Chapter 098: Muris = Flirtatious Little Expert
098 Muurice = flirtatious little expert
(It's not easy to code words, little angels have to support genuine yo~)
The time for the live broadcast of "Here Comes the Big Coffee" is approaching, and countless fans are excited and eager to wait in front of the TV to watch this special episode of Malaga.
On the side of the Telline Stadium, the final negotiations and exchanges are also taking place.
To help Malaga aces cope with the phobia of the lens, the photographers came up with a number of feasible suggestions. For example, when Muris is playing games, aim at other parts of his body and try to avoid his face. Or choose an angle and shoot him from the side and from afar.
Muris's side face is very handsome. Whether it is on the side or on the front, there is no pressure, and he is called a handsome guy with no dead ends in 360 degrees by countless fans.
There is also a way to hide the shooting, that is, to take a candid shot. This solution was thought of by the cute pistachio Yello, and just when the photographers were struggling with how to deal with Muris's phobia of the lens, the happy boy jumped over.
"I hear you guys talking about Muris, why is it so hard for our idols?"
"It's a phobia of the camera."
"If that's the case, my clever brain has come up with a good idea." Yello grinned and flicked his cute little head melon, and saw the photographers look at him expectantly.
Yello's approach is simple, using the main and play positions, and the audience positions to divert Muris's attention.
The photographer in charge of the close-up camera, when filming Muris's writing, hid it with the help of surrounding sets and props to shoot Muris's front.
In the recording of these large programs, there are multiple cameras, all of which are connected to a switcher, and the footage captured by each camera is transmitted to the director's room monitor, and the director directs the choreographer to switch the camera footage. Smart directors and choreographers will know how to switch these precious close-ups.
It's a good idea, but the photographer in charge of the close-up camera is a little harder.
This is none other than the Muurice meme operator, Joe Lockrey.
After hearing Yello's Jianyì, Lockrey shrugged. Speaking of which, Muris's phobia of the camera, as if because he is aggravated, he works a little harder, and there is nothing to say.
Besides, it's all about work, and if there are few close-ups of Malaga's ace after two episodes, someone should accuse him of his photography ability.
Lockrey is an uncle in his forties, who loves to laugh and wears a hat upside down, although he has a sloppy beard and a little fat body, he still has charm and grace. From his charming, he was also a handsome young man who was liked by women when he was young.
Especially when he laughs, it is easy to get close and feel good.
The biggest problem seems to be solved. Lockrey patted Yello's little yellow hair and praised him for being a smart boy. I don't want to sing anymore, so I can learn photography from him.
Yello stuck out his tongue, he wouldn't say it, the idea was all Purple's idea.
Previously, there was news from the Malaga club that Mouris was likely not to participate in the recording, and Purple was disappointed.
On the other end, several hosts were exchanging some links with Murice.
"In the third game of the first installment, there will be a team event. According to the usual practice of the show, each group will be equipped with a female guest. There's an event with a relay pass from a female guest, Murice, want to challenge it? Red pointed to the flow of the show and looked up at Murice.
In general, in this case, many stars will ask, who are the female guests? Who am I most likely to team up with? Oh, so-and-so I've watched her show, a very interesting woman, I've dreamed of meeting her for a long time! Or just say yes, I'm looking forward to the arrangement, and the game is so interesting.
When he arrived at Muris, he turned his head, looked at Yello who was jumping towards him, and curled the corners of his mouth, "Can he be, I don't think he's much heavier than a woman." ”
The others of Angels looked back at Yello, who had just heard this, and almost fell to the ground.
Yello bit her lip and shook her head aggrievedly.
He quickly ran over, and Yello, who was usually bold enough to be known as the pistachio of the whole group, was hiding behind Blue and looking at Muris with some fear.
He doesn't want to become a woman, and he doesn't want to fight back!
That will become the black history of his acting career, definitely.
Muurice doesn't like women, and it's dangerous to even bring the men around him, because he will be caught and charged at any time, which is too embarrassing!
But this mention was unanimously applauded by the director team.
Wonderful, wonderful! Just the topicality will explode, okay!
Muris and Yello, one is the ace of Malaga and the other is the pistachio of the fallen angels. Before Muris decided to be on this show, the BL of him and the Fallen Angels had already spread all over the wolf man and wolf woman circle. This is also the reason why countless fans were so excited to learn that Muris was on the show.
What they are most looking forward to is not just the real Murice, but also his interaction with the fallen angels.
Don't look at these directors, they are all very serious, when it comes to selling corruption and hype, no one is better than them.
On many message boards, the wolf men and wolf women reserved that they wanted to see more of the interaction between Muris and the host group, they all knew the real meaning, they didn't know how to say it, a series of hints, the big guys were pretending to be confused. I'm also worried that Muris will not cooperate, where do I know that he, who is afraid of women, directly took the pistachios of the fallen angels to fill the bag, this kind of good thing sent to the door, it is stupid to miss it!
Yello wanted to protest, but looked at Muris pitifully, and the director slapped it with a big hand.
"Why, little yello, your fans know that your football icon is an ace of Malaga. I usually like him so much on Facebook, but when I get to the show, I don't dare to partner with him? ”
"Yello is nervous, Muris is his idol." Lockrey replied with a smile.
"It's a good opportunity to get up close and personal with idols, and it's a little better." The director believed it, patted Yello on the shoulder and left, and arranged it accordingly.
Now I don't have to worry about Muris not cooperating, and you can also stir up the topic, it's perfect.
The director, who was inexplicably excited, didn't notice that Yello behind him was about to cry.
He is a man, he doesn't want to fight back, and he doesn't want to be held by another man to play a relay game, and he wants to marry a wife as cute as him in the future!
And Murice, after this incident, developed a habit, a cute stalk that was ridiculed by countless fans.
Every time the program team wants to team him up with a woman, the male companion and the host team must be careful, because the Malaga ace will transform into a "flirtatious little expert", grabbing people to fill the bag anytime and anywhere.
The Malaga ace is full of friends because of this, and there are many male compatriots, so they were brutally bent by the Malaga ace. As for himself, he was completely using people to block the drive, so naturally he didn't take it seriously.
This made countless fans sympathize with Murice's partners, and when it comes to heartlessness, who can compare to the Malaga ace who unknowingly flirtatious?
At 8:40 a.m., the gates of the Tring Arena opened, led by Mr. Brem, and the first spectators entered the auditorium.
At another gate, the second group of audiences was also led into the venue by the staff and arrived at the program broadcast site.
There were many viewers who wanted to watch this episode live, but the column team only sold 2,000 tickets.
Other fans who want to see Malaga up close will have to wait for the next beach episode.
Wednesday at nine p.m.
The familiar melody sounded, the applause was thunderous, and the five fallen angels of the host group took the stage with music and accompanying dance, and this issue of "The Big Coffee is Coming" began!
"Welcome to "The Big Coffee is Coming", we are Angels."
After the host group had introduced themselves, RED turned around and asked the enthusiastic audience who they were here for, chanting Málaga.
"That's right, it's Malaga! One of the biggest dark horses in La Liga this season has reached the semi-finals of the Copa del Rey with a fierce and ferocious attitude, bringing fans a football feast. In this episode of the program, we are honored to invite all the main players of Malaga to the column group as guests! ”
At the same time, a large screen behind the scenes, a VCR of Malaga was played. The three-minute short video allows fans to once again follow the people of Malaga through the arduous and glorious journey of this season.
From a team at the bottom of La Liga, to the semi-finals of the Copa del Rey, catching up with the strong teams in the standings, completely away from the relegation zone, and becoming a powerhouse in La Liga that no opponent dares to underestimate. This team, in the process, has brought countless touches to the fans.
Accompanied by a low, passionate and emotional commentary, on the big screen, the most cherished and unforgettable images of Malaga this season were recorded -
First of all, in the first few rounds of this season, Malaga's weak back, and coach Ferreira's gloomy eyes.
Followed by the seventh round of La Liga, the ace was born, and the famous goal of the century in football completely ignited the blood of every fan.
In the stands, there were cheers from the fans of Málaga and the incredible eyes of the opposing teams and fans.
The background music began to get higher and higher here, and on the field, Muris scored domineeringly,
The background music is "The Indomitable Brave" sung by Lawvenders-Brieux, a song that can make people strive and bring infinite power, which is popular in Europe and is sung by countless fans.
The one-minute and fifteen-second interlude was a wonderful coordination and goal moment for Malaga.
Mouris's succession of passes, re-enactment of football stunts, and the divine cooperation of Malaga's team-mates charged and fought the pitch. Every picture that flashes by has a moving story.
Marshal Demichelis's one-legged hook, the beast's roar at the Rose Garden, Luke's brace, Fernandez's sharp one-on-one knife, Fernando's forward shot, Arnau's brave save, Camacho's low cross, assist, and Jesús Gamemes and Arbeloa's one-man duel, Willyton insisted on the game with an injury, and the best pictures of each main force were cut.
At the end of the interlude, the music continues to become passionate as the Mara strengthens the momentum.
As the balls flew higher and higher, Lauvenders-Brie's most famous majestic and pathetic high soared into the sky!
In the constantly inspiring tweeter, it is the correction of the Malaga players chasing the ball -
By the end of the section, the pitch starts to get lower.
The VCR also reached the last ten seconds, and the picture flashed in the semi-finals of the Copa del Rey, Málaga won the game, but lost the qualification for the Copa del Rey final, and the Malaga players hugged each other and cried.
Ace Muris ran with the wind, his fists raised high, and with this classic celebratory gesture, led Málaga back to strength.
The final picture is fixed on the figures of the Malaga players coming together, and the black shirt of Muris like a ghost at the Bernabeu Stadium!
"Malaga - Malaga - Malaga -"
Amid the cries of the fans and spectators, the ladies of Malaga are on the scene.
Arnau was at the forefront, followed by Fernandez and Fernando. And the ace Muris, as usual, walked last.
The host smiled and asked Arnau, what is the order of this appearance?
The old captain Arnau smiled and said that he was the most handsome, so he walked ahead.
This answer attracted protests and disdain from his own captain, Yan Zhan, and the old captain had to change his words. In order not to let the most handsome Muris steal all the limelight, let him go last.
The audience burst out laughing, this old-fashioned-looking captain of Malaga turned out to be so funny.
And Fernández complained ruthlessly about Arnau in his heart, and Francisco thought that this stalk should have been thinking about it for a long time, and it was really embarrassing for him to let his elm head play with humor. He was so lucky that he grabbed the mirror as soon as he opened his mouth.
This answer immediately drew Luke's objections.
It turns out that by counting, he is the fourth to appear, according to the captain's arrangement, isn't he uglier than a beast?
The beast behind him immediately glared at him, what do you mean, name him, just say that he is ugly, domineering, domineering, do you understand!
Seeing that these two buddies were about to fight for 300 rounds on stage, the hosts hurriedly pulled them away.
Red cleverly threw this topic to Mouris, saying that it was for Mouris to be ranked according to their appearance, how should everyone in Malaga play?
It's a trap! The clever red, very unkind, dug a hole for the Malaga ace at the beginning.
Although the fans have some sympathy for Murice, they are all looking forward to how Muris will answer.
He must know that this is a trap, this kind of problem is easy to offend people.
"Answer quickly, fool, it is better to offend all of them. Let people know that it's not just your legs that are damaged, but your mouth is even more damaged. Pique looked at Murice, who had not answered for a long time and seemed to be thinking, and said anxiously.
And everyone in Barcelona squinted their eyes and thought: When it comes to mouth damage, who can compare to Gerard Pique?
Real Madrid, on the other side, also has the intention of watching a good show, looking forward to the ace of Malaga to make a little mess.
Ramos looked back and looked at his teammates who crowded into the rest area as soon as the training was over, and watched the show and kept scolding, and sympathized with Murice for the first time.
How much character did he lose on the court to make so many people want to see him embarrassed!