This fat man is not stupid, he is soaking in the girl, Lao Tzu worked hard to help him take the throne, but he became the prince, and the beauty girl was also in his arms, what am I fishing? Ancient living Lei Feng?

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When night falls, the crowd on the bank of the Qinhuai River is getting denser, and the painting boats anchored along the shore have already hung two rows of red lanterns. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Ren Xiaoyao and the fat man were dressed in civilian clothes, both of them were dressed as rich and amorous sons, walking slowly on the shore, and around the two, dozens of figures loomed and wandered, blocking the passing pedestrians without a trace. These people are the guards beside Ren Xiaoyao and the fat man, this is an extraordinary time, and neither of them is a hero who sees death as home, so of course they have to be careful when they go out.

Ren Xiaoyao was whispering to the fat man about the recent progress.

“…… The grain carts for trading with the ministers have been prepared, a total of sixty carts, and I also asked Feng Qiudao to send two thousand soldiers of the Longwu Army to escort the carts, and they can set off in a few days, and go straight to Helan Mountain, even if there are bandits along the way, don't worry, just wipe them out, and clear this trade road for future merchants......"

The fat man nodded: "You did a very good job in this matter, not only won over the minister, but also made money, and more importantly, you gained a reputation among the people, killing three birds with one stone!" ”

Ren Xiaoyao smiled: "This is a mistake, I just thought that if I lost money, I would pull a few more pads......"

"How well have you managed the city guards? Will the soldiers listen to you? The fat man said with a solemn expression.

Ren Xiaoyao smiled bitterly: "How can it be so easy?" I've only been in office for a few days, have I? Although the attitude of those soldiers towards me is kinder than when I first went, it has not yet reached the level of obedience, don't forget, Qin Zhong has always been there, his prestige in the army is much higher than mine, if he is really determined to follow the prince all the way to the dark, the variables of the city defense army will be greater......"

The fat man sighed: "Take your time, I just hope that the prince can leave us more time to prepare......"

"You can't take your time! The prince needs more time than us, but we can't give him a chance, Master Chen is right, it's better to get up and wait than to go, if we start first, maybe the chance of winning will be greater, although we are not ready, but I estimate that the prince's side is even more unready, there is a mental calculation or no intention, we have a greater chance of winning. ”

The fat man was puzzled: "What do you mean by preemptively?" ”

Ren Xiaoyao smiled mysteriously and said, "I have an idea, maybe I can force the prince to make the first move, as soon as he makes a move, our chance will come...... Hey, hey, hey, hey......"

"Brother Ren, you are smiling well...... Good ......"

"Are you handsome?"

“…… Treacherous. ”

The two unconsciously walked to a painting boat, the scale of the painting boat is quite large, looking up, there is a mahogany sign hanging on the lintel of the front hall of the painting boat, with four big characters on it: "Penglai Xianzhou".

Ren Xiaoyao raised his chin and asked the fat man, "...... Is this it? ”

The fat man's little squinted eyes stared at the painting boat obsessively, as affectionate as looking at a lover: "...... Yes, right here. ”

The name of the painting boat is quite good, and it has a little bit of an ethereal meaning.

Ren Xiaoyao helped the fat man straighten his clothes, and forced the fat man to put away the smirk on his face, then patted him on the shoulder, pointed to the painting boat and said loudly: "Okay, the pickle girl operation begins!" Fatty, on! ”

The official willow moves the spring strip, and Qin Huai gives birth to the twilight tide. The crescent moon is seen on the platform, and the lights are on the double bridge.

Qinhuai River, since ancient times is the place where literati and scholars gather, talented and beautiful, from ancient times to the present is an eternal topic, this meandering river, I don't know how many poignant and gorgeous clutch stories circulate.

Ren Xiaoyao and the fat man stepped on a springboard that was more than half a foot wide and boarded the painting boat called "Penglai Xianzhou".

The scale of the painting boat is very large, up to three floors, and such a large building boat is still rare in the Qinhuai River. There are about hundreds of painting boats in the Qinhuai River, but most of them are small boats that secretly solicit customers, that is, the "half-closed door" business as the saying goes, working in a small cabin, leaving when they are done, and has nothing to do with Fengyue, it is purely a prostitute to vent their physiological needs, while prostitutes maintain their own livelihood and are a small business with their own families.

It has really formed a scale, and there are still not many big boats with dozens or hundreds of girls on the painting boat in the Qinhuai River.

Ren Xiaoyao and the fat man boarded the painting boat and walked in first, followed by seven or eight of the guards, and the rest of the guards guarded on the shore.

When the turtle who was standing on the bow of the boat to greet the guests saw two richly dressed young men on the boat, and with a lot of entourage, his eyes lit up, and he opened his throat and shouted to the front hall: "There are guests arriving - welcome guests - "

"Shut up! Why are you screaming so loudly? Think that's a glorious thing? Ren Xiaoyao threw a silver ingot to Gu Gong, lowered his voice and reprimanded fiercely. At the same time, he glanced at the shore a few times.

The turtle was stunned, but after seeing the white flowers, he smiled again, and hurriedly came to Ren Xiaoyao and whispered: "Childe, are you two?" ”

Ren Xiaoyao responded in a whisper: "Yes, is there a seat in the hall?" ”

Gui Gong whispered: "Yes, the two sons, please come with the villain......"

"Okay, sneak in, don't ...... shot"

“……”

The three of them sneaked into the antechamber of the painting boat like devils entering the village.

The fat man was full of black lines: "Brother Ren, you are not a thief when you drink flower wine, do you need to be so careful?" ”

Ren Xiaoyao smiled dryly: "This ...... Ahem, I'm a married man, and drinking flower wine is always a little weak-hearted, hehe...... Besides, your sister is not a good child, and if she finds out that I am in such a position, my life will be suspended......"

The fat man shook his head and sighed: "No wonder you used to say that marriage is a man's grave...... Tut, Brother Ren, I didn't say you, you have to learn from me, the way to control the inside, it's also a university to ask, I'm afraid that my wife is afraid of being like you, are you still like a man? I want to revitalize my husband......"

"Less nonsense!" Ren Xiaoyao was ridiculed so much that he couldn't hold his face a little, "Is that afraid?" That's called respect! Tell me bullshit like Zhenfugang again, and when I get home, I'll hang your sister up and beat me up, and then say that you taught me......"

The fat man trembled with fright, and hurriedly smiled obediently: "Ah, Brother Ren, Fenghua Xueyue, Fenghua Xueyue, let's not talk about this...... Hehe. ”

found a window seat in the hall and sat down, and the turtle man ordered someone to serve a pot of wine and a few delicate side dishes, and then smiled flatteringly: "Do you want to ask a few girls to accompany you to have a few drinks?" ”

The fat man waved his hand and sent the turtle man down very old-fashioned.

After a while, a slightly exaggerated female voice sounded behind the two.

"Ouch! Isn't this Zhou Gongzi? Are you here again today? Yo, I also brought a noble friend, hehe, the slave family gave the two of them a gift. ”

Ren Xiaoyao turned around and saw a middle-aged woman blessing them.

After the ceremony, the middle-aged woman raised her head, but saw that she had a hair and foggy sideburns, and a thin powder on her face, although she was half old, she still added a little bit of a woman's mature charm, especially her pair of delicate breasts, which were supported in a half-covered spring shirt, swaying, and people couldn't help but reach in to find out.

When the fat man saw her, his eyes suddenly lit up, staring at her big breasts, and he smiled: "Mother Liu is polite, I came with my friends today, Mother Liu has to say hello......

As he spoke, the fat man quietly handed over a small amount of silver ticket, stuffed it in Liu's mother's hand, and touched her hand twice.

Ren Xiaoyao felt a chill in his heart, could this dead fat man like her? I knew a long time ago that fat people have an unusual hobby for.

Mother Liu took the silver ticket and giggled a few times, the pair of big breasts swaying more and more with the laughter, and I was really worried that they would accidentally pop out of her clothes to let in the air......

The fat man stared at the pair of big breasts, his eyes were straight, the corners of his mouth were full of saliva, and his appearance was so obscene that he couldn't even stand Ren Yao, so he stretched out his leg and kicked him hard under the table, and the fat man was slightly restrained.

Mother Liu's apricot eyes glanced at Ren Xiaoyao intentionally or unintentionally, and then threw a soul-hooking wink at him, and said with a smile: "Zhou Gongzi is our Penglai Xianzhou's honored guest, and your friend is naturally also a distinguished guest, the slave family will definitely entertain him wholeheartedly, giggle......"

Saying that, Mother Liu put her hands on the fat man's shoulders, leaned into his ear and said with a smile: "Zhou Gongzi, do you want the girl to have a few drinks with you today?" Every time you come, you drink alone, is it possible that there are more than 100 girls on our painting boat, and only the girls who are curvy can enter your eyes? ”

"Pee?" Ren Xiaoyao was a little surprised, this name ...... It's a bit of an artistic conception.

The fat man's face darkened: "It's curly!" The willows in the next house are weak, just like the waist of the fifteenth daughter. ”

Ren Xiaoyao smiled embarrassedly: "Fat brother is really cultured......"

Looking at Mother Liu, the fat man's fat face suddenly flushed with shyness, hesitated, and stammered, "It's still ...... Still don't have to...... Mother Liu, I'll come out to play the piano later, I'll be very satisfied to sit here and take a look......"

Mother Liu glanced at the fat man with a smile, and said: "Zhou Gongzi is really a seed of infatuation, but it is much better than those stinky men who came here to look for flowers and ask Liu, but it's a pity that the girl is ignorant and lives up to Zhou Gongzi's affection......"

Ren Xiaoyao listened to the sour water in his heart, damn! This dead fat man, still pretending! If you pretend to be innocent again, maybe the peeing girl will lie in the arms of another man......

"Mother Liu." Ren Xiaoyao stopped the old bustard who turned around and wanted to leave, and said indifferently: "The girl is still a Qingqi person?" ”

Mother Liu looked at the fat man subconsciously, and then immediately smiled: "This son, who has just turned twenty-eight, has not yet made up." ”

Ren Xiaoyao nodded, glared at the fat man sitting on one side with his eyebrows on his face, and smiled at Mother Liu: "Mother Liu, I met you for the first time today, and I won't beat around the bush with you." Let's put it bluntly, my friend has fallen in love with the girl and wants to redeem her, I don't know what Mother Liu wants? ”

Mother Liu looked at Ren Xiaoyao with some surprise, as if she couldn't imagine that the friend brought by Zhou Gongzi was so direct, and then reacted quickly with a smile, and said with a smile: "The slave family has no opinion, but the girl is quite angry, I'm afraid she doesn't want to......"

Ren Xiaoyao sneered, Lao Tzu opened several green buildings under his name, and this kind of trick still dares to get an axe in front of Lao Tzu? Caught in the dust, what woman is not willing to redeem herself? Besides, whether to redeem herself or not, is it up to her?

"Mother Liu, what you said is too untrue, we have all rolled in the Fengyue Field, and we are not just debuting chicks, don't use this to perfunctory us, let's say it directly, how much does it cost to redeem the girl? You name the number, and we'll get the money right away. ”

Mother Liu's face was cloudy, her eyes flashed a few times, and then she smiled and said: "This son, the curly girl is the red card that our Penglai Xianzhou spent many years of money and energy to cultivate, and it has not been out of the cabinet so far, if it is redeemed by the son like this, we will be embarrassed by the painting boat......

Ren Xiaoyao waved his hand: "Okay, let's not redeem ourselves for the curling......"

The fat man and Mother Liu were shocked when they heard this.

Ren Xiaoyao glanced up and down at the painting boat, and said with a smile: "How much silver is your painting boat worth?" I'll buy it, I'll be the shopkeeper, and you'll be the one inside and out, from the big teapot to the girl, and even ...... Including Mother Liu, I've bought them all, Mother Liu, you can make a price......"

Mother Liu was startled and looked at the fat man hesitantly.

The fat man's eyes rolled slyly, and then he put on a helpless look, smiled apologetically at Mother Liu, and then lowered his head and said nothing.

After Mother Liu's mother, she hurriedly smiled: "I can't see that this son turned out to be a rich proprietor, the slave family is disrespectful, the son has the arrogance of spending a lot of money, if the slave family does not agree, it is too ignorant to lift, but the slave family is only the steward of this painting boat, and there are other people in charge of the shopkeeper, such a big thing, the slave family may not be able to do the master......

Ren Xiaoyao stared at Mother Liu for a long time, until the smile on Mother Liu's face was about to stiffen, and then she said with a smile: "Mother Liu, the capital is so big, Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, don't mess with people who shouldn't be messed with for a little girl, in this world, silver can buy a lot of things, if silver can't buy it, then you have to use power to rob it, what does it mean, Mother Liu understands?" ”

Mother Liu's face turned white in an instant, how could she not understand what Ren Xiaoyao meant? This is to warn her not to toast and not to eat and drink, at the moment Mother Liu's expression changed, her charming apricot eyes blinked a few times, and finally smiled: "Gongzi is serious, Zhou Gongzi is so infatuated with the girl, God will not disappoint the infatuated lover, the slave family will go and invite the girl to come out, and it is also her blessing to meet a good man like Zhou Gongzi......"

Ren Xiaoyao smiled even more heartily, "Mother Liu is so knowledgeable, Penglai Xianzhou's business must be rich, thank you first." ”

Mother Liu forced a smile, turned around and walked to the back cabin.

The fat man stared at Mother Liu's back, took a long breath, wiped the cold sweat on his head, gave Ren Xiaoyao a thumbs up, and said with a smile: "Brother Ren still has a way, this Mother Liu is so powerful, every time I come here to mention the matter of redeeming myself, she used an excuse to block back, I didn't expect Brother Ren to do it as soon as he came out, I really admire it......"

Ren Xiaoyao glanced at him, and sneered: "In this kind of dusty place, the more you pretend to be infatuated in front of a person like her who only knows silver, the more you are slaughtered by her, and I have seen a lot of things that are half-concealed and half-hidden, so it is better to cut through the mess quickly, and take the girl back first, whether she likes you or not, how do you get her heart, it's not just up to you?" Is it worth wasting money in this gold cave? ”

Looking at the fat man's stumbling expression, Ren Xiaoyao was curious: "How much money have you spent here in total?" ”

The fat man didn't dare to look at him, and stretched out five fingers in embarrassment.

"Fifty taels?"

The fat man shook his head, "No......"

"Five hundred taels?" Ren Yao's eyes widened.

The fat man smiled shyly: "You guess ...... again"

"Five thousand taels?" Ren Xiaoyao looked at the fat man in surprise, and seeing the fat man nodding a little embarrassedly, Ren Xiaoyao suddenly exclaimed: "I'm damn!" spent 5,000 taels of silver, and never even said a word to anyone, you ...... You are indeed a seed of infatuation! ”

Ren Xiaoyao gritted his teeth in anger.

The fat man hesitated for a moment, then raised his head and said with a heartfelt voice: "True love is priceless!" ”

"Let go of ......" Ren Xiaoyao was furious, and when he saw the appearance of happiness shining in the fat man's eyes, he finally changed his words: "...... What a word! Since you really like her, you should do whatever it takes to redeem her and take her back to the house, and let her be watched by so many lustful men in this dusty land every day, do you feel very comfortable? ”

Seeing that the fat man looked depressed again, Ren Xiaoyao sighed and said weakly: "Brother fatty, let's not do this kind of waste of silver in the future, if you really have too much money to spend, you can come to me to spend, don't forget, I also open a few green buildings, if you fancy which girl, I won't say a word, I will give it to you immediately......"

The fat man smiled shyly: "...... I'm too familiar with you, I'm embarrassed to do it......"

“……”

At this time, the hall was almost full of people, and the turtle man standing at the bow of the boat shouted at the top of his voice: "It's full, lift the anchor!" ”

The boatmen untied the cables, pulled out the iron anchors, and everyone worked together to prop the boat off the shore, and when they reached the deep water, they measured the direction of the wind, and then raised the sails, and the huge building ship slowly sailed from south to north in the sound of gongs, drums, and flutes in the hall.

Ren Xiaoyao and the fat man sat in the hall and chatted for a few words, when Mother Liu walked towards them with a stunning woman, and walked through the scattered tables in front of the hall, only to hear the constant exclamations of the guests.

"Isn't this a curling girl?"

"The girl never takes the initiative to meet outsiders, why did she come to this hall today?"

"Mother Liu, what do you mean by that? I spent a lot of money and never saw a girl, why did you take her to meet someone else today? ”

Mother Liu turned a deaf ear to the questioning of the guest in the hall, and led the curly girl to Ren Xiaoyao and the fat man.

Ren Xiaoyao stared at it, but saw that this red-card girl who made the fat man's soul haunt was indeed a rare beauty, with bright teeth and starry eyes, red and pink frogs, and a national color and heavenly fragrance. It's a pity that this girl always has a pretty face for some reason, and the deep indifference in her eyes makes people really can't get close at first sight.

"Giggles, curling, these two sons want to see you, you have to be entertained, don't be lazy." Mother Liu led the curl to the two of them and giggled.

He took a step forward, deeply blessed the two, and said lightly: "I have seen the two sons." ”

The voice is like the first cry of a yellow warbler, gentle and delicate.

When the fat man saw her approaching, he immediately began to panic, and when he saw her salute, he was so frightened that the fat man bounced up from the stool, and the fat body was unusually agile and stretched out his hand to help him, and said: "You're welcome, girl......"

Who knew that his curling figure flashed, and he took advantage of the situation to straighten up, seemingly inadvertently avoiding the support of the fat man.

Ren Xiaoyao saw everything in his eyes and couldn't help but be slightly surprised.

This girl...... It's not easy.

The fat man also froze, then withdrew his stiff hand, smiled wryly, and his fat face suddenly blushed a little.

Ren Xiaoyao said to Mother Liu: "Mother Liu, let's go through the formalities now, and then you can find a small boat to send us to the shore, don't waste time." ”

Before Mother Liu could speak, who knew that her face, which had been full of indifference, suddenly spoke: "What is the son anxious about?" Now that you're on the boat, why not have a few drinks before leaving? ”

After speaking, he actually smiled at Ren Xiaoyao, and his smile was like a peony suddenly blooming, which made Qunfang lose color.

"Huh?" Ren Xiaoyao and the fat man stayed together.

After a pause, the fat man's mouth suddenly deflated, and he almost cried, looking at Ren Xiaoyao pitifully, his eyes were infinitely resentful: "Brother Ren......"

Ren Xiaoyao is also a little at a loss, damn, how can this stupid girl discharge indiscriminately? Isn't that the wrong person?

"Hey, hey, hey! Don't laugh, you're laughing at the wrong person! Tilt your head a little to the left, yes, to the left, do you see the fat man? Well, okay, smile at him, he'll be your husband from now on......"

Who knew that after seeing the fat man, his smile like a flower was immediately put away, with a pretty face, and said lightly: "I have seen Zhou Gongzi." ”

Feeling such a huge gap, the fat man pouted, looked at Ren Xiaoyao with great grievance, and said with an even more painful expression: "Brother Ren......"

Ren Xiaoyao's eyes widened, staring at the curl, his face full of astonishment.

Is there something wrong with this girl? knew that it was the fat man who ransomed her, but she was indifferent to the fat man, but smiled so happily at other men, how could she have a long brain?

Seeing that the scene was deserted, Mother Liu immediately said in a round field: "Hello, these two sons are distinguished guests, don't slack off, this Zhou Gongzi has always been quite fond of you......"

He said indifferently as usual: "Thank you Gongzi Zhou for redeeming yourself, and I am grateful." ”

When the fat man heard this, he opened his mouth and stammered, his fat face turned red, and he stammered for a long time: "Girl...... You're welcome, I'm ...... I ......"

Ren Xiaoyao sighed, this guy usually talks about women's heads in front of me, and when he sees this, his tongue is knotted, it's really useless! Return the prince, phew!

"Alright, alright!" Ren Xiaoyao impatiently interrupted the false politeness of the two people, one of you pretended to be innocent, and the other pretended to be cold, so the two of them should hurry home and burrow in the bed.

Pointing to Mother Liu, he said, "You go and prepare for me the contract of sale of my body back then." ”