Take a selfie on 114! Sacrificial emoticons!

Those who should come still have to come, and they can't escape if they want to.

Ronaldo wants to forget about taking selfies, but those Real Madrid bigwigs and fans who watched the excitement can't forget it.

On his Facebook and Twitter, he shouted and posted selfies! Take a selfie!

Ronaldo has a big head, but he is not hypocritical, and sent two words: Wait! I drove back to my house.

I took a fragrant bath, grabbed a handsome hairstyle, and did hundreds of push-ups on the ground to make my muscles stand out.

Finally, he ran to the closet and took out the SpongeBob SquarePants fat times he had prepared for Murice.

These fat times were bought according to his own size, so I don't know if Muris is dressed appropriately or not.

When Ronaldo opened the door of the dressing room and appeared majestically in SpongeBob SquarePants, his good brothers Kaka and Ramos sat on the sofa and watched him with interest.

"You...... How are you guys! ”

"Ahh Chris, you told me the code to the door of my house, saying that if there is something, I can come to your house. But, Chris, you're really dressed in this fat dress! ”

Kaka looked at it, started a discussion with Ramos, and deliberately released the volume so that Ronaldo could hear it.

Ronaldo was a little embarrassed at first, but seeing the two of them looking good at the show, he decided to be angry with them.

"Do you have this?" Ronaldo walked straight over, bent down to make his eight-pack more visible, and then looked at the two proudly.

"Well, not really." Kaka shook his head helplessly.

Ramos put his hand in his mouth, sincerely envious of this stupid and powerful figure.

Dai Hua is completely satisfied.

"Great! Chris, your figure is amazing, go stand up, I'll take a few pictures of you, such a good figure, I'll take it back to Igor and show a few of them, and make them jealous of you. ”

"Hmm!"

Dai Hua went triumphantly, jumping, pulling the rod, kicking, doing a handstand, and finally wearing SpongeBob SquarePants Fat Times, and learning to dribble in the Morris style.

Ramos was constantly sycophants next to him, making Dai Hua flip upside down. I think it's almost over, Ramos and Kaka say goodbye. Before leaving, he raised his mobile phone and said to Dai Hua: "The fans in the message area are in a hurry, Chris, I'll send these first, I'll prepare a copy for you, you see which one is good and then pass it on." ”

“……”

When the two of them walked out of the gate of Luo Daihua Villa, they heard a wail from Mr. 90 million inside.

When he came out in his pants and howled, "Vice-team, don't-", the two of them had already walked away.

Fortunately, there is no reporter outside his residence today, otherwise this scene would have made headlines in La Liga tabloids.

Luo Daihua's fat selfie, how sensational it is, it is reported that that that night, fans were still excited from 9 o'clock in the evening to 5 o'clock in the morning. The pumped paper in the supermarket was almost sold out, and countless fans couldn't extricate themselves from the nosebleeds~

The Spanish police have also received many complaints from residents, saying that the next-door neighbor does not sleep in the middle of the night, howling and disturbing the people, making people think that it is haunted.

Ramos once again showed the nature of the prank, and he did not release these photos all at once, but every few minutes, and the stock was so large that it was staggering.

And the Luo Dai flowers on these photos can be said to be ten thousand styles, capable of being able to do what people cannot. All kinds of difficult and blood-pumping actions, he staged them one by one, although he was the only one in these photos from beginning to end, it was not inferior to a passionate blockbuster at all.

It is said that on this night, Mr. 90 million Facebook and Twitter followers skyrocketed by 10 million, and many other fans of football stars also fell under Luo Daihua's SpongeBob SquarePants. There are many more big Hollywood directors who pay attention to him, and most of them are directors who are good at passion/drama.

Immediately afterwards, there was an endless stream of all kinds of underpants endorsements, by the way, there were also shampoo advertising endorsements. His hairstyle steals the spotlight at all times, and even when everyone's eyes are focused on his chest and below, his hairstyle that has been poisoned by hairspray is still out of the encirclement.

Dai Hua's agent, Jorge Mendez, praised Ramos for his talent, and although Chris was a little frightened, the result was clearly satisfying.

However, he asked from Mr. 90 million that the culprit who made him such a way was the Malaga ace who had been so impressive this season.

"Chris, I remember that Muris still doesn't have an agent, right?"

"Yes, that guy Muris doesn't want an agent, he doesn't accept endorsements and advertisements, and he doesn't have the intention of breaking up with the club and renegotiating the contract, so he hasn't decided on the agent for a long time. But, Jorge, don't tell me you're eyeing him? ”

In fact, Jorge Mendes has long been eyeing Chena Mouris, after all, Mouris is the brightest new player in La Liga this season, and countless agents dream of signing him. With his character, he would have shot a long time ago. But he contacted the club Málaga and the young player turned down all the agent offers. He also politely declined all of his agents' appointments.

I wanted to give him some help when he renegotiated his contract with the club at the end of the season and took the young player in one fell swoop. Now that I heard his name from Chris's mouth and knew the friendship between the two, I hoped that Ronaldo could connect the two.

"Jorge, don't think about it, Muris is an old fox, not inferior to you in terms of calculation. For the sake of you to live a few more years, it is better not to beat his idea. ”

"Oh, he's really capable of that?"

"See me so miserable? Every time you see me like this, I have no love and can't do anything about anyone, I am usually cheated by him. ”

“……”

"We all know how capable you are after dealing with you for so long, but you are not suitable for Muris, and the magnetic fields of the two of you do not match."

"So who's suitable?"

"Dumb guys like me and the vice-team, and the stupid striker on their team, it looks like he's cheating a lot, but he gets along a little bit better with people like that. Kaka is an exception, he's the Emperor of Communication, you know, everyone likes him~"

"Chris, who said you were a?" The man must have been blind.

"I'm an idiot in front of him, Jorge you can imagine, I've never won in front of him. I wanted to break my head, thinking that I could hit him back, but next time I was even worse by him. If this continues, I'm going to be nervous. ”

Jorge shook his head, his nerves were weak, he saw that Chris was enjoying himself.

In recent years, there are indeed not many people who are so happy to be pitted.

"I still want to give it a try, it's always a pity for an agent to miss out on such a good player."

Jorge went out to make a phone call and came back with a not very good face.

"What's the matter, the appointment was denied again?"

"No, it says Murice has already set up an agent himself."

"Why didn't we hear about it?"

"It's something that happened recently."

The identity of this man was quickly figured out, Alain Tea Cavagal and from the surname on Alain Tea's crown, Jorge Mendes knew that this woman came from a very famous family of agents.

Most of Real Madrid's stars, almost all of them are Carvagal's agent team behind the operation, it can be said that he is Real Madrid's royal agent.

"I really don't understand, how did this little-known, fledgling little girl touch Murice's heart? Could it be that Alan Cha Kavagar is a beautiful woman, and Muris is immersed in her beauty? "Other than that, there's no way to explain it. Muris rejected the invitations of many economic predators, but agreed to such a little girl who has not been getting her agent certificate for a long time and does not have a big-name star under her banner!

Ronaldo was silent, and he couldn't figure it out.

During training the next day, Ronaldo told Kaka and Ramos about it.

He saw a picture of Alan Cha Kavagal in the Khavagal family album, a hearty and generous woman who did not lose her sexuality.

From a man's point of view, such a woman is very attractive to men.

"Do you mean that little Muris has a girlfriend and has made it clear that he supports his girlfriend's career?"

"I think so." Ronaldo shrugged his shoulders, men can't pass the beauty pass, and so does he.

"It's not like little Muris would do it."

"He's a man too."

"Men aren't all like you, and little Muris isn't."

"I ......"

Ronaldo was dumbfounded by Ramos, so he had to look at Kaka for help, "Ricardo, what do you think?" ”

"It's Murice's own business, and if he really has a girlfriend, we should congratulate him. A person like him, once he likes someone, is serious. ”

"That's right."

"I still don't believe that little Muris guy has a girlfriend so soon. You say, how will he get along with women? ”

Ronaldo shook his head stupidly, unable to imagine. From the YY he watched, he only saw Muris getting along with all kinds of men, but he couldn't imagine how he got along with women.

Perhaps because of the brainwashing that was too thorough, when he heard that there was a woman by Murice's side, Mr. 90 million directly turned into a stupid goose.

"yes, there's no way to imagine it!"

Kaka also laughed, probably because he had known Muris for so long, he didn't even have the slightest intimacy with women, so that everyone forgot that Muris was also a normal man.

This is also because Muris is clean and self-conscious, a player who is just popular, without supermodel stars, but always mingles with a group of stinky men. It's no wonder that many people suspect that he is gay. And his friends, after hearing such a thing, also had an incredible and unimaginable look on their faces.

After that day, Alain Cha Carvagar would go to the outside of Muris's apartment every day, deliver him a cute little object, and then hop away.

Although she likes to wear a vest and dive in major forums, her ethics as an agent are completely fine.

She never said what she shouldn't say, and she was secretly having fun alone, sharing a little bit of fun about Murice's poker face.

And when rumors began to circulate that Muris had a girlfriend, Alan Tea put on her vest again to clear up the rumors for her little Mumu.

She is the emperor of analysis and intelligence, and she is called a sister by many young fans, and people in the circle are still very convinced of her intelligence.

Of course, the most asked questions are the CP questions that make people very speechless but excited and inexplicable.

Fan 1: Sister, sister, is Xiao Mumu gay?

Answer: Of course not, such a gentleman's little Mumu, except for self-attack, I really can't think of anyone else who can be on or under him.

Q: "......"

Fan 2: Among so many CPs in Muris, which pair does my sister think has the most CP sense?

Answer: The black little Mumu is versatile.

Fan 2: "......"

Fan 3: Which female star does my sister think is the most compatible with Mu Mu?

Answer: Bye-bye~

Fan 3: Sister, don't go, I can't ask anymore! I know that my sister is CP control!

A: Yes?

Fan 3: Your attributes have long been exposed.

Answer: "......"

Fan 4: If Mu Mu could fulfill her sister's three wishes, what kind of wish would her sister make?

A: That's a clever question.

Fan 4: Hehe!!

Answer: The first wish, clam clam, little Mumu, help Kaka shave~; The second wish, put on SpongeBob SquarePants for Dai Hua! The third wish, after winning, let Shui Ye be strong/kissed, and no counterattack is allowed!

Fan 4: Dripping sweat~

Answer: The fourth wish, let the submarine midfielder hug his waist for ten minutes and gaze affectionately; fifth, and little yello pair to feed ice cream; the sixth, black and white with blue; The seventh referee, Moyes, can't let it go, and by the way, my little purple, what an affectionate fallen little angel, and ......

Fan 4: Sister, it's okay, it's okay, calm down, be calm~

Answer: (proudly flicking) Sorry, gaffe.

Muris, who was bouncing the ball on the grass outside the apartment, had no idea that the thoughtful and intellectual Miss Alan Cha in front of him was actually a beautiful wolf in the skin of a lady.

He doesn't know what kind of dire situation he will find in the future.

On this day, Muris was resting at home when he heard movement outside the apartment and walked out. I saw that Alan Tea was gently placing a small robot cat doll outside Muris's apartment, and said goodbye to it lovingly~

On the back of the robot cat, there is also a small note.

"Mr. Cristiano Ronaldo's selfie, don't forget to comment~"

If Alan Cha hadn't deliberately mentioned this, Muris would have forgotten about it.

Ronaldo almost forgot about Murice's cheating on him, but on this day, Ronaldo, who returned to the locker room after training, received a text message from Muris, and the whole person was a little confused.

The text message is just four words, plus an emoji.

"Good figure, →_→"

Ramos leaned over and saw the text message and burst out laughing.

In the evening, Ronaldo broke out a text message from Murice, with a sense of showing off, and even this poker face praised his figure, which must be nothing to say.

A certain Mr. 90 million, automatically ignoring the emoji behind it, thought proudly.

However, he has a Ramos next to him who specializes in demolition.

"No, Chris, little Muris's text message reply is not like this, it should be ...... like this"

The fans sprayed, and Luo Dai was embarrassed.

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