241 [Children's play] matche2
Encore quickly looked back, thinking that someone was talking behind him, but it turned out that the voice was really coming from "Barton's" head. Encore thought the toy was a bit mirage. She tentatively spoke to it, "You said you were hungry?" How are you going to eat? ”
Barton's "eyes" lit up and said: "Intelligent robots need to be charged, standby for more than 20 hours, just now another hour of vicious battle, woo, now the stomach is growling, if I don't charge again, I will faint." ”
Encore covered his mouth and looked at its death-defying virtue with amusement: "Really? Didn't you see it, wasn't there quite a lot of electricity when you were fighting just now? If you don't recharge, will you stay on standby tonight? ”
Barton said, "That's not a good idea, maybe you should have fainted in the middle of the night." ”
Encore said, "What happens when you faint? Is it too late to charge the next day? ”
Barton thought for a moment and said, "Hmm...... You'd better charge me up now and play again tomorrow, right? Otherwise, your nephew will wake up tomorrow and find me faint, he will be very sad, I am his beloved leading boss. ”
"Huh-" Anke laughed disdainfully, thinking to himself, he had already fallen into this field, and he was ashamed to talk to me about the conditions, what a heart is really fat......
As soon as she thought of this, Barton seemed to have a mind-reading technique, and then she said, "I don't have a heart, I only have a brain." What is intelligence, you know? ”
Encore was startled and almost jumped up: "How, how? Do you know what's going on in my heart? ”
"It's ridiculous, if I don't even know what you're thinking, is it still called a 'smart' toy? You broke me into such an ugly position, which means that you are a child without childhood, and I also know that you have a crush on your cousin-in-law......"
"Wow-"
Encore yelled and really jumped up, what the hell is this?!
Is this kind of secrecy that can be spied on by "intelligence"? This is a deep feeling in people's hearts, not even feelings, just a feeling, can a toy be casually said like a chatter?
Even if his cousin-in-law is handsome and capable, his relatives and friends have a good impression of him, it doesn't mean that An Ke has a crush on him!
And the relationship between my cousin and my cousin-in-law is very good, although it is now a transnational marriage, and we can only meet once in half a year, but I have never heard of a third party or anything.
My cousin is a doctor, a high-ranking official in a large company, with strong ability and good looks, and Encore feels that she is not comparable to her. Encore was furious, feeling that his personality and privacy had been offended.
Barton said lazily, "So I don't like to be with adults, as long as your hands touch me, I know all the secrets of your hearts, including the deepest secrets, children's hearts are clean, and I don't have to be so tired." By the way, do you know why children don't like to eat? Because they don't love to be hungry. How can you not be hungry? Because they don't think like adults all day long, and thinking is very energy-intensive. Woo...... However, I was sustained by recharging, and I was really hungry...... Hey, auntie, charge me up first and then talk slowly, why am I a member of your family, should I take care of it, right? ”
At this moment, An Ke's face was already angry: "You dead foreign ghost, don't call me aunt!" I think you're the one who thinks cranky! Don't think that my nephew likes you and you get carried away, I can throw you in the trash and tell my nephew that you lost it. ”
Barton was probably a little worried, hesitated for a few seconds, and said, "I'm the CIJ product that your brother-in-law bought back with a month's salary, and if you throw me away, it's equivalent to making a month's sweat go down the drain, so can you bear it?" ”
Encore looked at it incredulously: "Are you really CIJ?" ”
"Hmm, who told you to throw away the package in a hurry, there is a big instruction manual in there that you haven't even read yet, and it clearly says that it is produced by CIJ."
ENCORE HURRIED OUT THE DOOR, DRAGGED THE HUGE PACKAGE BACK AND FOUND A THICK BOOK OF INSTRUSTIONS, WHICH HE OPENED TO REVEAL A VERY FAMILIAR WORD BUG. Really. I have heard a friend say that CIJ company is specialized in the production of toys for children under the age of ten, and the after-sales service is particularly in place, if the product has a little defect or unsatisfactory place, it can be returned within seven working days.
Encore envisioned a possibility: if it was sent out early tomorrow morning, it would take two days at most to get on the plane, and it would take one day on the plane, and no more than five days to get there, and the return would be completely rushed.
Barton was silent.
Encore thought: When the company sends a brand new product, I will never touch it again.
Patton said: "Auntie, don't forget, the company will not return man-made bugs." ”
Encore said: "Who said it was man-made? You have a bug you were born with. ”
Barton looked at himself for a long time, but he couldn't find any questions: "Where?" ”
"Your bullet hurts a lot, and if the other person is a child, you will hurt the delicate skin of a child," Encore said. ”
Barton seemed a little scared and became a little idiotic: "Well, that's not a bug, okay?" ”
"Count."
"It doesn't count."
"Even so."
"Not really."
Encore said: "And the back of my hand is still red, I have to take a picture of it quickly, send it to the company together, as a favorable evidence, then it is not as simple as changing the product, hum is very likely, you will become a hurtful toy that cannot be sold, and be thrown away in bulk at the garbage disposal station." She picked up her phone and took a picture of the back of her hand.
Barton changed his tone and pleaded, "Don't, please, it's not easy for me to live to be a year old, woo......"
Encore couldn't help but say, put the bag on Barton's head, and Barton's voice became indistinct: "Woo, spare me, your secret, I will never tell it!" ”
Encore said coldly and lightly while studying the bag: "Come on, I don't have to charge you anymore, so I can do it myself." ”
Barton's voice was like a plastic bag covering his mouth, and it sounded like he was about to suffocate: "Auntie, don't return me, the returned products will be dissected, I listen to you, I will do whatever you tell me to do......"
Encore said, "I'm actually quite skeptical that you're really a children's toy?" The current artificial intelligence is so scary, I'm afraid my nephew will be ruined by you! ”
"I can promise you that you will never talk to your nephew by pretending to be a smart toy," Barton said. As long as you get me out of this plastic bag, I'll listen to you and serve you only from now on, okay!? ”
Hearing this, Enke's movements slowed down: "Then what will you do?" ”
"Get the plastic bag out of the way first," Barton said. ”
Encore said, "Do you know how to cook?" Washing vegetables? Wash clothes? Folding quilts? Mopping the floor? ”
Barton kept shaking his head.
"So what will you do, what do I want you to do?"
Barton said, "I can read minds. ”
Encore thought for a moment: "In other words, you know everything about what is going on in the hearts of those who have touched you?" ”
"Yes. Originally, after this function was designed, it was rejected by the company's chief designer, but the chip has been installed, and the company urgently recalls all products, and I am the one who was missed by careless employees. ”
Encore asked: "That is, you may be the only one with such a chip?" ”
Barton nodded (with the overhead light on).
"As good as it sounds, you're the only mind-reading toy in the world, and I'm the first to be snooped on. So you can tell me, you can read minds, what is the use of this for me? ”
Barton said, "If you want to win money in the mahjong parlor, I can help you, imagine it, understand?" ”
Encore smashed its head: "Do you think I look like a charter woman in kung fu?" ”
"It's not, it's like a charter man."
Encore smashed its head again, and then couldn't help but laugh: "Seriously, I think you're quite funny, you are powerful in all aspects except for your mouth." ”
When Barton heard this compliment, he suddenly became confused: "Of course, I'm from CIJ!" Not only can I bring endless fun to children, but I can also be an intelligent boyfriend and girlfriend for adults, if the owner is a woman, for example, I can chat with you, watch TV with you, talk to you about love, and do ...... with you."
Encore said, "STOP! ”
“…… Do whatever you want. Barton seemed to have a bone in his throat, and temporarily replaced the second half of his sentence.
Encore said, "That's enough. Charge you up first, it's late today, I'm going to bed. ”
Barton breathed a sigh of relief, in fact, it also knew that Encore would not say to return it and return it, she actually didn't want to do that in her heart, from the first time it said to her, she was heartbroken, of course, this kind of heartbeat was probably not the love of men and women, but it did see the energy indicator in her body change from cold to warm. In fact, even if people don't touch its body, it can tell if the other person is interested in it from the change of the energy indicator. Just now, just as he was talking to her, he noticed that the color of the encore's energy indicator was gradually warming, and the heat had been soaring.
Encore plugs its converter into the power strip and plugs it into the charging socket. The two "eyes" on the top of Barton's head blinked softly like a computer breathing lamp, and they filled up in a matter of seconds.
Encore was surprised and said, "Wow, so fast! ”
Patton said, "Well, I've drunk a lot of water, and the electricity in China is not very much to my liking." ”
An Ke smiled and said, "In the future, you can only adapt to the environment here, there is no other way." ”
"If I continue like this, my useful life will be greatly reduced," Barton said. ”
Encore said: "That can't be helped, you can only follow the local customs." Encore found himself more and more like he was talking to someone.
Barton said, "Well, anyway, my maximum service life is 100 years, even if I lose 60 percent, I can still use it for 40 years, and you may not be alive after 40 years." ”
Encore said: "Hey, you curse me to die early, I am only in my twenties, why don't I live to seventy or eighty!" ”
"It doesn't matter how old you are, the point is, with me, your life will be more wonderful than you ever imagined!" Barton said. ”
"Like a hanging?"
Barton thought for a moment and said, "It's like a dream, to be exact." ”
Like a dream? Encore was at a loss.