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Before everyone could come back to their senses, Su Shan asked Chang De, who was surprised: "Teacher Chang, do you mean that I must criticize ugliness and promote righteousness in my program?" ”

"Of course!" Changde is a matter of course.

"In other words, my future performances must be elegant and educational?"

"Don't you think that's right?"

"If you say that, then I am not an artist, but a teacher and a professor."

"Poof" Some viewers didn't hold back and laughed directly.

One more professor, this guy must have done it on purpose!

"What do you mean by a professor? I think you should pay attention to your words! Changde frowned.

"I've always been a professor, and my daily work is to educate others and pay attention to my own taste, otherwise how can I let my works educate others to learn something?"

"You can't think about whether others are happy or not, he deserves it, and he loves to be happy."

Changde had already heard that something was wrong, and just as he was about to speak, he heard Su Shan say again: "What's the loss of more than a billion viewers?" I have to find the right place where Teacher Chang stands. ”

"Don't talk nonsense!"

"Don't worry, I will be elegant in the future. My identity is not an artist, but a teacher, and I will definitely oppose the three vulgarities on stage in the future"?

"What are the three customs? Yes, yes, yes, it is vulgar, vulgar, vulgar. ”

The audience was amused by Su Shan and laughed, and they didn't find Changde with a black face at all.

The audience in front of the TV was even more excited, Su Shan was fighting back, and the language could still be sharp and funny, which made Master Chang angry.

For a while, everyone passed on ten, and ten passed on to each other.

Now the host on the side looked at the chief director, and after seeing him shake his head, the host simply looked lively.

Let's make trouble, as long as it doesn't make too much trouble, for the sake of ratings, the chief director has to be ruthless and let the farce continue.

"Two teachers rest assured, I will definitely put the anti-three customs in my heart, I will study modestly, modesty makes people progress, people can improve, let alone me!"

"Don't you think what you just said is very vulgar?" Niu Chunlei also had to stand up and fight back.

"Haha......"

Whether it was sitting in front of the TV or the audience, they were all amused, and even Zhang Daya laughed.

"You're right, in the future, vulgarity is the means I use to insult others." Su Shan nodded,

"After the two teachers taught me how to perform, it dawned on me, what kind of am I performing? It's so cheesy. ”

"Then I pondered the words of the two teachers carefully, and I suddenly felt that this world was too dirty, do you think, the person who left actually went to the street wearing a vest and shorts, is this still a person?"

"There are people who go out in pajamas and pajamas, don't you have self-respect, when you think of the swimming pool you have been to before, you are still wearing pajamas, do you want to be faced?"

As soon as these few words came out, the laughter became louder.

"That's too harsh, isn't it? But it seems to make a lot of sense! ”

"Oh my god! After listening to Su Shan, I feel that I am so vulgar! ”

"The fight back was so ruthless that the two judges couldn't say anything, this Su Shan is too powerful."

"The one with his arms and thighs is so vulgar, and when I think about it, the swimsuit is not good now! In the past, the swimsuit was very dignified and good, and you could only see the butt when you opened the swimsuit; Now this one can only see the swimsuit when he opens his ass, and he is so vulgar! Su Shan said with a look of disgust.

"Oh my God, does Su Shan want us to laugh to death?"

"I'm sure that the current ratings of Jingcheng TV will definitely be the first."

"I'm looking forward to what Su Shan will say more and more."

"Please don't talk nonsense!" Changde gasped and said.

Su Shan ignored him, and said, "Are you embarrassed to come out dressed like that?" You're not a Mao~ film actor? You're not the star of those yellow~sexual~ videotapes? ”?

"I don't think you're missing that!" Niu Chunlei said suddenly.

"I'm looking critically. I want to see how degenerate they are, what if I stay up all night, I'm anti-vulgar. ”?

Listen, listen, the laughter is even louder.

Many viewers were stunned by Su Shan's super fast response, and they saw how well they answered! Look critically, what a cow!

How did they know that what Su Shan is saying now is not his original at all, and Mr. Guo's classic cross talk, I want to oppose the three vulgarities.

If Changde and Niu Chunlei hadn't said that, Su Shan really didn't remember this paragraph, but fortunately he had terrifying memories, so he didn't let these two fool the audience.

However, Su Shan was also very curious, he said so much, why didn't the program team stop him?

Is it to increase viewership? It is very likely that this is the case, the contestants and judges are torn apart, and it should be very interesting!

Su Shan's guess was right, the chief director was this idea, and his idea was very successful!

The current discussion of Su Shan on the Internet is unimaginably hot, which is simply beyond his expectations.

The chief director thought evilly: You guys quarrel, just don't fight.

"Don't be confused, that's not what I mean by vulgar." Niu Chunlei stood up angrily.

"Then tell the millions of people in the audience, what do you mean by vulgarity?"

Niu Chunlei fell to the ground in suspense, millions of people? You really dare to say it, and you're not afraid of flashing your tongue!

But the audience just bought Su Shan's account and laughed one by one.

"Who said that you should bring down Teacher Niu?" Su Shan shouted while the laughter had not stopped.

It's a messy voice, but if someone does shout it, everyone will be able to hear it.

The matter is obvious, that is, Su Shan is shouting blindly.

Niu Chunlei is so angry! The audience laughed!

"You ......"

"Teacher Niu, your popularity doesn't seem to be very good!"

Niu Chunlei sat back on the chair angrily, with a dark face, glaring at Su Shan.

Su Shan sighed, and said with a helpless expression: "I have been an artist for several years, and the audience has witnessed my growth, and everyone knows that I am not a funny artist, just a singer." ”

"I know there are a lot of people in the audience who have a bit of controversy about my performance, and that's normal. The two judges also criticized me, saying that my performance was too vulgar. ”

The audience was fascinated by Su Shan's expressions and words.

How did they know that the shameless Su Shan was plagiarizing one of Mr. Guo's works again, you have to be elegant.

What a scoundrel character! The two judges should really be glad that their ancestors burned high incense and let them run into Su Shan.

"The benevolent see the benevolent, the wise see the wise, and the opinions are different. At different levels of society, there will be people who say that others are vulgar. What is vulgar and what is elegant? ”

After Su Shan asked this, the audience suddenly found that they couldn't say why.

Before the audience could think seriously, Su Shan said: "I think that pure elegance is not enough to constitute the world. The joys, sorrows and sorrows of the little people are the real art. ”

"Papa......" The audience applauded.

"Chinese leaders once said that literature and art serve the broad masses of the people. Blindly elegant, blindly exalted, can only say that you deliberately go against the theory of leadership. ”

"Oh my God! What kind of mouth is Su Shan? Unexpectedly, all the leaders of our Huaxia have been moved out! ”

"That's a cruel thing! The faces of Master Chang and Master Niu became more and more ugly. ”

"This has been said, who dares to refute it?"

"This Su Shan's mouth is so powerful!"

Su Shan on the stage looked at Changde and Niu Chunlei, does that mean you are talking about me? Do you dare to say it?

The two masters of the comedy world really didn't dare to speak, and secretly scolded Duan Baishi, who had fulfilled his dream, for being unkind and righteous, and even threw them a thorn.

"As the old saying goes, the elegant and the vulgar tolerate each other. Only by inclusiveness can we appreciate both the elegant and the vulgar. Many people can't see through it, and they always feel that what is elegant and what is vulgar. What is elegant, what is vulgar? ”

"Listening to the symphony is elegant, watching my performance is vulgar."

"Listen to celebrities fake singing elegantly, and watch the original and vulgar on the Internet."

"Drinking coffee is elegant, eating garlic is vulgar."

Many people laughed again when they heard this, which is obviously talking about the two of Changde!

"What is elegant and what is vulgar? Yajia is elegant, and the valley of people is vulgar. A tooth word, a good word, this word is elegant. ”

Everyone nodded.

"What comes out of your mouth, when you're full, you have nothing to do and sit there chattering, chattering, saying it, this is called Ya."

"Single-minded people, a grain, a grain of grains, this word is vulgar. Eating and drinking Lazar, this is customary. ”

"People can not say it, they don't need elegant things, but you can't do without this vulgarity."

"You can disagree with my aesthetic views, but you have no right to deprive me of my aesthetic rights. Let me and the masses of the people retain this customary right. ”

"Wenyan is good, but the concubine is not enough to refute it. Again, elegance is not pretending, grandson is pretending. ”

"Haha...... Well said! ”

"Good ......"

After the audience listened to Su Shan's words, it was called an excitement! Passionate!

It's so good, it's like a teacher giving them a lecture, and it's funny.

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