When we finally returned to the human world from the world of cultivating immortals, we heard about a strange thing.

Jin Xianfa, an ace director who has won countless awards, made countless blockbusters, and even has the most influential film and television production company in the entertainment industry, decided to hold a living funeral on his 53rd birthday, that is, to hold a funeral for himself when he was alive, saying that it was the customs of his hometown, and invited many celebrities to participate.

And Luo Hongling was also invited. The time is the first of the next month.

Living out of mourning, I didn't expect this kind of farce to be played in modern times, this Jin Xianfa is really interesting.

Since Luo Hongling's mansion was all occupied by mermaids and became a playground for mermaids, we still live in my apartment.

Shizun has been too lazy to play games recently, because the season is coming to an end, and he has neglected to start a group to play the book.

So what he likes to do recently is to go to the nearby community park for a walk, and occasionally accept the visit of the residents' pet dogs, because he is too powerful, to that station is full of the domineering spirit of the big dog king, what kind of German herd around, husky, and other large dogs are obedient to him, only the stupid Teddy, after seeing him, he is not afraid of death to hold his calves and shake at high speed.

It's worthy of Teddy, and I don't even care if the master is a male or a female.

And Cheng Qingci always sneakily appeared near my house, as if he was peeping at Shizun to find Shizun's weaknesses.

Since Shizun has been going to the small park in the community to play in the past few days, he has actually studied a set of experiences to tell us.

"After I went to the small park every evening, I found that the sunset time was 6:27 these days." Master Zun Dao.

"So what? It's summer, isn't it normal for the sunset to be late? "I took off my immortal costume and added my hair with a hairpin, although this is for women, but for me who has long hair all year round, it is a sharp weapon to stay at home in the summer. Otherwise, it's too hot!

"But according to the rotation of the earth, the time of sunset should change." Master Zun Dao.

"Maybe it's your delusion, maybe you're wrong." I crossed my legs on the coffee table and began to enjoy the decadent feeling of coming home.

During the time when we were not at home, since Luo Hongling and I often traveled on business, Shizun was responsible for feeding the cats, and Night Frost was even fatter than we had seen it before!

"Master, it's not good for a cat to be too fat." I say.

"Don't worry, once it becomes a big fat man among cats, I will ignite it to cultivate immortals, so that it won't die fat." Shizun watched TV while scrolling Weibo.

Suddenly, he stood up excitedly! There was a look of surprise on his face!

"Master, what's wrong with you?!" I was taken aback.

"I've got a ticket for the 37th anniversary of the sword! I'm going to the Zhuhai celebration site! Whew. The master added two epilogue words of unknown meaning.

I stared blankly at Shizun, this addicted fox.

So a moment later, I shouted, "Luo Hongling!!!!!!! Buy a plane ticket for Shizun!! Hotel !! !! in Zhuhai ”

Luo Hongling, who was preparing supper in the kitchen, looked at us from the wall with an apron.

That's right, marrying you is to make you filial to my master, hum.

In order for Shizun to arrive in Zhuhai smoothly and have a good time there, I decided to buy Shizun a lot of travel items and dog food, and Shizun got two tickets and could bring a family and friend with him.

"You want to take Cheng Qingci, right?" I dare to guess.

"No, I'll take you there, you're my apprentice, who will you take if you don't take you?" Master Zun Dao.

Me: "...... ...... Luo Hongling!! Book me another ticket!!! Book an extra room!! !! in Zhuhai ”

"I'll go too." Luo Hongling poked his head out again and said faintly.

"Then you don't have a ticket. Kwok said that you can't enter the door of the anniversary without a ticket. I said.

"My face is the ticket." Luo Hongling said.

"That night, the frost will be handed over to Su Xuan's father and them to raise." I say.

"Then I'll send a notice and say that we will go to Zhuhai to participate in the 37th anniversary of the sword immediately." Luo Hongling said.

I am a little suspicious that the ticket of Shizun was deliberately bribed to him by Guo Weiwei, if Luo Hongling went to the seventh anniversary celebration, it would be a big sensation, which is more appropriate than spending money on advertising, you must know that Luo Hongling also rejected Tencent's publicity invitation last week, on the grounds that the money is too small.

That night, my master and I went to the supermarket to buy travel supplies, when we returned home with a large bag of small luggage, Luo Hongling said that the agent went to book a ticket, and found that the ticket to Zhuhai was gone, but helped us book the first-class VIP cabin of the high-speed rail, because there was really no ticket, we had to share a carriage with a Korean artist group.

"Do you think that's okay? If it doesn't work, we'll teleport over. Luo Hongling said.

"A carriage is a carriage, there are three of us, how much space can we use, isn't there only three people on the other side? A high-speed train can seat dozens of people in one carriage! I said.

"Okay, in that case, I'll call the broker to book the ticket." Luo Hongling said.

The ticket is a ticket at three o'clock in the morning tomorrow, I got up in a daze, and followed Master Luo Hongling to take the car driven by the assistant and go to the high-speed rail station to catch the train.

And there was an additional deputy accompanying him in the car, and it turned out to be Yinxue!

Sure enough, recently, the mermaid clan has eaten enough and there are more people who support it.

"Yesterday, after the Demon Venerable released the news of the third and seventh anniversary of the sword, it caused a sensation in the fan circle, and now the ticket to Zhuhai is even more difficult to determine." Yinxue said, "There are also fans who paid out of their own pockets to make an extra-long red carpet and banners at the entrance of the high-speed rail station in Zhuhai to greet you." ”

"The fans are so enthusiastic!" I said, "Why are there so many fans of Luo Hongling?" ”

"Probably because the Demon Venerable was born with a leader's temperament." Yinxue said, "Even if the sexual orientation of the Demon Venerable has been revealed, these fans are still enthusiastic, and the fanworks about you are flying all over the sky!" ”

I glanced at Luo Hongling, Luo Hongling is the leader who is trapped in the fandom.

The high-speed rail station in the early morning is not crowded, of course, we are low-key and we have not attracted much attention, maybe some paparazzi have already taken pictures of us traveling. Luo Hongling pushed me in a wheelchair through the special passage for the disabled to get on the train, and as soon as I entered the carriage, we saw the Korean star group and their assistants, these people stretched out their bare feet and put them on the edge of the window, and rubbed them, and the whole carriage diffused with a faint smell of salted fish.

"Oh! @￥%@￥&@&@&！ "A Korean star saw me and made a sound, but I couldn't understand what they were saying.

They immediately started talking in Korean, looking at us from time to time, and then bursting into laughter.

Luo Hongling and I looked at each other, if we walked with these guys in a carriage, we would smell the stinky feet of celebrities imported from South Korea along the way, just when Luo Hongling was about to take action, Shizun suddenly got up from his seat and walked towards the male gods.

"Your feet stink, can you put on shoes and socks?" Shizun said expressionlessly.

“%……&*&%￥！ Hahahaha! The men gave Shizun a blank look, then began to laugh again, and made a thumbs-down motion towards Shizun.

A star finally stood up, put on the white sneakers of the Korean trademark, and turned on the fast-paced pop music on the phone.

began to dance street dance at Shizun.

Several other celebrities pointed at the master in broken Chinese and shouted: "Chinese! Let's dance! ”

Master Zun He is not Chinese at all, he is the Satsuma of the Immortal Cultivation Realm. To be exact, his scientific name is the Nine-Tailed Spirit Fox Venerable of the Immortal Cultivation Realm.

Shizun pursed the corners of his lips, suddenly made a move like electricity, and then took out a glass he used to drink water, and put the things in his hand into the glass and lid it, only to see that there were three mosquitoes in the glass.

"Oh! Chinese Kung Fu! Litter! The three of them were still not convinced, and the guy who was fighting suddenly came and spun with one hand, showing off his dancing skills.

However, in the next moment, the expressions of these three people suddenly became extremely confused.

"Oh my God! Why has the world become so small! The star of the dance sat on the ground, his face full of horror.

The other two looked at each other and then let out a scream: "Human!! ”

"Don't shoot us! We are male mosquitoes! No bloodsqueezing! The one on the ground cried.

They suddenly spoke fluent Chinese.

"I swapped the souls of mosquitoes with theirs." Shizun shook the glass, only to see that the three mosquitoes in the glass had fallen to the bottom of the bottle, and they kept rolling and beating the wall.

"Return their souls early tomorrow morning." The master then said to the three mosquitoes that had turned into humans, "You mosquitoes, if you don't stay honest, I will smoke you to death with insecticides!" ”

So the mosquito star honestly knelt on the seat, with his face against the window.

And just like that, we had a peaceful night.

The next day, we got out of the car and exchanged the souls of mosquitoes and stars, and as for how the three of them made a fuss, we couldn't care.

As soon as I got out of the station, sure enough, Luo Hongling and my fans were beating gongs and drums to greet them, and they also pulled out a big banner, and the Korean star fans next to them were not to be outdone, holding signs and screaming: "Oba Oba!" Oba is the highest! What is Xiao Luo! It's all! The sick man of East Asia! The sick man of East Asia! ”

"Luo Hong Luo Hong! We love you! Down with the Korean Wave! China rises! The fans here also shouted slogans.

The screams on both sides began to raise and scream, and a large-scale brawl was about to break out!

"What's the fuss!" The big fox roar of the master overwhelmed everything! I saw him wave his arm in a dashing manner, all the support signs were divided into two, and a strong wind blew at the scene, flying sand and rocks for a while, making people unable to open their eyes.

The fans on both sides screamed and retreated, and soon scattered in all directions.

"Thanks to Shizun, we can finally leave the exit." I exhaled.

But Shizun hugged his arms and said coldly, "Wait five minutes." ”

Why wait? I looked at Shizun strangely.

After a while, I saw dozens of young boys and girls holding signs and running over in surprise and shouting: "Xiao Li male god!" Xiao Li's male god is here! ”

"The xx gang of the Three Holy Tomb Mountains of the Great Sword welcomes the male god Xiao Li!"

"Double Dream Villain Valley Gang xxx welcome male god Xiao Li!" …… ……

Only then did the master hold his arms in satisfaction and snort.