Chapter 5: You're Too Dirty
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Su Shan's performance was a success, and the audience's laughter was drowned out by deafening applause before it stopped.
Su Shan, who was standing on the stage, breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately everything went well, and Leng Tianhao did not make a mistake.
The popularity of the scene far exceeded Su Shan's expectations, and the audience sitting in front of the TV applauded!
In fact, the ratings of this funny show are not very satisfactory, and in the final analysis, it still can't satisfy the hearts of the audience.
But Su Shan's performance is different, it seems simple, but it can make people laugh constantly, which is the brilliance of this work.
Even the audience who sat in front of the TV to watch this show was so amused by Su Shan's non-performance that they couldn't straighten their waists, even if it was a boring and uninnovative advertisement playing now, the audience in front of the TV had no idea of changing the channel.
The live broadcast continued, and the host had already come to Su Shan's side, holding the microphone and saying, "Thank you Su Shan for bringing us such a funny performance, thank you!" ”
"Next, whether Su Shan can continue to perform on this stage depends on our three judges and teachers, Teacher Changde, you will come first!"
After the host finished speaking, the camera was already aimed at Changde.
"Then I'll start with a few words!" Changde changed his posture and said to Su Shan: "First of all, I can't let him pass." ”
As soon as Chang De said this, a voice of surprise immediately came out of the audience, not only them, but even the audience sitting in front of the TV felt confused.
"Tell me why! First of all, your performance form is too low-level, and the performance of not being male or female makes me feel nondescript and difficult to get into the hall of elegance. Secondly, this is a funny stage, why do you want to sing? I think you want to bring out your identity as a singer on this stage! Also, your last song is so filthy that it's impossible for people to accept it. ”
"Acting is an art, not for you to be grandstanding, if you still insist on this kind of performance, I don't think you will have much success in your life!"
"Or maybe what I'm saying is a little ugly, but as a judge, I have to tell you not to perform such a low-level show on this stage in the future, do you know how many people are watching your performance in front of the TV? Did you know that this kind of performance of yours is likely to teach a lot of bad people? I don't want to see all the men and women on the streets in the future! ”
Although Changde's words are a bit extreme, they can capture people's hearts. There are even many viewers who are whispering.
"Master Changde is very reasonable, it's not good if you take the child badly."
"A master is a master, and everything he says is on point!"
"Although Su Shan's performance is very funny, it's not worth it to bring people badly!"
"I said why does Su Shan want to sing, so that's the case!"
Su Shan was very annoyed, wouldn't I just perform a show? As for what belittles me, isn't it?
Did I mess with you?
Su Shan didn't know that Changde had a good relationship with Duan Baishi, the deputy general manager of the dream, and Duan Baishi had already said hello before this, trying to ridicule Su Shan and not let him be promoted.
If this is done only by Changde alone, of course, I dare not guarantee that Su Shan will definitely be eliminated, but it is different with Niu Chun Chun Bud!
As soon as Changde's words were finished, Niu Chunlei, who had already discussed with him, also spoke.
"I agree with Mr. Chang's point of view, you are a public figure when you stand on the stage, what you say, or the songs you sing, including your every move, will be seen by many people, so your speech and demeanor are very important."
"Some vulgar and indecent things are not allowed to be performed on stage, just like when you talk to a stranger, you can talk with them over coffee, but can you eat garlic with them? Isn't this supposed to smoke people away? ”
When Niu Chunlei said this, many viewers laughed, and nodded from time to time, agreeing with her words.
"So! Young man, you have to remember in the future, don't put on such a vulgar thing on stage, the audience can't learn anything from it except laughing, and it's easier to lead people astray. ”
"I'm sorry for your performance, I can't pass it for you, I hope you will think more about how you can be more elegant while arranging the show in the future!"
Like Changde, Niu Nilei did not let Su Shan pass.
Although Zhang Daya still has a passing vote in his hand, it is no longer important to Su Shan, and the two vetoes represent elimination.
Although there are many audiences who like Su Shan's performance, they also have to admit that Su Shan has been eliminated, and the reason for the elimination is very simple, too low-level, too vulgar.
If Changde has already annoyed Su Shan, then Niu Chunlei is adding fuel to the fire, and the two of them have already made Su Shan angry and about to run away.
It's okay if you don't let me pass, but is it necessary to go so far?
This is obviously belittling Su Shan, and at the same time raising the identities of the two of them.
The most vicious thing is that the two of them still say it as judges, which will invisibly make many viewers believe their words.
Su Shan gritted his teeth angrily.
"It seems like I'm the only one left who hasn't spoken!" Sitting on the judges' seat, he said with his mouth wide open.
"Yes, Master Zhang, according to the convention, even if the player is eliminated, you can also comment." The moderator said.
"Then I'll just say a few words, although Xiao Su's performance can't satisfy the two judges next to me, but it is undeniable that Xiao Su's performance made us all laugh, I am a rough person and don't know what is vulgar and elegant, so I only pick the funniest person."
Zhang Daya paused here and said, "I'll pass." ”
"Bang Bang ......"
The audience couldn't help but applaud, that's right, the two judges, Changde and Niu Chunlei, evaluated Su Shan as worthless, but Su Shan did make everyone laugh.
Who can tell the difference between vulgarity and elegance so clearly in life? How many great people are there in this world?
The audience at the scene was discussing, and at this time, the audience outside the scene took out their mobile phones and discussed the program that Su Shan had just performed on the Internet while watching the live broadcast.
The post bar forum of Beijing TV on the Internet is very lively, and even the most popular Weibo at the moment is mostly discussing this matter.
"I think the two judges in Changde are very right, what we need is positive energy, not a simple funny show!"
"Su Shan's performance really made me laugh, but what the two judges said was also very reasonable, after thinking about it carefully, I still support the two judges, hoping that Su Shan can learn a lesson and succeed in the resurrection competition."
"Beijing TV is really the three master-level judges who spent a lot of money to invite, and what they said is reasonable, it can be described as a thousand words!"
"Support the two judges, and also hope that Su Shan will be successfully resurrected, after all, his performance is so funny......"
"I support Master Zhang, Su Shan's performance is the funniest show I've ever seen, why don't you pass it?"
"I also support Master Zhang, Su Shan should not be eliminated."
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On TV, the host waited until the applause stopped and said: "There is nothing to fail for a while, as long as we seriously reflect on it and then learn lessons from it, there will definitely be a time for success!" ”
"Thank you Su Shan for bringing us regular performances, although he was eliminated, but there is still a repechage match waiting for him, I think we will still have the opportunity to see Su Shan standing on the stage to perform for everyone!"
The host said this, looked at Su Shan, and asked, "Su Shan, is there anything else you want to say to the audience and the three judges?" ”
Su Shan picked up the microphone and said to Changde and Niu Chunlei: "What the judges and teachers said is so right. ”
No one heard the other flavor in Su Shan's words, after all, the two judges are masters in the comedy industry, what does he use as a little singer to refute others?
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