He pointed at the fat man and said, "You, take away your innocent fat face!" This woman is yours from now on, and don't use that battered look to win the girl's sympathy. Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Finally, he pointed and said: "Forget it today, your husband will be him in the future, remember, and then laugh at other men, the fat man won't smoke you, I'll help him smoke!" ”

Ignoring the complicated expressions of the three of them, Ren Xiaoyao stood up and patted his buttocks, and said, "Damn! That's it, how much time is delayed, Mother Liu, you move quickly, don't rub in, we're in a hurry. ”

After speaking, Ren Xiaoyao casually glanced at the changing expression.

There was always a strange feeling in his heart, this woman ...... Not ordinary.

After going ashore later, call the shadow to check, in extraordinary times, there can be no mistakes, and everything is better to be careful.

At this moment, he suddenly felt the huge hull shake, and Ren Xiaoyao almost fell.

The hall was full of people who didn't know why, and suddenly a dense number of torches were lit outside the porthole, illuminating the Qinhuai River outside the painting boat, and looking through the porthole, I saw dozens of small boats close to the painting boat, and there were many people dressed as guards standing on the boat.

In the midst of his surprise, he suddenly heard someone in the hall shouting, "Huh? It's strange, why are there all female guards on this small boat? Come and see, it's fresh! These guards are all women, hey, they're all very beautiful, what are they doing around the boat? ”

Female guards?

Ren Xiaoyao and the fat man's faces changed suddenly, and they glanced at each other, and found that they were all pale faces.

Depend on! Lao Tzu wouldn't be so unlucky, would he?

At this moment, on a small boat, a woman held a small microphone made of simple iron sheet, crossed her waist with one hand, and began to shout: "Listen to that bastard surnamed Ren on the boat!" You're surrounded! Put down the vixen in your arms and get out of here honestly for the old lady! Otherwise, we'll rush up and arrest someone! The old lady repeats again, and the bastard surnamed Ren listens......"

The voice is delicate and beautiful, full of confidence, and it implies a bit of the taste before the storm......

Listening to the coquettish cheers outside the painting boat, Ren Xiaoyao and the fat man's faces were pale, and they looked at Ren with blank eyes, full of disbelief and ...... Fear.

Qian Yun...... How did she find here?

This time I really wanted my own life, and Ren Xiaoyao felt that his legs and stomach were a little trembling......

Outside the painting boat, Qian Yun's coquettish cheers continued.

"Bastard surnamed Ren! You have no conscience, there are so many wives at home, you are still drinking flower wine outside, and your conscience has been eaten by dogs? Immediately put down the vixen in your arms and get out of here! ”

Ren Xiaoyao's face fell, and he subconsciously shouted: "Wronged!" Where did I get the vixen in my arms...... I thought, isn't it too late......"

Cold sweat had already broken out on the fat man's fat face, and he stomped his feet and said urgently: "What should I do?" What to do? ”

"It's miserable...... The eldest wife is coming to catch the rapist again! "Ren Xiaoyao is so anxious that he jumps to his feet, huh? Why do you say "again"?

Ren Xiaoyao's guard stepped forward, clenched his fists and said awe-inspiringly: "Ren ...... The young master retreats first, and his subordinates are willing to resist for a while, fight with them, and buy time for the young master......"

"Fart!" Ren Xiaoyao jumped to his feet and scolded: "That's my wife!" You fight hard to break the net, and you will pay for breaking my wife? ”

"Or ...... Let's dive and swim? One of the guards said cautiously.

"Great idea!" Ren Xiaoyao patted him on the shoulder and praised loudly: "...... Knowing that Lao Tzu can't swim in the water, and coming up with this kind of bad idea, do you want to kill Lao Tzu? ”

“……”

"The surname is Ren! If you don't get out yet, the old lady is going to set fire to the boat! Qian Yun's voice became more and more annoyed.

"Set fire to the ship?" The people in the hall suddenly became anxious, looked left and right, and said loudly: "Who is surnamed Ren?" Get out of here! Your wife's jealousy is your family's business, don't bother us all, okay? ”

"Whose wife is this? Brought hundreds of people to catch the traitor, the scene is really grand......"

"It's unprecedented to be jealous and eat this......"

"That's it."

“……”

Ren Xiaoyao held his forehead and groaned, his expression extremely painful.

The fat man cried and said with a sad face: "Brother Ren, it's all my fault, it's me who has caused you, I'll go out and make it clear to Mi'er, you're just here to help me today......"

"Come on, I'm all sitting on the boat, do you think she'll believe it?"

At this time, Mother Liu, who was standing on the side, said in a low voice: "The one outside the painting boat...... Heroine, it's your lady, right? ”

Let me cry without tears, listen to the honorific title of others, heroine......

Mother Liu smiled and said: "Son, don't worry, this kind of lady is jealous and comes to the door, we have seen a lot of paintings, so we are specially afraid of the boat...... Ahem, a clipper boat was prepared for the guests who respected the lady, and it was hung on the stern side, and the slave family asked someone to put it down, and the two sons quietly walked away, and it was fine......"

Ren Xiaoyao was overjoyed, grabbed Liu's mother's hand and shook it, touched it again and again: "Relatives! ”

The situation was urgent, and Qian Yun was about to lead someone to rush to the painting boat, so Liu's mother was stunned when she led this group, like a defeated remnant of the army who had been chased and intercepted by the enemy, and hurriedly walked to the tail of the painting boat.

Sure enough, there was a small boat at the end, tied to the side of the boat with a cable, and the boat could accommodate just a dozen people, which was almost enough for the guards.

Ren Xiaoyao was overjoyed, and hurriedly stepped in, but at this time, the fat man grabbed him, looked anxious and timid, and kept signaling to the curly girl.

Ren Yao was free for a while, and immediately understood.

Depend on! It's all this kind of bones, and he still doesn't change his heart, and the dead fat man is not saved!

"Mother Liu, come on, come on! What about the deed of sale? Hurry up and take it out, how much silver will you redeem? What the? Ten thousand taels? Why don't you grab it? …… Okay, for the sake of you saving my life today, I won't bargain with you, 10,000 taels, you take it, comrades, it's flash! Girl, get on the boat and go together! ”

A dozen or so people got into the boat, and several boatmen of the boat slowly lowered the cable, and the boat slowly fell into the river.

Ren Xiaoyao sat on the boat with trepidation, looking at Mother Liu standing at the tail of the painting boat silently, and the scene of the Titanic suddenly appeared in Ren Xiaoyao's mind somehow......

"Jack, run! Leave me alone......"

"Oh...... Pork! No! I won't leave you......"

"Jack, I love you!"

"Shredded meat! You're going to live to be eighty years old and have many, many little bastards......"

“……”

“……”

The scene in front of me is so much like that love epic......

Ren Xiaoyao had a smile of memory on his face, and couldn't help but stretch out his hands to Mother Liu on the painting boat: "Shredded meat...... You jump, I jump ......"

"Brother Ren!" The fat man woke Ren Xiaoyao up and looked at him suspiciously: "What shredded meat?" Are you hungry? ”

"Huh? …… Ahem, nothing ......."

In the distance, the shouting of Qian Yun continued in the front cabin of the painting boat.

"The surname is Ren! The old lady will give you another pillar of incense time, and if you don't come out again, the old lady really set fire to the boat! ”

“……”

Thinking that the gods had escaped under Qian Yun's nose unconsciously, Ren Yao was so proud that he couldn't help laughing happily. Wife, you have Zhang Liang, husband and I have a wall ladder, our husband and wife are one thing down one thing......

Everyone rowed a small boat to the shore, and there were lights scattered on the bank of the Qinhuai River, and under the faint light, Ren Yao saw it inadvertently, and the corners of his mouth suddenly flashed a little sneer, which was cold to the bone.

A pillar of incense time passed.

Qian Yun led her female guards to gather around the painting boat, waiting for Ren Xiaoyao to take the initiative to get out and surrender, but Ren Xiaoyao and the fat man had rowed the boat to the shore.

After going ashore, Ren Xiaoyao and the fat man shook hands with each other and said goodbye, and both of them had a sense of luck that they had escaped death.

"Brother Ren, hurry back to the house, pretend that you don't know anything, this time you must Zhenzhen Fugang, the more Mi'er makes trouble, the more unpleasant it becomes!" The brother-in-law sincerely advised.

"Don't worry! Can't clean her up! Ren's brother-in-law gritted his teeth in response.

Looking sideways at the indifferent curling, seeing that the fat man looked confused about her, Ren Xiaoyao opened his mouth, and finally held back and didn't say anything.

The fat man returned home with a curly and full of excitement, and Ren Xiaoyao looked at his delighted back, shook his head and sighed.

This girl...... Very problematic.

※※※

With a group of guards, he hurriedly returned to the mansion, but Qian Yun had not yet returned.

Ren Xiaoyao entered his small courtyard and clapped his hands towards the wing room on the left side of the small courtyard, and when the figure flickered, a shadow subordinate appeared in front of him.

"You go check two people." Ren Xiaoyao commanded lightly.

"Yes."

"First, the young woman that His Royal Highness King Fu brought back to the house today, named Lingering, give me the details of her. The second is the Penglai Xianzhou on the Qinhuai River, there is an old bustard named Liu's mother, these two people are a little wrong, explain it, and give me news in the shortest possible time. ”

The subordinates received the order respectfully, and the figure flashed and lost its trace.

Ren Xiaoyao sat on the Taishi chair in the bedroom and sighed heavily.

During this critical period of contention, a woman appeared inexplicably, which made the fat man fall in love with her, and then the mother Liu pretended to obstruct and hang people's appetites, Ren Xiaoyao was a little stronger, and she pushed the boat down the river, and agreed to get rid of the curling and let the fat man take the curly back to the house, everything seems reasonable, but it has a strange smell, looking back, the more I think about it, the more I feel that this is a pre-arranged trap, waiting for him and the fat man to drill into it stupidly.

Who is Ren? What is the intention of arranging this woman to be with the fat man?

Ren Xiaoyao's heart lit up with a red light of vigilance, and a song from "Sha Jiabang" came to mind: "This woman is unusual......"

was thinking about things in a daze, and suddenly heard a report from the next person that the young lady had returned.

Ren was free for a moment, and then looked up to the sky and laughed: "Someone! Take the general's armor and robes! ”

"Young Master is going to the barracks?" The servant asked curiously.

"Wrong! General Ben wants to revive the husband today! "Ren Xiaoyao's eyes burst with murderous energy, dare to take hundreds of guards to block me in the painting boat, causing the general to flee in embarrassment, and he has no face, today I have to hang this little girl up and beat her, and teach her what it means to be a husband and wife!

Ren Yao's tiger body was shocked, the spirit of the king was overflowing, and the subordinates were suddenly silent.

It's good, that's what it looks like. Ren Xiaoyao was very satisfied with the reaction of his subordinates.

"Go, tell the young lady to come here and see me quickly!" Ren Xiaoyao had a straight face, and the big horse golden knife sat on the chair, like a general in the handsome tent, giving orders with great momentum.

The subordinate glanced at General Ren strangely, and hurriedly ran out in fright.

Ren Xiaoyao's face sank like water, straightened his waist, his eyes were murderous, and he stared at the door for a moment.

One tea, two teas, three teas......

Why haven't you come yet?

Oops, the waist board is very tired, relax first, and then disperse the king later......

"Less...... Young master, young lady is very busy now, she said she wants you to go to the front hall......" The next person appeared at the door panting.

"What?" Ren Xiaoyao's eyes widened angrily, and he shouted: "It's too unusual!" How can there be any reason for a wife to order her husband? Are there any rules? Don't go! ”

Seeing that Ren Yao was scattered again, the subordinate trembled with fright, and stumbled around to reply.

"Wait! Come back! ”

The subordinate stands respectfully.

"The front hall, huh? I'll go. ”

The next person was stunned: "Didn't the young master say not to go?" ”

“…… I...... I'll go to her for a judge! Ren Xiaoyao was annoyed and ashamed.

※※※

In the front hall, Qian Yun was pacing back and forth unusually anxiously.

Ren Xiaoyao puffed up his chest, his eyes were as cold as electricity, and he rolled into the front hall with the momentum of wind and thunder, and the first thing that caught his eye was Qian Yun's angry face.

Hmph, it's a small example, and look at it as a husband and I Zhenfu Gang...... Ren Xiaoyao raised his eyebrows, and waited to reprimand with a straight face.

"Where did you just go?" Seeing Ren Xiaoyao coming, Qian Yun asked, her tone was very unkind.

"Huh?" The momentum that had been brewing for a long time suddenly disappeared without a trace, Ren Xiaoyao's shoulders collapsed, and he stammered: "I...... I just ...... With your brother Fuwang......"

Qian Yun's beautiful big eyes narrowed slightly, and she snorted coldly, "Where were you and my brother just now?" ”

"I ...... We drank tea together and deliberated...... Discussing national affairs...... "Ren Xiaoyao is quite heroic and short-breathed.

"Getting to the point! Where were you just now? Qian Yun gritted her teeth.

"In ...... In a distant and ...... And the mysterious place Ren ......" the more he spoke, the quieter he became.

Qian Yun said angrily: "Did you go to the painting boat with my brother?" Penglai Xianzhou? ”

"You're crazy! How could I possibly go to that kind of place! Ren Xiaoyao shouted in surprise.

"You...... You lied to me! My guards saw you going up! Qian Yun said angrily.

Ren Xiaoyao was suddenly, no wonder Qian Yun led hundreds of guards to surround the painting boat, and when she was arrested, she was seen by her guards.

"Nonsense! How could I go to the painting boat, I obviously sat in the teahouse with your brother and drank tea......" Ren Xiaoyao denied it.

"You...... You still don't admit it...... I'll take someone up to the boat to find you......"

"I didn't ...... it in the first place" Ren Xiaoyao suddenly paused in the middle of speaking, then puffed up his chest and asked awe-inspiringly: "You took someone to the painting boat to find me?" Did you find it? ”

Qian Yun was suffocated, her domineering appearance suddenly became cringe, her beautiful big eyes rolled around, and she said weakly: "No...... Didn't find ......."

"Humph!" Ren Xiaoyao snorted very comfortably, and said confidently: "If I didn't find it, then it proves that I didn't go!" You're wronging me! ”

Qian Yun also realized that something was wrong, yes, the painting boat stopped in the middle of the river, and she took the guards to search all over the painting boat, but still didn't find him, which really shows that he didn't go to the painting boat at all, and he seemed to have really wronged him......

"Oh, husband--people are also worried that you will hurt your body by associating with those indiscriminate women......" Qian Yun knew that she was at a loss, and pulled Ren Yao's arm to be coquettish, with a little guilt on her face.

Wowakaka, scatter the king, hurry up and scatter the king!

Ren Xiaoyaoxing glared, and a strong aura of hegemony overwhelmingly attacked Qian Yun, who was so frightened that her delicate body trembled, cowering in front of him, looking at him pitifully, her eyes were full of fear and surrender.

"Do you know it's wrong?" Ren Xiaoyao asked loudly.

"Got it." Qian Yun lowered her head, pouted, and responded with a weak heart.

"What did you do wrong?" Let it go.

"The concubine should not suspect her husband, her husband is upright and clean, how can she go to that kind of ......place" Qian Yun admitted her mistake, raised her eyes and quietly peeked at Ren Xiaoyao's face, looking like an angry little daughter-in-law.

"It's good to know it's wrong! Hum! Next time, if you doubt the character of this husband, you will not be spared! ”

Ren Xiaoyao is satisfied.

Wowhaha, Zhenfugang feels really good, you can shake a few more times next time.

※※※

In the bedroom of the small courtyard.

Qian Yun leaned softly in Ren Xiaoyao's arms, gentle and well-behaved like a tamed kitten.

"Husband, my father's body seems to be better these days, and his cough is not so bad, do you think my father will get better?"

Ren Xiaoyao looked bitter, the emperor is almost out of oil now, and it seems to be getting better on the surface, but in fact, he can't stand for many days, and he is dying step by step.

"Maybe it's almost ready, Mi'er, you have to serve his old man with all your heart in the palace, maybe...... Maybe as soon as he is happy, he will be completely cured......"

Qian Yun nodded happily, although she is already a wife, but after all, she is still just a little girl, she hasn't thought about many things deeply, seeing that her father seems to have improved in the past few days, her mood is also much happier.

"Husband, the atmosphere in the palace is a little dull now, I don't know why, I always feel like my heart is blocked by a stone, and I can't breathe...... The crown prince and the other two imperial brothers ran to the palace when they saw Tian'er, serving tea and boiling medicine to their father, and behaved very filial, but as soon as they walked out of their father's bedroom, the whole person became gloomy and cold, and their expressions were as hard as if they were going to eat people...... "Qian Yun's uneasy appearance attracted people's pity.

Ren Xiaoyao sneered, I only came to pretend to be a filial son at this time, why did I go earlier?

"Mi'er, maybe it won't be long,...... There may be great changes in the capital, you have to be careful, I have told your guard commanders, once the situation changes, they will send you to the shadow camp outside the city, which is relatively safe, you stay there obediently, you are not allowed to run around, you know? My father and mother and Sister Yanran Feng and Xiao Lu have made arrangements, you are the eldest lady of my Ren family, you can't be willful at this time, understand? Ren Xiaoyao's face has never been so positive.

Qian Yun was startled, stared at Ren Xiaoyao with an even more uneasy expression, and said, "That...... What about you? And what about my father and brother? ”

"Me?" Ren Xiaoyao looked stunned, and then said with a smile: "I'm with them, I protect your father and your brother, believe me, they will be fine." ”

Qian Yun's white jade-like arms wrapped around Ren Xiaoyao's neck, buried his little head in his chest, greedily breathed the smell of Ren Xiaoyao's body, and said sullenly: "You are not allowed to have anything to do!" You are the head of the Ren family, if you have three long and two short, what will we do with our family? ”

"Don't worry, how can anything happen to me? You also know that your husband and I are the best in the world in terms of escape kung fu, and I can't fight others, won't I run away? I've been carrying this thing in my pocket for a long time, and I've never taken it to heart......," Ren said with a hippie smile.

Qian Yun smiled, then frowned, looked at Ren Xiaoyao with a worried face, and said, "Husband, is the situation in Beijing so critical?" Why is this happening? ”

Ren Xiaoyao sighed and said, "Because your royal brothers are not willing to be just a carefree prince, because your prince brother is ambitious and wants to ascend the throne as emperor as soon as possible, because...... For the sake of power and status, they are willing to gamble with the lives of the people in the capital, even their own lives, to gamble on whether they can sit on the dragon chair that represents the supreme ...... of the Ninety-Five."

Qian Yun blinked and asked in a low voice, "What about ...... What about you? Do you have ambitions and desires? Everyone else is fighting, why don't you? ”

"Me?" Ren Xiaoyao was stunned for a moment, and then said with a wry smile: "...... Maybe it's because I'm too lazy, you know, before I became an official, I was just a young master who ate and waited for death, and now even if I have great power, I'm just a court official who eats and waits for death. It's boring and dangerous, how can I afford to play such an exciting game at such a young age? ”

Qian Yun stared at Ren Xiaoyao for a long time, and finally buried his head deep in his chest, his face filled with a happy and warm smile.

"Husband, you are so good...... I like such a husband, I don't fight for hegemony, I don't fight for power, I just want my husband to be by my side safely, let's finish this life plainly and happily, okay? ”

"Good! By the way, I can earn more silver, I can take it in the coffin if I can't spend it, and keep it for the next ......life."

"you! You're out of the money! Qian Yunjiao slapped Ren Xiaoyao with disgust: "Husband, what are you discussing with my brother today?" It's a mysterious......"

As soon as he mentioned this, Ren Xiaoyao's spirit immediately perked up, and he couldn't help but show off proudly: "Hey! Your husband and I are like torches today, and I have seen through a sneaky woman......"

"Oh? What's going on? Let's talk about it. "Qian Yun also came to the spirit.

Ren Xiaoyao's eyebrows fluttered and said: "Your brother has a crush on a red-card girl in Penglai Xianzhou, she looks very good, I will accompany him to redeem that girl today, hey, that chick is estimated to be coming from a very wrong way, I have sent someone to check her......"

Ren Xiaoyao is deeply proud of his sharp vision.

"Huh? Mi'er, why do you have straight eyes? Are you sick? ”

Silence, deathly silence.

A moment later.

Suddenly there was a roar of a Hedong lion in the bedroom.

"Let it go! You bastard! You really went to the painting boat, and you dare to lie to me! Come! Bring a knife! ”

"Ahh I was wrong...... Ah! Madam, just beat the powder fist lightly, and you don't need to ...... the knife."

Ren Xiaoyao sat in the military tent of the shadow camp with a straight face, his face was expressionless, and there were still some bruises on his face, and he grinned in pain when he touched his face casually, and the shadow stewards who could see it were terrified.