XY.116 Professional beggar routines

Recommended reading: ? You are stupid, are you wearing clothes that most people are willing to touch? If he doesn't want to, how can he see through it! Guo Yang said angrily, speechless for Su Mu to ask such an idiotic question.

"But I've seen it here, and there are still some people who really have broken their hands and feet." Su Mu asked.

Guo Yang looked like an idiot and said, "Oh my God, are you a beggar or not?" Why don't you understand anything? ”

"Big brother, I'm not staying in a small city! I'm not familiar with it! Su Mu said with a smile, and stuffed another hundred yuan into Guo Yang's hand.

Guo Yang smiled: "Yes, they really broke their hands and feet, but their family conditions may not be very bad." Because they have broken hands and feet, isn't it just right to be a professional beggar? ”

"Big brother, one last question, may I ask what is the matter with those children begging?" Su Mu asked in a low voice.

Guo Yang shook his head and said, "I can't answer you this question, those people are not something I can afford to provoke." ”

Su Mu still wanted to ask, but Guo Yang kept walking out, it seemed that this question really made Guo Yang very scared, otherwise a person like him who obviously lacked two tendons in his head would not dare to say it.

Watching Guo Yang walk away, Su Mu began to talk to the audience in the live broadcast room.

"Everyone has heard it, so you should be careful when you see beggars in the future, it's not that you don't want to do good deeds, you just don't want to be deceived."

In fact, Su Mu didn't want to say this kind of thing, after all, it was easy to be misunderstood, but since Su Mu wanted to expose them, it didn't matter if he said these things, anyway, Su Mu never cared what those sunspots said, and just ignored them.

"In fact, professional beggars are not uncommon now, but this kind of insider is still rarely heard."

"Then I saw someone actually pull the beggar's clothes, and found that he just tied his calves."

"Some people can come up with any way to get something if they want to get something for nothing."

"But that stupid big guy just now is very funny, and he even wants to be Brother Mu's eldest brother, and it's also 6 days upside down."

"It's just, I look proud, I'm about to laugh and lie down."

"Okay, I'll go over first, we can't talk anymore." Su Mu said with a smile, he has not forgotten until now, his purpose is not to come here to chat with fans.

Su Mu packed up the garbage left behind after eating, threw it into the trash can, and then walked to his own territory.

Looking at it from a distance, the other beggars were still walking back and forth in the place they had chosen a long time ago, and although it was noon, there were still many people in the pedestrian street, and these people were their target.

Su Mu walked back to his place slowly, because there was shade from the trees, so he didn't feel too hot, Su Mu just sat there and watched the people come and go.

And Guo Yang has been observing Su Mu, wanting to see how Su Mu is doing, and he can make so much money.

"Wow, you're Brother Sharp?" Su Mu sat there, and after a while, he saw a boy walking over.

As soon as he heard what the boy said, Su Mu immediately understood that this boy was his fan, but Su Mu was not nervous, and said very calmly: "You are wrong, I am really not Brother Sharp." ”

"No, it won't! Brother Sharp looks exactly like you! The boy said in surprise, but this acting skill really made Su Mu dare not compliment.

Su Mu couldn't have imagined that these fans' acting skills were so exaggerated? None of them are distracted? Look at this boy, when he said this, Su Mu obviously found that he was holding back a smile, Su Mu could only pray that this big brother would not be a goof, otherwise this scene would not be able to continue.

"Don't you see I'm begging? If you have money, give a reward, don't hang out in front of me if you don't have money, you see that you have disturbed my business. Su Mu pretended to be impatient.

The boy was a little puzzled by Su Mu's words, but he didn't think much about it, and still said with a smile: "Hey, hey, if you take a photo with me, I'll give you some money." ”

"Okay, hurry up, I'm going to keep doing business!" Su Mu continued, anyway, Su Mu just wants to show Xi àn out of the stunned and will not know anything to show Guo Yang.

The boy agreed, took a photo directly next to Su Mu, and threw a hundred yuan to Su Mu.

Su Mu looked at the money, put it directly in his pocket, and continued to sit aside.

Guo Yang looked at Su Mu's side and no one went over, so he simply walked over and said a little speechlessly: "Boy, I now know why you don't make money." ”

When Su Mu heard Guo Yang's words, he held back a smile in his heart, but he still pretended to be puzzled and asked, "What's wrong?" Big brother, is there anything wrong with me doing this? ”

"Look at what you've done? People stand in front of you, if you don't cry dad and call your mother, forget it, you are still so cold, are you a beggar? At first, I thought it was strange, you are wearing this dress, no matter how others will give it! Now look at your watch xiàn I don't feel strange at all. Guo Yang looked at Su Mu with an uncompetitive look, and he didn't know what to say, like he wasn't as stupid as him at the beginning.

"Aren't beggars incapable of talking to others? I've always done that, huh? "Sumu Road.

Guo Yang squatted down, patted Su Mu's shoulder and said: "Young man, you, watch more and learn more, begging can be like this, you are lucky now, others treat you as another person, if there is no such thing, you don't get a penny, I am not surprised." ”

"Begging, begging, you have to let others know that you are begging, look at you like this, others still think you are engaged in some kind of performance art, you have to pretend to be pitiful, you have to be dead-faced, understand?"

"Oh, big brother, you're so good, so what should I do?" Su Mu said with a compliment.

Looking at Su Mu's appearance, Guo Yang rubbed his fingers and said with a smile: "It depends on your thoughts." ”

Su Mu instantly understood that Guo Yang was asking for money, but he didn't expect Guo Yang to look like a deceitful person, he was so good at asking for money, and he could ask for money if he asked a question.

But in order for him to continue, Su Mu had to hand Guo Yang just one hundred yuan.

Guo Yang put the money in his pocket with satisfaction, and said with a smile: "Look at you like this, right?" I'll teach you this kind of thing, I wouldn't teach this kind of thing. ”

"If you don't give money, you won't teach!" Regarding Guo Yang's shameless behavior, Su Mu complained silently in his heart.

"Like you are good now, if you want to pretend that you are not in good spirits, just fall here and sleep, and someone will naturally give you money at that time, and you can also write a little word to talk about your difficulties."

"What's so difficult? I haven't written it either. Su Mu said a little anxiously.

Guo Yang looked at Su Mu's appearance and sighed: "How did I meet such a superb product as you, you can write it casually, what kind of flood at home, earthquake at home, family sickness and need money or something, isn't it okay?" ”

"Will anyone else believe it?" Su Mu asked pretending not to understand.

"I'll just say it once, you said that as a professional beggar, everyone else knows it! But some people always have compassion, whether what you say is true or not, but there will always be people who will give you money, and that's enough. Guo Yang really couldn't stand Su Mu's appearance that he didn't understand anything, so he quickly said a word and wanted to leave.

However, Su Mu wouldn't let Guo Yang run away, and finally heard some inside stories, and hurriedly asked, "Then will there be a lot more money in this case?" ”

"Of course, if it weren't for you being so good, I would have sued you, you kid, think about it! I went over first, and I don't have any income today. Guo Yang still left.

However, Su Mu was not discouraged, hearing so many inside stories, for the audience in the live broadcast room, these things can be distinguished when they meet beggars in the future.

"I will upload all of today's live broadcast to the video area, and I won't delete it. As you can see, these people still have a lot of routines, and they take advantage of our kindness more. Of course, many of these people are really difficult at home, and we can't knock over a pot of porridge because of some rat droppings. It was only later that I came across it and discerned it carefully. Su Mu watched Guo Yang walk away, didn't look at himself, and said softly.

"The city routine is deep, I want to go back to the countryside."

"What more can I say to them?"

"This time, Brother Mu is amazing, let us know so many unknown things about beggars."

"That's right, although I know that many of them are professional beggars, I really don't know that there are so many routines for them."

"No wonder there are more and more beggars now."

"There's no way around it, there are no relevant laws, you can only rely on morality, but morality has already been thrown into the dung pit for these people."

"Okay, let's not talk about these things, my purpose is just to make everyone vigilant, don't lose confidence in social charity because of these professional beggars, there are still many good people." Su Mu watched them pull farther and farther away, and had to say it.

This is a big environment, and it is impossible to change it instantly, so Su Mu doesn't want them to be a topic that has no results at all in the live broadcast room.

"In fact, up to now, we also clearly know some of the routines commonly used by professional beggars, in ordinary life, everyone pays attention to it, and I will continue to stay here to see if there will be any unexpected gains." Su Mu said with a smile.

Now Su Mu just wants to find more questions, after all, for professional beggars, he can only take precautions, not go to the police, so Su Mu still wants to know more.

Seeing that Guo Yang was still lying in the place he was looking for, Su Mu looked at it carefully, and could vaguely see words on the ground, Su Mu knew that Guo Yang was using the routine he said.

However, Su Mu didn't believe how much money they could beg for today, after all, many of Su Mu's fans said that they were all outside to remind people who came here to shop to be careful of these beggars, and it was foreseeable that their harvest today would be very bleak. (To be continued.) )

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