I actually crossed over.

Yu Youyu suddenly understood why these people inexplicably called themselves emperors, just because they were not thrown to death! Yu Youyu was so frightened that he sweated, and hurriedly clarified, "You guys are mistaken, I'm not the emperor, I'm just a student, Yu Youyu in the third class of the 12th level accounting, I have hung up twice, and the rotten door is a ......."

However, before he could finish speaking, Shu Jin took out a poisonous needle stained with sweat medicine from the small medicine bottle in his pocket, and flew out with a snap of his fingers, piercing it directly into Youyu's neck, and Youyu fell into a coma on the spot.

Wei Ya looked at Shu Jin in surprise, "What do you want to do." ”

Shu Jin methodically put away his small medicine bottle, and after straightening his clothes, he turned around and left indifferently, "If you say something that shouldn't be said, things will be troublesome, I'll go buy medicine, you can do it yourself." ”

Seeing Yu Youyu fainting, the crowd stirred again. Seeing this, Wei Ya ran up to the altar, pretending to pull out the veins for Yu Youyu, and looked at him carefully and felt that he looked good, but this stupid face, no matter how you look at it, is not the material for the emperor.

"Everyone be quiet, this ......" Wei Ya didn't know what to call Youyu, anyway, he didn't believe in evil, swallowed his breath and declared loudly, "This strong man fainted from being frightened, just sleep, he may not know that he is the Emperor Star, and he can't stand everyone's kneeling and bowing, before the Emperor of Punishment does not surrender, this strong ...... The strong man is not the emperor, so let's support him as the magistrate of Ruxian County first, and after he leads us to eradicate the criminal emperor, we will support him as the emperor, what do you think? ”

Heroes...... In fact, there are fish that look quite "small jasper", with a height of 1.73 meters and a thin body.

The high priest nodded in agreement, "Well, it is really unreasonable for Emperor Xuan to be ruthless now, so as not to attack him, just now he said that his surname is Yu, let's call him the magistrate of Yu." ”

The crowd applauded: "Okay, County Magistrate Yu, County Magistrate Yu ......"

Wei Ya turned to the high priest and said, "Master, I have an empty pavilion on Penglai Mountain for County Magistrate Yu to live temporarily, can I take County Magistrate Yu to rest?" ”

Wei Ya can be regarded as the captain of the rebel army, and his words also have some weight, and the high priest allowed him to build yì, "I can trust you as a person, and I will take care of the county magistrate Yu." ”

"Yes."

The high priest sighed heartily and asked in a low voice, "Hey, how can we deal with this torturer when we are unarmed?" ”

"Master don't panic," Wei Ya put the fish on his shoulder, and hooked the corners of his mouth confidently, "With this disguise, you will definitely be able to respond to every call, and the chances of winning are thirty percent more." ”

The high priest was obviously dissatisfied with Wei Ya's frivolous attitude and frowned, "He is Allah, not a front. ”

Wei Ya couldn't help but laugh when he saw the high priest's cute appearance, in his eyes, the high priest was just a market ruffian with rigid ideas and pretending to be ghosts, but he could win people's hearts, no matter whether he was playing tricks or pretending to be crazy and stupid, it would work. Wei Ya approached the high priest, "Old ghost, do you think I really believe in the Beichen Emperor Star?" That's just your rhetoric, but you're acting like the real thing, with two brushes. ”

The high priest's expression was a little stricter: "You stinky boy, Lao Tzu has eaten more salt than you have eaten, I have read countless people, this person reveals Confucianism between his eyebrows, if he becomes the emperor, it will be the blessing of all the people." ”

Wei Ya smiled flatteringly: "Yes, yes, the master is reasonable, you give everyone some instructions, and I will take him back first." ”

The high priest turned to the crowd and announced: "Please also ask the villagers to run and tell each other, the heavens will send down my Allah, and I will be destroyed......

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Penglai Mountain at night.

I don't know if the concentration of sweat medicine is too large, Yu Youyu slept lifelessly, and the two people sitting opposite each other in the room were also lifeless, so quiet that they could clearly hear the sound of fish sucking. In this time that should have been a harmonious dinner, Wei Ya couldn't survive this discordant atmosphere anymore, squeezed out a miserable white smile, and flattered Shu Jin's bowl with a piece of chicken. "Why don't you talk, if you don't eat, it'll be cold."

Shu Jinshi raised his head slightly, and said in a questioning indifferent tone: "Did I let you carry him back?" ”

Wei Ya bit the root of the chopsticks helplessly, "Didn't you let me watch it." ”

Shu Jin couldn't bear to slap the table, and then pointed to the fish on the bed, "Did I let you carry him to my bed!" ”

Wei Ya scratched his head, "I have this...... Have you thought about it, I'm afraid," Wei Ya lowered his head and pursed his lips, "I'm afraid that if you carry him to my bed, you will be even more angry." ”

Shu Jin: "......"

Wei Ya hurriedly explained: "It's okay, you can sleep in my bed tonight." ”

Shu Jin: #...

Yu Youyu couldn't be reserved anymore, smelling the fragrant dishes, her hungry stomach gurgling, and she sat up with an irresistible weakness. He woke up an hour ago, pretending to be asleep and eavesdropping on the conversation of the people in the house, and now he was lying on the bed, and he knew that the two men had no ill intentions.

Youyu looked at the dishes on the table, swallowed his saliva, and said, "I...... I am hungry. ”

When Shu Jin heard this, he subconsciously covered half of his face with his hands, got up and walked to the side, picked up the mask and put it on his face.

"Please," Wei Ya poured a glass of wine for Youyu, knowing that he was jealous, so he smiled and gestured, "How did you fall from the sky?" ”

Youyu breathed a sigh of relief, and Xuewei Ya sat at the dining table with the appearance of Xuewei Ya, and drank a little wine in disobedience, "I don't know, I was ...... I was thrown into the sky and then fell, how could I be here? ”

"You fainted, I carried you on your back, huh? Something can throw you into the sky. ”

As if he couldn't explain how he described it, a fish opened his arms and gestured: "I was taken to the sky by such a big bird, and then I was thrown down, you misunderstood me, I am really not an emperor." ”

"I know you're not the emperor, it's strange that you didn't fall to your death."

Shu Jin sat back on his seat and said nonchalantly: "If you fall into the ashtray, you won't be able to die either." ”

Youyu was forced by the cold air evaporating from Shu Jin's body, and he spoke in a strange tone, not knowing what he was aiming for. Youyu silently sat down beside Wei Ya away from him, and said respectfully: "It's strange to say, in short, it's good not to die." ”

Shu Jin glanced at Youyu, "Are you of an alien race?" Why short yellow hair. ”

Isn't this all for the sake of fashion? Youyu looked at their long black and straight hair and scratched his head, "My family is in the wilderness to the west, and short hair is the custom of my hometown, and there are herbs in my hometown that can dye my hair yellow." ”

"Huh~" Wei Ya looked at the fluffy yellow hair on the fish's head with disgust, put down the chopsticks with an appetite, and lost his appetite, "What disgusting hair." ”

Like a cool breeze blowing, a fish was speechless for a while.

"Well," Shu Jin didn't know what kind of smug mentality he had, picked up the chopsticks that Wei Ya put down, handed them to Youyu, and filled Youyu with a bowl of lotus soup, "Your birds in the Western Regions are really big." ”

"I've never seen such a big bird......" Youyu smiled far-fetchedly, the man in front of him not only covered his face, but also didn't have a single expression, which really made people guess his thoughts.

Shu Jin: "Have you ever thought about being an official?" ”

Needless to say, in the 21st century, who doesn't want to be a rich businessman and an idle official, Youyu is a layman, and it is naturally no exception, it is best to marry a virtuous young and beautiful wife, then this life will be complete. Youyu was eating his meal in a big gulp, nodding his head again and again.

Shu Jin: "Do you want to go home?" ”

If you can go back...... There is a fish love xù plummeted, and I dare not have any hope, this is not something that can be solved by relying on backward technology two thousand years ago, even modern technology cannot do it. "Yes, but I'm lost, unless the big bird takes me away again."

Shu Jin: "If you come, you will be safe, your life is good, now the people have recommended you to be the county magistrate of Ru County, I don't think you will refuse." ”

"County magistrate?" Youyu looked at Shu Jin curiously, and then at Wei Ya, and always had a bad premonition, "There is no conspiracy." ”

Wei Ya swept the little yellow hair on the head of the fish with one hand with his displeasure: "You kid don't get cheap and sell well, if it weren't for your county magistrate's sake, Lao Tzu would have thrown you into the ravine." ”

Youyu did not refute, he already realized the deep malice from this era.

"I heard that there is an artifact in the Imperial Palace, which can go up to the heavens and the earth and travel through time and space. I have seen a man from the Western Regions who is like you, with red hair, blue eyes, and wearing clothes similar to yours, and has a sign like this, and he said that he suddenly appeared in the torture palace and escaped. Shu Jin pointed to the only Nike logo on the T-shirt.

“nike？！” Youyu was so excited that his eyebrows raised, "Have you really seen such a sign?" Where is the man, I will go to him. ”

Shu Jin: "I heard that I was arrested by the Emperor of Punishment, and I have disappeared since then, and I guess I have returned to my hometown." ”

"How can I find the Emperor?" There are fish that can't wait.

"Simple," Shu Jin said after drinking half a bowl of soup, "Be the county magistrate, and then climb up layer by layer, and when you are promoted to the third prince and nine kings, you will naturally be able to meet the Emperor of Punishment, and when the time comes, please ask the Emperor of Punishment to give you the seal of the country to open the door of shuttle, and you can go home." ”

Youyu frowned for a while, "Then I can only meet the Emperor of Punishment in the Year of the Monkey, is there any other way, can I sneak into the Palace of Punishment?" ”

Wei Ya laughed: "Whimsical, I'm afraid that as soon as you stepped into the first gate of the palace, you were already killed by random arrows." ”

"Then what should I do, how can a monarch lend me the jade seal." Youyu was so anxious that he lost his appetite, he was originally desperate and disheartened, but Shu Jin's words gave him a glimmer of hope.

"If you think ten years is too long, then ......" Shu Jin dragged his voice slightly.

"That's it, you say, please help me."

Shu Jin simply spit out two words, "Rebellion." ”

……

Time was silent for a long time, the room was silent, and Wei Ya watched intently at the subtle changes on Youyu's face. However......

"," Youyu stood up sharply in protest, accidentally knocking over the table and spilling the soup on Wei Ya's face, "try." Don't be stupid, I got three years of discipline pacesetter in high school! ”

"Toast, don't eat, eat and drink." Wei Ya couldn't bear to wipe the soup off his face, got up and angrily pulled out his sword and put it on the fish's neck, "Believe it or not, Lao Tzu killed you with a knife in his hand." ”

"Why are you so fierce!"

In the end, Youyu is also a small slippery head who sees the wind and steers the rudder, and adapts to changes, although he doesn't know much about the current situation, but he is also vaguely aware of it. In short, there is only one principle, that is, to stay in the green mountains and not be afraid of no firewood. "Isn't it just to be a county magistrate, and I can't be a county magistrate!"

Shu Jin leisurely raised a glass of wine and shook it in his hand, and said with satisfaction, "Hmm~ I appreciate you very much." ”