I wrapped myself in the quilt, watched Yan Wushuang cast a spell, and asked him, "Are your wounds okay?" I'll take you to the hospital later! ”

"Shut up! Less interruptions!! Yan Wushuang gave me a blank look.

"I want to go and get rid of it." I say.

"You're going to pee! Is peeing also with my consent! Yan Wushuang said irritably.

"I want to be on tuba." I say.

"What's a tuba!"

"It's just pulling ......"

"Get out!! Don't bother me to chant mantras! Yan Wushuang's forehead burst with green tendons.

"Then what if you finish casting the spell and I don't finish it? But I really want to go, I ate too much yesterday......"

"!! Get lost!!! Get lost!!! Pull your to !! "I guess if he didn't want to form a formation and make a spell casting gesture, he would have jumped up and kicked me a long time ago.

So I got out of bed and went to the bathroom.

It turns out that Yan Wushuang's formation is super troublesome, I finished pulling, brushing my teeth, and washing my face, but he didn't finish it. So I went to the living room to watch TV, and by the way, I found a Meituan takeaway breakfast.

My Alipay is really unlocked, but it is bound to Luo Hongling, and the name on it is also Luo Hongling's.

Shizun lay on the floor and fell asleep - there was a spare bed, but he preferred the floor.

Soon, the takeaway brother brought raw fried and soy milk. I hurriedly shouted, "Yan Wushuang!!! Time to eat!!! ”

"!! Don't bother me!! Eat! Eat you! And he spoke ill of each other.

"This stuff is delicious." The master stirred the dog food and fried it together!! I also poured the dog food into soy milk!! I also use raw fried canned food dipped in dogs!!

Just as I was eating the raw pan-fried, there was a sudden loud bang in the bedroom!

And then there's the sound of falling to the ground!

I hurriedly ran to the bedroom to check, only to see Yan Wushuang fall to the ground, and a man in a lilac robe was lying upright on the floor, this person was the head of the Southern Sect - Xia Jia!

Shizun also came over with a bowl to watch the excitement, only to see that Xia Jia's originally handsome face turned red and purple, as if he had been poisoned by something.

"Master, he ......," I said.

Shizun calmly ate a mouthful of dog food [he is really a single dog, no, a fox], then put down the bowl, stepped forward to check Xia Jia's pulse, and then said firmly: "He was given an extremely tricky X poison [□□ in □□ aspects] in the demon cultivation world, called Burner." ”

"Pink purple? Molecule? Graves? ”

"It's the Burner! It means that if you have an attack, you will burn your own children and grandchildren. This poison is colorless and tasteless, and it cannot even be detoxified with other drugs, and the heavier the desire in people's hearts, the stronger the attack. Moreover, this poison is not so much a □□ as a secret technique combined with a curse, which can be lurking in the poisoned person for several years, and can only be triggered by the spell, and only by satisfying the most sinful wishes of the poisoned person can he unravel his life! "Master Zun Popular Science," it seems that Yan Wushuang had poisoned him a long time ago, and used magic to stimulate the attack of □□.

If the detoxification is not done, the person will surely die within a few hours. ”

"Then how do you know what his desire is? Now they are all unconscious. I said.

"You can use voyeurism to directly project his desires." Shizun said, "But this kind of spell is extremely dangerous and complicated, and it is very likely that the person who peeps into the heart is lost in the illusion of the other party's heart, and the three souls and six spirits will be shattered by the counterattack. ”

"This kind of magic is one of the evil arts, and it has long been lost." I said sternly.

"But I will, and I don't have three souls." Shizun took another bite of dog food, "No spell can have an effect on me. It's useless to regurgitate. ”

Single dogs are invincible.

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So the responsibility of saving Xia Jia was handed over to Shizun.

I dragged him to the sofa and treated the wound on his wrist with the utensils in the first aid kit, and at this time, the master had already used a wonderful way: a number of jù threads were inserted into Xia Jia's ear, and then connected to the laptop screen.

I rub, this is the so-called voyeurism**, how do you look at it, it looks like Xia Jia has become a human USB drive.

I guess this is another spell that the master has come up with.

I saw the master open the laptop and scream twice at the computer - probably chanting a mantra in the fox language.

It's funny, but I can't laugh, otherwise the master will be unhappy.

I could only cover my mouth with my hands.

Sure enough, there was an extra prompt box on the computer screen for the connection of the 360 USB disk, and asked:

[Do you need to scan and kill "Xia Jia"]

Shizun clicked "No", and then opened the "USB drive" named Xia Jia.

If Xia Jia is scanned and disinfected by three 360 guards, what will happen? I'm a little curious.

I moved a stool to watch the master operate the computer, only to see that in the extra USB disk, there was a text called yuwang in FLV format.

"This is Xia Jia's little movie in mind." I said, although it is immoral to see what people think in their hearts, but in order to save Xia Jia, this is a last resort.

So, I tore open a bag of melon seeds.

Shizun grabbed a handful of melon seeds and clicked on the little movie.

In the melodious and sad classical background music, the movie screen slowly advances, it is a misty lotus pond, the surrounding scenery is picturesque, the bright moon hangs high, and the bamboo forest is sparkling.

"It seems to be a literary film." I say.

However, a sharp wheezing sound came from the lotus pond, and as the camera slowly advanced, only two bodies overlapped.

"There's someone in there, you." Shizun swallowed melon seeds and said-I saw him talk about a bunch of melon seeds poured into his mouth, and then suddenly sprayed the melon seed skin into the trash can like a machine gun.

My eyes widened,

Just as I was about to take a closer look, suddenly someone kicked the bedroom door open with a lot of force.

"Look at what! As the Sect Master of Immortal Cultivation, how could you look at such a filthy and obscene thing! I turned my head and saw Luo Hongling wearing armor, as if he had just returned from the battlefield.

He shouldn't be leading a large army to fight the Yan rebels, right?

"Luo Hongling! How do you know what we're doing? Are you spying on me? I exclaimed.

"You don't have to worry about this! In short, you can't watch this kind of thing! Luo Hongling threw away the helmet and was about to pull out the jù line, but when he saw the picture on the screen, he suddenly couldn't take his eyes off.

It turns out that the two intertwined men in the small movie, who seem to be Xia Jia's fantasy me, and Xia Jia himself, are using a very poetic pose xxxxxxxxxxx [indescribable].

"Constant ...... Heng'er ...... It's so cold......" came from the computer.

"Brother Jia, this is a place where the cold air gathers in the Floating Moon Forest, why don't I help you warm up?" In the little movie, I laughed so wickedly that I suddenly buried my head in the water.

"Ahh Heng'er~~~No~~~~Don't hold there~~It's hot~~Woo~~~" Xia Jia**'s voice kept coming out.

Boom!!

The laptop was suddenly smashed by Luo Hongling's palm.

After that, his blood continued to drip onto the wreckage of the shattered notebook.

Nosebleeds.

"Yuezhou, I'll deal with this matter, you go aside." Luo Hongling raised his head indifferently and wiped his nosebleed as if nothing happened.

However, a new nosebleed followed.

"Apprentice daughter-in-law, get me a higher-end laptop." Shizun interjected.

"I'll give you the latest Apple model." Luo Hongling grabbed the paper on the table and covered his nose, "Yuezhou, I will give you whatever you want, but you must not touch this pervert named Xia Jia!" Stay away from him! I'll help you with the follow-up of this matter! ”

"Xia Jia is the master of a sect, Hongling, don't kill him!" I hurriedly said.

"What do you call me?!" Luo Hongling's face was flushed, and his eyes seemed to be about to shine.

"Call your apprentice daughter-in-law." Shizun interjected.

"This seat...... Forehead...... In a word...... You don't care......" Luo Hongling suddenly became incoherent.

I saw him go to the kitchen to get a broom and dustpan to clean up the remains of his notebook, then took out his mobile phone and ordered lemonade with ice cubes, hot milk tea, and yogurt for takeout.

"What are you going to do, do you want us to have a drink?" I asked.

"Give him a realistic version of Ice and Fire, let him enjoy and detoxify." Luo Hongling said.