Chapter 20 Bullying the Teacher I Can't Read, Am I?

The morning class was spent in a sea of boring exams and questions, and finally it was time for lunch to eat. Mu Feixue was very anxious and pulled Mo Yun, Peng Jianhao and Li Siyan towards the cafeteria, she was in a hurry to finish eating and let Mo Yun teach her kung fu.

Mo Yun was also very happy, because what he thought of yesterday that he was going to teach Mu Feixue was impossible to practice without help at first, and if he helped, hehehe......

Oops, evil......

A few people walked towards the cafeteria with a smile and a smile, and as soon as they arrived at the door of the cafeteria, they bumped into the head teacher, Mr. Zhang.

"Lao Zhang, you are so fast, have you finished eating so soon?" Mo Yun said in surprise,

Usually Zhang Buyuan doesn't have any shelves, Mo Yun and they communicate with him in private, and Lao Zhang and Lao Zhang are used to it.

"Mo Yun boy, hurry up, come to me after eating!" Zhang Buyuan looked at Mo Yun, snorted from his nose, and left with his hands behind his back.

"What's wrong with Lao Zhang?" Mo Yun touched his nose and said suspiciously.

"No, old man, that thing you wrote in class in the morning doesn't make sense, right?" Peng Jianhao smiled, a little gloating.

Mo Yun looked at Zhang Buyuan's back, a little confused. To be honest, he really can't remember what he wrote in the morning, he only knows that he is immersed in memories, what he thinks of and what he writes, and how he really forgets, is it really a mess?

"Probably not, right? If it really didn't work, Lao Zhang would have scolded him a long time ago, would he still be so polite? Li Siyan shook her head, "Mo Yun, you should go later." ”

"Teacher Zhang is really, if you don't call it in the morning, you don't call it late, you have to call it at this time!" Mu Feixue pouted angrily, "Mo Yun, hurry up and settle Lao Zhang, you still have to teach me, don't cheat!" ”

After eating, Mo Yun went directly to Lao Zhang's office, originally Li Siyan was going to go back to the classroom to do her homework, but she was ruthlessly dragged by Mu Feixue to the small garden yesterday, and even Peng Jianhao was not let go, and was pulled to be strong.

Mu Feixue is called stepping on the field and moving first.

Speaking of Mo Yun's side, he touched his nose and stood in front of the door of the office of the Chinese teaching and research group suspiciously, raised his hand and knocked on the door.

"Come in." It was Zhang Buyuan's voice.

Mo Yun pushed open the door and found that Zhang Buyuan was alone inside, and he was relieved, even if he was embarrassed, no one saw it, he walked over with a big grin, pulled over a chair and sat in front of Zhang Buyuan, and asked with a smile: "Dear Di Lao Zhang, what are you looking for a student for me?" ”

Zhang Buyuan raised his head and glanced at him, his expression was a little strange, but he didn't speak, took two manuscript papers from the side, and threw them in front of Mo Yun: "You can take a look first." Here's what you wrote in the morning. ”

Sure enough, this is it! Mo Yun took the manuscript paper with a sad face, he couldn't really write a mess and provoked Lao Zhang to lose his temper, right?

Unfolded, Mo Yun lowered his head and glanced over, and when he saw it, he was stunned.

The manuscript paper is elegantly written throughout the paper...... Seal script?

Belch...... Mo Yun was dumbfounded, why was it Xiao Seal? Damn, it won't be Lao Tzu who wrote this article with a small seal in a daze, right? Now this oolong is big......

Mo Yun immediately felt his head buzz up, how can this be explained? A little high school student actually wrote such a small seal?

"I said that you kid bullied the teacher and I don't know how to read, right? Even if you have nothing to do and learn the small seal, you don't have to show off to me! Zhang Buyuan said extremely unhappily, "Do you know that the exam essay must be written in standardized modern Chinese?" Aren't you afraid that I'll give you a zero score if I'm upset? ”

"Uh, Lao Zhang, it's definitely a misunderstanding! Misunderstand! Mo Yun immediately borrowed the slope to get off the donkey, and his mind turned, "I know that Mr. Zhang, you are rich and five cars are only eight buckets high, how can it be difficult for this small seal to get you?" What, your topic is half-literate and half-white, and I will also take the opportunity to write a half-literate and half-white, isn't it obvious that there is an ancient style with a small seal! Don't you mind ......."

"I don't mind, I don't mind, I am also happy that your kid has taught himself such a beautiful little seal in this impetuous society." Zhang Buyuan smiled and shook his head, "Don't put a high hat on me from your kid, I think your kid is hidden!" Also, your kid has a lot of tone, look at the last sentence 'Look at the wind and clouds, a pot of wine in the world', do you plan to rebel? ”

"Hehe, didn't I write it casually, I didn't mean anything else......" Mo Yun smiled, but he was thinking in his heart, the Three Realms of the world were actually his for a long time, rebellion? Did he rebel against himself?

"Write it down? Hmph......" Lao Zhang glared at him unceremoniously, "Your article is full of emotion and reminiscence, you kid is young, where did you come from so many insights and reflections on life?" ”

"What ...... then," Mo Yun stubbornly continued to grin, "Lao Zhang, do you know Chinese starting point?" There are many novels in it with these plots, the so-called familiar reading of 300 Tang poems, can't compose poems and chant, that's the same! ”

"Fart you!" Lao Zhang scolded unceremoniously, "Novels are always novels, do you think I can't see if this is disease-free ** or is it a feeling?" If you have this level of nonsense, you still have a to learn! ”

Anyway, there is no one else in the office, Zhang Buyuan blew his beard and glared at Mo Yun, and he was not afraid of being laughed at.

"Uh, really, Lao Zhang, I really scribbled it, who made your question too perverted? I wrote it as a novel, I can't take it seriously......" Mo Yun insisted and didn't let go.

Can you do it if you don't bite to it? If you admit that this is your true emotion, it will be even more impossible to explain!

"What, Lao Zhang, you came to me for this matter, right? Hey, why don't I rewrite it again? That's all for now, right? I'm going back to my homework. "Mo Yun is going to slip away.

"Don't plan to slip away, it's not over yet!" Lao Zhang glared at him angrily, then pulled the manuscript paper, flipped through it, drew a sentence with a red pen, and then said quite seriously, "Mo Yun, don't blame Mr. Zhang for my talking." It is true that at your age, you are lustful and admire Shaoai, it is the time for youth to sprout, but now it is the third year of high school, and the college entrance examination is approaching, although you have good grades, you can't be distracted! If you want to fall in love and like a girl, then everything will wait until you are admitted to college! Got it? ”

Mo Yun was in the fog by what Lao Zhang said, touched his nose and smiled bitterly: "Lao Zhang, what are you talking about, I seem to be in early love!" ”

"It's easy to get old, only a few times do you have to be cold and hot? Shaohua has white hair, a lifetime together, no abandonment and no regrets! Zhang Buyuan read out the crossed sentence, "What a tenderness is like water and is stronger than Jin, look at this sentence again, 'Yi people are in their hearts, and they have no regrets after waiting for a thousand years; Full of tenderness, just to meet and get to know each other', tell me, which girl did you kid fall in love with? ”

"Copied from, copied from, Lao Zhang, don't take it seriously!" Mo Yun was sweating profusely.

"Copied? Where did you copy it? Lao Zhang snorted, "Don't tell me what kind of network or what kind of network, or you can introduce it to me, which book has these things you wrote?" ”

"Uh......"

"You kid, don't you think I've been teaching for decades, and you boys and girls still can't understand the minds?" Lao Zhang glared at Mo Yun, "Whether you make a move or not, let me tell you, if you want to fall in love until college, now is not the time!" I'll tell you......"

In the end, Mo Yun escaped from the office sweating profusely. Lao Zhang launched a saliva attack, which was even more powerful than those uncles and aunts, and turned over the side to cite examples and bitter words, Mo Yun who listened to it couldn't wait to raise the white flag and surrender, and finally Mo Yun raised his hand and swore to the gods and Buddhas, and made a big poisonous oath to promise never to fall in love, and Lao Zhang let him go.

But it seems that Mo Yunfa's poisonous oath doesn't work, what if he swears on the front foot, and violates it on the back foot? Which of these gods and Buddhas who doesn't have long eyes dares to come over to embarrass him?

"Hehe, it seems that swearing is still quite effective, who doesn't believe me in the future, Lao Tzu will swear to the two old boys of the Jade Emperor, one will be caught!" Mo Yun walked all the way towards the small garden, muttering all the way, "Lao Tzu swears to them, it's not like fart!" ”

As soon as Mo Yun arrived at the small garden, he heard Peng Jianhao's ghost crying wolf howl from inside, and when he walked in to take a look, he found that Mu Feixue was pressing Peng Jianhao's back and helping him pull his ligaments.

His knees were tense, and his hands were on the ground. Peng Jianhao usually hasn't pulled the ligament at all, so he can't help but cry wolf.

"Hey, hey, hey, Lao Yun, you're here, save your brother!" Peng Jianhao rushed down with his big head, and when he saw Mo Yun coming, he immediately wailed and shouted, "If you are a little later, brother, I will go to see the king of Hades!" ”

"Isn't it just a ligament, as for you to be called like this!" Mu Feixue let go of Peng Jianhao disdainfully, "You're not as powerful as Yanyan!" She could have touched her chin to her knees! I think you're just underpracticed! ”

Peng Jianhao sat down on the ground all of a sudden, lying on the grass on all fours, ignoring the yellow straw sticks poking people, and complained: "Can it be compared? Can this be compared? The squad leader, she has practiced dancing, and I am a bear child, can this be compared! ”

"Xiaoxue is right, you kid is too weak, it's a shame for me, I decided, you have to follow the practice!" Mo Yun didn't say a word, and directly followed Mu Feixue's words and betrayed his brother.

"Damn, Lao Yun, you have the opposite sex and no humanity!" Peng Jianhao lay on the ground and howled, "Lao Tzu doesn't do it!" Don't even do it if you kill Lao Tzu! ”

"Ignore this slacker, Mo Yun, let's start, what are you going to teach me? Standing on the pile? Boxing? Mu Feixue said to Mo Yun excitedly.

"NoNoNo, these are weak, what I want to teach you is not these simple things!" Mo Yun shook his head, stretched out a hand, and said the name he had come up with for a night, "What I want to teach you is the ninth set of military gymnastics!" ”