Chapter 49: It's better to dance the captain of the guard, and there is no battlefield with gunsmoke
The junior brother also pouted, and closed his mouth and stopped mentioning the matter of calling the disciples of the Eastern Sect to learn the arts.
I downloaded the tutorial of square dancing from the Internet and called Gale to learn it, Gale looked indifferent, but he still agreed seriously.
Soon, Luo Hongling used his credit card to order 100 sets of uniform clothes on Taobao, and in order to be in a hurry, he ordered clothes like those of service industry employees and printed the words of Luo's Square Dance Troupe.
My brother and I continued to have lunch and then went to the supermarket.
The junior brother bought a lot of daily necessities to bring back to the immortal cultivation realm, and also bought a lot of cat food for his spirit beasts.
In front of the pet shelves, which are almost unfrequented, I watched my brother and sister load the items into the shopping cart.
"Would the white tiger like to eat this kind of thing? The tigers in the zoo eat special feed. I said.
"I gave it a little bit last time, and I like it. Anyway, senior brother, why don't you go and subdue a spirit beast? The junior brother said, "I always feel that you, as the master of a sect, don't even have a spirit beast, and you are a little faceless." ”
"Wouldn't it be better for me to use your crescent white tiger?" I say.
"The crescent moon doesn't like to be touched by you." The junior brother immediately showed a reluctant expression, "Every time you touch your tail like a hooligan, the crescent moon feels embarrassed, it is a Zhenshan spirit beast and not a pet." ”
"It's all showing its belly for me to touch is to trust my watch." I say.
The junior brother cut off: "You should think about the duel with Luo Hongling, otherwise the entire Eastern Sect will be despised by the whole world because of your infamy." I can go into battle on your behalf, after all, you can't use force. ”
"I have my own consideration for this matter, I don't need you to do it for me, you just fulfill your responsibilities as a junior disciple." I put my hands behind my back and said.
"Senior brother! You don't want to do everything alone! I know you've been in a tough fight lately! The junior brother said excitedly, "You don't want me to meet the evil forces in the human world because you think I'm not worthy of fighting side by side with you!" Ever since I was a child, even now, you've always treated me like a child, haven't you! ”
His tone and expression were inexplicably awkward and willful.
I smiled and patted him on the shoulder: "In my eyes, you will always be my junior brother and my good brother." Even if you become an old man, you are still my junior brother. I don't treat you as a child, I just use my way to protect you, some things are destined to be borne by some people.
Just as Excalibur belongs only to you and you, I also carry my innate responsibility. ”
"Senior brother...... Can't I help with anything? The junior brother gritted his teeth and said.
"You've helped me a lot. Without you, Dongzong would have been gone long ago. ”
"Senior brother......" Senior brother suddenly grabbed the placket of my clothes, "Promise me!" Don't die! Don't disappear! Dongzong needs you! You are the true Sect Master of the Eastern Sect! Dongzong needs your leadership! I don't want you to disappear! Even if it is replaced by my life! Don't let those demons take you! ”
"What a stupid thing to say, Xiao Xixi. Your brother and I, more powerful, more powerful than you imagined, much stronger, much stronger! I patted him on the face, "Since I was a child, is there anything that my senior brother can't do?" No! ”
In the eyes of outsiders, he was an indifferent child when he was a child, and he was a cold and arrogant swordsman when he grew up, but he didn't know that he longed for the care of his family more than anyone else.
He was the illegitimate son of the Xiuxian family, from the day he was born, he was spurned and disliked, when the master saw him, in the luxurious Qiu family manor, he should be the young master of the Qiu family, but in the cold days of the count, he shrunk in the corner of the garden in thin rags, fighting with dogs for food, and even a servant could beat and scold him at will.
I'm not much older than him, but at a young age, he's already used to seeing the world in the cold and warm of people.
If I have a so-called family in this world, Zhaoxi is my only younger brother.
We are not related by blood, but our blood has long been dissolved in water.
If possible, I hope that the formidable enemies that Luo Hongling and I have faced and the hard battles we have experienced will never be known to my junior disciples.
"Senior brother, do you really like men? Can't I help you find a good man? Do you have to be with Luo Hongling? My brother's words interrupted my thoughts.
I dug my nostrils. The junior brother is always so upright that people want to kick him.
"You don't have to ask about my private affairs, why don't I help you get a blind date first."
"Nope! I don't need a blind date! Women are troublesome enough! The junior brother hurriedly turned around, pushed the shopping cart and ran away.
This guy was forced into marriage by Princess Ripple Valley last time, but I'm sure that incident is not just an isolated case. The fact that cannot be refuted is that there are a large number of girls in the immortal cultivation world who are infatuated with their junior brothers.
At the end of the meal, Gale said that more than 100 people had been in place and had mastered the movements of square dancing, and asked Luo Hongling and me to inspect it.
Luo Hongling took me to the community hall, he still had his arms hanging and wore an expensive suit, looking a bit like a pole boss.
The auditorium was occupied by the Demon Cultivator Guards who were the first to enter, and more than 100 heroic and upright sect leaders and guards were uniformly dressed in cultural shirts and jeans, and rehearsed the square dance of the new row in unison to the beat.
Gale is really a great talent, he not only trained his team to master the skills of square dancing in this afternoon, but also carried out a significant reform of square dance, turning it into a pleasing street dance performance!
Because the footsteps of the team were so neat, that many passers-by were attracted to come in, and many young people took out their mobile phones to take pictures.
"Satisfied, right? From today onwards, my personal guards will be handed over to you to occupy a seat every day, and I will be angry with those old ladies. The people I picked were all elites who were charging into battle with me. Luo Hongling said with a cigarette in his mouth, quite domineering and heroic to please you.
"Cut." The junior brother said disdainfully.
"If it weren't for the fact that you were my brother-in-law's face, I would have killed you a long time ago." Luo Hongling really didn't deal with his junior brother.
"Who's your brother-in-law!" The junior brother immediately glared.
But they estimated that in view of the chaotic consequences caused by the last fight, they had more scruples this time and did not pinch further.
The video of the Gale Guardian Regiment was on Weibo hot search that night, with millions of clicks.
It's easy to become a short-lived Internet celebrity in the human world,
It was late at night, and Gale and his guards also returned to the Demon Cultivation Realm through the temporary portal.
It is said that the cost of Luo Hongling to make this portal is one million demon cultivation silver taels. You can build a palace in the Demon Cultivation Realm.
Of course, there were still ten people left to guard the hall and lay on the floor to prevent the raid of the Big Mom Dance Troupe.
The expected conflict happened in the early morning of the next day, and the aunt's dance troupe invaded the auditorium at five o'clock, and was stopped by the gale, no matter how the aunt opened her mouth to insult, they just continued to dance unwaveringly.
The aunts who were holding their breath simply put their stereo sound to the maximum, deliberately ran to each guard's side to dance with stitches, and finally,
They started dancing.
If you don't agree with each other, you will fight.
Unexpectedly, less than a few hours after the dance incident, an online news reporter came to interview Gale and them, and I, my junior brother, and my master all hurried to see the excitement.
And Luo Hongling was huddled at home - he said that he was not interested in the media, he had not been to the notice for a long time, and it was estimated that the entertainment company would fire him.
Now the attention to the big star Luo Hong on the Internet is getting less and less, and they are all starting to hype up newcomers.
Probably his fans can't imagine that Luo Hong is hiding in an ordinary community, changing his face, and messing around every day.
By the time the three of us arrived at the community auditorium, it was already crowded with onlookers, and Gale was being interviewed by a Wave Network reporter. We managed to squeeze to the front to take pictures of them.
Reporter: "Excuse me, what kind of unit or group are you?" Why do you want to perform super square dancing here every day? The Internet calls you square dancing gods, do you have any opinions? ”
Gale Wind: "The reason why we came here is the same reason as the previous Zhou Youwang Fenghuo Opera princes Bo Hongyan smiled, but compared to the set of the people who engaged in wine pond meat and fish meat for Daji like King Xu, we can make the emperor happy only in this way, we think it is not too out of line, we just hope that the master will not indulge in beauty too much." ”
I always feel that he is so angry!
Reporter: "?????? "I was confused.
Of course, this chapter focuses on my war with the aunt in the community.
Later facts proved that even if the captain of the guard used the position-occupying offensive to reduce the arrogance of the aunts, the vicious rumors in their mouths spread like weeds.
They attacked me and my tenants with the most unbearable rumors, and we became the talk of the whole community, and in their conversations, we were simply the talk of the community. [In fact, the real situation is even more terrible than what they made up - the truth of Shizun alone is enough to scare them to death, Shizun is a mobile nuclear bomb]
So, according to Luo Hongling's suggestion, a joke that has recently been circulated on Weibo has become our new battle plan. That is, Luo Hongling paid for it, and Gale led the team, invited these old women to travel, and then let them be grateful and ashamed of themselves during the trip.
So the aunt tour group led by Gale set off.
Later, Gale succeeded in avenging us.
didn't use that Weibo joke method, but deliberately took them to a small restaurant by the sea to eat seafood, and then Gale sneaked back.