Chapter 14: I Am a Fish
The order was issued, and the Ru army set off for Qianzhou the next day to seize Qiancang. Creation makes people, and you never imagined that you would become a robber head. There is a fish hand holding a long sword that is well-made, lightweight, and sharp. It is said that this sword was made by Wei Yate for a fish, because a normal sword cannot be pulled out by a fish.
After practice, there are fish that can already ride horses on flat roads. Feng Danmiao rode a horse beside Youyu and taught Youyu how to use a sword. Youyu waved his sword, easily cut off the hair on the horse's back, and said with emotion: "Good sword." ”
Shu Jin rode to the other side of Feng Danmiao, and wanted to talk to Feng Danmiao about the city attack, "We are attacking the city, in the end, the criminal army is defending the city and occupying the advantage of the city gate, can General Feng think about how to minimize the loss of our army?" ”
Feng Danmiao shrugged, "I don't know." ”
"......" Shu Jin's eyes sank, and he was thinking: You're not kidding me, are you?
"Really?" Youyu rolled his eyes and looked at Feng Danmiao, pointing at the tip of his nose, "Are you still in love with the criminal country?" ”
Feng Danmiao put aside Youyu's fingers and swore solemnly: "What am I afraid of." ”
Wei Ya walked to Shu Jin's side, stroked Shu Jin's shoulder, smiled, and said comfortingly: "I'm here, don't be afraid." ”
What I'm afraid of, don't be afraid, the former is perfunctory, and the latter is caring. Why is there such a big gap between the same words coming out of the mouths of different men! Youyu vaguely felt that something of his own was being compared, and he pouted unhappily.
Feng Danmiao looked at Wei Ya: "The book of war says that the soldiers are plotting, it is better for you to surrender, and your mouth can say so." ”
Na Drop? What an international joke.
Wei Ya squinted his eyes speechlessly for a while, condemning Feng Danmiao's irresponsible and illogical speech, "I'm sorry! Are you stupid to be a torturer or am I stupid? Qiancang is the heart of the criminal country, there are 50,000 soldiers guarding the city, Cangluan is only worthy of us 10,000 soldiers, plus our original total of more than 20,000 soldiers, the criminal soldiers are already in control. Tell me to persuade me to surrender? Tell me to persuade the penal country Meiji to act as a military prostitute in our army, wow? ”
I was very annoyed to hear Lieutenant's answer.
Feng Danmiao looked clumsy and asked, "Didn't you say that you can negotiate with you to lure it for profit?" ”
Wei Ya wanted to cry without tears, I don't know why Shu Jin would be optimistic about people like Feng Danmiao, it was not worth using at all. "What shall I use to tempt the torturers, you? Or is it a little yellow hairy wow? ”
Feng Danmiao: "Aren't you quite capable of blowing." ”
Wei Ya was sealed lightly and thundered outside and inside, it was like a chicken talking to a duck, no, a duck talking to a chicken, it was not right. Wei Ya drove forward unhappily and shook off Feng Danmiao, out of sight and out of mind.
Youyu really hates iron and steel, and even a little IQ like himself knows that there is no way to persuade him to surrender, no wonder Wei Ya is too lazy to take care of him, and strokes his forehead and says: "What's the use of me keeping you?" I would have thrown you to Cangluan if I had known. ”
Feng Danmiao raised her eyebrows, and asked the letter suspiciously: "Then why didn't you throw it away at that time." ”
"You...... That's to look up to you. Youyu glared at Feng Danmiao, rode a horse and followed Wei Ya, and suddenly had the same feeling as Wei Ya - that person was disgusted.
Feng Danmiao fell asleep on horseback uselessly, and said to Shu Jin: "You go and persuade him, if he doesn't surrender, he can't fight this battle." ”
"Do you have a plan?" Shu Jin relied on Feng Danmiao's trust.
"How can we win if the prisoners don't surrender?" Feng Danmiao asked rhetorically.
"......" Shu Jin: Are you really kidding me?
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At night, in the tent.
"I don't listen, I'm tired." Wei Ya has been persuaded by Shu Jin, curled up in the quilt to sleep, he has never given Shu Jin an eviction order, but now Feng Gou does not give an explanation, Shu Jin is inexplicably convinced of Feng Gou, so that he can't stand it.
Shu Jin was helpless, and sat quietly on the edge of the bed, "Feng Gou said, Chen Yong, the county guard of Qianzhou, is thoughtful and uses soldiers like a god, and there is still a glimmer of hope if you go to surrender." ”
Wei Ya was covered in the quilt and protested without hesitation: "I'm not afraid to meet Chen Yong, but I don't want to make fearless efforts." It's not okay to seal the dog, please think of other ways, don't come with the dog to tease me. ”
Shu Jin lowered his head, he didn't have any confidence, his voice became smaller and smaller, "I will only look at people and see the situation, and I won't use the way of soldiers." ”
"Then let the dog pit us? No matter how bad it is, I'd rather fight to the death. Persuasion? The torturers will surrender, and I will take my head and offer it. ”
Shu Jin grabbed Wei Ya's moving head through the quilt, "Feng Gou said that if you don't go, you can only retreat." ”
"He said to retreat? He doesn't have that power, Xiao Huang Mao counts, Xiao Huang Mao listens to us. ”
Shu Jin leaned down and leaned into Wei Ya's ear: "We can't do without Feng Danmiao." ”
A muffled roar came from the quilt: "You still think he can!" ”
Shu Jin was powerless to refute, quietly looking at the angry person in the quilt under him, not knowing what to say to calm his breath. It's been a long time since I've seen him so unreasonable, but it's understandable. Shu Jin unconsciously lay down, his lips lightly rested on the quilt, and kissed the eyebrows of the person below.
Wei Ya felt something, and the originally angry fist immediately opened into five claws of excitement, his limbs were tense, it was too unexpected, and the small wave in his heart was surging.
Shu Jin closed his eyes and lay on Yu Ya, such a scene reminded him of when he was a child, and the dreams he had in Wei Ya's arms were sweet. "I miss home."
Wei Ya's chest rose and fell, putting aside his chaotic thoughts, he suddenly hugged Shu Jin tightly in his arms and rushed to his body. Wei Ya covered Shu Jin's forehead with his palm and felt it carefully for a while, "You have a headache again?" ”
Shu Jin shook his head, he has been getting close to Wei Ya recently, and his body is much more cheerful, and there is nothing wrong with it.
"You lied to me." Wei Ya approached Shu Jin's face, stared at his eyes, his lips opened slightly, and said with great certainty.
Shu Jin couldn't bear the hot and humid breath exhaled by Wei Ya, and turned his head sideways, "I'm really fine, but you seem to have had a stroke." ”
"It's not just a stroke, angina." Wei Ya's voice reached to the bones, buried his head in Shu Jin's neck, and enjoyed smelling his body breath and feeling his undulating chest.
Shu Jin gently patted Wei Ya's shoulder, "This matter is too difficult for you, you are tired, rest, you have to travel tomorrow." ”
Wei Ya suddenly propped up his upper body, and the resentment in his eyes rose again, and he finally forgot about the bullshit of Feng Danmiao, and was mentioned by the people under him intentionally or unintentionally, which made him angry. Wei Ya forcefully hooked Shu Jin's chin, and the vinegar was slightly thick, "You have to be an envelope dog?" ”
Shu Jin was silent, and only met Wei Ya's questioning with affirmative eyes.
Wei Ya understood it, and his cold gaze glanced at Shu Jin's face, and then slowly lowered his head, like a beast sniffing his prey, and then aimed a little, and bit down mercilessly. He sucked Shu Jin's ear so hard.
Shu Jin trembled, his scalp instantly tingled, a heat rushed up from his spine, his pupils dilated slightly, and he reflexively pressed against Wei Ya's chest, and his voice squeezed out of his throat, "You stop, madman, this is the barracks." ”
Wei Ya squirmed his Adam's apple hungrily and thirstily, tightly strangled Shu Jin's wrist with one hand, and said angrily: "Eat things inside and out, you are sick and need to be treated." If you don't feed Lao Tzu, the dog will go to Na Tuo. ”
Shu Jin couldn't rub Wei Ya's palm, and bent his knee to hit him, "I'll be angry." ”
With that kick, the flames soared.
"If you're angry that you have to be obeyed, what about me, huh?" With that, Wei Ya unceremoniously ripped off the belt of the person under him.
"I am your master."
Wei Ya straddled Shu Jin and blatantly took off his shirt and unbuttoned his trousers, "The prince was born superior?" I warned the master that Prince Li is nothing great, and it is only when he dares to sleep with Prince Li that he is called a skill. ”
Wei Ya lost his usual attitude towards Shu Jin's obedience, and now he wants to be a wild and uninhibited himself, with a strong waist under the bow to forcibly occupy Shu Jin's lips, pry open his teeth, and rub his lower abdomen with his lower body, slowly generating heat.
Shu Jin opened his eyes and saw that Wei Ya had closed his eyes, predating unscrupulously, contentedly immersed in his so-called gluttonous feast. His mouth was fierce and hot, and he struggled desperately to straighten his waist and was pressed down by him, and then he clearly felt his hand reach into his trouser pocket, grasping his bottom line and provoking. Shu Jin couldn't help but tremble, his limbs tensed, his whole body was covered with dense itching, his breathing began to be messy/messy, his body secreted hot sweat, and he was so embarrassed that he had to close his eyes tightly, and his hands were in a daze to pull the sheets under him. I couldn't help but get between my teeth, "uh~"
Wei Ya ruthlessly turned Shu Jin over (can't be described).
"Hmph, if you want me to convince Chen Yong, you convince me first......"
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"Light, big, light!"
I didn't expect that there would be meat to eat in the barracks, and if there is a fish, I naturally won't forget to seal Danmiao, and the siege is imminent, so I have to please him in time.
Youyu searched for it in the barracks, and finally saw Feng Danmiao humming a little song quietly under a secluded tree in a lesson. The general knows a little rhythm, and it's quite romantic to think about it. Fighting a war is a very strict and depressing thing, and every time I see Feng Danmiao's beautiful appearance, there are fish who are sometimes anxious and sometimes relieved.
Youyu sat next to Feng Danmiao and handed him the fragrant cooked chicken, "Let's eat it while it's hot, a firehead soldier surnamed Zhen caught a pheasant on the mountain, and specially made this called a flower chicken to give it to me, and I will bring it to you." ”
Some fish think, in fact, it is quite happy to be your father, there are always people who think about themselves all the time.
Feng Danmiao stopped humming, and didn't take the call for the flower chicken, but only tilted his head slightly and sniffed, "It's very fragrant." ”
"Do you like it? If you like to eat, I'll go up the mountain tomorrow and catch pheasants for you. ”
"Thank you, Gong." Feng Danmiao smiled slightly, thanked Youyu gently, and then stood up and yelled at the patrolling soldiers, "Someone! ”
The three soldiers came in unison, "What does the general command?" ”
Feng Danmiao ordered sharply: "Grab the firehead soldier surnamed 'Zhen' and beat him with a cane and thirty military sticks, on the grounds that he is privately bribing Ru Gong." ”
There are fish at a loss.,The previous painting style wasn't like this.。 Youyu hurriedly stopped the three soldiers, "Don't catch him, he kindly made me dinner." ”
Youyu turned to Feng Danmiao, wondering why he was so unsympathetic, whether he thought he was too noisy, or didn't want to carry his burden, Youyu suddenly had a sense of loss of being abandoned, scratched his sour nose, and turned aggrieved into anger: "Hey, what the hell." If you don't appreciate it, you can refuse, why are you angry with others, is it because you don't dare to be angry with me? ”
"You think too much, the army does not allow any unhealthy tendencies."
“……”
Do you really think too much?
Youyu glared at Feng Danmiao in embarrassment, and said unconvinced: "If you like to eat or not, don't eat and pull down." ”