"I am the master of the Eastern Sect, if you provoke many times, don't blame me for destroying the city of hatred!" I held my right hand in front of me and placed it flat in front of me.

"Hey! This is my territory, don't talk too much! Luo Hongling said unhappily behind me.

"Xiao Heng! You are the Sect Master of Immortal Cultivation! How to use such a filthy sorcery! "A Taoist priest who seemed to have defected to the Demon Cultivation Realm suddenly came out of the crowd and shouted at me.

"Do you see me wielding a hint of Evil Breath? Use a wisp of demonic energy? I said slowly: "All laws are natural, innocent, innocent, pure and ignorant, I just use power." And you don't know anything about power. ”

The man seemed to be frightened by me, and immediately made a turtle with a shrunken head, and then retreated and did not dare to say anything more.

"I, Xiao Heng, hereby announce that on behalf of the Immortal Cultivation Realm and the Demon Cultivation Realm, we will conclude a contract and suspend all kinds of hostile offensives, starting from today, all disciples of the Immortal Cultivation Sect shall not take the lead in provoking the Demon Cultivation Realm and killing in vain, on the contrary, the disciples of the Demon Cultivation Realm must also abide by the above terms.

What do you think, Lord? I glanced at Luo Hongling.

"Xiao Heng! You actually pulled me a game! Luo Hongling was stunned and said, "No one in the world can persecute me Luo Hongling!" Neither can you! ”

"Really?" I flicked my sleeve away, and my index finger was just a fraction of a second away from his forehead: "If you don't agree, you're dead!" or

It's better to live than to die! ”

There was an uproar in the hall again.

But Luo Hongling did not evade at all, nor did he mean to resist.

"I will never give in to anyone, and anyone who dares to force me or blackmail me will pay the most painful price-" he sneered, "even if I were to die, I would die in the most horrible way!" But you, Xiao Heng—"

"I like you." He said these four words categorically, "If you want my heart, I can also dig it up for you, I like you the first time I see you!" Descendants of the Demon God, for the rest of their lives, only do what makes them the most enjoyable! If you want the world, I will give it to you, not because of persecution, but because of me

Like you! ”

He suddenly grabbed me by the waist and pulled me into his arms.

"I don't believe in love at first sight, I don't believe you are my destiny! I just like you, that's all. His face was very close to me at this moment, "If you like others, I will give you the richest bride price in the world, if you hate others, I will let him be broken into ten thousand pieces!" You don't even have to sue me that you don't like me at all, or that you like me.

You just have to know that I like you. There is no one in the world like me,

Love you more! ”

My eyes widened suddenly.

I have never seen a person who can say such a domineering and selfless confession in such a frank tone, who doesn't care about the occasion, doesn't care about gender, and has no scruples!

If this is also his routine, I have to admit that his love words skills,

It's really overflowing! ……

"Then you unlocked his Alipay. I would also like to order a few more boxes of canned dog food. Shizun suddenly interjected.

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Luo Hongling let go of me, and his tone finally returned to normal: "Xiao Heng, I will personally go to the Eastern Sect to sign a contract with you another day to express the sincerity of my demon cultivation world." Now is the time for my Demon Cultivation Realm to deal with internal affairs, you are a person from the Immortal Cultivation Realm after all, I hope you don't interfere too much. Xiao Shengzun [refers to my master], when I come to visit in the future, I will bring a meeting gift. ”

Master snorted coldly and said, "Apprentice, let's go, Luo Hongling, I hope you remember your promise." ”

Luo Hongling bowed to his master - allowing the dignified Demon Venerable Sect Master to perform this big gift can be regarded as giving the master enough face.

When I returned to the apartment, I looked at Yan Wushuang who was lying on the ground and was sleeping soundly, and said to Master the request of the cursed gods.

"Play with yours, don't worry about me." Master took possession of the computer and said.

Looks like I'm going to buy another computer.

However, after a day's toss, I'd better go to bed.

So I took a shower, opened the fridge and saw that my snacks had been eaten.

Master is really a delicious gluttonous fox.

I glanced disdainfully at the master in the living room.

"Xiao Heng, you must fulfill your promise to me." The cursed god came out again and chirped.

"If I say it again, I'll chop you!" I threatened.

It was still going to be crooked, and it was bitten by a fat cat that suddenly sprang out - that guy in the night frost day also fished in troubled waters, and came back with us, it seems that it doesn't like the demon cultivation world. Little cheap cat, luxurious palace it doesn't live in, just like the small room of modern humans.

I closed the bedroom door, then lay on the bed and scrolled through Weibo for a while, and then went to sleep......

I don't know how long it took, but the blinding light woke me up in a daze.

I saw that my curtains were rudely opened, and a man stood beside my bed, staring at me with a gloomy gaze.

"What?" I pulled the quilt over my face.

"Xiao Heng, I'll settle accounts with you! How dare you drag me into such a filthy place as the human realm! The man turned out to be Yan Wushuang, and he was angry and angry, and ripped off my quilt.

"Xiao Heng! Why don't you sleep with your pants on! He screamed and threw the quilt back at me.

Why should I sleep in pants? I think it's comfortable to sleep in only my underwear. Ever since I came to the human realm, I have never slept in trousers anymore.

Moreover, they are all men, wearing pants or not, and they won't react so much when they see it, right?

"Yan Wushuang, what the hell are you going to do?" I covered my lower body with a quilt and said.

"I'm settling accounts with you! I'll kill you! Let Brother Ling no longer be fooled by you! He suddenly flashed a kitchen knife from the kitchen!

"Are you crazy?" I tried to snatch his kitchen knife, but at the thought of the cursed god's request, I had to curl up and cough in pain.

"Quick...... Put it down...... Knife...... Ahem...... cough cough cough ...... Why...... I'm going to be so miserable......" I said, clutching my chest.

"Huh, hahahaha! It looks like the curse is really working! Yan Wushuang laughed wildly, he put down the kitchen knife, and grabbed the collar of my pajamas with his other hand, "You're going to die sooner or later anyway, I'm not in a hurry to kill you now, I'm going to watch you torture to death!" I'll kill you now, Brother Ling still likes you, but he will hate me and hate me, he will always remember you, I want him to hate you! Hate you!

Xiao Heng, since the moment your portrait appeared in the City of Absolute Hatred, I knew that you were a scourge, so I had already begun to arrange a qiē, you will see, hum hum hum ~~~~"

You people in the Demon Cultivation Realm like all kinds of useless routines. I think.

I saw that he actually took out a piece of jade pendant from his clothes, the jade pendant was made of purple jade, and the carving was a lifelike butterfly perched on an ancient sword, which was the symbol of the head of the Xia family of Xiuxian Nanzong!

"How can you have the letter of the head of the Southern Sect?!" I was a little surprised.

"Because, Xia Jia, the head of the Southern Sect, has a bad idea for you." Yan Wushuang raised his eyebrows, "So, Xiao Heng, you are really a vixen who harms men!" ”

Nonsense! My master is the real real vixen fighter.

I saw Yan Wushuang take a few steps back, and suddenly cut his wrist with a kitchen knife, he recited a spell, forced out his True Yuan Neidan, blended with blood, and forcibly broke through his own boundaries against the sky, using the jade pendant of the head as a medium, attracting the spiritual energy on the jade pendant as a guide, and casting the transmission circle!

"Are you crazy! You know that the human world has a great pressure on your body, and you also have to consume the true yuan to cast spells! Are you going to abolish your cultivation? I shouted.

"Don't worry about it! I'll even take a qiē! I want to break you up and Brother Ling too!! Yan Wushuang's whole body was already bathed in purple light, and his roar was like a hellish ghost!

What a stubborn twisted love!! ……

I hurriedly took out my mobile phone under the pillow, and hurriedly snapped and sent it to Moments-

"Heartbroken Crazy Gay Man 2.jpg - This Time with Duang's Glowing Effect"

Yan Wushuang continued to close his eyes and concentrate on chanting the spell, and I immediately refreshed my phone, and there were 10 likes.

It's all liked by my beast cultivator customers.

These people only know likes but don't know replies,

There was only one reply -

Domineering Venerable: [Yan Wushuang again? What the hell? Call 110 directly and ask the police to take him away, it's annoying. 】

Isn't Luo Hongling dealing with civil strife? Why can he see it and reply immediately when I swipe the circle of friends?!

It's scary.