XY.115 Beggars talk about careers

When Su Mu finished eating, he also saw one of the three beggars coming over here.

"Hey, brother, you're new, aren't you?" The beggar raised an eyebrow, leaning against the wall as he spoke.

Su Mu pretended to be puzzled and said, "Yes, what's wrong?" Any questions? ”

"Haven't you heard of what Buddha to worship somewhere? When you come to us, you make money so lightly? I see you've made a lot of money in the morning. The beggar said quite smugly, this place has been wrapped up by a group of them, and the newcomer is so not filial piety!

"Eh, big brother, it's the first time I've come to Guibao Land, and I don't know the rules here, please teach me." Su Mu said in a low voice, and casually took out another hundred and handed it to the beggar.

The beggar looked at Su Mu's appearance, nodded with satisfaction, and said, "Yes, you kid has a bit of eyesight, and you look like a professional beggar!" Since you came to us, then you can be regarded as one of us, of course, the details still depend on our boss. ”

The beggar put the money in his pocket and continued: "Come here, thirty percent of the money you beg for every day will be handed over to our boss, and the remaining seven achievements will be yours, this is your protection fee." In addition, you should be a novice, and when you go to a new place in the future, you have to go to worship the head snake, that is, me, otherwise you will be beaten today. ”

"Yes, yes, I remember, so let's go see the boss today?" Su Mu continued to ask, and when Su Mu heard that they were still a group crime, he wanted to know the truth even more.

"That's so easy, wait, I need to report to the boss first, and then the boss decides." The beggar said angrily, how can this kind of thing be above board, otherwise it will be discovered by others, and they will be regarded as stinky in this realm.

"Okay, well, listen to the eldest brother, thank you eldest brother." When Su Mu heard the beggar's words, he smiled secretly in his heart, whether he saw the boss or not, anyway, they were professional beggars who were exposed, but this kind of thing is not illegal, at most it is moral condemnation, let others be careful.

The beggar suddenly thought of Su Mu begging for so much money, approached Su Mu, and said with a smile: "You kid is amazing, look at you have earned more than a thousand this morning!" So many people have come to you, and I can pay a lot of people to come out. ”

"There, I don't know what's going on, I was just sitting there trying my luck, you also know that my little brother I just came over, and I don't know my life well, so I know that they suddenly came to give me money, and I am inexplicable." Su Mu said half-truthfully.

The beggar was speechless at Su Mu's words, patted his forehead and said, "Don't you kid know the reason?" You're a professional beggar, you have to know that you're lucky today, but not necessarily in the future, so you have to find out why so many people are giving you money today, you understand? ”

Su Mu thought for a moment and said, "Big brother, do you mean to let me treat beggars as a real career and find a way to make money in it?" ”

"You're not too stupid, you know what I mean." The beggar nodded, glad that he was able to teach Su Mu knowledge.

Su Mu was also speechless about this beggar, didn't he say that beggars are very careful? Why is this not scheming at all, doesn't it mean that beggars don't pay attention to others? Why did this beggar come to the door?

"Oh, I know a little bit about this, when they gave me money, they said something Sharp, it seemed to say that I was Brother Sharp, and then they gave me money and took pictures with me." Su Mu said with a smile.

Hearing Su Mu's words, the beggar looked a little sluggish, and asked in a daze, "Is it because you look like a person, so they all come to give you money?" You're not lying to me, are you? I've been in junior high school, and you can't fool me with my IQ. ”

At first, the beggar questioned Su Mu, but then he was led crooked by himself in an instant, and he swore that he didn't see the wrong person.

Even Su Mu, who was speechless, thought: Big brother, when did you look at people, you are still in junior high school, my God, you won't come out after finishing your nine-year obligation!

Although he thought so in his heart, Su Mu still praised him: "That's, how could I lie to you, big brother!" I don't believe I'll sit there and you can watch from the sidelines. ”

"Yes, you're right, seeing is believing. How could I not have thought of it! The beggar said with some chagrin, disappointed that he had not thought of this solution.

"Haha, big brother, you just don't want to think about it, I'll just help you think about it." Su Mu said hypocritical things that he wanted to vomit even after listening to them.

When the beggar heard Su Mu's words, he immediately laughed happily and said, "Yes, yes, what you think is what I think, you are very good!" What's your name? ”

"The younger brother's name is Mu Su, the wood of wood, the Su of Suzhou." Su Mu now also knows that this beggar is not uneducated, but his brain is different from others, Su Mu is really strange how others can rest assured that he will come out to be a professional beggar, isn't he afraid that he will be abducted by others?

"Oh, Mu Su, okay, you will be my little brother in the future, my name is Guo Yang, just call me Brother Guo." Guo Yang said happily, this is his first little brother, so he is extremely happy, and what makes him even happier is that Su Mu has been praising him.

In normal times, as long as he speaks, other people will tell him to shut up immediately, but I didn't expect that a person who knows the goods came today, which simply made Guo Yang feel like he had found an organization.

"Okay, Brother Guo, do you usually beg here?" Seeing that Guo Yang relaxed his vigilance against himself, Su Mu began to talk.

Guo Yang didn't think about it at all and said: "Oh, the place we go to is not necessarily, we also go according to the flow of people, like Saturday and Sunday, we come to the pedestrian street more, think Monday is a weekday, we are generally in a place like the underpass, there are more people to be rich!" ”

"Brother Guo, you are really amazing, I didn't expect to have so much knowledge in begging." Su Mu pretended to be surprised and said, and praised Guo Yang again.

Guo Yang waved his hand and said: "Where and where, these are what my eldest brother thinks, I don't have the ability." ”

"Then can I go see Big Brother?" Su Mu asked tentatively.

Speaking of the eldest brother, Guo Yang was a little hesitant, but he still said: "The eldest brother said before that others asked him, and he couldn't say it, but for the sake of us being so involved, I will tell you, eldest brother, he and we are acting separately, and we can't see it now, but when he comes over in the evening, you can see it." ”

"Thank you, big brother, thank you, big brother." Hearing Guo Yang's words, Su Mu immediately thanked Guo Yang again.

Guo Yang didn't laugh this time, but whispered to Su Mu: "My eldest brother won't let me tell others about his situation, so when the time comes, just take a look from afar, don't let him find you." ”

"Understand, I definitely won't bother you, big brother, don't worry!" Su Mu immediately reassured.

As long as it is photographed by the live broadcaster, do you still need to watch it? There is no need at all, when the time comes, Su Mu will shoot all these professional beggars and let the fans see them.

Guo Yang nodded, patted Su Mu's shoulder and said, "You kid is really good, if you are willing to join us, then I will go and plead with my eldest brother." ”

When Su Mu heard this, he hurriedly shook his head and said, "Big brother, forget it!" I'll be here for a day, and I'll be leaving tomorrow. ”

"What to go? It's so good to make money here, why do you want to leave? Guo Yang couldn't understand Su Mu's words.

"Big brother, I'm from a neighboring city, because I can't get money there, so I came to this city to see the experience, so I'm going back tomorrow." Su Mu saw that Guo Yang would believe it, so he didn't bother to think of excuses, and said a few words casually.

Guo Yang was a little surprised when he heard Su Mu's words. "Seeing that you are asking for so much today, you will not be able to ask for money?"

"Big brother, don't you know, I'm begging over there for a day, if I'm lucky, it may be about a hundred a day." Su Mu smiled bitterly.

Guo Yang was a little angry at Su Mu's words and said, "You are only a hundred a day? It's a shame on the face of our professional beggars, for the sake of you and my appetite, you say that you are so begging, I'll help you see. ”

"Oh, then thank you, big brother, I'm the same over there as here, just sit and put a bowl." Su Mu pretended to be frightened and whispered.

"Look at you, you can't even beg, you are stupid, you say you are able-bodied, how can people give you money, look at those two people." Guo Yang said, the one who came with him, one hand was broken, and the other was broken.

"They are all disabled, and only then will you not be able to work, and others will pity you and give you money." Guo Yang gritted his teeth at Su Mu's failure, and people who didn't know thought that Guo Yang was Su Mu's eldest brother and educated him like this.

"Am I going to break my own leg too?" Su Mu was a little puzzled.

Su Mu's heart was so happy at this moment, these inside stories can be regarded as knowing, and everyone will be able to know when others are begging.

"What do you think, do you think that people really have broken hands and feet, you look at the broken foot, he just folded his foot underneath, didn't you see his clothes as big?" Guo Yang said proudly that he was very experienced in this area.

Seeing Guo Yang talking about the broken foot, Su Mu asked about the other one. "Big brother, what's the matter with that severed hand?"

"This is even easier, if you look at his clothes, one hand is broken, just tie it to his body, and he is not afraid of natural reactions."

"But if that's the case, won't it be easy for others to see through it?" Su Mu continued to ask.

Encountering such a beggar is simply Su Mu's lucky day, and Su Mu must ask all the inside stories clearly. (To be continued.) )