7. Chapter 7
"I'm the Yellow Springs Guide, you can tell me if you have any confusion." Jade poured her a cup of hot water and handed it to her.
This Hades Household Registration Management Office is the first stop that the deceased arrive at after their death, and every deceased must arrive here to report, register with the Household Registration Office, and after receiving the Underworld Household Registration, they are considered to be members of the Underworld. The household register clearly states that they are going to heaven or hell, and of course, both places are extreme results, places where only the great good and the great evil go to. Most of the deceased will be stamped with the seal of "reincarnation", and the Yellow Spring guide will continue to guide them to the Nai He Bridge, where they will wait in line to drink Meng Po soup.
You must know that most of the deceased still have memories of their past lives when they arrive here, and it is very difficult for them to obediently obey the decision of Hades. Therefore, the household registration management office is equipped with underworld police, which specializes in countering violence with violence. Of course, violent law enforcement is often complained about, and even sued to Hades. The Emperor of the Dead threw down an official document - whoever violently enforces the law will go to the gate of hell to guard for 300 years - only to put an end to the bullying of weak new ghosts from the root.
Even if the huge management office is brightly lit, it is still shrouded in an eerie aura that comes from nowhere. You Xinnian sat on the soft sofa, with a complicated hall on her right hand and a huge glass window on her left, with lead-gray dark clouds outside the window, like an unknown universe that divides the world but cannot see the edge. The avenue that she had followed the crowd to heaven now looked as thin as a match.
For Yu's kindness and kindness, You Xinnian responded with a dead face that matched his identity: "I still have something to do, I want to return to the world." ”
Yu Wei listened to this kind of words three hundred times a day, and he already had countless ways to respond in his heart, so he took out his life and death book and looked at it, and said, "Miss You, right?" You are dead, who has not died in life since ancient times, a great hero, a great commander, a great good man...... No matter how powerful the character is, everyone must die, and everyone is equal in the face of death, so you don't have to feel unwilling. After you die, your relationship with the human world is broken, so there's no need to think about it. Everyone who comes here has a wish, if everyone wants to live again, wouldn't the human world be chaotic? I don't think you're unreasonable, so be it......" she said in a low voice, like an old acquaintance, "Let's open the skylight and say something, whether in the human world or in our underworld, everyone is a mess, and everything they do is just to live a better life." Now that the in our previous life has passed, we don't need to look back, we have to keep up with the money, money. Now, where do you want to be reincarnated in the next life? Or to be Chinese? Or do you want to play with Lao Mei? Actually, Northern Europe is also quite good. ”
You Xinnian was unmoved.
"Really, I didn't get you, you can choose all the rich families in the world, even if they don't plan to have a child, I can give the whole unexpected pregnancy. Do you want to be a star after that? Politician? Or maybe a little bit of a scientist? Artist? Or ......"
The colleague behind him reminded Yu Wei in a low voice: "Senior sister, you take a closer look at her life and death." ”
Yuwei, who was reminded, glanced at her hand: "Yo, the eldest lady of the hotel group, or the director of the group, an athlete, has won so many awards?" Worth...... That's how many digits I'm counting...... Ahem, no wonder Miss You is not interested in money. She glanced up at You Xinnian's face, thinking to herself that it was useless to seduce her with something like a peerless beauty heartthrob. Really, who wrote her the book of life and death in the last life? Sincerely embarrassed juniors are not.
"I'm not interested in any of that." You Xinnian leaned forward, stared at Yu Wei and said, "I just need to return to the world." I know it's hard, but I have to go back. After fulfilling my wish, I will come back obediently, and I will not embarrass you. ”
Yu Wei asked, "If you have any wishes, you can tell me, and I will help you fulfill them." ”
You Xinian sneered, did not refute, and without saying anything, Yu Wei understood that she would not believe it.
"Well, I can't help it." Yu Wei took a deep breath and said, "I know that you have lived a beautiful life in this life, you are rich and beautiful, except that you died a little early. But no matter how wonderful life is, it is also living in the same era, how boring it is. Such...... Really private, absolutely private gift. You know the crossing, the most popular crossing in your world. Tang Dynasty, Song Dynasty, Southern and Northern Dynasties? Spring and Autumn Warring States Great Qing Dynasty? The Ming Dynasty was definitely not interested. You can tune these dynasties as you like, and the four beauties as you like, wherever you want. If you think about it, you can witness the Daming Palace with your own eyes, and maybe you can fall in love with the fourth master, which is not something that anyone can worry about. ”
"Senior sister." The colleague behind him reminded again, "Isn't that time traveling thing forbidden because of the chaos of time and space?" If it is discovered, it will be criminally responsible. ”
"......" Jade looked at her in disbelief for a long time, "Can you pour me coffee?" Yes, the coffee machine is in the far corner of there. Thank you. ”
You Xinnian rolled her eyes, and finally used up all her patience: "Saying these meaningless things is just a waste of time." She looked at the bus stop in the distance, where the stop sign read "Household Registration Office - Nai He Bridge", and a propaganda board was erected next to the stop sign, posting countless reincarnation guides, "I know that you can't force me to reincarnate without my signature." ”
Yu Wei originally turned sideways to look at the unlucky colleague, but when she heard You Xinnian's words, she slowly turned back, took off her kind mask by the way, raised her eyebrows, and even suppressed her voice: "Miss You, I know that you are a smart person, but sometimes your cleverness will not bring you good things." The Immortal King is very fair, everyone only has a life and death book in their lifetime, and a person's life is only once, and you have no privilege to be reborn. ”
You Xinnian did not back down at all: "What if I insist?" ”
Suddenly, there was an earth-shattering noise in the sky outside the window, and everyone in the hall looked out of the window in surprise. I saw the chaotic sky struggle out of an ugly grimace. The grimace was clearly recognizable, but it was terrifyingly ugly, it was festering, and the top of its head was pressed down by a huge hand. No matter how the demon broke free, the giant hand imprisoned it.
The owner of the giant hand broke through the sky, slowly revealing his full body. The giant was blue, with terrifying muscles, a leopard's head and wolf eyes, and a sharp jet-black triprongs in one hand and a demon in the other. A pair of fangs were exposed beyond the thick lips, and war drums flew behind him, and the fire on the war drums was blazing, and the whole body was as huge as the management office. The demon bit the giant hand with all his strength and tried to escape, but the giant screamed and shattered all the glass in the hall, and smashed the demon like a meteorite with three prongs in his hand. The demon didn't even have time to turn back, his body was pierced by the three prongs, and he was beaten into chaos with a wail.
The deceased in the hall were speechless when they saw this scene, You Xinian looked down from the broken window, the evil wind was blowing, the heaven and earth broke a big hole, and from the mouth of the cave, you could vaguely see some dark places full of plasma and white bones.
"What's going on?"
"What's that?!"
"Don't panic, don't panic, that's our police enforcing the law, and we won't hurt everyone." The civil servants of the office led the restless crowd back through the window.
Even though he had walked through the heavens and entered the earth, and You Xinnian, who had stepped on most of the earth at a young age, was also shocked by the scene of Fang Cai, but Yu Wei was not surprised:
"That's right, the evil ghost who was sent to the eighteenth layer of hell just now was also a human being, but it didn't listen to advice and clinged to the world, and was finally devoured by ** and became a demon. We in the underworld are in charge of life and death in the four realms, and we naturally cannot tolerate disobedient evil ghosts, and the eighteenth layer of purgatory is their end. Miss You, you don't want to end up like that evil ghost, do you? ”
You Xinnian retracted his gaze and stabilized his mind: "I don't want to make trouble unreasonably, there is indeed something to do." If I can't tell her something important, I can't be reincarnated with peace of mind. Even if I return to the human world and become an evil ghost, I will not hesitate to do so. ”
The window of the hall is broken, if she jumps out from here, as long as she doesn't fall into the gate of hell that was forcibly opened by the Hell, she will return to the world in the form of a resentful ghost, and it is not so easy to catch her again. If you don't catch her right away, you'll soon turn into a demon with a deep grudge. The evil ghost is really troublesome to deal with, and those who escape from the jade will have to deduct this month's performance.
"Since Miss You is so insistent...... "Yu Wei showed unkindness on her face, "For the sake of the stability of the Three Realms, this kind of thing can only be put aside for the sake of pity and cherishing jade." ”
Before she finished speaking, You Xinnian suddenly flew up, and jumped out without hesitation, grabbing the window.
"Catch!" Yu Wei didn't expect this little girl to be so bold, she trembled all over, and shouted, "Catch her!" ”
You Xinnian fell down rapidly, which felt more exciting than skydiving.
The two police officers in the hall who had always been polite in police uniforms heard the shout and immediately rushed to the window, jumping down with You Xinnian. The handsome face quickly became hideous, and the three prongs in his hand were gradually taking shape. You Xinnian looked back, her heart skipped a beat, and the two huge bodies almost blocked the entire sky, and the three-pronged edge was already aimed at her!
"Senior sister! Masters! ”
The colleague who helped pour the coffee grabbed Yuyu's shoulders and shook her fiercely, who was lying by the window to watch the excitement.
"Wait a minute, don't you see I'm busy." Jade pushed her back.
"It's not! Masters! Take a closer look at this book of life and death! The colleague was anxious, and directly pulled her collar back, spreading out the life and death book in front of her eyes, "This person's longevity is not over!" ”
"What?!"
It's only one step away from the world, and the police have already raised their forks! You Xinnian's whole person straightened up and stabbed down as fast as he could!
"Wait a minute!" Yu Wei shouted, seeing that it was almost too late, he took out the gun that maintained violent law enforcement and shot at the police!
There was a loud bang, and the sky was ablaze, so frightened that the dead in the hall almost died again.
The two fierce policemen with their teeth and claws turned into two startled cats, and stopped in mid-air with their claws retracted.
A huge net caught You Xinnian and dragged him back.