Chapter 4: Pure as a Fish
In the middle of the night, some fish could not sleep, and when they opened their school bags, they saw a dozen colorful underwear. Panties? A piece of cold knowledge flashed in Youyu's mind: underwear was not popularized two thousand years ago......
Youyu was taken aback and looked in a trance, did the fortune teller old man know something in the dark, and even prepared his underwear for himself?! Regret not buying more at the beginning!
When a fish was distressed, the watch on his wrist suddenly made a dripping sound. When you look at it, the dirty face of the old fortune teller appears on the screen of the watch. There are fish excited, there is actually a signal!
"Uncle, you have expected it a long time ago, how should I go back?"
The old man on the screen just laughed and said nothing, and then slowly disappeared, replaced by a string of words.
[Now you have a chance to return to the modern era, but the condition is that you have to bind the "Emperor" system. γ
Youyu thought for a while: "Similar to a game of doing tasks? β
[Yes, the game is simple, you can choose to accept or reject.] Naturally, after rejection, you will lose the opportunity to return to modern times. γ
This question is equivalent to asking whether there is a fish to die or to be disciplined, and whether there is a choice, it is naturally fatal. "I accept."
[The system is being bound...... The binding is complete. γ
Youyu: "You can tell me how I can go back." β
[Do tasks to earn reputation points, reputation points can be exchanged for what you want, and when reputation points accumulate more than one million, you can exchange them for going home.] The main quest is worth 800,000, the side quest is worth 500,000, and the side quest is a hidden quest. γ
A million reputations? Then you have to do it in the Year of the Monkey? Can't wait, there are fish who can't wait to complete the task. "Give me the task."
[Why don't I introduce the background of the times first: In the eighth year of Yongsui, the criminal Hui Gong destroyed the Seven Kingdoms and unified the world, and established the Great Criminal Dynasty, governing the Li people with strict punishments, burning books and pit Confucianism, and exacting heavy donations. In the thirteenth year of the Criminal Dynasty, the night strings were sung, the poverty and luxury were extremely extravagant, and the people were in dire straits and complaining for thirteen years. In the summer of the thirteenth year of the penal state, the emperor was mourned, the crown prince Xin ascended the throne, the court was in turmoil inside and outside, the officials forced the people to rebel, and the war of breaking the sentence was about to break out......]
Youyu said impatiently: "Skip the animation." β
[The first main quest "Unveiling the Pole Uprising", reputation value 50.] γ
Isn't the uprising a rebellion? Make a counter to earn 50, a million reputation points...... Some fish talked to themselves and entered the mental arithmetic mode: "1000000 divided by 50 equals 20,000,!" After 20,000 rebellions, will I be able to go back alive? β
[You do it or don't do it, the task is there, don't come or go, I wish you a happy journey.] γ
"What a joke, it's not pleasant at all!"
Youyu was annoyed about how to complete the "Lifting Pole Uprising", and his head suddenly turned smartly, "Is it not called the Lifting Pole Uprising when a person lifts up a bamboo pole?" β
A fish ran to the courtyard to pick up a branch, made a gesture of raising the holy fire, and shouted: "Uncover the pole uprising, love my China!" β
After shouting, Youyu looked at his watch and asked, "How is it, is it done?" β
[Mission Progress: 0]
Youyu suddenly realized that he was still naive.
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The candlelight in Wei Ya's room was faint, and Shu Jin sat quietly on the couch in front of the bed reading the military book, Xu didn't want to squeeze a bed with Wei Ya, so he refused to loosen his clothes. Wei Ya lay on the bed and lifted Erlang's legs boringly, looking at Shu Jin's thin back from time to time, wondering if he had been estranged from him after leaving Penglai for a month, and he always didn't talk speculatively after he came back, so he wasn't depressed.
"Hey," Wei Ya pursed his lips, his tone slightly stiff, "I see that kid is extremely restless, let him stay in your room alone, aren't you afraid that he will run away?" β
"Barren mountains and mountains, dark nights and high winds, where else can he go out of this house, rather than filling the stomachs of birds and beasts, I believe he is more willing to stay here obediently."
Shu Jin's words were calm but filled with an inexplicable arrogance, as if to say, "If you think your life is big, run away." The fish who eavesdropped outside the door got goosebumps.
Wei Ya got out of bed and sat down next to Shu Jin, wanting to talk about the uprising. "I'll take him down the mountain tomorrow to recruit soldiers, how many people do you expect to be able to summon."
"One thousand, even if you are clever, it will be a thousand at most."
"How so?" Wei Ya frowned, if he could only summon a thousand soldiers, plus the original soldiers, it would only be a little more than two thousand. "If there are only 2,000 people, you can only break the boat, and the first battle must be won to boost morale."
Shu Jin faintly had Feng Yuan's devouring tiger eyes in his mind, which were the most terrifying eyes he had ever seen, and he couldn't help but feel chills when he thought about it. Although Feng Danmiao is the son of Feng Yuan, he has never fought to kill the enemy, what kind of character will he be, whether he is as brave and good at fighting as his father or a reckless man, this has become the biggest doubt in Shu Jin's heart. "Knowing oneself and knowing one's opponent can survive a hundred battles, and I don't even know what kind of person he is...... In short, there are many criminal soldiers, and they can't fight hard. β
Wei Ya's eyes suddenly lit up: "Fire attack, fire attack, Ru County is rich in wine, as long as the people donate their own savings, it is enough to win a battle." β
Shu Jin sniffed the dull smell in the air, and wiped his fingertips across the corners of his forehead to get a thin layer of oil. "You go to the window and look at the moonlight tonight."
Wei Ya walked to the window and looked up at the night sky, "The moon is not full, but it is slightly red. β
"If you want to attack Ru County, you must go up the mountain through the Diancun intersection, this battle cannot sit still, you must strike first, it is too late to recruit new soldiers, you will lead the team of volunteers to dig a three-mile ditch at the Diancun intersection on the same day, and then fill in the long ditch, you can't show the wind, no matter what, it must be completed within three days."
Wei Ya asked puzzledly: "What is your plan, not to attack with fire?" β
"There will be heavy rain in seven days, so lead the soldiers up the mountain first......"
After chatting carefully, Wei Ya had to sincerely admire the sick scheming in front of him. However, this "green flower" that should have belonged to the army refused to enlist, and it was a pity to live in seclusion in Penglai.
After talking about business, Wei Ya didn't know anything, and asked curiously: "You have really seen the red-haired people from the Western Regions, why have you never heard of it?" β
Shu Jin listened, dipped his fingers in tea, and wrote on the table: I lied to him, that guy eavesdropped outside the door, be cautious.
Wei Ya immediately understood, and deliberately raised his voice, "Don't say that I forgot about it, I saw a blue-haired one a few months ago, that clumsy hair, tsk, tsk, even more shabby than that kid, miserable." β
There are fish listening quietly outside the door, and their hearts are pulling out the cold, and they are innocent of the gun......
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Five days later, the criminal army arrived far away from Ru County, and the army was stationed on the spot.
It was the time of the meal, when the smoke of the cooking stove rose in the barracks, and the soldiers sat cross-legged in groups of three or five, slaughtering the cattle and sheep taken from the villagers, roasting them and eating them devouring.
Feng Danmiao shared lunch with a young general called "Duan Dou" in the tent, Duan Dou was a manservant in the Feng Mansion, and grew up with Feng Danmiao, and the relationship between the two can be described as siblings.
Duan Dou took a big bite of mutton while talking about the strange story of Yu Youyu, "It is said that the man fell from the sky and killed the county magistrate, but he is fine, and he said that he was the true dragon emperor, you are not strange." β
"Interesting," Feng Danmiao lazily propped up his waist after eating, and then lay comfortably on the chair, he didn't look careless at all like a general who came to fight, but like a playboy looking for fun. Don't say that he doesn't care, before the war, he went to find a fortune teller to make a fortune teller, but unexpectedly Mr. said: Daji, the general will meet a beautiful woman and conclude a good marriage. Feng Danmiao felt funny when she thought about it, "There have been a lot of strange things these years. β
Duan Dou knew that Feng Danmiao was a person, and he was not afraid to speak in front of him, and asked bluntly: "General, did you say that person would be Allah?" β
"Hmph," Feng Danmiao squinted, "It depends on how many people believe it, by the way, I have something to tell you to do." β
"What's the matter with the General?"
Feng Danmiao took out a bag containing a small bamboo knot from her pocket and put it on the table, "You follow the messenger back to the palace and give this to the queen for me." β
Duan Dou stopped eating meat in surprise, and looked at Feng Danmiao with a smile, "General, the war is about to start, I promised the queen to protect you, I won't leave." β
When Feng Danmiao opened her eyes again, she had already changed to a stern gaze, "If you don't leave, I will kill you with a cane." β
Duan Dou was at a loss, not knowing what he had said wrong, so he quickly knelt down and straightened up, "I don't understand what the general means, if the general has any mistakes, how can the general explain to the queen." β
Feng Danmiao got up and walked to Duan Dou's side and knelt down on one knee, leaning close to his ear and whispering, "You just have to tell Queen SΓΉ that I'll be fine, but if you don't hand over the bag to the queen in time, the queen will be fine." β
Duan Dou's heart trembled, he had already heard the meaning, it was the crime of extermination, "Could it be that the general is...... Don't want to win this battle? β
Feng Danmiao's displeased fist hit Duan Dou's chest, "Idiot, what do you mean by not wanting to win, if you can't win, do what I say, understand." β
Duan Dou's panic stained his face: "The last general doesn't understand, we have 5,000 elite soldiers, and there are less than 2,000 anti-thieves, if even these rabble can't win, it's too ...... It's too embarrassing, this is a major matter of the family and the country, how can the general underestimate it. β
Duan Dou stubbornly said this slap in the face, Feng Danmiao's face was as dark as a lion who was furious, he clenched the sword on his waist, his feet crushed the sand and gravel on the ground and made a creaking sound, his words were full of murderous energy, "How many times do you think you can take a board?" β
"But," Duan Dou wanted to persuade him to retract his fate, but seeing Feng Danmiao's cold eyes that could not be hovered and showed cold light, he knew that he had no choice, "The end ...... The last will obey. β
Feng Danmiao nodded with satisfaction, got up and walked out of the account, seeing that the weather was still good and preparing a hundred steps after dinner. Duan Dou followed out of the account and subconsciously asked, "Where is the general going?" β
I saw Feng Danmiao walking away, and the shocking momentum had dissipated, and he wanted to see where the marriage on the hexagram was, "Find the village girl!" β
"......" In the face of such a boss, Duan Dou felt that he was powerless to return to the sky, as soon as he heard that the people in the village were deserted and fled by the torturers, there was no one for a long time, and besides, "General, the village is here!" β