Chapter 13: Wisdom is like a fish
At the meeting, Wei Ya promised that Shu Jin would not be strong, so he kept silent, but hearing that Youyu was struggling to apply, Yu Ya couldn't help but draw his knife. If you don't invite credit, you just want to lift shoes for other people's troops, saying that after breaking the sentence, you will not seek a place for one side, but ask for clothes to return to your hometown, so what is the point of the alliance.
Cangluan saw that Youyu was bent on avoiding war, and good knives were useless, so he thought about asking for someone with Youyu. Although Feng Danmiao was a prisoner, the backbone revealed in his body made Cangluan realize that he was not an idle person. Cangluan stared at Feng Danmiao, who was bowing his head and playing with his fingers behind Youyu, thought for a while, and said, "I think General Feng is not willing to be a little firehead, right?" ”
Youyu replied positively: "King Yan, I won't tell you, General Feng really wants to be the head soldier." ”
The words of the fish caused the princes present to laugh, and the rabble was tacit. Feng Danmiao didn't defend anything, and smiled awkwardly, "I'm not good at fighting." ”
Cangluan: "Good birds choose trees to perch, why did General Feng wronged himself." ”
Cut the ground from under somebody's feet?
Youyu was vaguely aware of Cangluan's intentions, not to mention having someone with him, even if he wanted an army, it was okay, but if he wanted to dig up Feng Danmiao, Youyu was inexplicably unsteady. Youyu made a disdainful look: "King Yan, he is not a good bird, look at this," Youyu pointed to Wei Ya and recommended it to Cangluan, "This is a talent." ”
Wei Ya's face was immediately gloomy, and he lifted Youyu's finger in disgust, and Feng Danmiao was so amused that he snickered. Cangluan Dadi knew their intentions, and he was not bored, and nodded casually, "Okay, Xiao Wang is not strong." ”
At the end of the meeting, Cangluan was appointed as the generalissimo of the punishment to meet the main force of the criminal army, and all armies must obey the orders sent by the generalissimo. Since Cangluan didn't get the person he wanted, he naturally wouldn't have the wish of the fish, the focus was still that the fish had no intention of fighting, so Cangluan was relieved to order the fish to attack the granary of the head of the country, thinking that the army would continue to feed. Although the capture of the granary is still a bit cruel for Youyu, compared to the head-to-head confrontation with the criminal army, Youyu still got a cheap battle.
Feng Danmiao smiled and said nothing, and after the discussion, he walked back to the barracks alone. Youyu then caught up and grabbed Feng Danmiao's wrist, "The general stays, follow me to eat and drink, I'll treat you." ”
Feng Danmiao raised his eyebrows, he felt "festive" when he saw Youyu, he was able to make the painting style out of the right way on a strict occasion, both rejecting others and not offending others, which is a bit interesting. Feng Danmiao saw that there were fish and were careful, and agreed: "Just call me by name, since there are big fish and big meat, I have to bring Danyan." ”
Youyu said to his liking: "Of course, the family is happy when they get together." ”
Feng Danmiao nodded happily, and suddenly realized a bad question, "But you don't want to bring your wife here." ”
"I know," understood Youyu, "you'll be unappetizing with her, but I'm used to it, I'll bring her back." ”
Youyu didn't want to be good with Lin Zhiling, and lied to her that she didn't*, but in the end, she only deceived the doctor into prescribing one prescription after another for herself, and drank bitter decoction every day. In the past few days with Lin Zhiling, Wei Ya didn't dare to kick his nose in the face of himself, and Youyu found that her personality was quite good, and now she doesn't feel so shabby. Nowadays, there are fish subtly instilling in her the outlook on life of free love, and when the time is right, some fish will find a way to explain to her the reason why they married her, and then divorce peacefully, each seeking what they love.
happened to meet Feng Danyan buying jewelry at the street shop in front of him, and there were fish to accompany Feng Danmiao. Feng Danmiao quietly walked behind Feng Danyan, and suddenly roared naughtily, startling Feng Danyan.
Feng Danyan turned his head in shock, patted his chest and panted: "Brother, you scared me to death." ”
Feng Danmiao smiled: "Duke Ru wants to invite us to eat and drink, let's go." ”
When Feng Danmiao was scaring Feng Danyan, Youyu's sharp eyes caught an interesting place, and he couldn't help but make up all kinds of pictures of General Feng angrily shouting at the enemy on the battlefield, and the more he thought about it, the more interesting he felt. A fish jumped up to Feng Danmiao, wanting to call him by his name and feeling taboo in ancient times, so he ......, "Danda, you open your mouth." ”
"Big eggs?" Feng Danyan suddenly burst into laughter (where does the queen want to go), and she was almost out of breath, "Haha, brother, do they all call you that?" ”
Feng Danmiao's expression stiffened, and he said indifferently: "No, it's just that your public standard is innovative." ”
"You just open your mouth." Some fish found that Feng Danmiao's teeth were "broken", inexplicably cute.
Feng Danmiao looked at Youyu with disgust, and opened her mouth slightly reluctantly, Youyu picked up Feng Danmiao's upper lip unscrupulously, Mom, it was really a "little rabbit tooth".
Feng Danmiao's rabbit teeth are not conspicuous, but this small deficiency actually makes his appearance icing on the cake and gives people a double sense of intimacy. The lethality of teeth is extremely powerful, for example, people like Gao Leng and Shu Jin are also defeated by his slightly crooked tiger teeth, even if he works hard again, once he shows his teeth, he will look cute.
Although the tiny rabbit teeth are insignificant, they have completely wiped out the tall and powerful aura of General Feng. It seems that the general can only be silent, otherwise he will be inexplicably playful and ecstatic. Presumably, in the future, the cold-blooded and ruthless battlefield will have an extra gentle scenery because of the existence of General Feng.
Jin Ge Iron Horse, swallowing mountains and rivers, majestic, little rabbit teeth......
Youyu couldn't help laughing, "General, do you have to show these two rabbit teeth when you shout angrily on the battlefield, you can't scare the enemy at all, haha." ”
Feng Danmiao felt that the whole person was not good, and he didn't know what it meant to have a fish, in short, he felt that there was a fish and looked down on his teeth.
The three of them came to a magnificent hotel. The childish spirit is in hand, and I have it in the world. Since the beauty is in her arms, there are fish who are generous, and they don't blink their eyes when they order a table of delicacies from the mountains and seas. Back in the day, he could only blink to watch others play extravagant.
There is a fish for Feng Danmiao to pour wine, sandwich the dishes, and respectfully say: "Danda, please." ”
Feng Danmiao has never been on the battlefield since he went to the foundation of the country with his father that year, despite this, Feng Danmiao still adheres to the heroic character of a soldier on the battlefield, solves things decisively, and does not like to be subtle. After Feng Danmiao drank a glass of wine, he asked directly, "What do you want me to do?" ”
Dan Da asked so bluntly that Youyu was still difficult to speak, so he turned a corner and said: "You see, since you were captured, I have always taken good care of you in your camp, we are good brothers, right?" To be a brother should be ......"
Feng Danmiao impatiently interrupted Youyu Mo, "What do you want me to do?" ”
Seeing the appearance of fish dementia, Feng Danyan couldn't help laughing.
"Okay." Feng Danmiao was not interested, and there was no need to have a flattering smile on the fish, and ordered in the tone of the lord of an army, "When you are fighting, please stand in front of me and be stabbed." ”
Feng Danmiao suddenly didn't want to speak.
Seeing that Feng Danmiao didn't respond, Youyu lowered his head in frustration, "I said I don't want to die, I can't pick up the beam, I'm just a student, no, I'm still a stinky child." ”
"Kid? Haha......" Feng Danyan laughed so much that tears fell out, patted Youyu's shoulder and comforted, "Since ancient times, heroes have been teenagers, and my brother was only twelve years old when he first went on an expedition. ”
I don't agree to say that there are fish, the environment educates people and there is a specialization in the art industry, and there are fish that do not belong to this world in the first place, and they are congenitally deficient in blood and gas. Besides, Feng Danmiao is a military defense major, and he is an accounting major. Let a person who counts money go to lead the troops to fight, the profession is not right, and it makes sense to ask him to take charge of the granary. "I'm not a Nazha, I'm not a pleasant goat, I'm not a gourd baby, and my dad is not an old-timer."
Feng Danmiao: "Shu Jin is not as weak as you. ”
I don't dare to agree with this, Shu Jin has people who live and die, but he is a single dog, an emotional single dog. Youyu scratched his hair wildly, "Shu Jin has Wei Ya, Wei Ya will help him block the knife, besides, he is in charge of advice, he only needs to stay in the military tent, I have to ride a horse to rush to the front, the situation is different!" Not comparable. ”
Feng Danmiao thought that Youyu was going to take off the black gauze hat that symbolized his identity, and hurriedly stopped him like a child: "Don't, you are your father, every soldier in your camp will block the knife for you, you don't have to worry." ”
Youyu's hesitant eyes stared at Feng Danmiao's eyes, and he was bound to get out Feng Danmiao's mouth and say to protect himself, Youyu deliberately grabbed his hair crown and threatened: "General Feng's upright face is full of reliable ......"
Feng Danmiao was speechless, and found that he couldn't use an adult's logic to talk to Youyu, "Okay, okay, I'll block the knife for you." ”
Youyu: "You swear." ”
"......" Feng Danmiao laughed and nodded in astonishment, "I swear ......"
Youyu smiled with relief, and added a few pieces of meat to Feng Danmiao, "I can rest assured if there is a general, and I will eat most of the merits." ”
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Wei Ya pulled out the grass on the side of the road and put it in his mouth, sullen, and was so angry that he just wanted to drag him to the alley and beat him at the merchant council, but when he thought of the county magistrate's wife who "loves fish like a child", he couldn't help but shudder, and walked back to the barracks in disgrace.
Shu Jin had been waiting in the camp for a long time, and when he saw Wei Ya coming back, he couldn't wait to ask, "What is the result?" ”
Wei Ya sat down depressedly and drank a large bowl of water to quench his thirst.
Shu Jin saw that Wei Ya was very thirsty, and his tone was slightly unhappy, "I told you to talk less." ”
"I didn't speak at all," Wei Ya was thirsty for fish, and said angrily, "You don't let me say, Xiao Huangmao vigorously said that he was a shrunken turtle, please be the head of the fire army, and let the princes laugh." ”
Shu Jin: "The result? ”
Wei Ya spat out the sullenness in his heart, and said slowly: "King Kun sealed Cangluan as the crown of the prince of Qing and commanded the six armies, and we were sent to fight the granary. ”
Although Shu Jin's face was expressionless, his eyes flashed with joy, "Which granary?" ”
"Qiancang."
Qiancang, a granary known as the princes who dared to establish themselves as emperors.
Shu Jin slapped the table, but he didn't expect the result to be unexpectedly good. "Very good, Qiancang is the largest granary in the criminal country, and it stores forty percent of the country's grain, and occupying this warehouse is like a tiger with wings."
Wei Ya listened to Shu Jin's explanation, and his feelings were taken advantage, but the question was: "If Qiancang is as good as you say, why would Cangluan let us take this piece of fat?" ”
Shu Jin: "Because Youyu's temperament is willing to condescend to others, it is safe to use it, rather than letting Qiancang fall into the hands of a group of powerful armies, it is better to let it fall into the hands of Youyu who have no ambitions." ”
Wei Ya shook his head: "No, sooner or later, I have to return it to Cangluan." ”
Shu Jin: "We can pay him back." ”
Wei Ya's eyes immediately widened, and his eyebrows were raised with joy, he really picked up a bargain, why didn't he think of it!