It's been more than a month since Zhao Yulai left, and there are still no clues at all, and Qin Hua's already a little anxious heart can't stand it.

It's been more than a month, and Qin Hua isn't worried that Zhao Yulai will suddenly meet someone and fall in love with someone, unless he can meet a smart psychiatrist, but Qin Hua feels that maybe Zhao Yulai has started to pay for the runaway teenager again.

From eating meat every day to suddenly becoming no oil at all, how can this be endured, Qin Hua feels that it is not that he can't bear it, but that Zhao Yulai can't bear it.

Therefore, Qin Hua felt that even if he was separated by thousands of mountains and rivers, it was still necessary for him to brush his sense of existence, and give Zhao Yulai a stretch, so that he would know that the little metamorphosis was not dead.

Thereupon......

Day 1.

A short Weibo exploded.

Qin Hua: A long life, I am fortunate to have you as my companion @Zhao Yulai.

The accompanying picture is the only photo they took of them riding a couple's bicycle in Langang more than a month ago without sunglasses.

Two minutes later......

Zhao Yulai: I love you. /@秦华: Long life, I am fortunate to have you as my companion @Zhao Yulai.

Half an hour, tens of thousands of comments, and an hour later, "Qin Hua Zhao Yulai came out publicly" refreshed all Chinese media headlines.

Twenty-four hours, millions of comments, rare in the history of Weibo, almost all big Vs reposted the same Weibo and liked the comments.

The next day.

People's Daily: Today, the XX public relations company was seized, and the person in charge of the company was arrested on suspicion of bribery, fraud and extortion, rumor-mongering, and non-legal fundraising......

Shen Qing: The whole world celebrates, I knew when he came to black @ Zhao Yu, it's not that I didn't report it, but the time hasn't come yet! Stop it, sunspots, and be careful that the police uncle will arrest you. / People's Daily: Today, XX public relations company......

Elle: Raise your eyebrows, death sentence! /@老百姓日报: Today, XX PR Agency......

Qu Qian: You're going to be scolded again! / @艾丽: Raise your eyebrows, death penalty!

Qin Hua: When I got up in the morning, I flipped through the calendar and found that we had known each other for 150 days.

There are two pictures, one is the notice of Huadian changing its name to Yuhua, and the other is the transfer agreement of all the shares of Yuhua, Party A Qin Hua, signed by Long Feifeng Dance, and Party B Zhao Yulai, signed blank.

Zhao Yulai: I love you. /@秦华: Wake up in the morning and flip through the calendar......

Day 3.

Qin Hua: You always don't let me shoot you, so I always feel like a paparazzi.

With a picture, Zhao Yulai is sitting at the greasy food stall table, baring his teeth and skewering.

Zhao Yulai: I love you. /@秦华: You always won't let me shoot you......

Cheng Hui: I'll go! You abuse dogs like this every day to make headlines, have you ever considered the feelings of dogs? /@秦华: You always won't let me shoot you.

Day 4.

Qin Hua: As long as I can be by your side, even if I just see your back, it's good.

The picture is Elle's wedding reception, Zhao Yulai, who is wearing a T-shirt and shorts, throws Qu Qian, who was carried upside down by him, into the sea.

Qu Qian: Oh mom! My image! I need crisis PR! /@秦华: As long as I can be around you, even if it's just to see your back, it's fine.

Zhao Yulai: I love you. /@秦华: As long as I can be by your side, even if I only see your back, it's good.

I'm not Ji Ze: It's not Zhao Yulai on the right. / @赵雨来: Love you. /@秦华: As long as it can be by your side, even if it is ......

……

Day 10.

Qin Hua: I rarely listen to pop music, but I can listen to your songs a hundred times without getting tired.

In the picture, Zhao Yulai, who was wearing a cocktail eye patch, sat on the high chair on the stage, holding the microphone and singing affectionately.

Zhao Yulai: Love you / @秦华: I rarely listen to pop music......

I'm Ji Ze: You're not Zhao Yulai! @赵雨来.

Xia Fan: →_→/@我是纪泽: You're not Zhao Yulai! @赵雨来.

……

Day 15.

Qin Hua: I bought back the house you sold, but you are gone.

In the picture, Zhao Yulai, who is shirtless and wearing pants, is cleaning up the plates on the dining table.

Zhao Yulai: I love you. /@秦华: I ...... the house you sold

Shen Qing: Convinced! / @赵雨来: Love you. /@秦华: The ...... you sold

I'm Ji Ze: @赵雨来, this number is the essence of @Qinhua.

Mo Yu is a prince: [laughing and crying], Ze Shao, I will obey you! /@我是纪泽: @赵雨来, this number is Qin Hua's essence.

……

Day 18.

Qin Hua: It's autumn, where are you? You're not cold.

In the accompanying picture, the night view of Sijiu City, cars come and go, and the city is full of neon.

Zhao Yulai: I love you. / @秦华: It's autumn, where are you? Are you cold or not?

I'm Ji Ze: You're not @赵雨来, you're not @赵雨来, you're not @赵雨来.

According to the words of netizens, I can make up 100,000 words in my brain for every Weibo of the little prince, and there are ups and downs, there are tensions and relaxations, and ten days are already the most popular modern documentary pure love feature.

According to Weibo's official statistics, since Qin Hua and Zhao Yulai came out, they have been squeezed by a letter for more than a year, and the data has been declining to Weibo again, and the data has risen by one percent.

Even if it turns out later that all this is just the little prince directing and acting himself, each Weibo still has at least 800,000 comments and retweets, which is breathtaking.

The mood of people in the entertainment industry can be imagined, at the beginning, in order to grab an exclusive, although they knew that Zhao Yulai was basically impossible to be interviewed, they still frantically called Zhao Yulai, and found that it was an empty number, and they were confused. Countless younger brothers were scolded by the boss and cried and fainted in the toilet.

"What are you doing every day, Zhao Yulai changed his mobile phone number, you don't know, you're still messing around in this circle, go home and farm!"

Then, they found that Zhao Yulai did not change his number, but took a long vacation, and no one could be found at all, Gu Qiang was forced to cry, and he couldn't find anyone.

Can you believe it? Zhao Yulai forced the little prince to divide it, and it was also amazing for the gold lord to come to this one. Looking at the group of dogs who were abused to death on Weibo, the senior entertainment reporters complained in private, and at the same time broke their knees countless times in unknown directions.

A well-known depression expert like Shu Zhao would not dare to appear in Qin's, after all, if someone guesses something casually, it will be a major event that will cause a sensation in the Chinese market economy every minute. So after he knew that Qin Hua was on a business trip, he asked the return time and waited for Qin Hua directly in the parking lot.

Qin Hua was busy, and Shu Zhao couldn't make an appointment, but it was enough to drive from the airport to Qin's for more than an hour.

Qin Hua pulled the car door and sat in the co-pilot, and when he was wearing a seat belt, Shu Zhao turned his head to take a look, and found that Qin Hua actually had a ruddy face and a very energetic look, where was it like a depressed patient should be haggard and languishing.

Shu Zhao is not untouched with smiling depression patients, but it is amazing to be able to pretend to be like Qin Hua, but the more like this, the more dangerous it is, once the onset of the disease, it will completely collapse in minutes and directly result in his own rhythm.

"What's the matter? Brother. Qin Hua asked while flipping through the email while holding the iPad.

"What else am I looking for you?!" Shu Zhao's tone was also extremely helpless, to be honest, he really didn't want to find Qin Hua, he said: "Zhao Yulai is operating that Weibo, right?" ”

"Yes." Qin Hua nodded.

"You ......," Shu Zhao said, "You didn't hallucinate, did you?" ”

This sentence finally aroused Qin Hua's idea, he looked up from the email, looked at Shu Zhao, hesitated, and said, "You don't suspect me of schizophrenia, right?" Depression has nothing to do with schizophrenia, so you won't be unaware of such basic common sense. ”

"Of course I do." Shu Zhao said: "I am really worried about your current mental state, if Mr. Stuart knows that the first time his favorite student in recent years came to me was just a nervous breakdown caused by sexual orientation problems and special sexual needs, the second time it became depression, and the third time it was directly schizophrenia, he would directly apply for the revocation of my license." ”

"Anyway, you haven't treated me, it's none of your business."

"Is that why I don't want to treat you? I said that you will take the next sentence and give you a test, and you will fill in the correct answer directly when the exam is taken, how can I treat you? ”

Saying this, it seemed that he was wrong, Qin Hua felt that he still needed to comfort a few words, and he said very seriously: "Senior brother, I think you are the best depression expert in the world. ”

Fine hair! Not! Say! Wear! Force!

"Really, no hallucinations?"

"Nope."

"No second personality?"

"It's really unprofessional for you to ask directly."

"I'd like to push it a little higher, will you give me a chance?"

"There is no second personality."

"So you let the whole world know that you have a good one, and Zhao Yu came to ......"

"Brush up on presence."

Qin Hua put down the iPad and said seriously: "He has been in this circle for too long, and sometimes he wakes up in the middle of the night and swipes Weibo before sleeping." And he, a patient with post-traumatic stress disorder, if he is busy, he must not sleep well, believe it or not, he dreams of me every night now, and he is probably going to die of annoyance. ”

"So, you're going to annoy him if you can't find him?"

"That's right, I can't let him forget about me anyway, otherwise who will treat me?!"

"Do you really think he can be cured?"

"I really think. Only he can be cured. I think I forgot to tell you that he had cured me of my nervous breakdown, which I had because I couldn't accept my sexual orientation and particular needs, which shows that he was a better psychiatrist than you. ”

"Because he is big enough to live long enough?"

"It's very unprofessional for you to talk to your patients like that."

"It doesn't matter, anyway, I'm said by my junior brother to be a parallel psychologist who is worse than an amateur psychologist, so I don't charge for it today."

Zhao Yulai was about to collapse, a set of inexplicable data represented him to confess to the little pervert every day, knowing that this was not him at all, he didn't pay attention to it at all, and then the whole world knew that it was not him, but he still couldn't bear it!

When he got up every morning and saw his name on the hot spot, it really made Zhao Yulai scratch his heart and lungs, and even put his hand on the computer screen to cut out the line.

Of course, this is not the most unbearable, the most unbearable thing is that Zhao Yulai dreams of a small metamorphosis every night, dreaming that he turned a Pegasus meteor fist into a meteor, ten minutes later, the little metamorphosis fell from the sky, he took another set of Foshan shadowless feet, kicked the little metamorphosis into a pig's head, vomited blood thirty liters, and then, he ran fifty meters, jumped up, fell, and hit the heart of the little pervert with his hand, the little pervert's face turned pale, and he stretched out his hand, but he wouldn't care. Don't hesitate to pick up the pants of the little metamorphosis, move forward, move forward!

The little pervert kept shouting, "Brother, let me go."

No way!

"Brother, I was wrong."

You haven't realized your mistake yet.

"Brother, I can't stand it."

If you knew today, why bother in the first place?! I love you too! You're cute in the ass, you know?

"Brother, you're so powerful, I'm dying."

It's good to know that it's powerful, but it's useless to pat yourself on the back.

"Brother! Elder brother! Brother!"

You can't call Daddy!

"The rain is coming! The rain is coming! The rain is coming!"

Call Daddy!

"The rain is coming! The rain is coming! The rain is coming!"

Call Daddy! Do you hear that?

"Is the rain coming? When the rain comes, come and open the door for me."

Something strange seems to have gotten in?

Zhao Yulai opened his eyes, looked at the ceiling and was stunned for a minute, then jumped up in horror in his wet pants and ran to the window to stick out his head.

Outside the window, Qiu Weicheng, who was holding a trolley box, stood outside the fence of Zhao Yulai's yard with a smile on his face, waving his arms vigorously: "The rain is coming!" Come and open the door for me! I brought you roast duck! ”

Who would find you missing more than a decade later because of your random phrase "I'll come here when I retire"?

Someone who has loved you for more than ten years.

Anyway, it won't be a pervert who has known you for less than half a year, knows that you are a psychopath and wants to annoy you to death (.)