"Boom~"

With the sound of explosions at the base, I slowly left the keyboard with both hands, looked at the bright red word "failure" on the computer, and smiled bitterly.

"There's no way, I, Chen Ze, am not a god, so I can't take you. ”

At this time, a white dialog box appears in the lower right corner of the screen: "You were ...... for deliberately giving away someone's head"

"Damn, didn't you just die twenty-seven times! As for reporting me?"

I lit a cigarette, took a deep breath, shook my head, and said, "The world ...... I really don't like it. ”

"Then I'll take you to the Otherworld. "A white light flashed, and in front of me appeared an old man in a black robe with a somewhat European appearance.

"I, I, I...... !" I was so scared that I almost fell out of my chair.

"Uncle, who are you? This trick has become ...... 666Ah, you wait, I'll bring you tea. ”

"Where are you running!" the old man grabbed me, smiled evilly, and said, "Boy, how about the old man take you to the other world to pretend to be a coercion?"

"Otherworld?" I widened my eyes like lanterns, my eyes rolled around, and then, all kinds of cool texts from otherworldly pretenses appeared in my mind.

"Okay!ha!I didn't expect me, me, me, a dick, and today!" I excitedly took the old man's hand and said, "Where are we going?"

"It's a long way, the car said, get in the car!" the old man said, a white light appeared around the two, and then the two disappeared.

Moments later, the two appeared on an altar beneath which knelt a group of men dressed in medieval European costumes.

"I ...... Damn!!" I began to tremble with excitement.

"Hehe, how can the old man trick you?" the old man looked around, then wiped his beard and said, "Well, in this world, you are a god, an omnipotent god!

"That's so cool! I'm about to pretend to be forced!" I shook my fist excitedly.

The old man smiled slightly, and said, "How is it? Does it feel like all this is fake?"

I slammed my mouth, couldn't hide my smile, and said, "Yes...... Poof, hahaha! yes! I can't believe it, hahaha!"

"That's right if I don't believe it! Because I'm kidding you! You're still a dick!"

Me: "......"

"Then I have something to do, let's go first, I wish you a good time!" the old man disappeared.

Me: "Hmm...... Huh? Ah???h

I scratched my head and said, "I...... Isn't it being tricked? What kind of fuss is this?"

At this moment, under the altar, a rickety old man looked up, and when he saw me, he shouted excitedly: "Look, everyone!

After he finished speaking, everyone raised their heads, looked at me and shouted excitedly, "True God!

I looked at the excited villagers below, a little flustered, at this time, the village chief, with the support of others, slowly walked up to the altar, came to me, with tears in his eyes, trembling all over, and slowly stretched out his hand to my face.

"Great, uncle, take it easy. ”

"Smack!" the village chief slapped me.

"I'm leaning on you!" I stared.

"It's true! it's true! It's not a phantom, it's real!" the village chief knelt down again.

"What the hell am I ...... Forget it, depending on your age, I don't care about you. I looked around and thought, "What's going on? Where is this?" Forget it, let's find a way to go back.

"Hey, old man. "I picked up the village chief.

"What does the true god command?" the village chief seemed to be excited.

"Well, sir, where is this?" I asked.

The village chief bowed to me and said, "Back to the true god, this is the Burlun Continent, the Holy Judgment Country, the third district, Kengsini Village."

"Kill me?" I scratched my head and continued, "You know that...... How do you get to Huaxia?"

After hearing this, the village chief pulled off his beard, squinted his eyes, and said with a confident smile: "Back to the true god, I don't know." ”

"Is it so calm? I don't know why you're smiling so confidently! Forget it, I'll find a way to go back myself." With that, I walked down the altar, and as soon as I got below, the villagers surrounded me.

"You ...... What are you going to do?" I stopped.

"Where are you going, God, are you leaving, aren't you supposed to be here to guard us?" the village chief slowly walked down the altar.

I smiled helplessly and said, "Uncle, I'm not a true god, I'm just ......."

"What! You're not! Then you're a monster! Quick! Axe Ready!"

"Don't, don't, just kidding! I am, I am!" I hurriedly grabbed the village chief, who smiled and said, "We know that the true God is making us happy." After speaking, he turned around and shouted, "That, Erzhuzi, put away the knife." ”

I saw a big man with a big waist and a full beard in the crowd, and put away his knife.

Dahan found out I was looking at him, and he ...... Blushed.

Me: "......"

What the hell is going on! Where is this? I want to go home! Mommy I want to go home! I couldn't help but cry when I thought about it.

Seeing this, the village chief said cautiously: "True God, are you missing your hometown? ”

"Count it as a human to speak. I wiped my tears.

The village chief sighed and said, "Don't worry, God, we will serve you well, just tell us what you want to eat, and when the crisis is over, you can go back." ”

"I want to eat...... Wait!" I put down my hand, looked at the village chief and asked, "What crisis?"

At this time, a man rushed into the crowd, came to the village chief, and shouted breathlessly: "Village...... Oh no!"

"Don't you see the true god there!" said the village chief, picking up his cane and striking the man on the head.

When the man heard this, he turned his head to look at me, looked me from head to toe, and then fell to his knees and said, "God has saved us!

"No, it's ......," I looked at the village chief.

The village chief smiled and said, "This is the crisis I am talking about, it's okay, you can definitely solve it, God." ”

I smiled wryly and said, "I ...... Can you explain that I'm a little confused, what kind of enemy?

The village chief nodded and said, "It's the Holy Knights of the Empire, and they're coming to destroy us." ”

I lowered my head and thought for a while, and said, "Strategy games, it's okay, I'm good at it, isn't it just arranging troops." ”

I looked at the village chief and asked, "That, the two armies are fighting, I have to know the strength of both sides, let me ask you, how many of us are?"

"Less than a hundred. ”

"What about the enemy?"

"An army of 100,000. ”

"Hahahaha! It's getting late, and my mom is looking for me to come home for dinner. I turned around and was about to leave, when I suddenly heard the sound of horses' hooves coming from the direction of the village.

"The enemy is coming! Bring the true god over!" After the village chief finished speaking, a group of villagers rushed over, picked me up and ran towards the entrance of the village.

"I'm here, I'm ......!"

Before I could react, everyone had already arrived at the entrance of the village.

"Forget it, it's a big deal for us to fight with them...... Hey, what are you doing!"

They left me and retreated to the village...... The gates were also closed.

I kind of understood it at this point...... It's going to pit me to death!

I turned around and looked ahead, where there was a dusty pile of untold soldiers, rushing towards me......