101 Women's Clothing and Bananas?

(There is probably another chapter of the variety show, and a chapter in the afternoon or evening will stuff it in, remember to watch Lalala~)

"It's so cruel, this Murice!"

"That's not the speed that humans should have!"

"It's just a game, bastard, don't be so fierce!"

"So, I just hate him, will I die if I lose once?"

In the frantic complaints of Muris's opponents, Muris overtook the second group with yellow on his back.

Purple and Little Salin were very strong in the early stage, but they lost their previous speed on the way back. The good thing is that they have a big enough lead and there is not much pressure to win this game.

Just as Purple was thinking about this, he subconsciously looked back at the first group where Muris was, when a figure flashed past him, and at that moment, Purple was like a thunderbolt, frozen in place, forgetting to move.

At that moment, he saw with his own eyes the ghost that had risen from the Bernabeu stadium. It was so close to him, right in front of his eyes—

- I believe it now, it's Muris, the real Muris. Ghostly speed, handsome and resolute face, ah! Everything makes me fall in love, he's a real genius, it's the biggest bug, it must be!

- No, no, no, Murice is so handsome, I'm going to faint, ahhhhhhh

With the frantic screams in the stands, a few fans really fainted.

Red turned his head, glanced at the overly excited stands, and said with a smile, "This is not a request from the TV station, please believe that it is true." In fact, even I was about to be conquered by the domineering figure of the Malaga ace! ”

"Uh-"

This really doesn't seem like Red's style, even if it is to host the show, making such a sacrifice is still too difficult for him.

I can't imagine who said this, it was the sour Luo Daihua.

What is the most annoying thing for a man to see another man playing handsome in front of him!

The host group, who didn't have much interest in him before, seems to be too special to Murice.

Ramos is in pain, is it that red, is it really that red?

At Chris's birthday party, he is assigned to the "Death Group", dragging a red everywhere he goes, he completely ignores Red, and Red ends up scaring him a lot.

It was from this man that he smelled the same kind of little Muris.

But little Murice would never say that, he was still too young compared to little Murice.

Ramos didn't know what he was proud of, and his whole body danced.

However, Ramos soon discovered that Red did not have the same fox air in front of Muris. When dealing with other people, he is simply a black belly and cunning, and his IQ is overwhelming. If it weren't for the identity of the host that made him scruples, those guests would have really been played by him.

No wonder after that birthday party, Ricardo told him to apologize and express himself the next time he saw this person. It was not a wise thing to offend him, judging by Ricardo's words, this was a man with a grudge, and I am afraid that his heart was even smaller than that of little Muris.

In the game of hugging relay passes, the first group won by the first and second teams who fell behind by a large margin, and the third group, which left the other two teams behind at the beginning, was reduced to the last place.

This ending is really unexpected.

Now, the winner is on the dominant side, while the loser is standing in the knockout zone, waiting for their fate next.

Do you accept the test and continue the game, or do you choose to give up the punishment and take the initiative to eliminate?

Most people will choose the first one, which is a sports reality show, and it is all about competition and fighting spirit. Come to the show, you don't have the courage to accept punishment, and the audience won't buy it, even if you are a big name, it's useless.

The punishment tricks are really endless and full of bad taste.

Camacho was asked by Blue to wear women's clothes for a pole dance, and to wear the column group's own costumes.

Camacho was stunned on the spot, this program team is also too big, what the hell!

And every time the picture is blue, it can make Luo Daihua jump or be angry.

"See, that slouchy black skin, who looks like a good man, is actually the worst of the five. I'm stupid to death at my birthday party, and when I get to my show, I have to be like a monkey. And if you don't eat soft and hard, you can't count on beautiful women. Oh yes, it's terrible that Muris got planted in his hands quickly, why wasn't Muris the one who pole danced in women's clothes? The program team plays so big, if you have the ability, you can pick the Malaga ace! ”

"Enough, Chris, you're noisy!"

"Are you so angry because of that black skin, or are you so angry because Murice is more handsome than you on the show?"

"But, seriously, I'd love to see little Muris in women's clothes, too." Ramos suddenly laughed, a little embarrassed, scratching his head, feeling that he was too nasty.

He just thinks that little Muris is so handsome, and it must not be bad to wear women's clothes.

Kaka shrugged suddenly, and thought that this mention was great.

But it couldn't come true, because he knew that before the kids were on the show, the Malaga club had put forward many protective clauses and strict requirements against ace camera phobia.

Looking at this live reality show, Muris doesn't have a few frontal close-ups from front to back. There are a few of them, and they seem to be taken candidly, and the angles are very peculiar. If you think about it, you'll know what's going on.

"Huh? Muris wears women's clothes, it must be ugly, I don't want to watch it~" Just when everyone was thinking about what kind of novel scene Muris would be wearing women's clothes, Pepe was very disappointed to lose the atmosphere.

I know it's going to be very shocking, but when you say it like this, you still feel inexplicably uncomfortable?

This Master Pei, who often does not know the situation and can make the beautiful atmosphere disappear without a trace, was tortured by Real Madrid teammates to "touch his bald head".

On the screen, Camacho changed his costume after struggling.

He walked out of the back of the stage in a hot little sequined skirt, long wavy brown hair, eight-centimeter high heels on his feet, and big red lips.

Amazing!

A group of buddies in Malaga who were invited to watch the show, saw the people who came out, and they fell down one after another, vomiting three liters of blood. Some of them also fell to the ground in an exaggerated manner and convulsed, retching incessantly.

Camacho was embarrassed to death, but seeing this group of uninteresting friends, he completely let it go. pouted his red lips, threw kisses at them one by one and lost his eyes, and tried his best to make a graceful and "I'm so hot" collar pulling......

His daughterly posture made his teammates, who had just vomited and were about to get up a moment ago, continue to vomit with their sore stomachs.

And Red said a very classic sentence at this time.

A shy man, if he wants to change his temperament, let him put on women's clothes and see. He can liberate his nature and discover a side of his body that he has never had!

Camacho was originally a hot-blooded handsome guy, but he was still a little restrained in front of girls, and he maintained his image in front of his teammates.

This time, he was tricked so badly by the program team, and one of them was released, which simply received unimaginable results.

Not only women, but many men like Camacho's female appearance and feel that he has a different taste.

After the show, he not only gained countless fans, but also received various confessions. Just looking at the five big and three thick men, telling him his love, Camacho couldn't help but rush into the toilet and vomit first.

Such a result made the Real Madrid bigwigs who had been coaxing Muris to wear women's clothes have died down.

The image collapsed so completely, it really didn't suit Murice.

Let him continue to play ruthlessly calmly, good brother, why bother good brother, good brother.

Camacho's release made this group of people even more invisible.

And the essence of red's belly black fox is vividly revealed at this moment.

That's why Ramos automatically erected his hair and kept a safe distance when he saw him.

Don't think Camacho is over when he wears this outfit, Blue's request is for him to pole dance. Unfortunately, the props team didn't prepare a steel pipe, so he mentioned yì, and Camacho named one of them to cooperate with him and act as a steel pipe for him.

This can be regarded as revenge for Camacho, and it can also allow the audience to see a wonderful drama.

Sure enough, the people in the audience and in front of the TV watching this show were like being beaten with chicken blood.

Some shouted Murice's name, some shouted Blue, and others called Asenjo, who didn't come.

Camacho was perked up and made the lost teammates laugh!

He gave him a small look, and the members of the Malaga collective fled. Some of them waved their hands while running away, asking the eldest brother's subordinates to show mercy.

And the audience found out that the Malaga ace Chena Mouris was gone again.

"Escape so fast!"

"Don't you know that he's always been so alert."

"I still think that Murice, who ran away, is a bit different from the guy on the field."

"Then when you fought him, did you ever think that he suffered from camera phobia?"

“……”

"And the Muris meme?"

“……”

"That stupid goalkeeper save dance?"

“……”

There are too many things that surprise Muris, and that expressionless poker face is slowly leaking.

These conversations originated from Muris's opponents on the pitch.

They originally came to see him out of trouble, but when they saw this, they suddenly felt that Malaga Ace was a little pitiful, and a little cute, what was going on?

But just think of that nasty poker face on the court, what cuteness, boxing him every minute.

And the close-up photographer Lockrey really couldn't help crying this time.

He has already shifted his position, and he has specially put on the puppet costume of the column group, why can he still find it and still appear behind him out of nowhere?

He doesn't shoot his close-ups, is it okay if he gives up completely?

Don't scare him with the spirit behind you, you will really be scared to death by him!

Once again, Muris calmly picked up the water, patted him on the shoulder, and told him that he had worked hard. Then while drinking water, the stands were messed up with a pot of porridge.

He was once again invited back to the stage, this time before the bottle could be picked up, it was taken away by Blue.

This is for his good, drinking water is a stupid excuse, and people will laugh at it once when he says it, and he won't directly become a laughing stock when he says it twice.

And the audience in front of the TV also recognized the famous photographer Joe Locke, the man behind the Muris meme.

For his expression of being about to cry at this time, as well as the small eyes that Muris called from time to time, the audience couldn't help but light a wax for him.

"Sure enough, there is a revenge for Muris."

"Ask for the psychological shadow area of Lockry at this time."

"I can't wait to see a close-up of Muris on this episode."

"On the spirit behind Lorkry~"

Camacho's "steel pipe" picks on Blue, but Blue manages to escape. Because it was a punishment game that he mentioned, according to the rules of the game, he was excluded. Red backed up his argument and let Camacho pick again.

At this time, the entire stand was chanting Muris's name.

The club has said that they should all take care of a little bit of Murice. Who is CoCamacho? He never considered himself a good teammate, and he always coveted the trump card. For Málaga's formidable ace midfielder, he has always had a mixed and wonderful feeling.

How can he be seen as a joke alone, at this time, how can he pull their handsome aces together, this is his style.

When Camacho stretched out his hand to Mouris, the expressions on the faces of the host team and the Malaga team members were a little subtle.

Even Luke, who had gotten away from playing, choked up.

Glancing at Camacho, he didn't think it was good.

Camacho suddenly smiled, he is really the ace of the team, see how much everyone protects him.

However, even if it is himself, he doesn't want to really watch Murice make trouble.

So, Camacho's finger jumped over Muurice and pointed at Yellow behind him.

Everyone in Malaga breathed a sigh of relief, and Muris looked at Camacho with a rare touch of warmth in his eyes.

This pole dance is very interesting, judging from Camacho's performance, the handsome little guy still has dancing skills. And his partner Yellow, when the music played, had forgotten that he was a lifeless "steel pipe", and instead danced with Camacho hip-hop, in exchange for a wave of applause and screams.

Although it is a pity that Muris did not act as a steel pipe, he can't let the ace come to everything, so Muris is too hard.

The losing group only needs to draw two people to be punished. Camacho is one, and the other is the Purple of the Fallen Angels, seeing that the hosts are doing this, Malaga is not ambiguous, and they all want to get it back.

I can't fix that black skin for the time being, so I'll fix his teammates.

The Malaga teammates who laughed heartlessly and vomited so carried away before that they thought of brotherhood again at this time. The presiding team and the Malaga team members are on both sides of each other, but they are on the same team as each other, which is really chaotic.

Luke and Williton mention yìpurple, an elegant nobleman, to do a crazy thing. The show can't be vulgar, so everyone still pays attention to the scale.

Purple smiled, he was so big, he hadn't done anything crazy except to be a famous singer.

Luke was brainstorming his eyes for an idea, and when he saw Murice, he snapped his fingers, and there it was!

The column group came up with three bunches of bananas and let Purple eat them in ten minutes. Because of the limited time of the show, take out one bunch, two bunches of bananas, and give Purple six minutes.

The host group exclaimed that it was impossible, and Blue also asked if they could help eat together.

Luke shook his hand and refused one by one.

"Three bunches of bananas, Muris can do it in five minutes. At one point, it seemed like it only took three minutes, and that time has been much more relaxed. ”

When Purple heard this, he looked at Muris and was suddenly stunned.

Luke, who was still talking about the glorious history of Murice, was patted by Williston.

Luke looked around, including the photographer and the staff, with a foolish expression. And their eyes are all looking at the same place.

That's where the bananas are placed, and ...... The location of Muris.

As soon as I turned around, I found that the three bunches of bananas that the staff of the column group had just come up were only neatly packed with three stacks of banana peels.

Muris, who was standing on the side, was still wiping his hands slowly, and when he saw them looking over, he was a little confused.

"These bananas, can't you eat them?"

“……”