113 Xiao Mumu come to the bowl~ (forum body)

After watching the game, Mouris sent a text message to Kaka and returned to Malaga.

When Kaka showed everyone Murice's text message, Ramos was a little disappointed. "That little Muris, I don't say hello when I leave, I still want to thank him well."

Other Real Madrid bigwigs have expressed regret and want Muris to give them a football elf, but it should be unlikely to think about it, if there is really a football elf, with Muris's urine, it must be given to his teammates, and it will not be their turn to be their opponents.

As for the vice-captain, what shit luck went, the only football elf fell into his hands.

Only Ronaldo, sharpening his knife, shook his fist fiercely at a few familiar words on his mobile phone.

That guy from Muris, knowing that he wanted to beat him, must have escaped faster than anyone else.

But if you say it and splash the water, fans and friends around the world know that Cristiano Ronaldo is going to take a fat selfie with SpongeBob SquarePants, and it would be hellish if he could get rid of it.

But he couldn't admit it alone, and he had to drag the old fox into the water together.

So, he immediately flipped out his phone and updated a message.

Cristiano Ronaldo: It's okay to take a selfie, but you have to be with Muris to shoot it~

After posting it, there is no way to do it, just because Murice still does not have a communication platform like Twitter and Facebook.

No, next time I must supervise Muris to get one, so that they are too undominant.

I thought that his proposal would be responded to by many people, but during the ten minutes of waiting, he was poured countless basins of cold water.

- Cut, wear flowers, speak to count, make a request that is impossible to achieve, it is clearly a trick, ignore you!

- Although I really want to see Xiao Mumu's selfie, even if it's a big headshot, but it's too difficult, it's up to you, make up for my frustrated heart. Sacrifice selfie, I have prepared tissues, waiting to spray nosebleeds, President Luo's figure is the best, mua!

- Why don't you take a selfie with Shuishui, my little Chena will forget it, he is still a simple child~

- Isn't it more appropriate for Shui Ye's not to kiss the photo? Speaking of this game, Shui Shui scored two goals without kissing, which is too rare!

- Think back to San Cassie, how many times have you been forced / kissed by water! Could it be that my little Mumu is present, the water does not dare, clam clam!

- When you say that, I remember. In the past, as soon as Shui Shui scored a goal, he was so excited that he blushed a little, but today he is stupid and handsome, and even the posture of celebrating the goal is very handsome!

- I'm about to be bent, what if the more I look at it, the more I look like that!

- No one noticed that Luo Er's face stinked in the first half!

- Ahh was robbed of the limelight by other Sippies.

- Dai Hua cares so much about winning or losing, has strong self-esteem, and it's normal to be unhappy if she doesn't score.

- Before, as long as someone on the team scored, he would still celebrate enthusiastically. Do you see the little look he cast at Shui Ye, it is definitely jealousy.

——The eyes of the wolf man and the wolf woman are full of affection!

- The cardboard is handsome!

- I covered my heart and liver for ten minutes, how can I be so spicy and handsome!

- I really want to see the cardboard wear SpongeBob SquarePants fat times.

- Don't think about it, it's still possible to hand over this responsibility to Murice.

- Why?

- Same question!

——I feel that there is material on the 520th floor~

Ronaldo looked at the fans' messages and was so angry that his stomach was bleeding.

Especially the sentence that Muris is a simple child, which makes Dai Hua's nose crooked.

Simplicity? Muris? He is definitely the most cunning and bad one in the world, if he wants to be simple, then there will be no black crows in the whole world.

I really want to kick Murice, is it swollen?! The baby is so aggrieved~

The lethality of fans is far more than that, and when he saw that some fans said that he was jealous of Shui Ye Ramos, Luo Daihua snorted tuggingly. As the best Cristiano Ronaldo in football today, he will not be jealous of anyone, if someone else performs well, he will perform better than him!

And on the 520th floor, the sister paper that seems to be explosive also attracted his attention.

Ronaldo glanced at his/her screen name, and his little eyes jumped.

"Kiss little Mumu, come to my sister's bowl"——

Uh, it's better to call him 520 sister paper, and other fans also have the same idea as Dai Hua, and come to see the fierce material of the analysis emperor.

Facts have proved that these fans are still very powerful, and there are often data emperors, analysis emperors, and intelligence emperors. And the one on the 520th floor is the most outstanding intelligence emperor and analysis emperor among fans.

- Sit and wait for the news from upstairs.

——1

- SpongeBob SquarePants is fat

- Patrick

- Minions~

…………

Under the urging of countless people, the Emperor of Analysis and the Emperor of Intelligence finally made a grand appearance.

- Thank you to the people upstairs for giving me the inspiration, after breaking the news, I'm going to do something big.

- What's the big deal, ask me?

- I can't say it, I'll first tell what I know and analyze, and don't tear up with me if I have an opposing opinion.

- Good baby.

- Curious baby.

- Touching the Powerful Analyst Emperor!

- It must be a sister paper!

Kiss Xiao Mumu to my sister's bowl (520 sister paper): First of all, a few pieces of evidence.

[Evidence 1: Malaga vs. Real Sociedad, Anthony Griezmann and Murice changed jerseys, with a SpongeBob SquarePants fat time, the evidence is that after Muris received the fat time, he had a confused but obviously stunned expression - it can be understood that he was cute~520 sister paper such a note.] ]

[Evidence 2: Looking at all the previous dynamics of Luo Daihua and the fitness photos he posted, it is determined that he is not cute about SpongeBob SquarePants and the like.] 520 sister paper will Luo Daihua on Twitter and Facebook, all the fat times of fitness photos are listed, indicating the manufacturer and price, so fans have a clear understanding of the president's fat taste, which is indeed far from SpongeBob SquarePants. ]

[Evidence 3: 520 sister paper checked the story of wearing a flower selfie, which came from inside the Real Madrid dressing room. First, Real Madrid captain Saint Cassie broke the news on Facebook, followed by Ramos, Alonso and Benzema and others are not far behind. And see clearly, Dai Hua never said that he wanted to take a selfie from front to back, and he also posted such a dynamic of Lamulis going into the water. It can be regarded as wearing flowers and being cheated by someone......]

——233333~ As soon as I talked about the pit, I suddenly understood something~

- I get it too!

- Poor little water, this is planted in the hands of Muris again!

- I don't understand, why Muris is looking for these two unlucky pits, Kaka, forgetting my Kaka every time!

- Shui Shui Dai Hua likes to die, the card paper is smart, and he has seen through the fox nature of Muris early on, and he can't mess with him~

- Yes, I accept such a statement!

The 520 sister paper then presented photos and information on how Muris and the royal bigwigs got along in the past.

Dai Hua blew up 700,000 to improve the training ground in the show, which is not a problem at all. Shui Ye painted their voice and color to upload their conversation to Facebook, which really made people sympathize with Luo Daihua, who was not very bright.

It was also the first time that fans had their first glimpse of Murice's cunning nature.

700,000 ah, he is still a small head, the big head is Kaka's, and even the captain St. Cassie's is counted in Dai Hua's account.

There is also Luo Daihua's birthday party, it is reported that Muris killed all sides that night, and Shui Ye and Dai Hua were brutally cut. And Dai Hua also formed a bond with Blue in the Fallen Angels, which is why Dai Hua was beaten by Blue when he participated in "The Big Coffee is Coming", and he was soaked in the ice bucket.

The photo is a picture of President Luo holding his shoes stupidly and chasing Blue.

Fans shouted that Mr. Luo was stupid! Don't dare to look directly, let me die and other words!

Then there are the many tidbits and event photos of "The Big Coffee is Coming", our Mr. Malaga midfielder, the famous "Eyelid Must", dare to laugh at him, you just wait to be abused.

In the end, the 520 sister paper put a lot of material!

After her divine editing and splicing, it made a very interesting picture.

First of all, President Luo proposed that Malaga Ace come to watch the game, and Kaka shot back, and the fans agreed.

On the screen, Luo Daihua was triumphant, and he didn't even pay attention to Kaka and San Cassie, who had the strongest combat effectiveness (Note: Daihua must have a back move, so confident, it's not a stupid word that can cover it.) ）

Muris really came, and with the urine sex of Dai Hua, he didn't even show off on Facebook, which is really unreasonable! (It can be understood that he was killed before he had time to break the news~)

And the arrival of Muris, in addition to the sweet and greasy banana stalk, the only thing is related to wearing flowers and taking selfies...... Speaking of which, there is a problem with the IQ that you don't understand yet!

——520 sister paper is arrogant and cold, friends, come and show your wisdom!

——Circle ~

- The great god asks for advice!

- I'm dizzy, but I seem to understand something~

- Sweet and greasy banana stalks, what's going on, how come I don't know?

- I don't know!

- 520 sister paper gods, won't she be one of the girlfriends of the Real Madrid boss, oh my God, hold on tightly and don't leave!

- Ask to take off the vest of the 520 sister paper!

- It may be the Real Madrid boss, wearing a vest to play here!

- No, it can be seen from the screen name that this should be a sister paper with a flood of motherhood!

- Reasonable.

- Titicaca Titicaca! 520 sister paper is a true fan of Murice~ My little Mumu doesn't give you a kiss~

——Worthy of the emperor of analysis! This brain hole, this thinking, worship ~ hug a thigh, the younger brother will be mixed with his sister in the future~

(520 sister paper) attached another urgent message: After the game, the Malaga ace did not have a loving reminiscence with the Real Madrid bigwigs, and left the Mestalla Stadium as soon as possible. Evil smile~ Running so fast, I'm afraid that someone behind you will not be able to chase and kill?

(However, Muris's force is worth a lot, and if someone really doesn't know how to come to the door, I don't know who it is who was beaten!) Smug face~)

- Muris's force value, whoa, oh oh, there is another fierce material! 520 sister is such a god, love~!

- The banana terrier hasn't finished yet, don't run~Ah! Force is worth something, I really want to know!

- I met the great god today!

- Little Mumu's slimming board, it's not okay to fight!

- Didn't you watch the game upstairs, but Muris is the heavy gunner who kicks a record-breaking heavy artillery ball with that small body!

- Weak ~ I'm a pseudo fan ~ Don't shoot puppets ~

- It's okay, hug it, it's so soft and cute, can you leave a phone number?

- Death to the girl upstairs!

- No, I'm not a girl, I'm a boy!

——“……”

- (520 sister paper) I didn't watch the dynamics of Malaga, once a fan asked Luke, who fights the most in the Malaga team, is it a beast? Luke said with contempt, the beast was a drizzle in front of Murice, and the beast fell with a little finger~ Others said that Luke boasted, my titanium alloy dog eyes, I have seen the unbearable pain and helplessness on his little face!

- Such a loving question and answer, why didn't I see it!

- I didn't either~

- I'm going to go through Luke's dynamics again.

- I'm going too!

- 520 sister has good eyesight, worship ~

- Ahhhh

Kiss Xiao Mumu and come to the bowl (520 sister paper): Let's go, a group of little kids who don't use their brains and only scream, my sister won't play with you anymore, I'm going to find Xiao Mumu, da~

- Sister don't go!!

- Kneel and beg!

- How can you just walk away like this! Love and love can't be delivered!!

- I see!

- Speak quickly!

- Ahahaha! Toss it yourself, I'm going to wash and sleep too~

Goodbye, sister! Kiss little Mumu and come to the bowl.

- How can this be.

- So hurt, the smart people are gone.

- Who's going to save our IQ!

- Go and harass Dai Hua, he must know what's going on.

- Great idea!

- Begging for it!

- And me, and me, and me!

Luo Daihua saw that the situation was not good, and just as he wanted to escape, those sister papers blew up his book review area.

Since returning to Malaga, Mouris has been on the same line every day: the club, the training base and his own little apartment.

But every time I come back lately, there are always some small surprises waiting for Murice.

Fans usually don't know where Muris lives, and they usually come to Old Muris's Flavor Shop. There, they'll get the autographs they want, as well as some photos of Murice's loving life.

Because of this, few fans will disturb Mouris's own life.

But when Muris came back in the past few days, he found that there were some small things outside the apartment.

Although I don't think it's good to hug it in like this without knowing the owner, but when I see those cute little things, Muris can't walk.

Patrick, Minions - Fat Two-Eyed, Fat One-Eyed, SpongeBob SquarePants, Squidward, Little Dolphin, Little Goldfish, Mickey Mouse......

Then related products came out, such as body pillows, cushions, T-shirts, hats, cushions. It's all printed with these kawaii little guys.

Every time Muris came home, he had to stand outside for a long time to see who had stayed.

He didn't carry the first Pai Da Xing, and when he came back the next day, the Pai Da Xing was still there, and there was a little fat man with two more eyes.

After several hesitations, Muris finally bent down and carried the two poor little ones home.

In the middle of the night, I couldn't sleep, so I walked around the apartment twice in my pajamas, pulled out the two little things, threw them on the bed, and first put them under my head, for fear of squashing them. He put them in the bed, felt that they were too much of a nuisance, and finally fell asleep, and let them rest on his chest.

Even though every time he got up, he kicked the two little things to the ground.

The first thing he did when he got up was to put them on the head of the bed and touch their furry bellies. I didn't leave the apartment until it was neatly arranged.

Over the next few days, he brought back several more cute creatures until he couldn't fit them on his bed, and he put them on the sofa in the living room and on the bed of old Murice.

I was afraid that old Muris would not wash his feet when he slept, and that he would stink these little ones. I picked them up and put them on the bookshelves and desks in my room.

He is not afraid of the old man's jokes, and he can't live up to the kindness of the fans.

However, the person who is sending things behind this should not be an ordinary fan.

Muurice had a hunch that the man must have come prepared, and knew him very well and knew some of his hidden interests.

Alan Cha Carvagar did not expect to be spotted by Muris so soon and locked on target.

"Muris, I was going to give you a month's worth of gifts before I appeared in front of you."

"I've already said that I don't want to hire an agent just yet."

"Don't make decisions so quickly, in fact, as you become more famous, you have encountered a lot of difficult things, haven't you? Leave these things to me and you can play with peace of mind, fulfill your dreams and become a great player. ”

Muris looked back and knew from this sentence of Alan Cha Kavagal that she had thought carefully about the question he had asked last time.

"The last time I left, you told me that your dream is not to be a top player, but to be a great player. When I really understand the difference between the two, I'll convince you. Now that I've figured it out and know what you want, I'm here to come to you with all sincerity and hope that you will reconsider my previous proposal. ”

Muris was silent.

Seeing that there was an opportunity, Alan Tea stepped up to convince him.

"I've been watching you for the past few months. I am amazed by your talent and talent, and you can be the brightest star even if you don't rely on other hype methods! ”

“……”

"Please don't mind me saying this, your dream is on the field, not in the spotlight. But you should know that football is not such a pure place. You want to play quietly, but there are still a lot of headaches coming your way. Anyone who is clean and clean may be splashed with dirty water. My existence is to let you realize the greatest value and achieve your ideal as soon as possible within the reasonable range of your acceptance. It can also allow you to play the game without distractions, and I will deal with the media aspect of your biggest headache. ”

In fact, a series of events before and after the last "Big Coffee is Coming" also made Muris feel very tricky. First of all, the Muurice meme made him very unhappy. Then there are some program schedule issues, after the huge success of the Malaga special, many column groups have sent invitations to the club to negotiate with the club's manager Jeremy.

Although the club refused on the grounds of a critical period in the league, the club was still moved. It is conceivable that at the end of the season, there will be more invitations to the show, which they cannot refuse.

In Muris's opinion, reality shows are lively, but too draining. After his 90-minute show, he was more tired than playing two games in a row.

"And oh, Muris, I like these things in the future, I don't need you to open your mouth, you just take a look, and I will buy them for you as soon as possible. If you don't mind, I can do it for you...... Clams clams! Just kidding, don't take it seriously, I didn't say anything~"

Muris wants to say, you don't have to bother with the fat time, a certain Mr. 90 million has already contracted.

"That Muris......"

"Didn't you say you were going to send it for a month, and then come here after a month." Muris said, pushing the door open and entering the apartment.

After a brief moment of confusion, Alan Tea jumped up excitedly.

yes yes yes!

In the evening, after taking a bath in Alan tea, I sat down in front of the computer refreshed.

——(520 sister paper) Come and congratulate my sister, my sister has succeeded!

- Sister, you're finally bubbling! Touched ing~

——Love, love~!

- You can ask my sister what happened successfully, let us share your good mood.

- I want to ask my sister to solve the mystery.

- Banana Terrier.

- Force value, roar!

——(520 sister paper) Ah! My little Mumu, it's so good, let my sister love you to the full~

- Frightened face!

- Sister, are you swollen?

- Even if it's my sister, Yiyin, my little Mumu has to die!

- (520 sister paper) Little guys, do you want Xiao Mumu to open Facebook and Twitter? Arrogant and cold-eyed face~

- Think!

- Hmm, it's long overdue!

- Ahhhhh Are you sure?!

- I want to see Xiao Mumu interact with other stars, he must be so handsome!

- Can't wait!

- Can't sleep at night!

^^^^^

- (520 sister paper) The little ghosts are a little patient, so wait well. Sister's vest will be taken off today, don't think about sister, bye bye~

So tomorrow, there will be another vest sister paper under the major Facebooks: Kiss Xiao Mumu in my bowl and don't run~ 166 Reading Network