There was dust in front of me, and countless iron horses rushed towards me, and I, like a fool, were there with a pestle, motionless, and my mantis arm was used as a car?

"Click!!" The sound of neat armor colliding, it seems that this is a regular army of some force...... Forget it, it's all the same, anyway, I'm the next one to be beaten.

The army stopped in front of me, lined up, like a great wall, completely blocking my way of life, I looked back and saw that in the village, the village chief was holding a cane and carrying a piece of cloth on it, and he was there...... Flag waving!?

Wait! This cloth seems to be ...... Isn't this a pair of pants!??

At this time, the army moved out of the way, and a man with yellow hair, blue eyes, and a cold face walked out on a white horse.

"You, their god?" the man looked me up and down, then frowned, then fell into deep thought, after a moment he shook his head and beckoned, and the man next to him handed him a silver spear, and the man pointed the spear at me and said, "Head of the Third Order of the Holy See, Emir." ”

"Heh, hehe, the head of Luke's first wave of gold touching regiments, Chen Ze. "My head seems to have gotten lost.

After hearing this, the emir frowned again, he didn't seem to understand, and he hesitated a little when he held the spear.

I walked over slowly, standing in front of the army with blank eyes,

A team of silver-armored iron horsemen, I stood in front of them, the sun shone down, and suddenly I seemed so small.

"Look, God has moved!"

I smiled.

"The true god smiled!" shouted the village chief.

I took a deep breath.

"The true god has done his work!"

I knelt down.

"The true god kneels!"

Everyone: "......"

"Huh......? That's, really, really God?" the village chief asked cautiously.

"Don't talk to me!" I snarled at the village chief.

"That's enough!" roared the emir, who seemed unsure of what we were going to do, and raised his spear, "I don't care what you have to do, anyway, you, ...... today" pointed at me.

"Must die!"

"Click!" said the emir, and everyone in the army raised their weapons.

It's over, it's over! Looks like it's going to be explained here! No...... No! I can't just hang up like that! This is like that!! Thinking of this, I stood up abruptly and roared, "I can't just die like this!"

His move frightened the emir, and the army did not dare to attack.

"Old fellow, didn't you bring me some skills or anything if you threw this at me? What about the golden finger that said it was good? What about the otherworldly pretending to be good?ah?!!" I yelled at the sky.

At this moment, a strong wind suddenly blew, the sky was cloudy, and the war horse seemed to be frightened and began to chirp.

"Hold on to your formation!" shouted the emir.

"Boom!" there was a loud bang, and the sky changed color.

Pink...... Light red ...... Red...... Crimson!

"Heavenly ...... The sky is burning!!" shouted the village chief.

At this moment, the dark clouds of the whole sky were burning with flames, and the whole earth was shrouded in firelight, and the emir looked at the sky and held the spear tightly.

"Look, Commander! Look, there's something in the sky!"

Everyone looked at the sky, and at this moment, a burning meteorite suddenly rushed out from behind the dark clouds, a ...... Two ...... Three, more and more!

"This ...... What is this!" The horses all roared as if they had seen a beast of prey, trying to break free from the reins.

"Don't mess around!" said the emir, looking at me, as if convinced that I had caused all this.

The meteorites flew into the distance, and at this moment, the pocket of the emir suddenly glowed.

"News from the Holy See?" said the emir, pulling out a stone, from which an old voice sounded: "All the Knights...... The Holy See ...... Attacked! Demon ...... It's a demon!"

"Your Excellency, Your Majesty the Pope!!" No matter how much the emir shouted, the stone did not make any more sound.

"Good...... "Emir gritted his teeth, looked at me and said, "So your purpose is the Holy See headquarters, well! you wait!" Emir finished and pulled the reins.

"Retreat! Protect the Holy See!" With that, the army began to retreat.

Going? I'm ...... Survived?

I seemed a little incredulous, but then the emir turned his head, looked at me, and said, "I, evil god, will kill you!"

"Big brother, it's the first time we've met, is it so polite?" I smiled wryly.

When the army withdrew, I breathed a sigh of relief, sat down on the ground, looked up, looked at the still burning sky, stretched out my hands, and said to myself, "This...... I got it?" I said, waving my hand again......

There is no change in the fart!

"That old man is really cheating on me!" I spitted.

"True God, True God!!" the village chief rushed out with the name of the village, lifted me up, threw me into the air, and caught me again.

"Long live the true God! Long live the true God!!" the villagers seemed to think that I had made the vision.

"Alright, alright, let me down!" I said, and the villagers let go of their hands, and I was thrown to the ground.

"I'll wipe you...... Forget it, I don't care about you" I stood up, patted the dust on my body and asked, "By the way, I haven't asked you yet, what did that guy call himself...... They seem to be good people, why should they kill you?"

The village chief smiled and said, "Because we are bad people!"

"Huh?" I froze.

The village chief smiled evilly and continued, "We are the Oblique Sect, and you are our evil god, hehehehe. ”

"Yes, thanks to the evil god's blessing on us, we can do evil, hehehehe. The man who had just delivered the message said.

Hey, uncle! I couldn't help but complain in my mind.

"Alright, in order to celebrate the victory of the evil god, we will hold a living feast tonight!" the village chief said, and the villagers began to cheer.

"The Feast of the Living!?Great! Finally I can eat people again!"

"It's all thanks to the Evil God!"

"Yes, my lord, we'll give you the thighs to eat in the evening!"

......

I'm going crazy now!

No, it can't really be a living person, yes! It can't be, it must be that they have some kind of food called "living people," or maybe the name of this banquet is the living people's feast...... In short, it must not really be human!

In the evening, the village leaders sat in a circle, and the village chief sat next to me, with a huge barbecue grill tied to it in front of them...... People, the essence of the pickpocket, and the oil and cumin sprinkled ...... Good taste.

"I can't stand it anymore!!"