"Class!" Mr. Yu is in the second class, he teaches history class, and he has only been in the school for a short time this year. The students fell in love with his class - open the book, read it out according to the class, and review it yourself, it's easy!

"Stand up!" Qiao'er's crisp voice sounded in the classroom.

"Let's take the exam today, now I announce the classroom discipline, no talking to each other, no cheating, if found, disqualified from the exam!" Teacher Yu glanced at the classroom and said, "The class leader and the study committee members will send the exam papers."

As the students began to answer the questions, Mr. Yu sat on a chair on the podium and picked up a newspaper and read it.

Yao Jian and Qiao'er sat on the desk in front of Gou Yu, and Gou Yu looked at the paper and began to scratch his ears and cheeks, except for a few fill-in-the-blank questions, none of the remaining big questions were answered.

The dog leftovers at the same table are even more stupid, in the past, the dog leftovers and Qiao'er were at the same table, but every time it comes to the exam, the dog leftovers must copy every exam, and Yao Jian, who is sitting in the front row, is the same as the table, it is good to be able to copy twenty or thirty points. That is, the last time I took the math test, the head teacher said to them, okay, from now on you two will have a table, I will see which of you two copies whom!

Get! It's okay this time, Wang Ba has a pair of mung beans, half a catty and eight taels, and a pair of big fools!

"Hey, flash a slit and hang the roll down!" Gou Yu peeked at Teacher Yu on the podium, lowered his voice and said to Qiao'er and Yao Jian in front of him.

Yao Jian has a problem answering questions, and I don't know if it's intentional or unintentional, every time I take the exam, I answer the big questions first, and then answer the small questions, and the big questions are all below. Yao Jian moved his body to the side, and the big question he had answered was exposed under the table, and the dog leftover said: Okay, that's it, don't move!

Halfway through the time, Gou Yu was intently writing, and suddenly felt that something was wrong beside him, and he looked up to see that Teacher Yu was standing beside him.

It's over, it's over again! The last time I cheated in the exam, I was notified by the teacher to the parents, and the old man was specially trained in a large number, and it was only a few days, and he was arrested again.

"Come out for a moment!" Teacher Yu said to Gou Yu in a suppressed voice.

The two of them came to the door of the classroom one after the other. The dog was resting slightly, and his whole body was struggling.

Teacher Yu said, "If you don't copy the questions, you can't take the exam, right?" Well! Stand up, what's the matter? Well! ”

The dog didn't speak, and the two little green dragons on their noses were playing in and out.

"Even if you read the book carefully for ten minutes in class, you won't be able to answer a single question, right? Even if you fail, you can get three or forty points. Well! ”

The dog still doesn't speak, and the dead pig is not afraid of boiling water.

"Why don't you speak? Well! Even if you use your little cleverness in studying, you won't copy questions in every exam, right? You see that other people's students love to study, and other people's books are often read, and they are all very old. Look at your book again, huh! Like the new one, you don't read at all, well, do you have a grudge against learning? Well! Teacher Yu said with a "hmm" behind his back.

The more Mr. Yu spoke, the more energetic he became, the emphasis of his speech changed, and there was contempt and provocation in the count! The more Gou Yu listened, the more uncomfortable he became, and the more Mr. Yu's words were spoken, the more he hurt his self-esteem! Gou Yu rolled his eyes and glanced at Teacher Yu.

"What's the matter? Still not convinced? Well? Otherwise, I'll give you an open-book exam, you can copy the questions casually, don't say that you can get a full score, as long as you can pass, I won't care about you in the future, what do you think? Well? Teacher Yu looked at the dog with contempt and said.

"Really?" The dog can hear it, and the more Mr. Yu speaks, the more he has a playful and humiliating tone! But he still asked about Teacher Yu's words.

"Haha, you listened to that! Why do you always think about opportunism? Well? The thinking of a businessman's child is different from others! Can't you really study with peace of mind? Well? Teacher Yu coldly saw the dog's two snots, one in and one out, and said funny: "Look at your sloppy appearance, your neck is as black as the axle, look at your snot, shame on you, look in the mirror, see if there are still people?!" ”

"It's over! What do you mean? You don't have that, do you? If you say I'm sloppy and I'm okay with that, oh, what do you mean by being a businessman? What happened to the businessman? Did the businessman provoke you? Your teacher can't be free to humiliate people, right? Gou Yu was angered by Teacher Yu's words, looked up at Teacher Yu and said.

"Yo he! Do you still have self-esteem? Plagiarism has you, fucking up has you, nothing is worthy of praise, say a few words to you, you still have self-esteem! Tell you, in the future, as long as you let me see that you have something unpleasant, I will reprimand you anytime and anywhere! ”

"You dare!" Gou Yu squeezed two words out of his teeth and said.

"How dare I?" Teacher Yu saw that Gou Yu raised his head and looked at him with disdain, so he glared and said, "Tell you Gou Yu, a fucked boy like you, others can't control you, I'm still in charge, I don't believe I can't cure you!" At the beginning, ...... "Teacher Yu" didn't say the second half of the sentence for a long time, and he suddenly felt that he was too abrupt to say this sentence, and swallowed the words again!

"What happened?" Gou Yu concluded that it was not a good word, so he rolled his eyes and looked at Teacher Yu and asked!

"Go home and ask your father!" Teacher Yu was forced to prevaricate by the sharp gaze of the dog.

"You don't deserve my respect anymore! I'll also tell you, don't think that others don't know about that little in your sorghum field, you have to be careful, if you push me into a hurry, I'll tell the principal everything! Gou Yu puffed up his chest, and he was not afraid of anything: "I also tell you, from now on, I will not take any of your classes!" ”

Teacher Yu was suddenly shocked by Gou Yu's words, and the sentence "things in the sorghum field" was like a needle, like a sharp weapon, and suddenly poked into his soft underbelly! Although he didn't do anything out of the ordinary that time, after all, this inconvenient thing to be known about still made Gou Yu give him a heavy blow!

Gou Yu glared at Teacher Yu fiercely, pulled out his legs and disappeared at the school gate!

Teacher Yu looked at the back of the disappeared dog, still stunned, motionless!

Outside the village, there is a small road with fields on both sides, and a curved ditch runs along the road, leading to the Grand Canal, which runs from east to west to the north of the village.

There is a slope out of the village, and when I go up the slope, there is an elm tree that is not too big, and under the elm tree sit two children - Jianhong and Jianye.

"What time is it, why hasn't my brother come yet?" Jianhong said.

"I must not be able to get out!" Jianye looked at the school close to the south and said helplessly.

These two people can't see the dog for a moment, just like the six gods who have lost their souls.

I don't know when, a flock of sparrows fell on the elm tree, and they were chirping in the tree.

"I'm annoyed, brother, why don't we go mow the grass first, if we can't cut a basket of pigweed, my mother will nag endlessly when she goes back!" Jianhong muttered.

Syllable!

At this moment, Jianye and Jianhong suddenly heard a "pop" sound on the treetops, and in an instant, a sparrow landed on the ground not far away, only to see the sparrow's body flutter a few times, and then it didn't move! The remaining sparrows in the trees also flew away in horror one by one

Dog leftovers? It must be the dog's leftovers, no one else but him!

"Why are you still stunned? Don't go pick it up yet! ”

When the two of them were stunned, they found that the dog was standing not far from them, holding a slingshot in his hand, and yelled at them triumphantly!

The two of them let out an "oh", and then they came to their senses, and hurriedly ran towards the dead sparrow!

"Big brother, you're amazing! To give! Jianhong said to the dog with an admiring look of admiration and took the sparrow he picked up.

As soon as these two guys saw the dog, they couldn't be happier!

"Cut! What is this? Put it in the basket. Gou Yu said with a disdainful face.

"Big brother, what are we going to do next?" Jianye asked the dog.

"Hit the sparrows!" Gou Yu said.

"We haven't cut the grass yet! If we can't complete the task, we will be miserable! Jianye said pitifully.

"What are you afraid of, with me, it's all on me!" The dog patted his chest and said!

"Where are we going to shoot sparrows?" Jianhong asked.

Gou Yu raised his eyes and looked to the north, and to the north of the place where they were standing was a long wall made of red bricks, and inside the wall was a livestock breeding farm covering an area of hundreds of acres. There are a lot of them—more cattle, more alfalfa grass planted, more cow dung, more sparrows. It's a place they frequent!

"Let's go, let's get in!" Gou Yu looked at the livestock breeding farm and said.

"Huh? You don't want to die? Have you forgotten the last time the one-eyed dragon caught you, asked your dad to take you, and went home for a violent beating?! Jianye reminded.

"I'm not afraid today, if he dares to catch me, I'll shoot him with a slingshot and make him blind!" After saying that, the dog walked towards the fence.

Gou Yu's words are not blown, his slingshot technique has reached the point of being superb!

Jianye carried the dung basket on his back, Jianhong ran behind his buttocks, and the servants ran to the place of the livestock breeding farm together.

The long fence wall is divided into countless sections by the brick stacks, and the naughty children make it easier to climb the bricks on the wall stacks, and they will easily climb to the wall as long as they grasp the footsteps.

Gou Yu quickly climbed to the top of the wall and said below: "I'll go down, you two show me some one-eyed dragons on the wall, and report the situation in time!" ”

"Knowing the big brother, go with confidence, hurry up, don't forget to mow the grass!" While answering, Jianye did not forget to repeatedly instruct Gou Yu to say.

The dog jumped and disappeared from the wall.

Jianye said to Jianhong: "You look at the dung basket below, I'll go up and stand guard for the eldest brother!" ”

"Brother, I want to see it too!" Jianhong looked at Jianye pleadingly and said.

"No, you're still young, what should you do if you fall? Obedient! After Jianye finished speaking, he grabbed the incomplete brick crack with both hands, and climbed to the top of the fence with a few kicks.

There were not many trees in the courtyard of the wall, but on each tree were flocks of sparrows chirping, alfalfa grass that did not grow tall underground, and the green was hurried, and the ground was full of green.

Not too far from the patches of alfalfa grass, there is a house, where the cyclops dwells. He was a gardener, and somehow, this man was blind in one eye, and he was nicknamed "One-Eyed Dragon".

The dog crawled close to a tree, raised his hand and pulled up the slingshot, without aiming, he just listened to the "whoosh", the stone carried the sound of the wind, and in an instant he saw a sparrow fall from the tree!

"Okay, big brother, you're so awesome!" Jianye shouted on the wall for the dog's accurate archery skills!

The sound of the sparrows flying in the "fluttering edge" alarmed the people in the house, and the dog and Jianye both heard the "squeak" of the door, and the dog quickly lay on the ground, and Jianye also quickly retracted his body, and the cat got up with both hands tightly in the brick joint, and the atmosphere did not dare to come out!

This book was first published in the King of Books