Chapter 099: Roll Over, Ace (10,000)
099 Roll over, ace !! (10,000)
(Good boy wants to see the genuine version~)
This kind of offending question, the guests will not answer it positively. And Muris, seeing his gaze wandering over the faces of his teammates one by one, was obviously seriously considered.
Fans are starting to worry about Mouris, the midfielder's brain is smart on the pitch, will it fall off the chain on the stage? The previous meme incident, doesn't it just prove that geniuses can also Waterloo?
"That idiot, he really wants to answer, there's a good show to watch now!" Peake's face flushed with excitement, and he almost danced.
Busquets was embarrassed, and he wanted to say that the way Pique is now is embarrassing.
Xavi and Iniesta are very fond of Murice. For the future young teammate of the Spanish national team, the two are still encouraging and friendly.
Especially Xavi, who is thirty-one years old and sooner or later the national team will have to be handed over to these young players. In Muris, he sees many valuable qualities. Perhaps one day, this small player will lead Spain to new glory.
But in the last years of his national team, the glory of the Matador Legion will continue to be created by them!
"Harvey, come and complain about one, don't stand still." Pique beckoned to Harvey, and he was upset with the kid boss.
Especially after Barcelona's defeat to Malaga, many fierce fans began to accuse Barcelona of being a midfield duo as an ornament, and the two-man defense could not stop Mouris, allowing him to take what he wanted in the midfield.
The words are so ugly that even the Barcelona teammates are upset for them.
Xavi and Iniesta are so good that no one needs to question them. At Euro 2008, the Matadors, with Xavi and Andres Iniesta in midfield, were unbeatable, and Xavi himself was named the Player of the Tournament and named in the Team of the Tournament.
In the 2010 World Cup, the Matadors won the championship again. Xavi has played a huge role in this, ranking first in the World Cup with a total of 93.9 passes and passes per game. He made a total of 30 dangerous crosses in seven games, far more than Mesut Ozil, who finished second. [Note 1]
Little White Andres Iniesta, who became the main player of the national team at Euro 2008. In the first European Cup, when he became a main player, he showed an excellent appearance.
In the game, he showed Spain's strong midfield strength along with his teammates from Barcelona, such as Xavi, Silva, Senna and Cesc Fabregas, and helped the Spanish team lift the trophy again after 44 years, and was named the best player of the match in the semi-finals against the dark horse Russia. [Note 2]
Two years later, in the World Cup final in South Africa, Andres Iniesta beat the Netherlands in extra-time and quickly became a prominent midfielder for the king matadors.
Xavi's greatest thing is his awareness and vision, whether in Barcelona or in the national team, his most important task is to regulate the team and organize the team. In other words, it's the distribution of the ball.
Although Xiaobai is younger than Xavi, his ball intelligence is extremely high.
The two cooperate seamlessly, and the power is blessed, and the midfield duo comes from this.
The heyday of the Matadors and the Cosmos Barcelona team, with a strong midfield lineup, is the most eye-catching scenery.
A good striker can help a team win a single game. But a solid and powerful midfield can help a team win the title!
After getting rid of the baggage of "cancer" and "Guardiola second", Xavi has developed into the most reliable midfielder for Barcelona and the Matadors.
On the pitch, he is a leader, a reliable pillar and a strong team-mate.
Of course, in private, his character is beyond reproach. For Mouris, the young teammate who is likely to meet in the future national team, the big brother of the Matador legion, seems to be very accommodating.
"Thank you, Gerrard, Muris is a good opponent and deserves our respect, eh? By the way, one day, you may also be teammates in the national team. ”
“…… Cut! Harvey, your generosity is so unpleasant! ”
"Don't be upset every day, Gerrard, why are you so handsome, why do so many female fans dislike you, the reason is your mouth." Xiaobai walked over, put his arm on Harvey's shoulder, and said Pique with a smile.
Steven Gerrard is a good guy in the team, optimistic, righteous and protective of his teammates. However, on the court, there is no shortage of hard work and ruthlessness, and he also likes to verbally attack opponents in private, which is very tricky.
Pique choked up, "You guys one by one, shouldn't you be confused by Murice?" For that nasty boy, they even came to talk about me together. Peake held his broken heart, and it hurt so much.
"It's okay, Gerald, a woman's coquettishness makes people happy, and the coquettishness of a stinky man like you makes me feel only numb and disgusting."
“……”
Busquets suddenly felt that when it came to mouth damage, Andres (Xiaobai) was better!
Pique was hit hard and asked for help. The others looked away, not wanting to pay attention to the boring kid. He caught Messi and just wanted to speak, but found that Messi looked at the people on the screen and suddenly laughed.
They smiled and nodded, while the other teammates had regretful and amused expressions on their faces.
It turned out that just after RED threw that question to Mouris, the Malaga ace gave the answer very seriously after a little thought.
"According to the appearance, the others still need to be compared, and the top eight are released."
The host group was a little surprised, but they were all very excited. Only Purple, trying to say, "If it's hard to answer, he can leave it unanswered." ”
Muris glanced at Purple and calmly gave his answer.
Purple was stunned when he looked at Muris.
Muris was the first to point at Luke, who jumped out happily. "Muris, you're so interesting, I'm really the most handsome."
"No, you think too much, and your appearance goes from low to high." Even when he said such things, the Malaga ace was still expressionless, so serious that people couldn't even refute it.
"From low to high, in other words, I am...... The ugliest?! Luke crooked his nose angrily, this Murice, how can he be said to be ugly on this occasion, or the first ugly!
Muris ignored Luke, and dragged out the other low-looking ones.
In second place is the poor Sandro Silva; the third is the beast Baptista; Then there is the fourth Duda; fifth place Apoño; sixth is Fernández; The seventh is the captain Arnau; The eighth is Marshal Demichelis.
These eight people were dragged out by Muris like this, and a few of them were not surprised, Luke thought it was a spoof of Murice, why didn't even the handsome uncle Demichelis escape?!
The host looked at the eight uneven members of the Malaga team and was curious about the judging criteria for the appearance of the Malaga aces.
"Murice, can I ask you how you came up with this ranking, can you share with us your thought process?" The drummer asked Muris, confused.
"Yes." Muurice nodded earnestly, his back to the camera, and the photographer adjusted the angle, vaguely seeing his perfect side face and unusually sincere eyebrows.
"Appearance, skin color index, the darker the index, the lower the index. Among the eight, Luke is the blackest, and he has the lowest appearance. Then came Silva, and then the beast...... And so on, the eighth is Demy, but I was a little hesitant to pick the eighth man, because Willyton is as dark as Demy. But in the locker room, I compared their butts and found that Willyton's was a little whiter. So for eighth place, I voted for Demi. ”
What a serious and strict answer, but it made countless people cry.
- Oh my God, look at Muris's handsome and honest face, please tell me that he was just joking!
- The genius midfielder is so stupid, I can't stand it!
-- I have a feeling of broken dreams, but I am unexpectedly cute.
- Ace also has a peeping fetish, quack!
- I want to see Willyton's white ass.
- The marshal said that he wanted to cry so much, why didn't he know that Malaga Ace still had a penchant for looking at his black ass!
-- The same black wearing flowers, indicating that he was saddened by Muris's aesthetic standards and cried.
- Wearing flowers means that he is okay at all, he also has a white butt, and Muris is welcome to watch.
- Upstairs is dirty!
――The most important thing to complain about is not Muris's serious little expression, the host team is almost stuck, and I don't know how to answer!
"Muris-style dry humor, finally understood." Red led the applause.
Muris shrugged his shoulders and gladly accepted Red's compliment. And said, "It's not just humor, what I say is true." ”
From Murice's reaction, it can be seen that this is indeed an innocuous little joke.
He dealt with the trap problem, but he developed a new idea for many people.
In terms of topicality, Muris is also called a genius by the director and fans. A question that can be perfunctory casually, doesn't he just talk about it?
And around his "appearance stalk", the topics and discussions implicated are continuous.
Many people say that Muris likes people with white skin, and that those with black skin are ugly in his eyes. Look at what he bullied Luke, it was purely the fault of the black skin.
Ronaldo and Blue fans and fans are in a hurry, their two black skins, hurry up and whiten them, otherwise Muris will really be someone else!
Mr. 90 million, who was missed by the fans, was originally very happy with Muris's stupid hat, but after such a divine turn and his unique appearance theory, the laughing expression was directly to laugh or not, which was more ugly than crying.
"I'm worried about him being robbed of the show, how stupid am I!"
The teammates stared at Ronaldo with an intriguing face, and the parties did not notice it after a long time.
Ramos knocked on him, and when Ronaldo turned around, he was struck by the smile of his teammates, "What are you doing?" ”
"He's the most handsome in Chris's world, and he doesn't take it into his own way, so don't expect him to find out he's darker than Luke." Kaka was kind enough to explain to his teammates.
The corners of Ronaldo's mouth twitched, looking at Kaka, who was not interesting enough, thinking about what kind of mentality Ricardo had when he said this in front of him?
And the black-skinned eight who were complained by Muris, laughed at Muris, how did they not know that the ace was so reliable on the court, and he liked to sell his teammates so much in private?
Veteran captain Arnau weakly said that his skin was tanned, and a year ago it was very white, and asked Muris if he could kick him out of the eight-man squad.
Fernandez is not happy anymore, he tans? When the two met ten years ago, he was a black ball. Apoño and Duda said that the captain is darker than them, and they should be kicked as well.
Arnau was in a hurry and moved out the identity of the captain. Muris, who has a lot of respect for the captain, nodded and fulfilled part of Arnau's wishes, changing him from seventh black to eighth black, leaving Demi in seventh place as a sign of respect and respect for the captain.
The marshal couldn't calm down, he didn't say anything, it didn't mean that the ace could change his rank at will.
As a result, countless Demi fans found that the marshal played a childish temper and insisted on being the eighth and not the seventh. He wants to defend his appearance, how can he be "blackened" lightly.
This farce came to an end under the transfer of the topic by the host Yello.
Yello jumped up and asked Murice, "So, who has the highest appearance among all the main players in Malaga?" ”
Muris glanced at Jesús Gamiz and then at Camacho before finally pointing to himself, "I." ”
The audience is screaming again, the ace is so unaware of modesty?
"Is it because you're whiter than they are?"
"No, because my heart is darker than theirs." It will be whiter when it is lined with people.
"Black heart?"
"'Muris with a bad belly,' they like to say that, thinking I don't know."
“……”
When he said this, Malaga Ace glanced back, the small angle was particularly interesting, and the little expression was also very vivid, as if alluding to a group of people with bad tastes.
Real Madrid, Barcelona and Atletico de La Coma suddenly felt like they had been hit in the chest.
Countless rivals and good friends who watched the show all turned their faces in a sneer, as if to say: The person Muris is talking about is not me, not me......
Pity the foreign people, as well as the five angels who presided over the group, no matter how smart they are, it is difficult to understand the humor of the military advisor, otherwise how can it be called cold humor!
And at this time, the most boiling group is the Chinese fans.
Their patriotism is reflected in all aspects. When fanning an idol, the most table is to hook him up with the motherland as much as possible.
The Malaga ace is undoubtedly their new favorite, but they have checked his ancestors for three generations, and this Málaga ace who looks like a Chinese does not have the slightest Chinese blood.
But his every move, as well as the tactics and tactics on the court, are clearly a China expert. Many fans dare to say that experts who have studied Sun Tzu's Art of War, Wu Qi's Art of War, and Weigong's Art of War for decades may not be able to use him so beautifully. will say that it will not be used, and it is a good trick to be able to use it, and that is the truth.
It wasn't until this time that Mouris was humorous and Chinese fans confirmed that the Malaga ace was a lover of Chinese culture, and it was difficult for "Tong" to describe his appearance, it should be "supernatural power".
In contrast, this way of describing is not as good as that of Chinese.
In particular, when the moderator asked Muris what he thought of these words, Morris replied: "Laguerra! ”
It means fairness, and guerra means war.
When fighting, you can use illusions to confuse the enemy's eyes in order to win, in other words, you don't get tired of deceit.
Many Chinese people say that this answer is absolutely amazing, and it is amazing!
And Chinese fans finally found a special sense of existence in foreign forums. Some Chinese fans, who are proficient in Spanish and English, explained in detail the cold humor behind Muris, in exchange for surprised eyes.
Although not many people can understand the dry humor of Murice, his words have caused waves of sensation. What a black heart, what a bad stomach and that intriguing little eyes, satisfied the fans' brains and yy.
As his old rival, he thinks that Muris is really a talent, and the first time he appeared on the show, he knew how to win the favor of the audience.
The atmosphere is very hot, this Malaga ace who has never been on the show, his appearance is very sophisticated, and it is simply impressive.
Moreover, he also knows how to steal the show!
What can be answered in a few words, he answered so much, even if it is an ace, it is a foul to delay so much.
But no one said anything, just found it funny that Muris's serious face was full of seriousness. It's as if it's not a reality show, but something more geared up than any competition.
From another point of view, this poor kid is really embarrassed for him, a relaxation show, and he made it look like a war.
That's it for the chat, and then it's time for each guest to meet the audience one by one.
Everyone brought a short program to the audience, which was agreed in advance, and many of the team members were practicing their program after the break.
First up is the captain Arnau, who brought everyone a goalkeeper dance of his own creation. It looks like dancing, every movement is very familiar, with traces of the goalkeeper's save and grab, very funny and funny.
This dance is not only creative, but also very joyful. The audience sighed that this old wilted captain of Malaga is the most joyful person on the Malaga team, and he is not a good person.
Countless viewers said that I fell in love with this old tease in Malaga, why is he so cute!
And the eyes of all the teammates in Malaga are like this and this.
→_→ and ←_←.
Because this dance is so interesting, everyone and the audience in front of the TV should learn it.
The presiding group was in good spirits, and the neurotic group in Málaga also had comic cells, and they asked the captain to do it again, and he himself followed him, dancing his movements even more exaggeratedly.
"Muris—" Luke shouted.
Only then did everyone realize that after just a while, Muris disappeared in front of the audience.
The audience and the host team couldn't find it, and Joe Lockrey, who was in charge of the close-up, was about to cry.
He hid so hidden, how did the Malaga ace find out! He was just about to shift his position to give Muris a frontal close-up, only to find that the person he was staring at was gone. Moreover, he stood right behind him, calmly picked up the water on the side, and watched him take close-ups while dancing in the stands.
"I found it, Muris, you are a foul like this, I know that you are afraid of dancing, it is useless to hide, come, everyone invite our trump card out."
A lot of viewers have successfully squirted, is that okay? When recording the show, he sneaked down.
And many fans excitedly said that after successfully escaping under so many cameras, it should not be in an episode of the reality show, the ace used a big killer, the devil's jump!
Camera, what kind of terrible storage zài on the trump card! And the program team gave Malaga the ace how much appearance fee, so desperate to use stunts, they are so beautiful!
And Blue personally went to the back of the stage to invite, and Morris walked out with a bottle of water. Raising the water in his hand, he tried to explain to the crowd that he wanted to drink water instead of running away, and the audience looked disgusted.
There are also many fans who were stupidly cried by the Malaga ace, don't you think they will believe such an imbecile excuse!
It was only at this time that Muurice discovered that the anti-dew/point anti-scale could not prevent the endless tricks on reality shows.
Let's just say that the captain's goalkeeper saves the dance, all the players in Malaga have it, he didn't escape, and he must learn the captain to do that series of actions that seem stupid to him.
The audience in the audience and in front of the TV, their eyes lit up, and their fire was aimed at Murice, even if there was a marshal in front of him, his small movements were still visible.
- Muurice is really a talent, he can dance mechanical dance!
- Still self-taught!
The five handsome guys of the fallen angels really can't help it, why is the man on the court, who is so flexible that he is called a black ghost, be so clumsy on the stage!
Arnau led the group from the high jump to the right swing. Malaga Ace jumped up, seeing that his movements were out of sync with everyone, he stretched out his claws and scratched twice, thinking that he could fool the past, and was ruthlessly poked by blue.
Let Muris jump seriously, or the captain will be unhappy.
When Arnau heard this, he turned his head and stared at Muris, occasionally running over to correct his movements.
Muris was indescribably embarrassed, he didn't know when this humiliating move would end, but the dance was still very long. In particular, the Malaga players jumped more and more exaggerated after seeing the ace so coke's table.
A couple of muddy boys came directly with their butts, and Muris was still pounced a second ago, watching his teammates try a hip/head attack on him. With the action of raising his legs behind his back, he gave those dishonest ass a kick.
Pepe's Black Feet!
That's right, the small action of Muris kicking people behind just now is very similar to the black feet of the warrior monk Pepe on the court.
Real Madrid dressing room.
The teammates turned their heads to look at the warrior monk, saying that Muris's action had won the essence of Master Pei.
Pepe scratched his head irritably, this one black foot, Muris did more than him. Also, when did that kid steal the division, he used his trick like this, he didn't even say hello, and he tore his crotch last time, this kid Muris!
And Muris, too, has finally found a little fun in this game. For every wolf teammate who tries to get close to him, he will deal with them with all sorts of strange blackfeet.
After sending a kick to Manu Torres, Muurice hit his head, then leaned over, one unsteady and two backwards, and the foot went straight to Luke's foot as he tried to pull him forward.
Luke wowed, just wanted to scream, thought that this was on the stage, and quickly covered his mouth.
Pinch your waist!
Luke, who was forced to be anxious, directly pinched Murice's waist with his claws. Muurice fled quickly, turning seven hundred and twenty degrees in a row, amazed the crowd, and he, one raised his leg, kicked the whirling beast in front of Luke.
The flying fist hit Luke in the face, and Luke's iron tongs managed to choke Luke's waist.
The two bared their teeth and hugged each other.
Real Madrid, Barcelona, and Mallorca said that they were about to cry stupidly in Malaga's teasing.
"Audience friends, everyone in Malaga is completely happy, this is not the goalkeeper save dance, it is a brother dance that belongs to the close friendship of Malaga."
Murice's move offended everyone on the team. Who made him fight so high, and still so bad, in his own words, a belly of bad water.
Seeing that everyone on the stage was his enemy, the ace became cautious.
He was not afraid of the others, except Arnau, the captain he respected. The captain is a person, once he educates the team members, he is very serious.
No matter how flexible Murice is, he is always caught by the captain. Then the captain taught him the save dance seriously, and asked Muris to learn from him one move at a time. Once again, Muris turned into an embarrassed man, occasionally fluttering and lifting his calves. Under the urging of the captain's eyes, he scurried to the east and scratched twice to the right.
- Oh my God! I can't do it, how can he be so cute!
- Half an hour ago, someone told me that Muris's style of painting is like this, and I absolutely don't believe it.
- Fortunately, there is a captain here, otherwise Muris would not be lawless!
- How can I sympathize with Murice, who said that he played a big name, see how dedicated he is.
――Can you get him to stop jumping, image!
Just when the fans couldn't laugh, the fun came.
The goalkeeper saves the dance to the most difficult action, which is the goalkeeper predicts the wrong direction and makes timely remedial actions.
Arnau leaned all over and stretched his hands out to the right, while his legs kicked wildly to the left, trying to kick the ball out with his feet.
This movement, people who don't want to dance are really bad, but Muris, that stiff body that can't be stiff anymore, it's still too difficult to do this movement.
His foot slipped and fell directly to the ground, and just as the presiding group hurried up to help him, his foot suddenly lifted up, and he didn't forget to symbolically kick twice in the air before he got up from the ground.
Even if he fell, he completed the captain's indicative action.
"Poof-" Ramos couldn't help it, and the mouthful of water he had just poured was all sprayed on Chris in front of him.
Chris laughed silly, too, as he watched Ramos squirt water on his head and pull his head over, baring his teeth and tugging at his long hair.
Ramos pounded him, it was terrible, this was his most precious hairstyle!
Kaka, the son of God, on his elegant and handsome face, this moment is wonderful.
Looking at the stage in front of the stage full of laughter, also aware of the embarrassment, touched his nose, stood behind the marshal, and said that he would not move.
Messi had a hot face and looked at a stupid ace, indicating that he didn't know that person at all.
What he said before the show started, now I find that his face hurts so much.
Not to mention Pique and Busquets, including those teammates who were friendly to Murice, all fell to the ground and couldn't get up.
Muris like this, what if he can't help but laugh the next time he faces him?
Let me look directly at that poker face of the Malaga ace!
The most interesting thing is that no matter what kind of action he is doing, Muris is still the same expressionless and serious poker face.
It is precisely because of this that his funny skills are considered the strongest by countless people.
The others were funny, always borrowing exaggerated facial expressions and frequent body movements, but here, from front to back, it was just a poker face, and countless spectators and hosts laughed.
Jeremy kept wiping his sweat with a handkerchief, obviously amused by Muris again and again, but he was always worried about whether Muris was really annoyed.
What if it's really annoying, what if Muris is yelling to get off?
Finally ended this event, and there were a few more smiles on Red's originally calm face.
Yello laughed directly on Blue's shoulder, and when everyone finished laughing, his laughter still came out from time to time.
Muris's charming brown eyes looked at him, and Yello's smile swallowed directly back into his throat in fright.
grabbed blue and asked him if he saw Murice's eyes just now, he was going to be unlucky, and he was going to be held a grudge by Murice, right?
Blue ignored him, and Baby Yello had a bitter look on his face, his sixth sense was the most accurate, he must have been hated by Murice......
Purple is the host who is the most reluctant to see Murice, but when he sees such a completely different Muris on stage, he snickers uninterestingly.
Maybe it's the usual Muris, who is too smart and cold, or such a clumsy Muris, which makes it easier for people to get close.
And what makes people helpless is that the goalkeeper saving dance carefully created by the old captain Arnau did not become popular. On the contrary, it was Muris's mechanical dance that made many young people prefer, especially the last kicking action that fell to the ground, which made me cry.
But no matter how beautiful the long legs are, they can't kick the charm of that action. Because they are not Muris, they come with their own memes, and they have an invincible poker face.
When his teammates performed the next small show, Muris stood far away, and the others pulled him forward, and he also shook his head.
And Marshal Demichelis directly became the father of this poor child. Whoever called him stood in front of Muris before, and this time he was directly used as a shield by Mu Baobao.
The marshal had not forgotten him, and before leaving, the commander told them to take care of Muris a little more, so he was very interesting to block him.
Anyway, everyone laughed enough, and if it was too much, their trump card would be blackened.
The blackened Muris, the marshal said it was too terrible, and the audience still didn't want to see it.
Everyone was done, and it was Muris' turn.
"I've already performed it, it's the parody show just now."
"Impersonating whom?" Hurriedly asked.
"Captain."
"Do you think Muris is an imitation?"
"It's not count—" The audience shook their heads in unison.
What kind of imitation is that, there is not a single action in place from front to back.
There are also many people who shout that Murice's IQ has dropped, so why do you say that you imitate, just say that the performance just now.
More people sympathize with Muris, as soon as he gets on the stage, his smart head gets stuck, and so many people seem to want to bully him, don't be too pitiful!
There is really no way, and Muris can only bite the bullet.
Performances?
He really didn't prepare for this, he said before that he didn't want to perform the show, let others play, where did he know that everyone had a part in it at the beginning.
"Did you prepare the show beforehand?" Asked with a smile.
"If we don't prepare, we can remember it first and perform it in the next episode." This is purple.
"Is that okay?" Muris couldn't help but ask.
"Yes."
"Thank you."
"Foul! Purple can't make an exception for Muris just because you like him. Yello yelled out, and when she came out, she didn't feel good. He had offended Muris just now, and this time he was not dead.
And Purple has already looked at him, and he is also terrifying, not at all inferior to Red's deterrent power against them.
Fans said that Yello kicked the truth.
Recall that Purple was on the show and really cared for Murice. Others watched Muris embarrassment with relish, but he looked unbearable.
However, the fans only thought it was a joke, because Purple was laughing more than anyone else. The gentle and elegant noble son in front of people smiled with a different kind of fresh and bright.
"I've got a show to perform." Muris said suddenly.
"Oh, so fast, what show?" Ask.
"I'll know after reading it, but I need someone to cooperate."
When the Malaga teammates heard Muris say this, they collectively retreated, and the tacit understanding was amazing.
Kaka, who knows Muris well, said that every time a child makes such an expression, it means that his state is restored, and some people are going to be unlucky.
- Yes, yes, this is Muris, very handsome!
- His body is so soft that I want to fall down.
- I still want to bring down that stiff Muris.
-- Is it my delusion, that for a difference in posture, there are two completely different temperaments. The treacherous and cunning midfielder's brain seemed to be back, and the old fox's calculating glint glint flashed in his eyes.
- Sure enough, only when calculating others and using his brain, Muris is the same Murice.
Muris's gaze wandered over the five handsome men, and just as he was about to look at Yello, the clever imp ran away.
"Ahhhhh
Before Yello could run away, his little neck was pinched by Murice from behind, pulling the little yellow hair back.
"No-no-" Yello screamed miserably, exaggerating to the fullest extent of a variety show, but it made everyone laugh. Helplessly and desperately, he stretched out his big hand for help to his teammates, but those good teammates turned around one by one with a smile and talked to the other guests, waiting for Murice's performance.
Yello finally did not escape the clutches of Muris, looking at Muris pitifully, hoping that he would be lighter.
"Afraid of heights?" Muris leaned in and asked Yello.
"I'm afraid~~~" dragged out a tremble.
"That's good."
"Ahhhhh――――――――hh
With a scream that pierced the sky, Yello was lifted up by Murice. Muris bent down, lifted Yello's legs with both hands, and moved him off the ground.
At first it was just to the height of his waist and abdomen, and then it was constantly raised to his shoulders.
The sound of gasps in the stands and on the stage made many people unable to believe their eyes.
It's too exaggerated, it's too exaggerated, even if Yello isn't heavy, he's a hundred and fifty or sixty pounds, and he lifts people up with both hands so easily.
After the shock, the other hosts all gathered around in worry, lest Muris miss, and were ready to pick up their brother at any time.
Muris is still raising his hand to rise.
Yello hugged his head, although he was frightened, but he was very variety, and he made all kinds of frightened emojis above Muris's head. provoked countless women to hug, this poor Yello baby who was bullied by Muris.
The most thrilling is coming!
One hand!
Muris withdrew his left hand, and he lifted Yello directly with his right hand, and the arm was stretched out, sending him directly into the air.
"Ahh
The staff are all on guard, who would have thought that there would be such a situation, Malaga aces are too dare to play, what if something happens?
However, the ratings of this issue will definitely be able to break the record.
And Yello, who was bold and lively, stayed in Muris's hands for a long time, found that there was nothing wrong, and slowly opened his eyes.
Looking at the audience below looking at the stage in horror and hilariousness, this lively boy faded away from the initial fright, gradually became bold, and finally rushed to all the audience with a kavai and kept comparing scissor hands, "vvvvvv~"
"Cut!"
- This kid begs for a beating, Muris, and if you abuse him harder, we can rest assured!
Before the kid was finished, Mullis suddenly withdrew his hand, Yello fell from the sky, and just when everyone thought there was going to be an accident, Muris had already caught the little yellow hair steadily.
Yello was still a little confused, and Muris had already put him down in one go, and was the first to applaud.
- Stupid! What a clapping applaud!
With Muris himself leading the applause, the stands erupted in loud screams, the spectators whistled excitedly, and the atmosphere was at its best.
In the last game against Real Madrid, it was said that Murice could play a record-breaking heavy ball. His own strength is undoubted, but who would have thought that he was such a murderous Hercules.
A slender body, an endless stream of strength.
entrusted people with one hand, and showed it on the stage of "The Big Coffee is Coming" coldly. showed off his skills in minutes, which made the audience stunned.
Pique was so angry that he smashed the screen and was dragged back by Busquets.
That's why he hates Malaga Ace so much! It's not fun to be laughed at by them, it's not fun to get back to the field in such a hurry!
Especially when he saw that in the audience, countless boys and girls screamed, "Muris is so handsome," and he gritted his teeth in anger. What about his future teammates in the national team, he still doesn't like it!
There are also some who accuse Muris of going too far, what if Yello is really scared.
But this kind of reality show is bold and heartbeat. They also don't believe that it was Morris's impromptu idea, and many reality shows are still performative. It is possible that they have discussed it in the audience, and the protective measures have been done. Yello went from being scared at the beginning to being more scissor-hand in the palm of Muris's hand, and it was like a routine.
The audience is buying it!
Other routines can't play such a wonderful trick.
Others asked Yello what it was like to stand on top of Murice's palm.
Yello glanced at Murice wryly, and when he looked over, he forced a smile.
"Muris's hands are smaller than I thought they were, but they were steady. Holding me, his arms didn't tremble, it was really powerful. I was scared at first, but Muris dragged it so tightly that he fixed my leg with his hand. I don't know how he did it, it's amazing...... It's not a thrilling attempt, it's something Muurice is sure he can do...... Even if I don't cooperate and fall, he will catch me......"
The bitterness in Yello's heart is known only to him.
Muurice is so cruel, he must stay away from him.
But I don't know why, in this episode of the show, Malaga ace is eyeing Yello.
Yello fans are distressed and funny, knowing that their pistachios are cute, and Malaga's ace must also like their little Yello very much, so Yello is his partner throughout the show.
After all the members of Malaga performed, "The Big Coffee is Coming" introduced several female guests who were guests. After a short break to group groups, the game is about to begin.
Fifteen people from Malaga, plus five members of the presiding group, made a total of twenty people. In this episode of the show, five female guests were also invited.
A group of eight people is divided into three groups, and RED is the game judge.
The game is called the Hug Pass Relay, where two players stand on the starting line, and when they hear the referee's whistle, one picks up the other and passes the ball to the player in front. It is not until the ball is at the feet of the person in front of them that the starting player successfully carries the person back into place that the next player can continue to pass. And so on until the last group sends the ball into the net, and the one with the least time wins.
The game began, with Muris standing at the end of the stick, and beside him, standing was the bitter yello!