Can anyone poison themselves?

Maybe there are such ruthless people in the world, but by no means rolls.

Looking at his face of sinking fish and geese, closing the moon and being ashamed, curling up and holding the keyboard, he couldn't smash it at all!

On the contrary, it was the other party, after looking at her for a while, he suddenly pounced, raised his foot and kicked her back knee, forcing her to kneel on the ground, and then cut her hands back, and said coldly: "Change back." ”

This temper and tone, Curly Roll tilted his head sideways, and asked a little uncertainly: "...... Brother Dao? ”

The corners of the other party's mouth twitched, and he reluctantly hummed.

Juan Juan suddenly felt that the three flowers were gathered at the top, and the five qi were Chaoyuan, and said to him in a dreamy tone: "Why are you in my body? ”

“…… I want to ask you! Knife asked gloomily, "Why are you in my body?" ”

You ask her, who does she ask?

The two of them stared at each other for a while, and Curly slowly spoke: "Brother Dao, let me go first......"

"Nope." The knife said coldly, "You change it back first!" ”

"But I'm going to pee." Juan Juan said.

"......" knife.

"You didn't knock on the door in the middle of the night, and you twisted the doorknob so much that it almost flew up, do you know how scary it is?" Curly sighed, "I just thought there was a ghost standing at the door!" I almost scared the pee! ”

"......" knife.

"Anyway, get me to the bathroom." Juan Juan said, "Or it's going to be suffocated...... Count yours? ”

"......" Xiaodao was speechless for a long time, and finally let go of her hand, "Go and go back quickly!" ”

Shooting into the bathroom like an arrow, he splashed his face with cold water and said to himself, "I want to be calm, I want to be calm." ”

But as soon as she looked up and looked at the face in the mirror, she couldn't help but roar in her heart: How can I calm down!

What went wrong? What went wrong? She has worn so many people, men and women, old and young, although there have been some accidents, but there has never been such an accident today! How could Brother Dao run into her body?

…… Will you be able to get it back in the future?

Thinking of this, Juan Juan couldn't help but shudder.

I didn't want to go to the toilet, but I was scared by my own conjecture and wanted to do it.

But he walked to the toilet, took off his pants, looked down, was silent for a moment, and suddenly went crazy: "How do you use this thing!" ”

She sat on the toilet for a while, then stood up for a while, like an ant on a hot pot, and circled around the toilet until the sound of a knife came from outside: "Why have you been so long?" ”

"I'm in a little trouble!" Curly replied impatiently.

The door to the bathroom was opened, and the knife glanced at her, then walked over with a blank face and reached for the thing underneath her.

"What do you want to do!!" The roll was directly crazy, "My hands are icy and jade!" How can you touch this thing with my hands! ”

Xiaodao still looked at her expressionlessly: "Everyone is a man, what are you afraid of." ”

"......" volume.

She always thought that Xiaodao was very calm, but it turned out that he was only calm on the surface, but in fact, his brain was as mushy as hers, and he could even say that everyone was a man......

In the end, the two of them each took a step back, and the knife finally dispelled the idea of manual guidance and changed to verbal guidance under the death of the scroll.

Under his guidance, Juan Juan finally solved the physiological problem, for some reason, I really wanted to cry, I felt that this matter was simply unspeakable, unbearable to look back, and she could be ranked first in the top ten black histories of her life!

But Brother Dao doesn't look much better.

There was an extra lump of meat underneath, and he had two more lumps of flesh on top, so that he couldn't even grasp his balance well when he walked, so he raised his hands and held the ......

"Let go of your claws!" Rolled up like a wild dog, ready to fight him.

Brother Dao avoided her with agility, sat down on the sofa, and seemed to have finally woken up from the huge blow, wrapped his hands around his chest, held up the two balls, and raised the corners of his mouth and smiled at the curly curl: "You know my strengths and weaknesses, I have mastered your size, it's fair." ”

"I don't want such fairness!" Curly wanted to burst into tears.

"Then hurry up and change it back!" Said the knife.

"This technique is relatively difficult, let me close my eyes and think about it." Juan began to meditate, and after ten minutes, she said to Knife, "I figured it out, but we were actually dreaming." ”

"......" knife.

"Believe it or not!" After finishing the scroll, he slapped himself in the face, and then grinned at him with bared teeth, "It doesn't hurt at all, this is really a dream!" ”

Anyway, she couldn't tell the truth even if she died, didn't that force her to admit that she was doubting him? It's better to insist that it was a dream, anyway, she estimated that as soon as she woke up, the two of them would return to their original form.

"Huh, huh?" The knife sneered and slammed his fist on his chest, with such force that it almost seemed like he was about to smash half of his chest, "Why do I feel that it hurts?" I felt half of my chest sink down. ”

“…… Evil animals! Curly pounced and pushed him down on the couch, but what next? What can she do with her body?

The knife's face was also ugly, if someone else dared to press him like this, he could take off the other party's kidney with his bare hands, but what now? What can he do with his body?

The two of them stared at each other for a while, not daring to do anything to each other, nor to what to do with their current body...... After all, the other party has a "hostage" in his hands! The other party can retaliate at any time!

In the end, they had to take a step back.

“…… Are you sure it's a dream? Knife asked in a deep voice, focusing on the next sentence, "Are you sure you can get some sleep?"

"Hmm." Roll back.

“…… Let's go back to sleep. Xiao Dao said, "If you have something to say, I'll talk about it tomorrow." ”

"Good!" The roll immediately jumped.

Immediately they went back to their rooms and slept in their own beds.

But tonight is destined to be an extraordinary night, a night of tossing people, and a night of black history.

Juan was standing on the bed for two hours, changing seven or eight positions in a row, but he still couldn't sleep.

"What should I do?" Curly covered his face, feeling like he was about to cry, "I'm having insomnia!" ”

Maybe it's because of the fright of the knife, or maybe it's because of the stimulation of going to the toilet, anyway, she can't sleep tonight, and in a blink of an eye, the clock on the wall has reached half past eight, and then it's time to go to work!

Curly rolled over and sat up, staring blankly at the clock on the wall.

How can she go to work like this?

Hello director, I am her brother in the roll, and today I will replace the roll sister to be a cow and a horse?

Before she could come up with a plan, a mad beast rushed outside.

"Why!" The knife didn't look like he had slept well all night, his eyes were bloodshot, and he pulled the roll and roared, "Why haven't you changed it back yet!" ”

“…… Because I didn't fall asleep last night. Curly muttered blankly.

“…… That's right. After listening to her explanation, the knife slowly let go of his hand, and in the next second, he slashed her neck with a knife with lightning speed.

Curly closed his eyes and fell straight back to the bed.

The knife snorted coldly, touched a cigarette in his mouth, and just lit it, he choked and coughed, so he had to put out the cigarette, take it in his mouth to satisfy his hunger, and then rubbed his seaweed-like curls while scolding and walking to his room.

As soon as the man reached the living room, he heard the doorbell ring.

He turned his head to look at the door, who is it so early?

Knife walked over and opened the door, took a cigarette in his mouth, and asked impatiently, "Who?" Yes...... Mom, why are you here? ”

There was a middle-aged woman with a gentle face standing at the door, who seemed to have just gotten off the plane, dragging a suitcase behind her, and a breakfast bag hanging from her elbow.

"Phew!" The knife quickly spit out the cigarette in his mouth and let it aside, "I just said in a dream, aunt, don't take it to heart, please come in, please come in." ”

The middle-aged woman, that is, the mother of the knife, said twice, dragged the box into the door, kept looking at the knife out of the corner of her eye, and smiled gently: "Are you the partner of the knife?" Wake up early, is the knife still sleeping? ”

"yes." Knife hurriedly replied, "I'm still sleeping in my room." ”

The knife mother snorted, put the box aside, and then ran around the knife room, and when she came out, she asked with some confusion: "Why is he not in the room?" ”

"Over there." The knife rightly pointed to the room where the scroll was being placed.

When he finished pointing out, he felt as if something was wrong......

Mother Dao stood at the door of the roll room, looked at the knife who was sleeping bare-chested on the bed with only a pair of pants, and then looked at the decorations in the room, and finally slowly turned around and smiled a little weirdly at the knife: "My son...... Why do you sleep in your room? ”