Unbelievable, I actually have to have a life-and-death duel with Luo Hongling.

Looking at Luo Hongling's sleeping face, I can't help but think that after so many days of getting along, I have even blurred the identity position between us. I even forgot that he was the Demon Cultivator Sect Master, and I was the sect master who was the opposite of him.

But this man is willing to fight bloodily for me,

is willing to ignore his self-esteem and repeatedly make shocking declarations and confessions.

He said that these were just for his stratagem, a trick, a trick to lure the enemy, but he fell deeper than anyone else.

"Luo Hongling, if everything you do is a routine, then I am willing to accompany you to perform this routine." I whispered.

"Seriously! Then I'm going to play for a thousand years, 10,000 years, will you also accompany me to act? Luo Hongling suddenly opened his eyes, as bright as a morning star.

"As long as you don't regret it, I'll play with you, why not? Why don't you dare? I said.

I remembered this sentence. Even if you're telling a lie, I'll take it seriously. He suddenly grabbed my hand tightly, "I was born and died for you, but what is the reward?" ”

I leaned down, trying not to touch his wounds.

Luo Hongling's lips are softer than I imagined.

It's just a taste.

"Is it enough in return?" I looked down at him from above.

"Not enough, never enough, what you owe me, you can never pay it back!" His face was red, and his tone was a little unsmooth, "You must never think about that Gu Lengchen again!" Where is he good! He even wants to kill you! ”

"I don't have the kind of relationship you said with him, only the friendship of studying the immortal path together." I said, "Do you believe my explanation?" ”

"I don't believe it! Hum! "He was suddenly tsundere,

The next moment, the conversation changed, "But I won't pursue you anymore - you, go back to your room and sleep!" You don't have to stay with me. ”

"So what do you do if you have to go to the toilet at night? You see, I'm sure I'm all right. "I picked up a night pot and showed it to him.

"I'm not there yet! You go to sleep please! Don't worry about it! "I think he's going to have a blue smoke on his head.

"Did I really go to sleep?"

"Go, go, go! ! He said impatiently.

So I walked to my bedroom.

However, after entering the bedroom, I deliberately closed the bedroom door very loudly, and then quietly opened it, poked my head out to peek at Luo Hongling, only to see him pull the blanket over his head, and let out strange giggles from time to time.

I wonder what his expression is now.

Forget it, don't hit him.

I took out my phone and took a sneak pee in silent mode.

"Gay men stealing fun"

Before dawn the next day, the cursed god packed his bags and prepared to leave.

"Where are you going?" I just got up to go to the bathroom and asked him who was carrying a suitcase and was about to go out.

"I'm going to catch a train and go south to an author symposium and my article won an award.5./books/4/4699/

[Pokemon] lives with a grass snake. The writers' association said they wanted to invite me to join. I wonder if I may become the next Guo Jingmin in the future! The cursed god confidently said, "This is my signature, give you a copy, and it will increase in value in the future." ”

As he spoke, he gave me a signed card.

"What prize did you win?"

"Gold Award for Young People's Literature!"

"Teen ......," I twitched. It's shameless, hundreds of years old stuff and real teenagers compete for places. I watched as the cursed god walked to the entrance and opened the security door, when suddenly a pungent stench came in.

If you look closely, it turns out that our doorstep is full of all kinds of garbage bags!!

It must have been done by the group of aunts who were scolded by the master last time!

"These old women are too arrogant!" After the cursed god left, I folded my arms and said.

"I can call the guards to do them." Luo Hongling said while lying on the sofa.

"Don't be so extreme, I have my own way." When I walked to the door, I saw that many vicious words were spray-painted on the door and on the walls, such as drug addicts' homes, gay dens, pyramid schemes, etc.

Judging from Cheng Dù, whose paint has not yet dried, this group of aunts acted at four o'clock in the morning.

It seems that I can't do it without showing my authority as the sect master of the Eastern Sect!

I clenched my fists.

Then I stretched out my hand, and from the palm of my hand came my token as the Sect Master—yes! As long as I have this token, all the disciples of the Eastern Sect in the world will listen to my orders!

"Qiu Zhaoxi came to see him quickly, and he was as urgent as the law!" I chanted the mantra!

The token has the psionic energy I usually store, so the circle is activated with a whoosh!

My brother was teleported to the floor of the hallway in front of me, and he was still sleeping, wearing an ancient middle coat. Sleep is extremely poor. This is also the reason why he is known as the ice-faced male god, he never falls asleep in front of outsiders.

This is a habit he has developed since he was a child, and he can't change it.

I kicked my junior brother, and the junior brother opened his eyes worriedly, and when he saw that it was me, he immediately woke up: "Senior brother! Am I dreaming! How did you end up here! ”

"I summoned you." I showed the head of the jade card.

"Senior brother! Dongzong needs you! Don't mess around in the mortal world! Come back with me! However, he didn't care about the token, grabbed my leg and yelled.

"Then you can do one thing for me first."

"What? Surely nothing good, right? You've been here since you were a kid! The junior brother sat cross-legged on the floor unconvinced, "Why does it stink?" Senior brother, are you sloppy to this point now? ”

"You were called here to clean up." I grinned.

So the younger brother began to work sleepily, and after two hours of busyness, he finally cleaned up the garbage and paint. In order to prevent the old women from making trouble again, I asked my junior brother to sit on a small bench and watch the door.

And I'm going to fight to defend my homeland.

I know that the aunt of the neighborhood committee of this community has already organized a square dance troupe, and the square is a scarce resource for these dance troupes. Like all square dance troupes, these aunts dance every morning at the loudspeaker in the event hall in the center of the community, even until 9 a.m. At three o'clock in the afternoon, they began to occupy the auditorium again, so that the children had no place to play basketball.

So, a bold plan took shape in my mind.

"Luo Hongling, you have a lot of people under you, right?" I asked Luo Hongling, who was playing with his phone on the sofa.5./books/4/4700/

Let's ask Jiangshan (Yinzhen rebirth).

"You're simply mocking me by asking this - the deity is the lord of a realm, even if it is a hundred thousand horses, it can be waved with a wave." Luo Hongling sneered.

"How about you lend me a hundred men?" I say.

"What?" Luo Hongling glanced at me, "What kind of centaur do you want?" Guards? Elite soldiers? Knight? Servant? ”

"Preferably someone who is well-trained and able to absolutely obey orders." I say.

"Give you a hundred of my personal guard attendants, all of them are highly trained dead soldiers, and it is no problem to carry out a large-scale assassination." Luo Hongling said, "Actually, I know what bad ideas you want to make. ”

"You know something?" I blinked.

Luo Hongling pursed his lips and looked at me with disdain.

At noon, the junior brother returned to the house from the garrison post and had dinner with us.

According to his report, several old women carrying garbage bags passed by our door in the morning, and when they saw a person standing at the door, they turned around and walked away with an unhappy face, apparently an attempt to throw garbage.

"Huh." While opening the dog can, Shizun expressed his opinions concisely and concisely in the language of a fox.

My brother and I couldn't understand what he meant.

It seems that there is no need to understand, because the master does not care about these boring trivialities.

"Luo Hongling is eating! Otherwise, we'll eat all the meat!" I saw that Luo Hongling was late in the living room to eat in the kitchen, so I shouted.

"Luo Hongling! The fifth day of May! I'm going to fight you in a life-and-death duel with you in Feixian Ping!! Did you hear that!! The junior brother shouted at the top of his voice.

"Waste in the Immortal Cultivation Realm! What is it called! How can we, the Lord of the Demon Cultivation Realm, allow you to slander! A handful of □□ flew out of the living room and plunged into the kitchen wall.

And this roar belongs to a stranger who came suddenly.

My junior brother and I hurriedly put down our rice bowls to watch the excitement, and saw a man in a black robe and leather armor kneeling on one knee in the living room, half of his side face was extremely resolute and cold, kneeling in front of Luo Hongling.

"This is my Imperial Guard Captain - Gale Wind, the hundred-member guard corps, he is in full charge, and this afternoon these hundred people will be teleported through the top-secret spar spring circle of Guò Absolute Hate City." Luo Hongling said that at this time, he put one arm on the suspender belt and wore a nightgown, which was a little less fierce than usual.

"Gale Wind, from today onwards, you will be stationed in the human realm with a group of 100 people, and in addition to me, you must completely obey the orders of Lord Xiao Zun."

He gave an account to his subordinates.

The captain of the guard named Gale seemed extremely reluctant, but he still turned around, knelt down and bowed to me, and said, "Gale is at the disposal of Lord Xiao Venerable. ”

"Lord Lie, please get up." I politely pulled him up and said with a smile: "Actually, I just hope that Your Excellency can work with your subordinates to learn a skill in the next time, and it is enough to practice every day." ”

"What skills? Our Eastern Sect disciples can also follow along, why bother with these demon cultivators! The younger brother said angrily.

Gale immediately glared at his junior brother, and the two of them suddenly looked at each other, almost able to rub out lightning sparks.

"Square dancing!" I said (⊙v⊙)

That's my plan! Compete with those street aunts for turf fighting!

Luo Hongling glanced at me coldly, took out a cigarette and lit it and put it in his mouth, with an expression that he had long known that I would say this.