Let's talk about Brother Zhao's affair first.

To a certain extent, Zhao Yulai is really a somewhat dull person, Big Buck has been eating at a table with Zhao Yulai at noon every day for a week, and hundreds of people in the whole town know that Big Buck is pursuing the new Chinese people from the town, and laughing about it after dinner, Zhao Yulai doesn't realize at all that this big man of one hundred and fifty kilograms likes him.

Of course, this can't be completely blamed on Zhao Yulai, after all, in Zhao Yulai's life in the past thirty-two years, Qiu Weicheng is the most subtle among the suitors, but basically everyone knows about it. Big Buck's regular pursuit of squatting every day, eating together, chatting about gas, and chatting about pets, Zhao Yulai couldn't get the point at all.

Of course, Zhao Yulai still felt Big Buck's hospitality, but he classified this as the reason why he bought all the high-end cat supplies in Big Buck's store at once.

In fact, Big Buck is a good person, simple and cheerful, like most people in the town, living in such a group of people, Zhao Yulai feels unprecedented peace of mind, even if he is bored, he still feels at ease, it should be good to live here for fifty years and then die.

So for Big Buck's enthusiasm, although Zhao Yulai sometimes feels a little excessive, he regards this as an entry point for him to integrate into the town, and he does not show boredom.

Then, after dinner one day, on the way home from Big Buck's return to the pet store and Zhao Yulai, Big Buck asked Zhao Yulai to go to the bar together in the evening.

"Hey! The beer there is good, you can't drink it anywhere else. There are also some nice guys that you can meet. Big Buck said.

Zhao Yulai asked, "Are there any Chinese?" ”

"There seem to be very few Chinese." After Big Buck finished speaking, he was afraid that Zhao Yu would not come, he said, "But what does it matter? I'm here, isn't it? ”

Hearing that there were few Chinese, Zhao Yulai agreed, and promised to go to Big Buck's store in the afternoon to find him.

Zhao Yulai is not a man with strong needs, even when he was in his early twenties, he didn't open meat for half a year, but he couldn't stop eating meat almost every day in recent months, and suddenly the soup was gone, Zhao Yulai was a little unbearable, he felt that he probably needed to solve it.

Is there a conspiracy of this cliff to be a little perverted! Zhao Yu came to see through the big pit that came out of the closet, but he still fell into the huge pit that lured Brother Zhao with warm water!

That night, Big Buck wore a pink tight T-shirt with a heart-shaped low-cut collar, if this dress was worn by a small pervert, it was estimated that it would be so perverted that Zhao Yulai couldn't get out of bed the next day, but it was worn on a nearly 150-kilogram Big Buck, and Zhao Yulai's hand that beckoned Big Buck to get on the car stuck out of the car window froze directly in mid-air and didn't move for five seconds.

The main reason is that the barrage in his brain is brushed too fast and too much, and Zhao Yulai is a little stuck.

"Sleep.........

Five seconds later, Big Buck twisted his waist and sat on Zhao Yulai's co-pilot, blushing and asking, "How do I look?" ”

Zhao Yulai said decisively and sincerely: "You are the queen tonight!!"

There is no sense of disobedience! Does it sound like the earth is round? Nonsense! Brother Zhao is an all-round actor in the entertainment industry, and he is an acting school!

The bar Big Buck said was on the edge of the neighboring city, and it took about an hour to drive, and it was about eight o'clock when Zhao Yulai and Big Buck arrived.

A mid-rise building that is some years old, with a few dilapidated cars parked scattered downstairs, when Zhao Yulai stepped on the iron staircase built outside the building, he couldn't help but look down and worry a little about the safety of his shiny Grand Cherokee.

The bar was on the second floor, and when he opened the door, a strong smell of male hormones made Zhao Yulai take a step back.

Just sniffed with his nose, Zhao Yulai knew that the fire protection of this bar was unqualified, and Zhao Yulai wanted to call Mi Jiu. However, it seems that there is no such thing as a unit.

This bar has a metal theme, and the tables, chairs, and bar counters are all metal, which is inevitably rusty because of its age.

When Big Buck and Zhao Yulai walked in, two men on the stage with only a small piece of cloth the size of a slap were twisting their farts around the steel pipe. Big Buck led Zhao Yulai to the bar and sat down, ordered two beers, and then went to the bathroom.

"I'll be back soon, Lee." Big Buck said as he left.

Zhao Yulai responded casually and took a sip of beer. It's good, at least the beer is really good.

Sitting on a high chair with a beer glass in hand, Zhao Yulai squinted at the people in the bar. The relationship between racial differences, the people here are obviously one size bigger than the Chinese people, the relationship between cultural differences, whether it is the posture language or the eyes of the people here reveal more and more fruitful desires.

Even in today's Huaxia, the people in Gay's bar are very presumptuous, but they are still more reserved than the people here. This is also very good, the primitive desire is exactly what Zhao Yulai wants.

Zhao Yulai had just swallowed a sip of wine, and in less than thirty seconds, a brown-haired Caucasian appeared in front of Zhao Yulai.

"Big Buck said he found the best man to bring here, and that was you?" The man said.

Zhao Yulai looked at the man in front of him with his usual inspection gaze, his waist was a little thick, his legs were a little thick, and there was a little more hair on his arms, so it can be seen that the leg hair was estimated to be half a catty, and the pores on his face were too big. But in this hellish place, this kind of goods should be considered good.

"Just kidding, but I guess he's just going to bring me today." Zhao Yulai smiled, raised his chin slightly, and looked careless.

Zhao Yulai has a very beautiful neck curve, slightly convex Adam's apple, very sexy, there was a small metamorphosis attack, pressed Zhao Yulai's neck and licked it for half an hour, Zhao Yulai thought several times that the little metamorphosis was finally going to show his original form and assimilate him into a vampire.

"My name is James." The man reached out and grabbed Zhao Yulai's shoulder.

"You can call me Lee." Zhao Yulai reached out and teased the man's ear.

The feel is a little poor, it's okay, after all, it should be free of money, and Zhao Yulai's advantage is that he is not picky.

James, who was teased, immediately understood and pulled Zhao Yu to come and leave, towards a hidden corner of the bar. Zhao Yulai noticed it when he first came in that corner, there were always people coming in and out, and Zhao Yulai estimated that it might be another door of the bar.

"Hey! I've got to talk to Big Buck. Zhao Yu said.

"You're not his little cub!" James said with a smile.

White people can't always read the age of Orientals accurately, and Zhao Yulai suspects that he may be a college student in the eyes of this man.

It doesn't matter, let everyone happily be each other's inflatable dolls, and don't worry too much about other issues.

The corridor is a bit long, Zhao Yulai shook off James's hand and followed behind him, from time to time someone inside would come out and pass by Zhao Yulai, shaking his crotch with obscene eyes.

Zhao Yulai had a cold face and squinted his eyes, and he had a bad premonition, because he smelled discord.

At the end of the corridor was a dirty curtain, so dirty that Zhao Yulai didn't dare to reach out and touch it, so he lowered his head and went in directly when James lifted the curtain.

And then......

Zhao Yulai was shocked by the pieces of white flesh in front of him.

It's not a piece, two pieces, three and a half pounds, but the whole house!

Zhao Yulai always thought that he had seen the world, but he was really shocked, and at this time he remembered that he had watched a same-sex drama in the United States, where there was a connected big room in the bar, called a bathhouse, and if the male protagonist was in a hurry, he would find a good person to solve it there directly. When I watched it, Zhao Yulai sighed that the people of the United States really know how to play, but now that I really see it, Zhao Yulai is completely speechless.

This is too challenging Zhao Yulai's bottom line, he just wants to find an inflatable doll, he doesn't want to play so big, and playing like this in the country of rice, where the A-word prefix is flooded, isn't he looking for death?

Zhao Yulai turned around and left, but was immediately stopped by James.

"Hey! Where to? James said.

Zhao Yulai originally wanted to say, "Go to the hotel, I'll pay for the room", but he suddenly had a little unappetizing. However, just when Zhao Yulai was thinking about how to get out tactfully, he was pulled aside by a force.

"He's mine." Big Buck raised his big fist at James as if it were threatening.

The words are very domineering, and it would be perfect if the person speaking was not a fat man in a pink heart-shaped low-cut collar skinny T-shirt.

Apparently James didn't take Big Buck seriously either, he showed a disdainful expression, looking at Big Buck like looking at a real pig, he pretended to be chic and spread his hands and said, "No kidding, Big Buck, trust me, no one will take a fancy to a pig." ”

After saying this, the dozen or so lumps of meat in the room laughed in their busy schedules, and some even whistled.

Big Buck turned his head to look at Zhao Yulai, Zhao Yulai felt that he probably needed to say something as the source of the dispute in such a situation, but he didn't know what to say for a while, so he was silent for two seconds, and these two seconds were enough for Big Buck to go berserk.

With all his strength, Big Buck's fat fist swung at James.

And then......

Not even a single hair of James was touched, and nearly one hundred and fifty kilograms of his body slammed into the ground under the action of inertia.

Zhao Yulai saw that this was not good, and hurriedly wanted to help Big Buck up, but James's movements were faster than Zhao Yulai's, and he was closer to Big Buck, so Zhao Yulai watched James's Martin boots kick Big Buck's body, Big Buck screamed, and more than a dozen lumps of meat in the room laughed.

"!!"

This time it was not a barrage, Zhao Yulai finally failed to maintain his image of a leisurely and indifferent retired old man, and directly exploded, although no one present understood.

Zhao Yulai's fist was almost one-third smaller than Big Buck's fist, but after he punched James in the face, James fell directly to the ground, humming silently, and it took a long time to struggle to get up and want to pounce on Zhao Yulai, Zhao Yulai directly raised his leg and kicked him, completely put the person down, and he didn't struggle anymore.

It is said that Caucasian men are strong, Zhao Yulai feels that he is not as strong as the beggar uncle he met under the overpass more than ten years ago, what a thing! Change the small metamorphosis to estimate that one punch will be unconscious.

Reaching out and pulling Big Buck up from the ground with difficulty, in the completely stunned gaze of a dozen lumps of meat, Zhao Yulai was arrogant, despised all beings, and left the most disgusting bar Zhao Yulai had ever entered in his life.

It wasn't until he sat in his baby Grand Cherokee and left with a bang that Zhao Yulai breathed a sigh of relief.

"Oh Mom! If you don't know the place well, I'm afraid that someone will call a group of brothers to surround and suppress you, Nima can't help but know this ghost place."

It still takes more than an hour to drive back from the bar. It was a bit sad to drive for more than an hour, stay for less than 20 minutes, beat up a person, and then drive back for more than an hour. Zhao Yulai pressed the window and lit a cigarette.

Five minutes after the car drove out, the co-pilot's Big Buck began to cry.

"I'm sorry, Lee." Big Buck sobbed.

"It's okay, it's not your fault." Zhao Yulai responded casually.

"I just want them to see if anyone will like me." Big Buck sobbed loudly.

"Actually, you can just tell me." Zhao Yulai discovered a long time ago that the more stupid a person is, the more difficult it is for him to understand, because he can never guess what the other party is thinking in his head, on the contrary, like a little pervert, he can calculate when the other party will owe grass.

In fact, Zhao Yulai thinks that the most important thing for those who are not very smart is to learn to speak clearly, but because they are too stupid, basically this requirement is difficult for them to complete.

And now, about Big Buck, Zhao Yulai has basically guessed a complete story, which is probably a stupid big gay who has been looked down upon since he was a child, looked down upon by heterosexuals, and despised by homosexuals, and wants to borrow an outsider to find a place, which turns out to be a tragic story.

Big Buck was sobbing louder and louder, Zhao Yulai had half of the paper on the car, and the co-pilot's floor mat was full of snot-stained paper.

While Zhao Yulai was a little disgusted and upset, he felt that he should comfort the other party out of humanitarian spirit.

"Actually, you're not bad-looking." Zhao Yu said: "If you are willing to endure some hardship, none of the people in it are as good as you." If you need it, I can make a training plan for you, stick to it for half a year, and ensure that you are loved by everyone, and you don't know who to choose to accompany you at night. Zhao Yu said.

"Really?" Big Buck stopped crying for a moment, looked at Zhao Yulai and said seriously: "If I do what you say to lose weight, will you be willing to be with me in half a year?" ”

Zhao Yulai glanced at Big Buck quickly in disbelief, and then turned his head without a trace to look ahead and continue driving.

"! This bear is actually like me! Can I apply for a rewind, when I haven't said anything?"

An hour later, Zhao Yulai left Big Buck in front of the pet store and fled in the car. When I got home, I took a shower, fell asleep, and my last thought before going to bed was to hope for world peace.

The next morning, Zhao Yulai ran for breakfast as usual, and then turned on the computer to watch the news.

"Qin Hua and Zhao Yulai came out publicly"

In the picture, Qin Hua and Zhao Yulai are wearing couple shirts and riding couple bicycles on the most beautiful bicycle path in the country, but no matter how beautiful the scenery is, it can't be more beautiful than the sweet smile of the two.

It must be the wrong way to get up, Zhao Yulai decided to go back and sleep again and get up again, and then he will find that all this is an illusion.

He's retired, so he really doesn't need to grab the headlines anymore, beg to be let go! (.)