After coming to the big restaurant in the town of Xiuxian Realm, looking at the scale of the restaurant, there must be at least a few thousand taels of silver to wrap it up for one night, and in the human world, the decoration specifications of this restaurant must be at least hundreds of millions.

It seems that we have come to the high-level club of the Immortal Cultivation Realm.

Yanan had already gone home to contact her parents first, and the Lin family had to pretend to be there, saying that they would not be there in person, but they sent Yanan's three aunts, two younger siblings, three aunts, and an aunt to accompany her, and because I am the head of a faction, from the perspective of etiquette, I can't rashly visit this kind of family with a lower status than myself, but in the world of cultivating immortals, immortal cultivators are the first rate of the upper ninth rate, and in the world, my identity is at least a prince.

Of course, I also hated the Lin family's fake style, and there must have been a bunch of things when I went, so we went shopping outside the restaurant, waiting for Yanan and her relatives to appear.

When we were shopping in the silk shop opposite, the convoy of the Zhao family, the blind date of the Yan man, came to visit, and as I expected, many seven aunts and eight aunts came down from the elegant carriages, which was simply a duel between the old women of the Zhao family and the Lin family.

I feel like my classic question of falling into the water is no longer necessary.

With the passage of time, the Lin family's convoy also arrived, Yanan changed into the popular women's clothes of the ladies in the immortal cultivation world, as soon as she got out of the car, those seven aunts and eight aunts kept chattering, and a few women brought their own children over, screaming and screaming than their voices, and suddenly the whole street seemed to have 10,000 more ducks.

And Yanan just kept his face and didn't say a word all his life.

"Yanan, didn't I say you, look at your crying face, the son of the family will be unhappy, this woman's family, take the husband as the sky, this blind date has to be as exquisite as meeting the emperor, look at your clothes, ouch, why are you so bad, your mother lacks heart!" The words of an old woman.

"Sister Yanan, you see that I am ten years younger than you, and now I am pregnant with my third child, you are so old, you are still an old girl, you should also have a snack, otherwise your old Lin family's face will make you lose it!" A reassuring word from a pregnant woman. Wait a minute, the man is only twenty-six, what is this woman talking about! [I seem to have heard something terrible]

"Look at how good our little treasure is, I am also my husband and child, and I have no regrets in my life, Amitabha," a woman laughed with satisfaction.

"Ahh The screams of small children.

"Ahh The screams of another child.

"No wonder you have to wrap the whole restaurant, otherwise you won't be able to accommodate these old ladies at all, and the old ladies are old ladies no matter what time and space." Luo Hongling said.

"Senior sister! We're here! He Ling shouted at Yanan and waved her hands, Yanan finally saw us, she hurriedly came over and knelt down on one knee and saluted me, "Meet the Master!" ”

Then those aunts and aunts came around and chattered at us:

"Wow! Asian male! Your master is here to help you go on a blind date, it seems that your face is not small! ”

"Your master is so handsome! Have you ever started a family? Or you'll be on good terms with him! If you marry him, it's the Sect Master's wife! ”

"Shut up!! You dead women! This is the master of the East Sect, and if you talk nonsense about the sect master, the door will serve!! "Yanan finally broke out with a murderous aura.

"Ouch, isn't it just a handsome guy, what's so angry, you see that you don't have the slightest lady bearing, you don't have our family Xiaohong is sensible, and even your aunt and aunt scolded you, what's the big deal, isn't it just an old girl, is your belly an ornament, you see that our Xiaohong is pregnant with three children!"

"Sister, I see that you will get married when you are almost separated, don't pick and choose, the man you will find in the future is not as good as one, you see how good my family is big and strong, it hurts me, I promise to give him quadruplets this time!"

"Also said that we are dead women, what a white-eyed wolf dead girl, who are we running all the way here for, not for you, an old girl who has ruined the face of the family!" An aunt even pointed a finger at Yanan's forehead.

Sure enough, even Yanan's murderous aura couldn't suppress these demonic aunts. I had no choice but to say, "Yanan, don't be impatient, we still have important things!" Advanced restaurants and then think long-term. ”

Ah Nan was silent, but I knew she was brewing a volcanic eruption.

After entering the restaurant, the aunt groups on both sides immediately began to exchange eyes, and more than a dozen aunts on the other side looked at the man from head to toe, and the aunts on this side also looked at the other party's boy from head to toe.

The atmosphere suddenly became very solemn.

Finally, a few minutes later, the child on the other side of the child began to scream at the top of his throat: "Ahh ”

A large group of children brought over by their mothers began to scream and scream.

The aunts on both sides finally broke out and began to quarrel with each other and shouted:

"How old is your son [daughter], is there anything wrong with his body, do you have brothers and sisters in the family, how much property, how much height, how much weight, what do your ancestors do......?"

Suddenly, the noise enveloped the entire restaurant.

I couldn't even interject.

And in the midst of their roars, the children screamed even more madly: "Ahh ”

Soon the women went from questioning each other to-for-tat, not knowing who pushed whom, or who pulled whose hair, the old ladies got angry and began to scold each other.

At least I'm sure that these people are not here to really match the marriage of Asian men, they are here to be-stirring sticks.

Case.

It's time for me to play!

"The Eastern Sect Enchantment Secret Method!! The Shura Field of Love for Old Women and Young Women!! "I raised a hand and shouted the name of the enchantment move to the sky!

The surrounding scene suddenly turned into a dark confined space!

Everyone was stunned, and the quarrel finally stopped.

But the dead child was still screaming: "Ahh ”

"Now all married people are shrouded in the labyrinth formed by this enchantment, you hostile people, only by helping each other can you get through the many levels in the maze and finally get out of the labyrinth!"

I folded my arms and said, "Of course, if a child screams, every time they scream, they suddenly grow a year older." ”

"Ahh The children were screaming again.

Poof!

These children suddenly became old men and old ladies who were dozens of years old.

"See, if you want this magic to disappear, you have to work together to find an exit." I say it seriously.

After saying that, I took Luo Hongling, Yanan and others and left the enchantment.

Now the whole restaurant is finally quiet.

The rich boy danced happily and shouted, "I don't want to go on a blind date again!" I'm going to cultivate immortals! I've had enough! Immortal Master! Take me as an apprentice! ”

He rushed to me and kowtowed.

"Take you as an apprentice or something, you just need to come to Dongzong to sign up, but before that, I want to ask you a question, if your mother and my apprentice Yanan fall into the water, who will you save first?" I finally had a chance to say my classic lines!

"Looking for someone to save them?" The rich kid said stupidly.

"Seems like a perfect answer! This kid is quite wise. Luo Hongling said.

In this way, the blind date of the Asian man unexpectedly ended quickly.

We finally got a perfect excuse to explain to Yanan's parents - the man gave up the blind date in order to cultivate immortals.

But when we accompanied Yanan home and told Yanan's parents about this excuse, Yanan's mother cried and scolded angrily, saying that we had ruined the future of the Lin family, and we couldn't marry Yanan's two younger brothers without a bride price!

"It's easy!" I said that I turned Yanan's two months-old little brothers into girls.

"Look, then you don't have to spend money to marry them!" I say.

Yanan's parents almost fainted from crying when they saw it, saying that the Lin family was dead.

So I made Yanan's father younger again, and said, "So Yanan's father can go to a few more concubines to have sons!" His life has just begun, and he can make a lot of money by himself! ”

Yanan's mother cried and made a fuss when she saw it, saying that Yanan's father was a bad man or something.

So I made the mother of the Asian man younger again.

Then they began to quarrel, blaming each other, saying that they had not been happy together at all in the past few decades.

In the end, under my auspices, they tore up the marriage contract, which was, in the parlance of the human world, a divorce.

And Yanan's two little brothers, now little sisters, didn't want anybody, so I turned them back into sperm and eggs and brought them back to where they started.

"Shizun is such a terrible guy." He Ling said.

However, Yanan can finally get rid of the blind date completely, which can be regarded as gratifying.

As for the aunts who are stuck in the maze, do they help each other to get out of the maze?

It was seven days before I remembered them, and that's when I realized that they had framed each other to get by, even to the point of eating each other's flesh.

It's horrible.

Thankfully, everything is a fantasy.

And the screaming little ones are the first to be eaten, because they are getting old and dragging their feet.

Of course, after the enchantment illusion was solved, these people came back to life with full blood.

It's just that it is said that they have never been so noisy again, as if they are many years old.