Chapter 2: I want to live forever too

"Leave that guy alone! Hurry up and tear off the sigils! Sun Wukong at the bottom of the mountain seemed to be able to see the scene on the top of the mountain, and suddenly shouted loudly, the sound was so loud that it resounded in the sky, and the birds and beasts within a radius of dozens of miles rioted.

On the top of the mountain, Fan Xiaomi's pupils shrank and narrowed, about the size of a needle's eye, seeing that the giant axe in the hand of the tiger spirit had been chopped down, just at this precarious moment, she closed her eyes tightly, gritted her silver teeth, and her jade hand grabbed the rune and waved it suddenly!

"Die!!"

"You damn Tang monk!"

The blade of the axe, which shone with silver light, almost stuck to Fan Xiaomi's soft black hair, and there was a loud bang, as if the sky was falling apart, and the earth shook. Fortunately, thanks to this series of shocks, she fell down violently and dodged the fatal axe.

"Hahaha!! 500 years!! Uncle Ben has finally come out!! ”

Sun Wukong, who was crushed under the mountain, was like a wild horse that had escaped from the reins, and the dragon who was bound by the conflict, his body shook suddenly, and the Five Elements Mountain was suddenly blasted open, as if it was blasted, the mountains and rocks flew sideways, and the trees became debris. Fan Xiaomi and Tiger Jing on the top of the mountain were also blown up by this shock.

"Ahh Help, help! "This is much more exciting than playing jumping machines, bungee jumping and other masochistic projects, Fan Xiaomi's whole person flies in the air at a height of forty or fifty meters, if you convert, it is at least a dozen stories high, this kind of perspective, a little more timid people, if they are not scared to death, they will have to faint.

On the other side, the tiger spirit was also tossed, although he was a monster, but he couldn't fly at all, at this time he understood the importance of flying, and what about the king of beasts, now this situation is not as good as a little bird. I couldn't help but get angry in my heart, and shouted: "The stinky monk who sold my news! It's all your fault, you bastard! Lao Tzu must eat you alive! ”

And Sun Wukong, who got out, shook his neck bone, rubbed his wrists with both hands, and every time he moved, he gurgled and looked extremely powerful. Looking up at Fan Xiaomi, who was embarrassed in mid-air, his legs exerted force, and he suddenly jumped into the air to catch him.

"Ahh Fan Xiaomi's gasping for breath was a little difficult, and he shouted with difficulty.

It turned out that Sun Wukong was not so much catching her, but picking her up and pulling the placket of the back of her neck, making her worse than dead.

With a casual sound, Sun Wukong landed extremely quickly, and threw Fan Xiaomi to the ground less than two meters above the ground.

So she did a free fall exercise again, fell to the ground with her buttocks, and fell so honestly! Ahhh

"You ungrateful, dead monkey can't be lightly beaten!" Fan Xiaomi sat on the ground, gently rubbing her back, and glared angrily at Sun Wukong.

Although this guy is handsome, he doesn't look like a monkey at all, but he really looks like a wild man with the energy that doesn't know how to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade! Or it's a sling that only looks at XX!

The scattered rocks, grass and trees fell like meteor showers in the sky, Fan Xiaomi's safety measures were still relatively good, and he hid tightly next to Sun Wukong, and some of the debris that fell above his head was also slapped away by Sun Wukong with a careless flick of his hand. On the contrary, the tiger spirit was unlucky, and the big head rushed down and planted it to the ground, and the ground was suddenly smashed out of a big hole.

There was silence for a moment, and a big furry hand grabbed the edge of the pit, and then the tiger spirit climbed up with great difficulty.

He gasped roughly, glared at Sun Wukong with anger in his eyes, and said breathlessly: "You damn monkey, hurry up!" Don't stand in the way of Lao Tzu's immortality! ”

Sun Wukong squinted his blue eyes, looked like a ruffian, was silent for a long time, and suddenly showed a rather disdainful expression, frowned and said: "You are really not qualified to shout at me." ”

"Also, I didn't stop you, if you want to live forever, go there, anyway, I'm out, this stinky girl has nothing to do with me."

As he spoke, Sun Wukong spread his hands, turned around, and showed Fan Xiaomi, who was hiding behind.

"Hello? Feed! What are you doing! There's no bit of a festival! Aren't you amazing? Just sold me like that? Are you Monkey King or the monkey invited to tease X?! Fan Xiaomi was stunned for a moment, is this dead monkey so shameless? And it was not easy to cross such a time, and it hung up so quickly?

Tiger Spirit's gloomy face smiled coldly, Sun Wukong would be easy to do if he didn't protect her. With the four fingers wide open, there was a slight shock, and the giant axe buried in the mountain rock pile was sucked into his hand as if it had been hit by the Star Absorbing Dafa.

"Then I'll be disrespectful!" The tiger spirit shouted happily, full of excitement.

And just like before, the billowing dust and mist swept quickly, and the conditions for immortality were really tempting, and the injuries he had just suffered from falling from the building seemed to no longer exist.

Fan Xiaomi grabbed the corner of Sun Wukong's clothes, thought of the plot in Journey to the West, and said threateningly: "I'll tell you!" If I'm going to die! You're going to have to be crushed at the bottom of the mountain! ”

Sun Wukong plucked his ears with a look that had nothing to do with me, completely ignoring it.

"Hey! You're not really going to watch him kill me, are you? I'm your master! ”

"Hey, hey, hey!"

Seeing that Sun Wukong was still indifferent to his words, Fan Xiaomi had an idea.

"Huh! I know, you're just afraid of him, people are taller than you and bigger than you, you're afraid that you can't beat him, alas, the dignified Monkey King! You can't even save a weak female streamer! Don't let people laugh out of their big teeth when they pass it out!? ”

Hearing this, Sun Wukong's eyebrows raised slightly, his eyes rolled, and he thought, indeed, if this stinky girl dies, let those kings in the heavenly court really laugh at him when they see it.

The expression of the tiger spirit who came rushing suddenly changed, and seeing that the body of the Monkey King suddenly came back again, just in front of Tang Seng, he couldn't help but be furious, and shouted: "You dead monkey who has gone back on his word!" Don't think I'm scared of you! After being pressed for 500 years, do you think you can beat Lao Tzu! ”

"Won't give way!? Then Lao Tzu will chop you first! ”

Raised his arms high, clenched the giant axe, and slashed down abruptly, but Sun Wukong was just unhurried, stretched out his hand and waved it at will, the axe blade with the wind was slapped into powder in an instant, and the other hand, a punch hit the tiger spirit's face, and the tiger face, which was originally angry, had no time to be surprised, his hideous eyes turned white, and he flew out upside down.

With a tragic tiger roar, the tiger spirit slammed into the ground dozens of meters away, and its hamstrings twitched vigorously a few times...... Motionless.

"Chop is chop, phew." Sun Wukong looked arrogant and spat at the corpse of the tiger spirit.

Fan Xiaomi took two steps back slightly, his eyes full of surprise, and he couldn't help but mutter: "This guy ...... It's really strong. ”

But not only does he not look like the Monkey King on TV, but his attitude is not like it at all, this is too bad, just like a modern street gangster.

Just as Fan Xiaomi was thinking about it in his heart, Sun Wukong turned around slightly.

This Fan Xiaomi really saw his face with a straight face. He looks about twenty years old, with a height of about 1.85 meters, a thin figure, an antique black shirt, and messy black hair that is quite fashionable. With sword eyebrows and starry eyes, a high nose and red lips, he doesn't look like a monkey at all, he is just a human being, and he is still a human with a ruffian face.

"What are you going to do!!" Fan Xiaomi was startled, this Monkey King suddenly reached out and pinched her jaw, and the whole handsome face was pasted, and the wings of his nose were basically leaning together.

"What?" Sun Wukong raised his sword eyebrows, with an obscene smile on his face, and said: "They all say that you can live forever by kissing you, and I want to try it too." ”

"How dare you !!" ——

Xiaochang: I don't want to live forever, I just want tickets, I want tickets, (≧?≦)