Who can understand children's fantasies? There is also war and peace in the world of plastic toys.

Encore's soul is implanted in the body of an alloy robot, where Encore has a thunderous name, Emperor Lion Kalu, and is inexplicably involved in a toy life-and-death situation. Now, the implantation program is activated, and Encore receives a prompt sound from the system, Ding - [Stop 9: "The Day of Mecha and Toy Fighting", Role Play: Kalu. Hypnosis mode on! ］

Ahh......hhh

Who is so annoying?

Ahh......hhh Don't blow it up, it's annoying!

He opened the front window and saw a round plastic cannonball flying towards him, he looked backwards in the direction of the cannonball, and with the high visibility of the military telescope, he tracked down a hateful fellow, the culprit who woke him up to his good dreams, indiscriminately and indiscriminately, endlessly, simply inexplicable.

Kalu raised his arm with ease and fired a barrage of interceptor missiles, blocking the attack from thousands of miles away. Then, while the other party temporarily turned off the fire, he yelled: "Hey! Do you know who I am? I'm Emperor Lion Kalu! ”

The other party replied: "It's you who blew up, Kalu, let's die-"

Hearing this, Kalu was stunned for a moment, and at this moment, the other party did not leave any room to breathe, and a series of cannons fell on top of his head, blowing up the alloy helmet with a clanging sound.

Kalu touched the helmet blackened by gunpowder, carefully adjusted the focus of the front window, and saw a vast ocean far ahead, with an aircraft carrier floating on the sea, and a strange-shaped creature standing on the deck, full of weapons, and even the eyelashes were steel needles.

Kalu thought to himself, this guy is just ugly!

Karu asked, "Why are you blowing me up?" Do I have a grudge against you? ”

The other party said: "I see what happened to you if you didn't like it!" ”

"Damn, you have to give me a decent reason to up!"

"Don't talk nonsense, eat bullets-"

……

"Eat eggs, eat, eat another bite of eggs, eat another bite of rice...... Alright, complete the mission, good job. Encore gently patted the top of the little nephew's head, scraped the rice sticking to the corner of his mouth with the edge of the spoon, and said to him with a smile: "When my aunt finishes washing the dishes, I will go over to play with you, you can play by yourself for a while, good." ”

The little furry boy on the opposite side looked like he was about four or five years old, with a curtain of shiny bangs and two shaved sideburns, making his little head look like a little Cretaceous monster. He smiled and squeezed his eyes wide, and raised a pure and cute little face to Encore: "I received a new toy today!" ”

"Really? Who bought it for you? Encore asked as he cleaned up the dishes and chopsticks on the table, pretending to be curious.

The little nephew raised his chin full of small dimples, and his eyes sparkled, full of energy: "My father bought it for me." ”

Encore held a stack of bowls in one hand, hooked the tip of his soft little nose with the other, and said with a smile, "Is it true?" When did your dad come back? ”

The little nephew's eyelashes suddenly drooped a little, and he concealed his inner regret with a childish light and brittle shell: "...... I bought it online, gave it to me, and sent it to me. ”

But at this time, Encore turned around and went into the kitchen, put the dishes and chopsticks in the basin to rinse, didn't see this expression, she skillfully brushed the bowl: "I'll just say, what kind of toy is it?" Bring it to me and show it...... ......"

In the blink of an eye, Encore couldn't see the figure of the little nephew anymore, only heard the sound of two little feet running on the ground barefoot, and then he appeared in front of Encore like lightning, holding a mecha transformation warrior in his hand, strictly speaking, a large plastic gun. The reason why Encore was able to guess its name was because he knew the habits of his nephew very well, and this kind of shape-shifting toys were called "mecha shape-shifting warriors" in his dictionary.

As expected, he grabbed the handle with both hands, put on a pose that he thought was very handsome, and said with great vigour: "Hmph~~ This, this is the leading coach Barton!" ”

Huh?

Encore looked at the new gun in his hand in surprise: "What is this called?" ”

The little nephew repeated in the same spirited tone: "Leading Coach Barton!" ”

"Oh......"

This name sounds really majestic, Encore smiled in his heart, it should be good to use in the plot I am tampering with, ah, what am I thinking. Encore wiped his hands, walked out of the kitchen, touched the back of his little nephew's brain, and asked curiously, "Why is it called that?" ”

The little nephew snorted for a long time and said, "Hmm...... Because it's called that. ”

Understand.

Enke remembered that when he was coaxed to sleep last night, he picked up a copy of "100,000 Whys for Children" and told him, the questions in the book are so profound, if you don't read the answers, adults can't answer, for example, why do stars blink? Why are snowflakes hexagonal? Why can't the sun and moon rise at the same time?

But the little nephew's answer was always because it would have blinked, because it had been hexagonal, because they could not have risen at the same time...... After asking why all night, and getting such an answer all night, Encore was really drunk.

The kid was so energetic that he usually had to play around the room after eating, laying out all the toys and letting them fight an unusually fierce world war. If enough is enough, he will be sleepy. Today, he is unusually excited, his father, who has been working abroad, has bought him the new toy of his dreams from the Internet, and he will definitely make a fuss until late.

Encore is here to help coax the child, so it is incumbent on him to play.

Whenever they start a new round of world war, the little nephew has to distribute toys first, making the two arrays quite disparity in strength, and each time he arranges solid alloy toys for his array, and only gives encore soft plastic cars or stuffed toys and the like. This time, he generously gave Encore a "mecha transformation warrior", which is actually a small deformed alloy plane, which can be turned into a good robot after breaking the dark twist.

Encore was about to ask why, but he said, "I'm not afraid of anything with Barton, huh!" ”

Enke smiled and nodded: "Okay, then I'll also give my warrior a name, hmm...... It's called 'Emperor Lion Kalu'! What do you think? ”

The little nephew barely heard the other man's name, and began to shoot at him with Patton's bullet gun. A barrage of plastic bullets hit the back of Encore's hand so painfully, it seemed that it would not be possible to fight it. It's a pity that Encore's Emperor Lion is very low-end, unable to fire bullets, can only wield a fake gun, and throughout the night, he was bullied by this newcomer to the point that he could only parry and not fight back.

The ending was predestined. Even if he is so sleepy that he can't lift his eyelids, the little nephew has to announce the outcome of the war: "I won!" ”

After washing him, I put him on the bed, patted him a little, and heard him fall asleep. Today is really tired of playing, the hour hand on the wall is only pointing to half past eight, Encore leaned on the side of the bed, propped his chin, and inadvertently caught a glimpse of "General Patton" lying on the floor mat.

Encore rubbed the back of his hand, which was still slightly painful, and couldn't help but think: Barton, don't forget that you are new here, I just let you. I didn't feel anything when I saw you for the first time, don't look at you flying back from a foreign country, and when you're replaced by a new toy, I'll toss you around then, hum.

By the way, when I was taking out the garbage just now, I accidentally saw the price list in the package, and the price is so expensive that you can buy a good electric car. Since my little nephew is asleep, why don't I pick it up and take a good look?

Thinking of this, Encore walked lightly to "Barton", crouched down, and stared at it. Suddenly, the light came on, and it had two eye-like sensor lights on its head, almost scaring Encore to death. The lights went out, but Encore's hand stopped in the air and hesitated, could it be a smart toy, otherwise there was no reason why it was so expensive......

Thinking of this, Encore opened the door, went out to retrieve the instructions in the package, and carefully identified the English words on it, although she didn't learn English very well, but she clearly saw the word "chip", it turned out to be a smart toy, and she had long felt that it was not so simple.

Encore picked it up, broke it a few times, put on a weird shape, and then put it back in its place, haha, I believe that tomorrow the little nephew wakes up and finds that it has been deformed by itself, and will ask Encore, and then, Encore will say: It was like that.

In the midst of the snickering, suddenly, Barton's sensor light came on again-

And he also said a sentence - "Woo, I've been flying for almost twenty hours, I'm so hungry".