Chapter 488: Stealing the Picture Dog [Fourth Update, for Meng Xiaobin's Ten Thousand Rewards]
The second goal was set.
It's the so-called five generals.
This time, Lu Xiaobu wants to fight five by himself!
Therefore, Lu Xiaobu directly posted an emoji on Weibo.
"Are you scared? I can punch five!·jpg. ”
This is the first time that Lu Xiaobu has made a public statement in this scolding war.
Suddenly, netizens began.
"Lu Xiaobu is back, some people are going to gg!"
"Can't pretend to be forced? Lu Xiaobu wants to fight five! Those five stand up!"
"Which five?"
"Are you stupid?
“......”
These are Lu Xiaobu's fans.
And more of them are the people of the Varlu regiment.
"Lu Xiaobu, you finally don't shrank your head as a turtle?"
"Dare to put a picture! You are fighting!"
"Shame on you! Pollute the literary world! Beat five more! People will crush you!"
"Come on, sit and wait for you!"
“......”
There is no need for them to wait, Lu Xiaobu will go to war directly after posting Weibo!
Lu Xiaobu aimed directly, and the five generals said the most, and it was also the Weibo that was liked the most.
The eldest disciple of the Lu Tuan: "Have you gone to see when Lu Xiaobu didn't curse before?"
Lv Xiaobu: "So crazy, do you know how to memorize the ninety-nine multiplication table?"
Netizens.
"Poof!hahahaha!"
"This picture, this expression, plus this text, absolutely amazing!"
"That's it, that's it, you're so crazy, you memorize a ninety-nine multiplication table to listen to it!"
"Provocation, Chiguoguo's provocation!"
“......”
The big disciple of the Vallu Tuan directly smashed the cup: "I'll recite your mother's ninety-nine multiplication table! I'm crazy if I memorize it?!
......
The second disciple of the Lu Tuan: "I strongly ask the products of the Lu Group to be re-inspected!"
Lu Xiaobu: "Obviously ugly, but still so willful·jpg"
Netizens.
"Poof! People are rich and capricious, and ugliness can be capricious!Hahahaha!"
"Lu Xiaobu, you are too damaged!
"Hahaha, I can't help but say it's ugly, and Chi Guoguo told him that his so-called inspection of the products of the Lu Group is capricious!
"Le me, look at that picture, the people in that picture are crying ugly!"
"Convinced!
“......”
The temper of the second disciple of the Valu group was relatively hot, and he directly opened up: "You, your mother sells batches, you are ugly! Your whole family is ugly! Lao Tzu is not ugly!"
And then.
Lu Xiaobu: "Don't be arrogant, I have a photo of you when you were a child, and you dare to say that you are not ugly?!"
"Poof!" the second disciple of the Valu Tuan almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood: "Your uncle's! That's a photo of you when you were a child!"
Netizen!
"Damn!6666! I thought it was really a picture of the Varyu regiment!
"Tadpole?!I'm laughing to death, well, this is indeed a picture of him when he was a child!"
"Damn, upstairs, don't talk nonsense, can you show proof of it?"
"No, but can you show proof that you can't?"
"Hahahaha!"
“......”
The three disciples of the Vallu Regiment: "Stinky stupid! Only these three words can express my emotions!"
Lv Xiaobu: "This stupid man, I don't even have a plan to do it."
Netizens.
"It's not fun, but it's straightforward!"
"Ruthless! It's so ruthless! What does that mean? This is to say, people don't bother to fight him!"
"Oh, poor boy!"
"Of course Lu Xiaobu is qualified to say this!"
“......”
The three disciples of the Lu Tuan directly smashed the mobile phone: "Damn, Lu Xiaobu, who do you look down on!?"
......
The four disciples of the Lu Tuan: "Are you so willing to be played by Lu Xiaobu?!"
Lu Xiaobu: "Young man, let me tell you, when I pretended to be forced, you were still in your father's belly jpg"
Ha?!In your dad's belly?!66666Ah!
......
"Don't tell me this, the one I told you!"
Lv Xiaobu: "People like you are also stupid if you are educated."
Five pictures flicked upward.
That's called a scolding sharpness!
The netizens who were not addicted to Wei Zhong before all came over.
All kinds of onlookers!
"Lu Xiaobu is really talented!hahahaha!"
"Kill me!"
"Just you, what can you do?!"
"You're so crazy, do you know how to memorize the ninety-nine multiplication table?"
“......”
These five will be the most angry by Lu Xiaobu.
They desperately posted on Weibo, wanting to come back.
But what?!
No one pays attention to their Weibo at all, they just want to see the emojis posted by Lu Xiaobu.
Their role is to provoke Lu Xiaobu.
Then, let Lu Xiaobu send a picture.
"Lu Xiaobu, you ......"
Lu Xiaobu: "You scold me, I won't beat you, because, Dad loves you jpg"
"Drafting the uncle's Lu Xiao......"
Lu Xiaobu: "Surprised!What, you say I'm your father?!·jpg"
"Lu Xiaobu, your product ......"
Lu Xiaobu: "In order to get my attention, you guys are really painstaking."
"Lu Xiaobu, people like you don't deserve ......"
Lu Xiaobu: "When I press this button, your girlfriend will leak air.jpg"
"Lu Xiaobu, you are a human ......"
Lv Xiaobu: "I'm sorry, your appearance is too low, I can't view this picture·jpg"
“......”
What is the essence of the war of name-calling?
Scolding a person?
No, it's to make the other party angry, to make the other party angry, to make the other party angry and smash the table!
And what is the job of Weibo scolding?
is to post a Weibo to attract everyone's attention, and then scold the opponent, the scolded opponent has no power to fight back, jumping up and down angrily, this is the essence of the scolding war!
And the Varlu Regiment had done it very successfully, and they had attracted everyone's attention.
However.
Now it's different.
As soon as Lu Xiaobu's emoji came out, 80% of the people who eat melons still care about you, who is right and who is wrong?
Their current interest has completely become Lu Xiaobu's emojis, and the only thing they care about is whether Lu Xiaobu still has any fun emojis.
As for the scolding war itself?
They don't care anymore, the so-called five generals of the Lv Regiment have become a tool for them to get Lu Xiaobu to send a map.
So at this time, no one supports, no one pays attention, no one likes it, and the so-called five generals have already lost!
What the?
You can't?
Then prove it!
"Let's go, these five pens are boring, go find someone else!"
Lu Xiaobu's Weibo was released.
In just an instant, 80% of netizens closed the Weibo page of these five generals at the first time.
No one likes or pays attention to their Weibo posts.
Isn't that a sign that they've lost?!
Some netizens who are still reasonable are exclaiming.
"Lu Xiaobu is too terrifying, isn't it! In such a short period of time, he has forcibly suppressed the clamor against him?"
"This is not just containment! This is simply a direct re-leadership of public opinion!"
"It's just a few pictures, it's terrifying!"
"Awesome! It's really Lu Xiaobu!"
"Lu Xiaobu has posted a picture again, I heard that the Lu Tuan has also posted a picture, is this a fighting map?
"Lu Xiaobu seems to be going to attack directly!"