Chapter 487 Do You Recite the Ninety-Nine Multiplication Table jpg [Ten Thousand Rewards for Mr. Tree Hole]
Lu Xiaobu looked at the dialog box of Weibo and did not send a message for a long time.
At this stage, the momentum has already risen, and if you scold back, you can only fall into a state of ripping, which has little effect.
After all, even the Writers' Association and the gang of people who play literature are scared and have nothing to say.
If he goes up to talk again, he feels like he's going to have to take a break.
It is estimated that Zhu Haixuan wants that kind of rip-off state!
So, he thought about it.
It seems that it is necessary to find another way!
"Call Tang Geng. β
Lu Xiaobu said to Liang Lan.
"Okay, young master. β
Liang Lan nodded.
Soon, Tang Geng trotted all the way over: "Mr. Lu, you called me?"
"How's the meme doing? How many are there?"
Lu Xiaobu asked.
"Mr. Lu, please see, this is an emoji I made. β
Tang Geng hurriedly opened a notebook, then opened a folder, and then introduced: "This is in the form of an anime, this is in the form of a character, this is the cheap one you want, and here is the cute one you want." β
"Yes. β
The corners of Lu Xiaobu's mouth hooked up a smile: "Well done, reward, five thousand!"
"Mr. Xie Lu!"
Tang Geng immediately said gratefully.
He never thought he would make money from this.
Of course, he wouldn't have thought that Lu Xiaobu would let his emojis create what kind of era.
"I'll take a look. β
Lu Xiaobu began to look for a target in the so-called Val Lu regiment.
The first one is locked!
A kid named Wei Zhong.
This kid is very arrogant, constantly provoking Lu Xiaobu, and he is definitely the vanguard of the Lu regiment!
The latest Weibo post looks like this.
"Lu Xiaobu, aren't you awesome! Come out and speak! Speechless with shame!"
Lu Xiaobu went up with an expression.
"Don't be arrogant, I have a photo of you when you were a kid jpg. β
Wei Zhong has just finished posting a Weibo and is being proud.
provoked Lu Xiaobu, just ask which of you dares?
He dared!
Moreover, this is not as simple as a simple provocation, he has already gained a lot of fans in the past two days because of provocation of Lu Xiaobu.
If this continues, he will definitely become popular!
Suddenly, he received a prompt and someone commented on his Weibo.
He instinctively felt that it must be someone from the Vallu group, and came to give him likes and comments.
Although he had to keep it cold, he couldn't help but click on it.
"Huh, a picture, not words?"
Wei Zhong clicked on the comment, and was stunned at first.
Then, by the time he saw the picture, his face was green.
This is a picture of a 'tadpole'!
It's nothing, tadpoles are tadpoles!
But!
In particular, you can take a look at the accompanying text below.
'Don't be arrogant, I have pictures of you when you were a child!'
You're paralyzed, this is a picture of you when you were a child, your uncle's!
Who the hell, such a loss!
The others just wanted to scold back, paralyzed, they didn't dare to speak to Lu Xiaobu, who was beaten by the Lu group, and there were still people who dared to provoke them?
As a result, a look!
Lu Xiaobu!
Wei Zhong's face changed instantly, and Lu Xiaobu spoke?!
Is this the rhythm to be opened?!
His hands trembled unconsciously.
Lu Xiaobu didn't respond, he was very arrogant, but when he really saw Lu Xiaobu responding, he was a little cowardly!
But at this time, netizens also saw Lu Xiaobu's reply!
"Damn!6666!"
"This picture is amazing!"
"Hahahaha, I'm happy to die, don't be arrogant, I have a photo of you when you were a child! Is this a photo of him when he was a child? This is a photo of all mankind when he was a child!"
"I'm going to go! Who is this! So funny!"
"Kill me!"
"! It's Lu Xiaobu! It's Lu Xiaobu who speaks!"
"I'm Nima! Lu Xiaobu finally replied! Is this the rhythm of going to war?!"
"Wei Zhong, don't be cowardly! Haven't you been trying to scold Lu Xiaobu? Now that Lu Xiaobu has replied, you start!"
"That's it!"
β......β
Looking at the comments of netizens, Wei Zhong was hesitant, he didn't know whether to scare or not!
He's afraid he's going to kill himself!
And at this time.
Lu Xiaobu posted a comment again.
Or pictures.
"Please start your show jpg. β
A cheap meme.
Netizens blew up again.
"Poof!hahahaha!66666!"
"This picture makes me laugh to death, you look at that cheap look, full of provocation!"
"Hahaha, Wei Zhong, if you don't reply, you will be a grandson!"
"Damn, I'm laughing to death!"
"Wei Zhong, you can reply quickly!"
β......β
Wei Zhong saw that he had been forced to go to Liangshan, and he couldn't speak anymore.
So, he could only post a Weibo: "Lu Xiaobu, don't be arrogant." β
Well, a very provocative Weibo.
It's much worse than Lu Xiaobu's comment.
This shows that he still lacks confidence!
And then.
Lu Xiaobu: "Lao Tzu shot and broke you, a stupid dog addicted to." β
"Poof!hahahaha!66666!"
"Awesome, awesome! Lu Xiaobu has blown up!"
"Hahahaha, I'm happy to die, I'm addicted to eating? Isn't this saying that Wei Zhong is full of feces!"
"The scolding is too harsh. β
"Speaking of scolding, it has to be Lu Xiaobu!"
"No, no, I'm going to save the picture, I'm Nima, if someone scolds me again, I'll reply to him with this picture!"
"Wei Zhong, Wei Zhong, you continue!"
β......β
Wei Zhong looked at that emoji, his face turned green!
Your uncle, you're addicted to shit!
You can't hurt you!
I just said that you are arrogant, and you scolded me three times with a picture.
First they were going to collapse me, then they said that I was addicted to eating, and finally they said stupid dog!
Lu Xiaobu, you bastard!
Also, those netizens who let him continue.
Don't think I don't know what you're trying to do!
Don't you just want Lu Xiaobu to scold me with pictures, don't you see jokes?
Fuck your uncle, Lao Tzu is cowardly, who do you love!
Wei Zhong could see that he could not be Lu Xiaobu's opponent at all.
So, let's let Lu Xiaobu find someone else!
Wei Zhong's Weibo has not been updated for a long time.
Netizens immediately booed.
"Shhh
"Shame, shame!"
"Return the Lu regiment to the vanguard?!
"If you want to scold, it's still Lu Xiaobu!"
"If you don't accept it, you can't do it!"
"However, Wei Zhong didn't reply, so wouldn't Lu Xiaobu send a picture? No, I can't!"
"I'm addicted!"
"It's okay, it's okay, there are so many Lu Tuan, it's just an appetizer, Lu Xiaobu will definitely do someone else's. β
"That's it, that's it!"
β......β
As they guessed, at this moment, Lu Xiaobu was holding back a bad smile to find the next target.
The reason why Wei Zhong was chosen to test the water is to arouse netizens' interest in emojis.
Otherwise, if you go directly to tear up with Zhu Haixuan, then the advantage of emojis will not come out.
Therefore, there must be such a foreshadowing first, and then move forward step by step.
In the end, I used emojis to scare the girl!