"Hey!? Master! Master! Wake up! ”

"Hey, hey, hey! It's been almost an hour! Don't wake up yet! I'm tired of screaming. ”

"Hey!! Stinky!! I haven't slept enough!! ”

"Who? Is it really noisy? With an impatient squeamish, a girl in a brocade robe slowly opened her sleepy eyes.

It was especially difficult to prop up the tired body, and the neck stretched a lazy waist. Although the robe he was wearing wrapped his body extremely tightly, the perfect S-shaped curve was still highlighted at a glance, and he swept the scene in front of him, and he was suddenly a little confused.

"You, who are you? How could it be crushed under the mountain? Do you call 120 with me? Still a little confused, the robed girl rubbed her eyes and asked.

The man who was pressed under the mountain looked strange, but under closer inspection, he looked really handsome, especially the narrow eyes, glowing with a slight blue light, the handsome nose, the only thing was that the hairstyle was a little messy, and he should find a barber to repair.

The blue-eyed man's eyebrows tightened, and he said, "Stinky girl...... No, master, did you fall from the Five Elements Mountain and fall stupidly? ”

"You're stupid! What a master! What the Marble Mountains! I'm just playing with a jumping machine at Disney Park! I...... The jumping machine ...... "The robe-robed girl Liu Mei frowned and roared, but suddenly she seemed to remember something, blinked, and was stunned. Suddenly swept around the surrounding scenery, wilderness, weeds, vines, mountains? A man pressed under the mountain? I'll go! What the hell is this place?

"Master, you won't really be stupid, will you?" The blue-eyed man looked suspicious, just now the robe-girl climbed the Five Elements Mountain to pick up the talisman for him in order to save herself, but as soon as she climbed halfway, she accidentally stumbled and fell, and woke up after a long time, as if she had forgotten everything.

"Don't always call me master! The uncle who repairs the bicycle is called the master! The robed woman, who was interrupted from her train of thought, gave the blue-eyed man a fierce look and shouted, "Hurry up and shut your mouth for me, so that I can think about what is going on?" ”

Rubbing her chin, the robed girl began to reminisce deeply.

She was just playing with a few girlfriends and classmates at Shanghai Disneyland, and she played a lot and ate a lot......

"yes, I'm supposed to be at Disneyland." The robed woman raised her head slightly, looked at the huge sun in the sky, and muttered.

But where is this...... A hint of confusion appeared on the robe's face.

"Master, can you not be stunned, first go up to the top of the mountain and help me tear off the Rulai sigil, I'm still holding my pee." The blue-eyed man said with a helpless face.

"Hold your sister! Honestly stay there! If you talk nonsense again, you won't be able to pee even if you want to! The robe-robed woman, who had been interrupted again, said angrily.

Well? Marble Mountain, runes, such as coming? The deep peach blossom eyes of the robed girl suddenly opened up, as if she had thought of something, she slowly turned her head mechanically, looked at the man who was pressed under the mountain, and asked in a snarling voice, "Big brother...... What's your last name? ”

The sudden question made the blue-eyed man stunned, he had already indicated his identity once just now, was he really stupid? He replied, "My surname is Sun." ”

"Sun?!" The calf tendons were clenched, and the robe-girl suddenly felt that her legs and feet were weak, and she almost fell, holding on to the vines next to the mountain, and asked word by word: "Sun?" Realize? Empty? ”

"yes."

A feeling of dizziness like a spiral went straight to the brain. What the hell is this swollen about? Why am I here? Through?! Did I cross over? I've traveled to Journey to the West!!? And this blue-eyed kid who looks like South Korea's Smecta is that monkey Sun Wukong?!

"Hey, look behind you."

Sun Wukong raised his head and said, the robed girl who had not yet prepared in her heart was suddenly startled again, and looked back blankly, not far away, a big tiger wearing iron armor and holding the ground with his legs on the ground held an axe and looked at this side.

"What the hell is this?" The robe-robed girl asked herself with wide eyes in surprise.

"You are the Tang monk who can make people immortal with just one kiss, right?" The tiger spirit snorted and asked, weighing the giant axe in his hand.

"Tang, Tang Seng? Kiss, kiss? ”

Hearing this, the robed girl was stunned, but within two seconds, she scolded back angrily: "You are Tang Seng!" Your father is Tang Seng! Your mother is also a Tang monk! Your grandfather, your grandmother, your grandfather, your uncle, your whole family is Tang Seng! And what the hell is this meow setting! If you kiss it, you will live forever! Not suitable for children, there is wood! ”

This roar not only made the Monkey King behind him widen his eyes in surprise, but the eight-foot-tall tiger spirit was also puzzled. According to rumors, Tang Seng is a particularly cold person, how could it be?

For the sake of prudence, the tiger spirit put down the axe and asked, "You are not Tang Seng?" So ...... you? ”

"My name is Fan Xiaomi!" The robe-girl pinched her waist and shouted.

This momentum looks much more powerful than the tiger of the king of beasts.

Fan Xiaomi? Sun Wukong and Tiger Spirit are both muttering in their hearts, isn't Tang Seng called Xuanzang? Are they all looking for the wrong person?

"That's not right! You don't want to deceive Lao Tzu! You are Tang Seng! You're wearing a brocade robe! The Tiger Spirit suddenly thought of the most important point.

"I was almost cheated by you dead girl! Hurry up and get caught! Otherwise, Lao Tzu will cut you! The tiger spirit suddenly took a big step and ran towards Fan Xiaomi.

Seeing the rolling dust and fog and the big tiger's head, Fan Xiaomi also understood the seriousness of the matter, this big thing is not good, you have to run quickly!

"Your task now is to climb up, as long as you tear off the sigil of Rulai, this kid will not be enough to stuff my teeth." Sun Wukong's gloomy eyes shone slightly, and he seemed to be smiling.

Having said that, Fan Xiaomi doesn't care about 3728, she climbs up the mountain, she doesn't know anything else, but Sun Wukong's power even a three-year-old child knows, and if he doesn't climb, he can only die!

was caught by a big tiger who could talk, and he had to kiss it, so the picture wasn't too beautiful!!

Luckily, in addition to studying medicine, she also plays some strange sports games, rock climbing is one of them, although there are no safety measures this time, but there is a real big tiger underneath, which makes her speed increase. Usually with this speed, the Olympic gold medal is not a matter at all.

With a loud bang, the tiger spirit almost slashed into Fan Xiaomi's leg with a fierce axe, but fortunately, she crawled fast, and pulled her foot away with lightning speed, escaping from the attack range of the tiger spirit.

"Oh, it's not bad."

Sun Wukong looked at her with interest, and felt strange in his heart, before she climbed the mountain like a turtle walking, and after a fall, she actually walked as fast as flying, I have seen a broken person, I have never seen a more and more brave fall, this Tang Xuanzang is really not an ordinary person, no matter what, it is good to be able to save himself!

"Grandma's!" The angry tiger spirit dragged the vines on the mountain and climbed up.

"Don't look back! Climb hard! Hurry up and climb! Seeing the super fast speed of the tiger spirit, Sun Wukong was also anxious, if this girl was hacked to death, no one would save her.

Several times when the tiger spirit felt that the distance was not far away, he was chopping away with an axe, and the next time Fan Xiaomi was extremely thrilling to raise his legs and feet to dodge, the Monkey King below was like watching a blockbuster movie, startled, and his heart tightened.

"Huhu, who did I offend by meowing! Others cross the palace courtyard, meet a handsome guy the emperor or something, why do I have to be chased by a big tiger when I cross! It's not fair! Fan Xiaomi was panting while crawling, and he didn't forget to complain. But this is indeed a bit too, if it weren't for the fact that she usually likes to play rock climbing and other toss-making sports, she would have died a long time ago.

"Good! Tear that yellow sigil off and I'll be able to come out! Seeing that Fan Xiaomi finally climbed to the top of the mountain, Sun Wukong shouted excitedly, five hundred years, five hundred years! It's finally time to come out!

And the tiger spirit that was about to catch up with the top of the mountain was furious, it heard that Tang Seng was a powerless guy, how could he climb so fast? The bald monk who sold it the news is a bastard!

"Found it! Yellow paper! ”

After searching for a while, she found a yellow rune paper on a large stone platform, on which were painted with strange marks in red oil paint, this paper that looked so unfathomable must not be wrong.

Just approached the stone platform, and was about to tear off the talisman at the same time, I saw that the ground suddenly became dark, and this piece of darkness was getting bigger and bigger, and suddenly looked up, and found that on the top of her head, the tiger spirit held the axe in both hands, and flew towards her fiercely in the air!

"Take your hand off the sigil for me!!" ——

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