Chapter 102: Muris is a bug
102 Muris is a bug!
"Muris, these are for Purple as punishment—" Luke held his head, and as soon as Muris met the banana, he couldn't see anything.
"Can I eat it for him?"
"This ......"
"No problem, you're on the winning side, you're from the Malaga team, and it's no problem if you're willing to help." Red said hurriedly.
And the audience was screaming in a high-pitched voice, and two names kept appearing in their calls, one was Muris and the other was purple.
-- Cut the purple party to make sugar, pick it up quickly!
――Xiao Zi was saved by the Malaga ace, so happy~
――Little Mumu who eats bananas is so cute!
- Hahahaha! Two bunches of bananas were solved in two minutes, breaking Luke's record once again.
――Poor Luke and everyone at the scene looked confused~
- It was previously reported that the elder Muris likes to hand out bananas to fans. I think it's false news, there is such a powerful banana master at home, no matter how many bananas he has, he can destroy it.
- It's true, I received a banana from old Murice. The food at his restaurant is delicious and the people are very welcoming. We often say that Murice and old Murice are not like father and son at all, if only little Mumu had one-tenth of the enthusiasm of old Murice~
- That's it, Muris, he's going to be enthusiastic, and a lot of girls are going to cry.
- That's right, I love his poker face.
――After watching this show, I always feel that the rhythm of the poker face is going to collapse every minute~
- You're not alone.
- Hahahahaha!
This is the end of the hug relay passing game, but Luke and the guys in Malaga pulled Muris aside to whisper.
The general meaning is that Muris can't elbow outward, and the friends in Malaga need to share the same hatred, and those hosts are not easy characters to deal with.
These guys had to look at Murice and nod before they let him go.
And the audience found that the midfield brain, which is usually on the court and coordinates the overall situation, was surrounded in the middle, and one person said to him to teach the ace to "be a man", and the ace was very well-behaved, and he really nodded.
Some people think that Muurice didn't understand what was going on at all, and he was still confused. Or are you still thinking about his bunches of bananas, and want to have two more?
However, the small appearance outside of that state made this smart midfielder inexplicably a little more intimate.
The host group on the other side is also discussing countermeasures, and the next group is not the same as before, the host team is a team, and the guest team is a team. And the five beauties are free to choose to follow the team. Swenson, Laura, and Helina chose the guest team, and Havana and Salin Jr. chose the host team.
In the process of discussing countermeasures, Yello did not forget to tease Purple, and sadly said that the idol was much kinder to Xiaozi than to him.
He was greeted by Muris several times because he said two wrong sentences.
First it was a one-handed support, and then it was that gallop. Poor Yello almost threw up when she climbed off Murice's back. In a later media interview, this kid mentioned the speed of Malaga's ace and directly described it as a water airship.
But the yellow-haired boy was unusually excited, lying on Muris's back, like flying. Although he was miserably abused, the next time he has the opportunity to climb the back of the Malaga ace, he will also take it!
Xiao Zi is much luckier, his stomach is like a cat, and he only eats a little bit at every meal. And it looks elegant, foods such as fruits are cut into small pieces before they are imported. Not to mention hypocrisy, Xiaozi's family education is very strict, and the education and dining etiquette she has received since she was a child is like this.
If he really held two bunches of bananas and nibbled there, Xiao Zi would definitely collapse.
Of course, agreeing to host this show, Xiaozi let go a lot, and tried many things that she hadn't tried before. This time they ate bananas, and they looked forward to him.
Judging by Yello's clever little brain, he must have heard the stupid striker in Malaga say that his idol loves bananas the most, so he became interested in eating bananas.
Who knows, in the blink of an eye as they spoke, Muris calmly settled the three bunches of bananas.
Lockrey was lucky enough to capture a big close-up of Murice, as it was the banana that led him to this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
Lockrey was moved to tears, and the picture he captured was the one that Murice shot to the side as he landed on the ground and began to eliminate the second.
The subtext of that look, many viewers understand: good, this group of guys is still talking there, I'm going to speed up.
As a result, Muris was quicker to get rid of the second bunch of bananas. When he finished the second string, the group of guys was still talking, so he killed the third string as well.
In the eyes of the Purple Cutting Party, Muris does not simply love bananas, but helps them Xiao Zi.
Malaga Ace must have seen that Xiao Zi couldn't finish eating these, and didn't want him to be troubled, so the autumn wind swept away the leaves and swept the clouds, so he helped their Xiao Zi settle down.
He solved the problem this time smartly, and didn't let anyone suspect him, and by the way, he also sold a handful of cute, such a person, don't be too smart!
As for why Muris is helping them with Little Purple?
The reason is very simple, they are so perfect and good-looking, so versatile and elegant!
The slightly more rational purple powder found the most reasonable explanation for their brain holes.
Many purple fans know that Xiao Zi is a fan of Malaga, Xiao Huang broke the news that Xiao Zi will watch any game in Malaga, and his idol is the talented midfielder Chena Muris who has been popular in La Liga this season.
On the show, Xiao Zi helped Muris more than once. Muris must have received his kindness and helped Xiao Zi when he was in trouble, which was to repay the favor.
Malaga ace, unexpectedly easy to understand!
Faced with this statement, Ramos was the first to disagree.
He is obviously as good as little Muris, but every time Chris offends him, little Murice will always clean him up. Returning the favor or something, it must not be about little Muris.
However, in this case, the Cherache party has something to say.
In the last match between Malaga and Real Madrid in the 26th round of La Liga, Mouris not only saved a yellow card for Shuishui, but also in the second half of the game
After a short break and both sides discussed tactics, the final game of the episode began.
Lucky Wheel, on this Lucky Wheel, a total of 30 rings are depicted. Each ring corresponds to different rewards and punishments, and if you hit the reward ring, your team will add one point. Shoot the penalty ring, and the opposing team will accept the task given by the ring.
You can only hit once per ring. Shoot the same number of rings and the chance is voided.
Each team, after the opponent shoots the penalty ring, must send one person to complete the mission. For each mission, the team gets two chances, and two people are sent to complete it. If both of them fail, the game is over.
If the specified tasks are completed, look at the points of both teams, and the one with more points wins.
Teams that fail to complete tasks or have low points will fail collectively. Not far away, fountain baths and ice buckets are waiting for you. Good buddies have to be punished together, if you are afraid of catching a cold, come to a ten-kilometer cross-country, let you run to waste.
The host team doesn't want to lose, they want to see the guests punished, so that there will be a topic to be discussed.
Malaga are professional athletes, and the competitive spirit goes without saying. Even though it's a game, you don't want to lose at all.
To win this game, you must first understand this wheel of fortune. The tasks on this turntable are really strange, and there are a total of eight rings for extra points, and the others are task rings.
For example, if you carry a weight of 100 pounds with one hand, you can do pull-ups. In this link, everyone looked at Murice, judging from the strong arm strength shown by the ace before, this is no problem at all.
And sticking your feet into your mouth from behind, what the hell is this?
However, all of you in Malaga are not stupid, the hosts are all dancers, and their bodies are definitely stronger than their rough men. If they shoot this, they'll wait to be eliminated.
The only way to crack it is to take a step ahead of them and seize this link.
Within five minutes, follow the clues and find out the mysterious person; Collect the different colors of hair of the ten girls present; Guess which host or guest the key is hidden on; Within a minute, make a designated female guest cry; Draw a lucky viewer to make a phone call and induce him/her to say the words specified by the column group; Send flowers to a person of the same sex present, look into his eyes, and recite a love poem; Convince a host or guest to defect and be your undercover agent......
Malaga people can't help but go crazy about who came up with these things.
In addition to these, there are quite a few normal. For example, fencing, skipping, fighting, wrestling, swimming, boxing, basketball, and guessing boxing. Each issue of "The Big Coffee is Coming" will also invite elites and talents from all walks of life, and if the host can't go in person, these experts will come up to challenge.
But until the mission is revealed, none of them know whether the host team will accept the challenge or the master. But in each episode of the show, there are only three talents, and they still have a chance.
There is no outside help in the guest group, they only have their own teammates.
The people of Málaga were numerous, but even so, after seeing the wheel of fortune, their faces were a little gloomy.
They have been playing football since they were elementary school. Aside from the physique and consciousness of the athletes, they really don't know how to outperform the top performers in these sports.
"Uncle Demi learned fencing." Camacho looked at Marshal Demichelis, although everyone had not known each other for a long time, so it did not prevent him from making a joke about the title.
"I'll only scratch the surface." Demichelis said modestly.
"I've seen your fencing videos, it's great, it's half a professional."
Demichelis shrugged, in that case, if the opponent really hit the fencing, he would fight.
"I can swim, but only doggy."
"I learned a little bit of freestyle ......"
"I can butterfly ......"
Everyone spoke enthusiastically, at least in the swimming part, there were still a lot of people in the team. Even if you can't win, at least don't lose too ugly.
"And skipping rope, this is no problem, I can jump more than fifty~" Luquette smug.
"I can dunk—"
Everyone looked at the old captain Arnau, and thought in unison, is it okay for the captain to slam a dunk?
"What should those reasoning guess keys to do to find mysterious people, they can't find an entry point at all." Luke was bitter, he was most afraid of using his brain.
Several people in the group laughed, and Demichelis reached out and patted Muris on the shoulder.
"There's an IQ here, what are you afraid of?"
“…… Oh yes, Murice is our midfield brain, and these links are for him! Luke triumphant. When it comes to the brain, Muurice doesn't lose to anyone.
Murice's opponents must have thought the same thing before they watched this episode. With the wit and cunning of the Malaga ace, such tasks with his brain must not be difficult for him.
But after watching this episode, countless fans, including countless fans, began to have doubts about Chena Muris's IQ.
Some people are geniuses in some areas, and they may be novices in others.
They thought Muris was the exception, but now they're not sure.
That poker-faced Morris will be cute, and it seems that there is nothing impossible for others to believe that he is a variety show novice.
But to their disappointment, the old fox is the old fox, and his cunning nature will not change on any occasion.
And the clever mind, which is innate, is the most powerful weapon belonging to the Malaga ace.
First guess the boxing, Willyton was sent out here, and there was. Two wins in three games, Willidon won, Malaga shot first.
Among these people, the best in archery is recognized as Jesús Gamis, a nobleman who also learned archery from an early age. With him as the starter, I hope to get off to a good start.
The teammates built yì Jesus Gamez to shoot the fifth ring, and the task of the fifth ring was to make a designated female guest cry within a minute.
If you think you can't do it, you can't do it. Even if they can do it, they will avoid losing in this link by occupying this difficult part first.
Jesús Gámes nodded, his shooting was good, but he still missed a little and hit the seventh ring.
Originally, the team members were a little disappointed, but after seeing what was written on the seventh ring, they immediately went crazy with joy.
Carry a hundred pounds on one hand and pull up. Those thin little handsome guys will definitely not be able to do it.
However, these boys were slapped in the face every minute.
The drummer challenged the project was the drummer, who warmed up next to him before coming under the horizontal bar and lifting a hundred-pound weight with one hand and pulling up with the other. He pulled three in a row before he let go of the weight in his hand.
Fans were enthusiastic and excitedly shouting names.
Malaga has been hit hard, and it seems that those handsome little guys are not as weak as they imagined. Next, be careful, since these projects are listed, those presiding teams may be good at it.
The presiding group completes the assigned task and takes the lead in accumulating one point.
On the side of the presiding group, the archers are not the best at archery, because everyone has to take their turn once before they can start shooting again. They put this black skin, who was well-skilled, in the back as a secret weapon.
The first arrow host team handed it over to the female guest Xiao Salin, who had never learned archery, and the female guest would be taken care of and had three chances to shoot arrows. The first two times he missed the target, and the third time he almost hit the edge of the turntable and hit the thirtieth ring.
Malaga was supposed to win the round, but Salen Jr. happened to shoot it. When everyone in Malaga saw the task on the thirtieth ring, they were all dumbfounded.
Send flowers to the same sex, look into his eyes, and recite a love poem.
Luke just wanted to turn around and ask who would be up to the task? Several pairs of big hands stretched out from behind, and they pushed him forward together.
"Okay, Malaga sent Luke to take on the challenge—"
“……”
If you memorize love poems, you will memorize love poems, and if you send flowers, you will send flowers, anyway, he has a thick skin.
But he has to choose this candidate, and the stranger is a little embarrassed, so he chooses his familiar teammate from Malaga, anyway, everyone won't take it seriously, so it's just a joke.
But in terms of appearance, he still wants to find something that looks better and is more pleasing to the eye. Let him recite love poems to the captain and the beast, and he will have a psychological shadow.
"This stupid striker, I don't think I want to choose Murice."
"If you want me to send flowers and love poems, I will only choose little Muris."
The Real Madrid bigwigs, looking at the two stupid teammates who didn't know what they were saying, dropped their glasses.
"See what I'm doing? Anyway, it's a spoof, so I don't want to see little Murice being confessed by the same sex? "Shui Ye is not a little conscious, when it comes to bad taste, he is no less than others.
"Actually, Camacho is the most suitable choice." Kaka spoke, "He used to wear women's clothes, and it won't be too obtrusive to send flowers to him at this time." ”
Everyone said that Kaka had a point, but that Camacho seemed too pitiful.
Luke looked around and saw that he had lost all traces of Muris.
In a corner, photographer Joe Lockrey, who was about to do a big close-up of Murice, noticed the man behind him holding water to drink, with two wide noodles and tears hanging from his face......
Muris was once again invited back, and this Lokrui was completely popular among the fans. Not as a photographer, but as one of the saddest people of the year.
Is this the fate of the people who are targeted by the Malaga aces?
When is the end of the day?
Luke originally wanted to choose Muris as the object of his confession, but when he saw Lockery's fate, he trembled twice and decisively chose Camacho, another tragic character.
"Why me?" Camacho's head was on fire.
He's so easy to bully?
"Camacho, I suddenly feel that you are quite charming in women's clothes, I don't believe you touch it, my heart is still beating at this moment." The confession begins, and Luke looks like a love veteran, waiting for the opportunity to recite the poem.
But he didn't have that chance, and after he spoke, Camacho threw Luke to the ground with an over-the-shoulder throw. He fell to the ground, a dead fish, and his challenge failed.
Camacho didn't remember the task until he fell, but there was no way, Luke was the one who fell, and the second person to accept the challenge became him.
Camacho picked Uncle Demy, and the marshal stood there from beginning to end trying to laugh or not, Camacho stubbornly finished reading a poem, and the challenge finally passed.
In fact, if you don't play tricks and don't play smart, the challenge is still very easy to succeed. As for a fool like Luke, let him continue to lie on the ground and cool off for a while.
After two round-trips, the beast misses the target, and the red of the host team shoots the reward ring, adding another point to the host team.
Sandro Silva shoots the bonus ring, but unfortunately, this ring is occupied by RED, which is voided.
The host team followed up with Yello who shot arrows, and Xiao Yello did his best to play handsome, letting him fly over the target, and finally didn't let the guest team lose too much to the host team.
In the fourth round, Camacho automatically asked for revenge.
He was very competitive, shot eleven rings, and fighting.
Malaga roared with excitement and sent out rough and fierce beasts.
They thought that the presiding group was going to invite a martial arts master to play on their behalf, but who knew that RED smiled and handed the microphone to the staff, and walked over without changing his clothes.
Fallen Angel Red-haired Squad Captain vs Beast Baptista, Red-haired Squad Captain is only around the beast's shoulders, this is the cutest height difference, as soon as he stands there, it attracts a lot of laughter.
Judging from the physique of these two people, RED is not superior in any aspect. The beast's big hand is very likely to pinch the red-haired squad leader and make him unable to move.
But there is no suspense in this fight, RED is very flexible and athletic, and knows the art of martial arts. It was not on the same level as the reckless beast, and the squad leader held a small leather whip and struck the beast on the back three times in a row. On the other hand, the beast only hit the squad leader once.
This is still when the team leader keeps a hand, because he is a guest, it is always difficult to pump it in his face.
This kind of single-person fight, the winner is decided in one round, and the host team accumulates one more point. The situation in Malaga is very unoptimistic.
"Hey, hey, those little handsome guys, what the hell is going on, why are they so good." Now the yellow hair and purple, I haven't shown my real kung fu yet.
The power of the Red, the fighting skills of Red, and the black skin archery that everyone knows.
And the fans of the fallen angels in front of the TV are wave after wave, and they are so excited that they can't be more excited.
As a popular idol group in Europe, they are not just handsome and can sing. Each of them has an extraordinary background, has real talents, is versatile, and is either a top student or an elite in the field.
When people laugh and say they're superficial, it's because they don't know what kind of people these little handsome guys are.
Malaga was not optimistic, and after some consideration, they decided to go for points first and hit the bonus ring.
The archer was Maresca, who was not good at archery, but luckily wanted to shoot an outer reward ring, but he was shot on the inside. In any case, if the result is good, everyone is happy.
On the presiding group's side, the fifth round of archery was purple, and he shot the thirteen rings, guess which host the key was hidden on.
Malaga collectively turned their backs, and the presiding team was responsible for hiding the keys. When the preparations are complete, then call Malaga to turn around collectively.
This round of the game, after playing for so long, nothing happened to Murice.
Next, it's time for the trump card to play.
And this episode of the show has come to an end, can the guest team turn the tide in the last few rounds?
It's not just the Malaga team that's nervous, but even the fans and fans who watch the show are holding their breath to see if the ace is as magical as the legend suggests.
In the game, at every critical moment, he can always lead Malaga to a reversal and victory.
So what about the reality show, can he still continue the same setting as his own bug? Be a genius ace who doesn't disappoint the players and amazes the fans?
But how could this be guessed?
If you want to guess this kind of thing, except for facial expressions, you can only rely on luck!
Muris's old opponents are not calm anymore.
- You say, can he guess it?
-- In this case, it's impossible.
――Luckily, there is hope.
- Wait, wait, you forget, aren't there many people who claim that he has eyes on his back, and he is still called the eye of God?
――!!!
- How did I forget this?
――The Eye of God should not be used in such a way~ If you can really see it, it would be too exaggerated.
――What happened when a chill suddenly blew from behind you?
The Eye of God, the Eye of God, countless fans are talking about the magic of these eyes, but in the end, what is the Eye of God, what kind of skills it has, and what kind of journey it can reach, to be honest, many people don't know.
This, like the man from Muris, is a mystery in itself.
Even Real Madrid's friends, the wise Chris, the coarse Ramos, and the observant Kaka, still don't know what the Vision of God is.
Therefore, when this game is very likely to unravel the mystery of the Eye of God, every opponent is 100% focused and wants to get more information and clues about the Eye of God.
However, they found nothing.
Because of the person Muris, he did a tricky job.
He looked around everyone and finally determined that the key was hidden on Blue's body. With a shocked face, Blue told them that Muris was right.
The host team pressed on how Muris saw it, and the Malaga ace just smiled and shook his head. To say that he guessed, if he really wanted to say, it was Blue's laziness that betrayed him.
With the other guests cheering up and their expressions unchanged, he is too suspicious.
The host team didn't believe in this evil and tried it twice, once on Little Salin, and once on Red's body. But Muris got it all right, and as for the reasons he gave, they seemed convincing, but they didn't actually make him so confident.
To further test his guesses, the next round of archery was in charge of Blue, who did not shoot the others, but the first ring. Within five minutes, follow the clues and find out the mysterious person.
In order to verify their guesses, the program team deliberately crossed out two clues. This qiē was captured by the camera, and the host group looked solemn, as if they were conducting a reasoning drama. They work together to catch the tail of Malaga's ace and find out the mystery of his long eyes.
Those old rivals of Muris, they think these hosting groups are so cute. They were just about to find out more clues when they came to the door.
As expected, Morris once again found the mysterious man.
This time, he gave five reasons for reasoning. The thoroughness of his thinking is amazing, such as the shoes worn by this mysterious person, which are also worn by the staff of the column group. As the other onlookers looked excitedly at the stage, he was not interested. Also, when his gaze passed, he subconsciously ran away.
After listening to Muris's series of reasoning, even if he really has the bug of God's Eye, the name of the strongest brain is indeed him.
And the presiding team also knew that if they wanted to get the secret of God's Eye out of Muris, they didn't have to think about it.
Guessing the key and finding the mystery man added four points to the guest team in a row. Now the difference in points between the two sides is one point, and the host team is still one point ahead.
The last link is also the most competitive.
For a guest team to win, they must first make sure to earn back a point and then take another point from the opponent.
And the other party also wants to kill the guest team in one fell swoop.
The guest team, on their side, fielded their ace Murice. Thanks to his previous excellent performances, he had earned four points in a row, and at the most important moment, Málaga decided to give him one last chance.
As Muris picked up his bow and arrows, his old friends asked questions one by one.
- Archery, does Muris know how to shoot arrows?
――The footwork is so accurate, and the accuracy of the hand should not be bad.
――Archery and kicking a ball are two different things, right?
――I can't stand it, just let him miss the target! He's been so handsome, don't let him continue to be in the limelight!
――Did you notice that there were a lot fewer guests in the audience, and it is said that many of them were carried out because they fainted......
Old rivals are praying that Muris is off target, and even several Real Madrid feel that Murice can't continue to be bullish. It's time to get off target, let them have fun, and let Muris sober up.
However, when the bow and arrow in Muris's hand burst out of the wind and were nailed directly to the only two reward rings like eyes, those old opponents who were praying couldn't help but curse.
his Mouris, his Malaga ace, and just a bug!
The Malaga team members jumped up screaming when they saw the arrow hit the reward ring. They surrounded Murice, jumping on his back or pressing his shoulders as if they were celebrating a goal on the pitch.
There are also a few, butt against butt, to express their excitement.
Ace, sure enough, at any time, is so reliable!
(I can't finish writing, I've worked hard, I still haven't finished writing, cry~)