02. Why is the black cat always colorful~ full of gas?
On Saturday, the sixth day of thinking about it behind closed doors at home, and unlike usual, Long Er did not return to the room after lunch to think about how to write 10,000 words, but took a document bag and got on the tram.
Anyway, why do I think of the game called "Beep ~ Han Wolf" every time I sit on the train~?
Long Er sat on the tram, looked left and right to see the mood of not finding anything, I really don't know whether it is regret or regret~
(Hey!) These two words mean the same thing!! οΌ
With this in mind, Long Er stepped off the tram and walked a few steps to an office building.
The name of the company on it is [Space Cavalry], and looking at these words, Long Er's mind flashed countless thoughts.
"How much does the president of this company like coded films~ Is it because it can have a little fantasy?"
Pulling out the corners of his mouth, the dragon entered the gate.
"Hello, beep~beep~ The editor has made an appointment with me to meet later."
"Excuse me~ beep ~ beep ~ yes ......"
It seems that the silencing effect is too powerful, and the lady at the front desk clearly heard that Long'er was asking the editor.
"Hi ~ It's Ah Xu's edit~"
Long Er patted his head, forgetting that his real name was an editor with a silencer system.
"Oh~ Is it Ah Xu's editor? Okay, I'll let him know. Also, have you been taught a lesson by me? β
The lady at the front desk, after talking to Long Er with a very formula smile, asked a strange question for some reason.
"Clams? Am I born with a face that needs to be taught? β
Long Er looked at the long silver hair and black headband in front of him. The girl with black-rimmed glasses and a hint of intellectual beauty said.
"Nope! Excuse me! Because you're very much like some of the people I used to teach in school~ I thought you were here to make trouble~ I'm so sorry!! β
The girl seemed to know that she was too abrupt, and immediately apologized.
"It's okay~ It's okay~ I'd better go somewhere first and wait for Ah Xu's edit."
Knowing that it was still his own face that caused the trouble, Long Er waved his hand happily, and prepared to wait in the reception room.
"That's my name Tomoyo Sakagami! If there's anything I can help. Can I help? It's okay to apologize~"
The girl is still unrelenting~ It seems that she is the kind of girl who has a board and a glance......
Wait a minute!! Tomoyo Sakagami?! Long Er suddenly looked strange for a while~
"Eh~ If you don't use a combo kick on me, it's the biggest help for me~"
After saying this, Long Er hurried towards the reception room, as if there was a monster in the costume of a ragdoll bear behind him.
"It's strange, how does he know what tricks I usually use the most?"
Zhidai tilted his head and looked at Long'er's back and thought strangely.
"Ah~This editorial office really shouldn't have come~"
Drinking coffee, Long Er said with a slight sigh.
"Why did Takasu-sensei say that?"
With an extremely ordinary face, he looked at the manuscript paper in his hand and asked Long'er, who was sitting opposite him.
"It's too dangerous, okay~ Maybe you will be kicked 1000 feet in the air if you are not careful, and finally you will be kicked into the garbage transportation channel, so that you can hang yourself and grab both sides of the garbage channel, and you didn't expect to be pried open by one finger by one......
Long Er had a gloomy face, as if he couldn't imagine such a scene.
"Mr. Takasu...... Is this the plot imagination of the new novel? β
Ah Xu's editor looked at the uncertain dragon with a black line.
ββ¦β¦ It's okay, you won't know. Speaking of new novels, how about them? β
Long Er pointed to the manuscript that Ah Xu had put down.
"Very good...... But such a gentleman's novel really doesn't look like it was written by Mr. Takasu? β
It's not to cater to your tastes in District 11!
"I just want to change my thinking, so ~ since there is no problem, this novel will be handed over to you."
Without revealing what he was thinking, Long Er stood up and prepared to go home.
"En~ If you want to illustrate, we will ask an illustrator to finalize it, and then it will be reviewed by Mr. Takasu."
"Yes, send it to me then~"
As Long Er spoke, the figure was already at the door of the editorial office. It seems that I really want to stay away from this place~
I finally returned to my home, and I always felt a sense of security when I returned to this familiar place~
When I opened the door, I saw a pair of small black leather boots neatly placed at the door of the entrance. It's pretty sure it's not Kirino's, and the purple-black ribbon on the boots. Kirino wouldn't like this style. Then there are only ......
"The black one~ Anyway, it's today's appreciation? What is the kitchen knife, I have a good place to put it away~"
Long Er thought a little uncertainly, and opened the door to the living room.
"Hmph~ It's a shame that you can get here~ And then what should I reward you? Five horses split the corpse~ Or do you want to watch Ellie die in front of you? β
In the living room with a glimmer of light, a black cat dressed as a black gothic loli. Sitting like a queen, she said to the dragon.
"First of all~ this is my home! And who is Ellie?! I don't know you at all, okay? It's really ~"
Long Er felt a little helpless and came to the floor-to-ceiling window of the living room and opened the tightly closed curtains.
"Ah~Damn~ Still can't you? Apollo, that bastard~"
The black cat gritted its teeth, as if thinking of something.
"It's just that I've been in the dark for too long, and my eyes don't get used to it, and it has nothing to do with Apollo. He's been bullied by her sister very badly, so don't hack him anymore. Okay~"
Long Er looked helplessly at the black cat covering his eyes.
"Anyway...... What about Saori and Kirino? Didn't you say that today is an appreciation party? Why are you here alone? β
Long Er looked at the traces of shame play only in the living room, and asked the black cat strangely.
"The abandoned house suddenly said that it was urgent today, so it couldn't come. This was hurriedly given to me yesterday and asked me to bring it over~"
The black cat casually pulled out a comic book of the magical girl Mei Lulu, which seemed to have a signature on it.
"So quarrelsome?"
You can almost get the follow-up episode, without that abandoned house...... I mean, Saori and Muddy between the two of them probably ended up like this.
"yes~Your useless sister is now hiding in a dark corner in the room and crying~"
The black cat said without hesitation.
Kirino is really such a character, and I'm really thankful~
But if that's the case...... I'd better find a place to stay first~ It's all good there, even if it's a garbage transportation channel! Otherwise, you will definitely feel uncomfortable in this home.
Just when Long Er secretly decided like this......
There was a ding-dong sound, and the sound of an email reminder sounded in the trouser pocket. Filled with a bad premonition, he didn't give up and opened his mobile phone and checked the email.
"--Xiaolongbao-kun, please today...... (^δΊΊ^) "
There's also an emoji~ It's really ...... Hehe~ Not right! I want harmony, it should be hehe~
Long'er, who wanted to send these three words very much, and then walked away, still didn't do so in the end.
That eyed abandoned house helped himself a few times, and the first time he asked himself, he just walked away, and it was too unrighteous. In short, no matter what, let's finish this appreciation meeting first~
"So, what is the reason for the quarrel?"
Long Er sat on the sofa and asked the black cat who didn't know when he was holding the magazine and flipping through it.
"Because of the mobile phone novel thing~ We talked about this, and it turned out that we all wrote one. and they began to appreciate each other. β
There is no mud and water, and the straight black cat said.
"Oh oh ~ Yes ~ I heard that I have been writing this recently."
Long Er suddenly said.
"So Kirino's novel...... Very little white? β
"I want to kill her!"
A direct and proper evaluation~
"It's about putting yourself in it, novel. And he even uses the self-term "people". β
The mention of this black cat is to look disgusted.
The protagonist of Kirino's book is a boy~ "people" or something~~~
"No~ Not only that, 2 to 3 words will be wrapped, and pages will be changed. There are more emojis than periods, the first person and the third person are confused when there is nothing to do, and the perspective suddenly likes to turn to an inexplicable place without even foreshadowing! Most of the content comes from boasting~ Finally-"
The black cat said here and paused, then ......
"There is also a girl named Liu Li, Gothic Lori was raped to death......"
"What a waste~" If it's made into an anime, this text will appear in the barrage website play~
"Ahem~ Except for the last point, I think the novel written by Kirino is good~"
Long Er shrugged and said.
"Hmph~ It's really a guy with the same dirty blood~"
The black cat seems to be full of disdain for the maintenance of dragons.
"Listen to me!"
Long Er's hand knife has already struck the black cat's head with lightning speed!
"You!! How dare you offend me, a dark depraved cat! Tell you you're dead!! Curse has come! β
The black cat covered the top of his head and said emotionally.
"Hey hey~ I'll talk about it later, let me ask you first, do you know Mary Sue? Do you know girls with long colorful hair and rainbow pupils? Is the heroine embarrassed to come out to meet people if her IQ doesn't exceed 500? And whether it is piano or violin, guzheng or erhu Yangyang is proficient, hooking up with the male protagonist, can you still have the female protagonist of 3,000 pet men? β
Long Er recalls the genre of fiction that was prevalent back then......
Anyway, why did I say that when there was a shortage of books, I borrowed from the girls in the class and said, look~ The past is unbearable to look back on~
"Also...... And such a small ...... Novel. β
The black cat seems to have been hit hard.
"There really is~ It's also been published~ So in comparison, Kirino's novel is really not a big believer in me~"
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Thank you for the reward
And then~ Tomoyo Sakagami in the text was just that Aozora suddenly recalled the goddess at that time, so he wrote it in. It's not a foreshadowing, it's basically hard to see in the future.
Finally~ ask for a package...... Ahem, I mean asking for tickets! Ask for a tip!