Chapter 4: Dog Leftovers (2)

The one-eyed dragon left the house and sprinkled on the alfalfa grass ground, and everything was calm. He looked at the wall again, then at the treetops, and paused thoughtfully with a roll of his eyes. Then he turned around and entered the house again, only to hear a "squeak" sound of the door, and in an instant, the garden was calm again!

The dog lying on the ground didn't move for a long time, then he raised his eyelids and glanced at the direction of the hut, and then looked at Jianye on the wall, Jianye snorted into the house, grinned again, stuck out his tongue, and signaled that he was safe! At this time, Gou Yu had the courage to pick up the dead sparrow that fell to the ground, looked back at Jianye on the wall, stuck out his tongue, and saw Jianye grinning again, baring his teeth and making a grimace at Gou Yu. Then, the dog left gave Jianye a thumbs up.

He didn't dare to hit the sparrows in the trees anymore, and he began to snipe the sparrows that had landed among the alfalfa grass to feed.

"Brother, isn't it over yet?" Jianhong was waiting at the bottom in a hurry, so he said to his brother Jianye on the wall: "It's been a long time, why haven't you come up yet, it's not early, and you can't explain if you can't cut a basket of pigweed!" ”

"Wait a minute, I'll call him later" Jianye said to Jianhong in a low voice.

Every time the dog hits a sparrow, the sparrows on the ground fly away in a flock!

To the north is a large cowshed, and in the northwest corner is a mountain of cow dung, where there are more sparrows! The sparrows that flew in the alfalfa field flew to the cowshed and cow dung, and the birds in the cowshed and cow dung didn't know what was going on, and they were frightened by the birds that flew over, and a large flock of sparrows flew back from there, and landed in the alfalfa field, and the cycle went over and over again, up and down!

It is said that birds are rectums, and they can't eat enough all day long, as the so-called people die for money, birds die for food, I don't think this is true at all, they are killed and refuse to leave this paradise full of temptation!

Jianye was very enjoyable watching the dog shoot sparrows on the wall, almost without a miss, pulling out the slingshot, as soon as he let go, the bow hit, and he was dumbfounded for a while!

After another half an hour or so, Jianye, who was lying on the wall in one position for a long time, realized that his arms were sore, and his legs were a little unbearable, and he began to tremble. Jianye saw that the dog's upper pockets were full, and he was putting them in his lower pockets, so he pinched his throat and shouted at the dogs: "Big brother, it's almost, right?" Time, pay attention to time, and the grass that, my grass! Jianye reminded the dog.

The dog glanced at Jianye on the wall and did not speak.

Just as Jianye finished shouting, he suddenly found that there was a figure a few meters away from Gouyu, who was crawling towards Gouyu! Jianye was suddenly shocked, and his heart was not good! I was so happy watching the dogs fight the sparrows that I ignored the one-eyed dragon that slipped out of the hut!

"Big brother, run! Cyclops! Jianye didn't care about being careful, so he shouted loudly at the dog!

This voice can make the dog Yu surprised, as soon as he heard the three words of the one-eyed dragon, he was a spirit! He raised his eyes and saw the familiar one-eyed dragon crawling in the ground, and the dog didn't have time to think about it, so he ran away!

But it's too late! The one-eyed dragon, who had been staring at the dog leftover for a long time, jumped up and pounced on the dog leftover!

"Don't move!" At this time, I saw that the dog turned around sharply, and the slingshot he pulled out was aimed at the one-eyed dragon at once, and shouted at the one-eyed dragon: "Stand there and don't move!" Watch out for my slingshot, and tell you, I'm not going to show mercy this time! Watch out for that eye! ”

"Good boy! Do you think your grandfather and I were scared? I also tell you, I am a man who came down from the battlefield, did I see this eye of mine? I've seen a lot of dead people in the rain of bullets, just your two times, Lao Tzu is not afraid of guns, and you are still afraid of your slingshot? You're pretty much the same as scaring the birds! The one-eyed dragon said!

"That's good, then you see, I said to hit your left eye and not your right eye, I said to hit your eyebrows, and never stop the bridge of your nose!" When the dog was in danger, he couldn't take care of it much, and when he spoke, he saw his arms begin to exert force!

"What are you going to do? Are you playing really? "The one-eyed dragon said yes, but in the face of the slingshot with the dog full of bows, he was really afraid of the newborn calves and the fucked offspring who were not afraid of the tiger, they didn't know what to do at all!

"Tell you, last time you caught me and made my dad beat me up! I'm not going to let you catch me again this time, I'd rather blind you in one eye than let you catch me!" Gou Yu pulled the slingshot and said!

"Big brother, don't! Then you'll be even more miserable! Jianye was lying on the wall, trembling with fear! As long as the dog lets go, the one-eyed dragon's eyes will be blind, and it is not as simple as being beaten!

"Go aside, it's none of your business!" Gou Yu yelled at the wall, and then said to the one-eyed dragon: "A spear can kill a person, a hundred!" But my slingshot can make you miserable for a lifetime, and make you worse than dead! ”

As he spoke, he glanced at the tree not far away, and said to the one-eyed dragon, "Do you see that tree?" ”

The one-eyed dragon subconsciously turned his head to look at the tree, and saw that the tree was full of birds. As soon as he turned his head, he saw that the dog had one left, and as soon as he exerted his arms, he only heard a "whoosh" sound, and a sparrow in the tree fell from the tree in response!

The one-eyed dragon only knew that this bastard boy was here to pay the fee, that is, to play, he really didn't expect this little broken boy's slingshot skills to be so good!

"See? These are the trophies of my hour! We're so close, I'm not blowing it to you! Gou Yu patted his pocket with his hand and said!

The one-eyed dragon saw that the upper and lower pockets were full of sparrows he had killed! As soon as the dogs came in, he noticed that there was movement in the garden, and he guessed that it must be the poor children who had come to pay the bill again! From the point of view of time, it is only an hour, if there are no two hits, no matter how much this poor boy blows, he will not be able to hit so many birds!

"Besides, I'm also responding to Chairman Mao's call - to eliminate the four evils, I didn't steal your alfalfa grass to do bad things, why don't you forgive!" The dog said confidently!

"Yo he! You've taken care of you! Ah, look what you've done with all the alfalfa grass for me? Yes? One by one, huh? You're still saying you didn't do anything bad, huh? How do you think this account should be calculated, huh?! Is this what Chairman Mao asked you to do, ah?! The one-eyed dragon shouted at the dog's left "ah" and "ah"!

"Actually, I'll be honest with you, uncle, I didn't plan to come to you to make trouble today, I haven't forgotten the lesson of the last time my dad beat me, and I'm not a person who forgets the pain of scars! Just because I was humiliated by the teacher today, I feel uncomfortable, no, I'm here to be angry with you! Uncle, let me go today, I won't dare to do it again in the future, I promise Chairman Mao! Gou Yu said and raised his right fist and swore!

Gou Yu said very sincerely, a sentence of "uncle" warmed people's hearts, the reasons were also sufficient, the explanation was also in place, and the one-eyed dragon had nothing to say. Kids, playful, who hasn't been here since childhood? Besides, he didn't pull out more than a cent of alfalfa grass like last time, and a few cows couldn't eat it all in a day, which really made him angry!

"Here, give you a few sparrows, don't make trouble for you, let's serve snacks at noon!" Gou Yu grabbed four or five sparrows from his pocket and threw them to the one-eyed dragon and said.

In those years, it was a great happiness to be able to eat a little game!

"I haven't done it." The one-eyed dragon said as he looked at the sparrows that the dog had thrown over and scattered on the ground.

"Okay!" As he spoke, he took out a pencil sharpener from his pocket, picked up a sparrow on the ground, and said to the one-eyed dragon, "You watch, I'll lay you down." ”

As he spoke, he gently opened a hole in the back of the sparrow's neck with a pencil knife, and took it off effortlessly with his hand from top to bottom, as simple as taking off his pants, and a bright red and shiny meat egg appeared in his hand! It didn't take a minute for a few sparrows to be peeled cleanly!

"When eating, if you want to eat it fried, soak it in salted water for ten minutes. If it's fried and eaten, chop it into pieces. If you eat it stewed, the whole stew will be fine. My dad and Uncle Yao both eat like this, and they are fried and eaten well, even the bones are crispy and crispy, no mess, four or five sparrows and half a catty of wine are no problem! Gou Yu said.

"Remember it in the future, you can come to me directly when you come again, don't scourge the alfalfa grass in the field, I'll find you a place, some of the sparrows are for you, do you hear?" The one-eyed dragon looked at the sparrow in his hand, and after another conversation, his anger subsided.

"Remember, uncle." Gou Yu turned his head to look at Jianye on the wall, and said, "Can my brother come too?" ”

"As long as you don't harm these alfalfa grass for the cows, and you are obedient and obedient, you can come! If you want to eat alfalfa grass at home, give me a squeak, and you can eat a little, (alfalfa grass steamed cakes, stir-fried vegetables, cold dishes, that is a good thing, until now I remember his taste!) Alright, let's get back. With that, the one-eyed dragon turned and walked to his cabin.

"Thank you, uncle!" Relieved, the dog bowed deeply to the one-eyed dragon, and then came to the wall with an arrow step!

Gou Yu and Jianye came down from the wall, and the two of them breathed a long sigh of relief, it was so thrilling just now, and they almost got into trouble again!

"What's wrong, big brother? You just told the one-eyed dragon that the teacher humiliated you, what's the matter? Jianye asked.

"Grandma's, I can't spare him, I'm going to sprinkle this evil breath on him, this thing is not over!" Gou Yu looked in the direction of the school and said!

Gou Yu remembered Teacher Yu's hateful face again!

This book was first published in Reading Rim