Brother Dao is a person who has seen the world, his panicked face is not panicked, and his face is calm: "Oh, he was drunk last night, and after coming back, he went to the wrong room, I told him not to wake up, so I changed rooms with him and slept with him." ”

Dao Ma sighed: "That's it, that's really troublesome for you...... By the way, did you have breakfast? Let's eat it together if you don't. ”

Brother Dao was silent for a moment, and slowly spoke: "Isn't this for the knife?" ”

"He's a man, he won't die if he doesn't eat breakfast, you don't care about him." The knife mother affectionately held the knife's hand and dragged him to her son's room.

Is this my own mother?

Xiaodao followed behind the other party, and after entering the room, he consciously helped her pull out the chair, and then took out the soy milk fritters in the bag, and put the only cup of coffee in front of her, and after opening the lid, she poured two sugars into it.

"How do you know I like to drink coffee in the morning?" Dao Ma took the coffee and looked at him with some surprise.

Brother Dao came back to his senses and replied, "...... It's the knife that sues me. ”

"He even told you about this kind of thing." Dao's mother smiled, drank coffee, beckoned Brother Dao to sit down, and then looked him up and down.

This gaze made the knife uncomfortable.

He didn't want to answer any of her next questions.

"Who are you?"

"How old are you this year?"

"Where do you work?"

"When did you start sharing a house with Knife?"

"What do you think of him as a person? The appearance is okay, the figure is pretty good, and the person is quite durable, right? I mean, he can help you with all the work like repairing computers, carrying rice, etc., right? ”

Brother Dao answered these questions with difficulty, and when he was halfway back, the door was suddenly opened.

"Have you been enlightened by the Buddha? How dare you hit me! Curly pinched his neck with one hand, standing at the door angrily, just about to tear up with Brother Dao, his eyes suddenly fell on Mother Dao, "...... Well? Do you have a guest? Hello Auntie! ”

Knife Mother: "......"

The knife jumped up from the chair, rushed over, grabbed the person, dragged him into the toilet, and several movements were done in one go, and a voice came from afar: "He didn't wake up!" I'll help him sober up! ”

There was a sound of water in the toilet.

After a while, the two returned to the room, looked at Dao Ma with a face full of water, the corners of their mouths twitched, and they shouted with difficulty: "Mom......"

This breakfast was nothing short of torture.

After the three of them sat down again, Brother Dao had just taken a sip of soy milk, and he heard Dao's mother say leisurely on the opposite side: "I came here this time, I originally wanted to call you back for a blind date......

"Poof!" Brother Dao squirted out a mouthful of soy milk.

Hehe, you also have today, Juan Juan picked up the fritters, and as soon as he took a bite, he saw Dao Ma turn her head and smile at her: "But now it seems that I don't need my cāo heart, when will you get a marriage certificate?" ”

"Poof!" A mouthful of fritters squirted out.

"Eat slowly, eat slowly." Dao's mother handed the two of them tissues, and Juan took the tissues, wiping her mouth tremblingly, and said, "Mom, let's tell you the truth...... I don't deserve it! I'm so ugly! Such a quirky personality! Every day except for smoking, I eat egg fried rice, and I think it's good for me to get married to egg fried rice! ”

Xiao Dao glanced at her coldly, and then said to Dao's mother: "No, it's because I'm not worthy of Brother Dao, I have no other advantages except for my chest......

"I'm sorry, I can't agree with that!" Juan Juan looked at him unhappily, "Look at you, the moon is shy and the flowers are sinking, the fish and the geese are happy, and the geese are happy and angry......"

"Where can I compare to you, I have a car and a house, I have a high income, I am young and handsome, and ......I am in good health," Xiaodao sneered.

The two can be described as chess opponents, and in front of themselves, they began to praise themselves wildly.

Dao Ma sat opposite, looked at the knife, and looked at the roll, her eyes were full of relief.

"Mom is relieved that you can appreciate each other so much." As if she had let go of a matter, Dao's mother said to Juan Juan with a relaxed face, "Originally, your father was going to come to see you together, but something was delayed." ”

Curly didn't react yet, and the face of the knife next to him turned green.

“…… What is he here for? "The knife looked a little nervous.

"It's okay, it's okay, don't be nervous." Dao's mother immediately reassured, "Originally, he saw that Xiaodao had always refused to get married, and he didn't want to go home to do a safe and stable job, so he brought a few friends' daughters over, and wanted him to pick one of them, tie the knot first, and then slowly cultivate feelings after marriage...... But I don't really agree with him, so I'll take a look...... I'm good to be here. ”

"Yes......" Knife suddenly smiled and hugged Curly's arm affectionately, "It's good that you're here." ”

Curly turned his face sideways and looked at him like a ghost.

"Oh yes." Dao's mother suddenly remembered something, took out two pieces of paper from the suitcase, and stuffed them in her hand, "This time, your father and I were supposed to participate in a couple's activity in a resort, but he couldn't come because he had something to do, and I couldn't go alone, now it's just right, you two go to play!" ”

After saying that, he made a cheering gesture to the roll, and then dragged the box and ran away.

The knife sent her all the way out of the door, and as soon as the door closed, he immediately turned his head and smiled extremely gently at Curly.

Curly Juan felt goosebumps all over his body, and couldn't help but hold his arms and keep shaking: "What are you doing?" Laughing like a weasel greeting the New Year. ”

…… Is this a sarcasm that he's a chicken?

The knife took a deep breath, quickly turned his face away, and quickly turned his face away, still with the gentle smile just now, and said to Juanjuan: "Juanjuan, do me a favor." ”

“…… Don't tell me to pretend to be your girlfriend. "I sue you, I'm not such a person, for a resort...... Wait, resort? ”

Juan held up the two pieces of paper in his hand.

This is the promotional page of the two resorts, and there are tickets on it.

The leaflet is written with three big words - Lovers' Group, and below is a series of activities, such as horseback riding, barbecue, friends in the woods, and hot spring treatment......

Xiaodao persuaded bitterly on the side: "It's not troublesome, you can accompany me to a resort, take a few photos to deal with my parents, and we'll break up when we come out......."

"Needless to say." Juan looked up, "I promise!" ”

"......" knife.

Against his skeptical gaze, Curly said frankly: "For the sake of the resort, it's okay to have a boyfriend temporarily!" Ah no, in fact, I just can't bear to see you caught in the fire, that's why I stepped forward to save the suffering! ”

Resort-only, isn't it a rarity?

Knife felt that she must be lying to him, and the real reason was definitely not this.

So he tentatively said, "...... Do you have any other requirements? ”

“…… Then I'll put one more condition on it. Juan Juan thought for a while and said, "Your computer skills are so good, let me be an arena teammate, my teammates haven't been online recently, and I can't even do a task when I get into the game." ”

Knife: "......"

He felt that he was really hearty, this girl was a stupid white sweet!

Juan patted him on the shoulder with satisfaction, feeling that he must be a silly white sweet in his eyes now, and all grievances and grievances can be solved with just one resort ticket...... But there is a way that you can't eat hot tofu in a hurry! What's the use of turning against him now? Can you find out the truth by turning your face?

Compared with the real thing, it's more important to have the ability to hide.

After all, this is a matter that will be pulled by the research institute to slice it if you say it......

Besides! You can find a chance to check the truth again! She's so poor, the resort may only have this once!

“…… All right. Knife finally nodded, "I'll go back to the next game, and you call me online." ”

"We're still good friends!" Juan Tian said shamelessly, and then said to him amiably, "For everyone's sake, I won't tell others...... Actually, you have a special skill for swapping bodies with people. ”

...... "Knife," "What did you say?" ”

"Isn't it?" Curly was full of innocence, and then desperately poured sewage on him, "I've grown so big, I've never stood up to go to the toilet, if I have any psychological barriers because of this, it's all your fault!" Who asked you to swap bodies with me! ”

"......" knife.

You have a special skill for framing people!

Curly winked at the knife for a while, then returned to his room, closed the door, and slowly restrained the strange smile on his face.

If you want to plant things on him, and if you want to get rid of this matter, you can't do nothing.

Thinking of this, Juan Juan once again raised the resort flyer in his hand and had a plan in his heart.