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The classic joke of the little brother can be said to be known to everyone among young people.

Everyone burst into laughter at the last minute.

"Hahaha. I. I, oops, my stomach hurts from laughing. ”

"Oh my God! Hey! Hey! Hey! I won't be able to look directly at it anymore. ”

"It's so yellow! It's a joke. ”

"I didn't expect the Tang people to be so dirty."

The audience at the scene also laughed miserably, needless to say the artists, and even the leaders on the other side couldn't help but laugh.

"Is this young man the one who recited the prose and sang that song last night?" One asked, not quite surely.

"Hmm. Yes. ”

"This." The man was speechless, the style of painting was wrong, it was obviously wrong, he was so serious last night, why did he change his personality today.

Kong Qin, who was waiting on the side, also covered his mouth and snickered: "This Xiao Tang, it's not serious if you don't see it." ”

"Hmph." Liu Zizheng snorted coldly: "This is called, if you are not afraid that the hooligans will fight, you are afraid that the hooligans will be educated." ”

"This kid is funny." Last night, the old chief looked at the Tang people on the stage with interest.

Xiao Li next to him didn't answer, he couldn't hold back his laughter just now, which made him very embarrassed.

"It's just that the little girl next to him still hasn't reflected." The old chief looked at Liu Xian'er and said.

On the stage, Tang Ren smiled and bent over, and then saw Liu Xian'er still looking at him with such a calm appearance, with two words written in his eyes: naïve.

“ok！ Without further ado, let's reveal that this year's Golden Eagle Outstanding Newcomer host is. Tang Ren confessed, he accepted it, this joke, Liu Xian'er can still be so calm, then he is indeed out of line, so he immediately changed the topic.

Open the stationery.

Tang Ren put the letter paper in the middle, and said with Liu Xian'er: "Liu Xiang! ”

As expected.

The audience burst into applause.

Teacher He's voice also sounded at the right time: "Congratulations to Xiang'er, with her own efforts and persistence, she won the gold and silver outstanding newcomer to host, and then the Xiangnan Provincial Department of Education will host it."

Deputy Director, Liu Zizheng, and Honorary Vice President of the Xiangnan Provincial Literary Association, Kong Qinlai, presented the trophy to Liu Xiang. ”

Liu Zizheng and Kong Qin walked up arm in arm, followed by the hostess holding the trophy.

As soon as Liu Zizheng appeared on the stage, the audience was surprised.

"I'll go, this uncle is so handsome!"

"Yes! What a temperament! ”

"This vice president is so beautiful!"

"Yes, it's so temperamental, and it's well maintained."

"By the way, isn't this Liu Xiang's father?"

"Awesome! No wonder Liu Xiang is so beautiful, and his uncle and aunt's genes are too good! ”

"Uncle, do you still lack a daughter?"

"Wow! It's the boyfriend who gives the award, and the parents who give the award, which is too romantic. ”

"This is the end of the show of affection, show your parents!"

"I feel that Liu Xiang is the winner in life tonight!"

"yes!"

On the stage, Liu Xiang looked at Liu Zizheng and Kong Qin excitedly.

She thought that Tang Ren would be her guest of honor, but she didn't expect her parents to be the ones who presented the trophy.

You must know that when he said that he was going to be the host, Liu Zizheng was furious.

Kong Qin took the trophy from Miss Etiquette, and then handed the trophy to Liu Zizheng, who handed the trophy to Liu Xiang.

"Thank you!" Liu Xiang excitedly hugged Liu Zizheng and then hugged Kong Qin.

Kong Qin patted her back and doted: "Okay, don't cry, I'm crying that the makeup is going to be spent." ”

"Hmm." Liu Xiang nodded, she was so excited now, she felt that she was the happiest person in the world now.

After hugging, Liu Zizheng and Kong Qin went down.

Tang and Liu Xian'er also returned to their seats, but no one noticed that the moment Liu Xian'er turned around, the corners of her mouth rose, and when she turned around again, she had returned to her original cold appearance.

"Thank you!" Liu Xiang sobbed and said, "Thank you very much." ”

"I'm very, very happy to get this award today!"

"Thank you to the fans who have always liked me and supported me."

"Thank you to Shonandai for giving me a platform!"

"Thank you to the parents who gave birth to me and raised me!"

"Thank you to my boyfriend who has always been with me!"

"Thank you for nurturing my motherland!"

"The last thing I want to say is that my name is Liu Xiang, Xiang of Xiangnan! Thank you! ”

Liu Xiang walked off the stage after saying the last word.

Applause rang out.

Back in her seat, Tang Ren gave her a big hug.

"How? Happy? Tang Ren laughed.

"Uh-huh." Liu Xiang nodded vigorously.

"Didn't you expect your uncle and aunt to go up?"

"Did you already know?" Liu Xiang pouted and glared at Tang Ren.

"yes." The Tang people directly admitted it.

"Then you won't tell me?" Liu Xiang said.

"I didn't ask!" The Tang people are starting to play scoundrels.

"Humph!" Liu Xiang snorted angrily.

"Alright! I'll help you with the trophy. You wipe your tears. Tang Ren took the trophy in Liu Xiang's hand and said.

"Hmm." I was indeed a little excited just now, and Liu Xiang's eyes were still a little sparkling.

"Congratulations!" Gao Shengnan said with a smile.

"Thank you." Liu Xiang replied.

After Liu Xiang won the award, the task of the Tang people was over, and then he just had to wait for the end of the party, and the Tang people seemed a little bored.

"Xiang'er, when does this party end?" Don asked.

"Another hour? Bored? Liu Xiang knew that the Tang people were indeed quite boring here.

"Sort of." Tang Ren is not a little, but very boring, he is like a blind man watching a play, others are so excited to win an award, he has no reaction at all, because in this regard, he is indeed more confused.

"Bear with me. It's almost over. Liu Xiang comforted.

"Okay." The Tang people also recognized it.

After that, she performed a song and began to award the most popular actress award.

This award is also a blockbuster award.

The two actresses who won the final award are also very beautiful actresses, and the Tang people still don't know each other, and they just applaud.

After that, there was a "touching" acceptance speech. There was another round of applause.

After all kinds of boredom, the time finally came to the last blockbuster award of the party.

Most Popular Actor Award.

It is also known as the Emperor and the Queen.

After a long period of foreshadowing, the two hosts revealed the answer.

Both are the most popular actor winners for both men and women.

In other words, this year's Emperor TV has won two blockbuster awards, and the gold content is very high!

After listening to this last acceptance speech.

The applause of the Tang people was the loudest.

It's over.

"Okay, everyone, tonight's Golden Eagle Awards Gala is over, let's connect the party tomorrow night, don't forget the original intention, see you or leave!" (To be continued.) )