8. Chapter 8
After listening to Yu Wei's description, You Xinian looked at her with her eyelids down: "It's sprinkling and jumping off the building again, why don't I have any impression of the stimulation like this?" β
Yu Wei pulled back her long hair, and said with a little weakness: "Don't worry, I'll talk about it right away." β
The deceased actually came to the underworld but did not live a long life, and Yu Wei had heard of it, but his cognition of this kind of thing only stayed in legends. It's like there are always legends in the human world that there are ghosts, but no one has really seen them. Yu Wei has always been snub about her work, You Xinnian's life and death book took it in her hand, flipped through it several times, and she didn't find that the thick book of life and death was full of writing, and she wrote it until she was 86 years old. She should have had no major twists and turns in her life, she was the pearl of her parents since she was a child, and her lovers loved her even more. Although her fiery temper will make her enemies, she is able to use her intelligence and wit to turn danger into danger, and eventually take the helm of the Lotus Group, which will take the group to new heights, and is a representative of a generation of successful entrepreneurs and billionaires.
But...... glanced at You Xinnian, who was in a coma in the netβwhy is she here, just turned 24?
Messing up Yang Shou and making a mistake about life and death will not only affect You Xinnian's life, but people who have only the slightest connection with her may be affected, and a person with a fate like her will not affect ordinary people, and it may cause a reincarnation chaos.
But Yu Wei is just an ordinary civil servant in the underworld, and the book of life and death was not written by her, and she can't be held accountable.
After all, she is still afraid of things, for fear that it will be too difficult to lose her job and want to go out to find a job again, and she has been working in a public institution for two hundred years, and other knowledge other than her lips has long been thrown out of the clouds. Just in case, Yu Wei felt that it was better to go to Mr. Meng in person.
Nai He Bridge on the Lethe River.
Every time I come here, I feel uncomfortable, and a train of buses runs from the household registration office, filling the parking lot next to the bridge. In the event of a catastrophe, thousands of people will come in one go, and grabbing a parking space can make colleagues blush.
Originally, the bridge was a small bridge, and the people who came to reincarnate lined up and drank Meng Po soup and jumped down. But with the explosion of the population of the human world, the undead almost collapsed the Nai He Bridge during World War II, and the Hades quickly ordered the renovation of the bridge, and there is now a magnificent, reinforced and iron-reinforced Nai He Bridge. The small dirt slope Wangxiang Terrace next to the bridge was also replaced by a 33-story building "Wangxiang Building" rising from the ground, and Mr. Meng's office was in the building.
When Yu Wei drove the car to take You Xinnian to the parking lot of Wangxianglou, You Xinian woke up and found that there was a black buoyancy around her neck, which looked like a chain, and the double bowl also had the same thing to handcuff her and she couldn't move. Outside the car, a man dressed in the same uniform as Jade Wei held a small black flag in his hand and shouted to a large column of people and horses: "Come on, come on, everyone in the 11.11 air crash listen, listen." After a while, I will take everyone up to the Nai He Bridge, and everyone will receive Meng Po soup one by one in order, and after drinking, listen to my command and go forward. Don't look at Sansheng Shiha, that's a fee. Yes, take a look at the 300,000 dark coins, whether you want to or not, you have to collect them, and if you can't hand them over, you will deduct them from your next life, do you hear clearly? β
"Okayβ"
A team of undead talked and laughed and discussed the matter of the Sansheng Stone, and followed the Huangquan guide to the Naihe Bridge.
This is the Nai Ho Bridge?
You Xinian looked forward, and the rushing Lechuan River slapped the bridge piers angrily, splashing countless waves, which was quite magnificent, and even made the undead linger, and took out the cameras burned by their families to take pictures.
"Are you trying to forcibly reincarnate me?" You Xinnian asked Yu Wei, who was sitting in the driver's seat in front of him.
Yu Wei opened the car door and said before getting out of the car: "Miss You, I hope you can cooperate with my work, otherwise it will not be good for us." β
"So......" You Xinnian said to Jade Nian's back, "why did you stop the Vigilante from sending me to Hell?" β
Yuwei didn't answer her and walked into Wangxiang Tower.
"What? Meng Po soup without You Xinnian? Yuwei stood in front of Assistant Meng's desk, her eyes green.
Nine times out of ten, Mr. Meng was not there, and he could only find her assistant for everything.
"Yes, people are not dead, where did Meng Po soup come from." The little assistant with heavy makeup estimated that he played Dafa again last night, and he couldn't open his eyes, and he yawned ten times in three sentences.
Jade knew that this was really bad.
"People are dead."
Yu's words made the little assistant completely energetic.
Even if he knew that You Xinnian, who was locked with a soul lock, would definitely not be able to escape, Yu Wei and General Assistant Meng trotted all the way to the basement archives. This is where all the life and death books of the Four Realms since the beginning of the world are stored. The archives room is divided into four floors, and the human archives are at the bottom, fortunately, the archives are all searched by computers, and soon the reincarnation archives of You Xinnian are found in the past three lives.
The assistant rummaged all the way and found no abnormality, Yu Wei flipped the scroll of her past life to the end, found the attachment of the life and death book written by her predecessors when she was reincarnated in her previous life, and sighed heavily, and then took out the life and death book of this life and compared it, and shouted strangely.
"What's wrong?" The assistant leaned in, "What did you find?" β
"Look, that's not right here."
The assistant took a look, and it was indeed wrong: "Is the attachment in the past life wrong or the wrong in this life?" β
Yu Wei flipped through the other person's life and death book again, and quickly browsed it, and suddenly his expression froze, as if someone had choked his neck, and his face was red and white.
The assistant came up to look at it, and the jade slammed it on: "I! I know! So that's it, that's it! β
The assistant said impatiently, "You know what, you know." β
"I see! Thank you! I'll do it! Lend me the file first, and I'll give it back to you in a few days! Yu Wei stuffed a few volumes of files in her arms and ran away, no matter how much the assistant screamed behind her, she never looked back.
I didn't expect it to be like this!
Yu Wei took the elevator up and up, clenching her fists and rubbing her face - how could such an unlucky thing be put on her hands!
Back in the car, You Xinnian didn't seem to struggle, looking at her boredly, just waiting for her to come back.
"Yo." You Xinnian smiled lightly, "This face is sweaty, are you tired?" β
Jade leaned forward vigilantly: "What do you know?" β
You Xinian didn't answer her, just looked at her and smiled.
"Don't pretend that you don't know anything. Listen, let me ask you one last time, do you have to go back to the world to fulfill your last wish? β
The turning point of the matter was already within You Xinnian's expectations: "Civilized law enforcement is really a good thing, after all, no one is willing to be reasonable and unwilling to do it." β
"Okay." Yu Wei said, "I'll give you this opportunity to take you back to the world." β
As soon as these words came out, You Xinnian's eyes lit up darkly.
"You have to promise to come back and sign it as soon as you fulfill your wish, and you are not allowed to mention it to anyone, and give me a quiet reincarnation!"
"No problem." You Xinnian looked at Yu Yan's angry face, quite satisfied, "I have always been an honest person. β
However, the bridge was crowded, and the reincarnation official stopped Yu Wei and You Xinian and asked her to sign the paper.
Yu Wei pulled him aside, and said in a good voice: "This little brother, I am from the household registration office." I don't lead a group, you may look a little raw, this is my work card. β
The other party said: "Reincarnation is not allowed without signing." β
"Yes, I know, but this sister's Wen JiΓ n and life and death book are lost, and I'm also very anxious. But her reincarnation time is coming soon, and if she misses it, she will have to wait another year. It's a whole year, and it's still the time of the underworld. Her mess and wrong date of birth will affect many people. If the Immortal Monarch knows about this, we both have to take in this year's salary. β
The reincarnation officer was unmoved, and still repeated the sentence: "Reincarnation is not allowed without a signature." β
The two sides clashed back and forth, blocking the road, and a large group of people behind began to shout: "What are you doing?" Get out of the way! Hurry up to reincarnate! β
You Xinian said to Yu Wei: "Why do you want to go back to the human world from here? The office was not very convenient just now. β
Jade Kuo gritted her teeth: "What do you know! Do you think you're going on vacation when you go back to the human world? There are so many people in the office, and my colleagues, do you want us to be killed on the spot? β
The reincarnation official continued to ask for it strongly, and Yu Wei continued to block the road regardless of him, and You Xinnian looked at it casually, and saw the Sansheng Stone at a glance.
She didn't know what it was, there was nothing on a large, jet-black stone, but words slowly emerged after her gaze. She stared intently, and her surprise grew.
"Get out of the way if you don't reincarnate!" The people in the back finally couldn't bear it anymore and pushed You Xinnian. You Xinian slammed forward, her heart hit the guardrail, and when she felt a pain in her heart, the water of the Lechuan River slapped violently, pouring her head through and choking on her mouth.
Thousands of words said that the other party was unmoved, and Yu's heart was horizontal, and he took out his gun and hit it.
"You ββ!" The reincarnation officer didn't expect this person to be so arrogant, he stretched out his hand to stop him, and his outstretched hand turned into a cat's claw with a "poof"!
The people around were shocked, and Yu Wei grabbed You Xinnian's rear leader and pushed her out: "Remember!" You only have two years of human time! In two years' time, you'll be a ghost! When the time comes, you won't be able to keep my job! β
"Two years?!" You Xinnian's body was suspended in the air, and he was about to fall.
"You must come back in two years! Don't let anyone know who you really are! The human world also has Hades eyeliner, and we all have to finish playing when the Lord of Hades knows! β
As soon as Yu's hand was released, You Xinnian fell from the bridge with a shout.
There was an exclamation from the bridge, and You Xinnian felt a huge force pull her down, and she lost consciousness in the darkness......
The clerk in the coffee shop secretly yawned and pretended to glance at You Xinnian casually. Could that strange guest be cooking porridge on the phone for too long?
Yu Wei was too excited to talk for too long, her mouth was dry, and she asked for another glass of juice.
Then light incense.
After listening to this series of events, You Xinnian leaned back in his chair and was speechless for a long time. Her limbs were already sore, but Yu's words made her experience a thrilling experience in her brain, and she was even more tired.
"So, why don't I remember anything that happened in the underworld? I forgot how I died. β
After taking a big sip of the juice, Yu Wei deduced: "Probably because of the water of the Lechuan River, didn't you accidentally take a sip?" The water of the Lechuan River itself is not like Meng Po soup that can make you forget everything before reincarnation, but it pats the Nai He Bridge all the year round, and it is estimated that it occasionally mixes some soup into it. Moreover, when you are hit, your soul swayes, and it is when you are weak that the water of the Lechuan River plays its role. β
You Xinian couldn't believe it no matter how he heard it: "So, what exactly did you see in the archives?" β
"This is a trade secret, how can I sue you."
"Then what did I see on the Sansheng Stone?"
"How do I know! The content on the Sansheng Stone can only be seen by the person concerned! Speaking of which...... "Yu Yu almost rolled up his sleeves and beat people, "Because you didn't cooperate as soon as you arrived in the underworld, my colleague hasn't had time to open an account for you." Do you know that it costs 300,000 coins to take a look at the Sansheng Stone? I can't brush your account and brush mine directly, just because I'm your unlucky Yellow Spring guide! What is this called...... How much do I only make in a month, I ......"
You Xinnian couldn't laugh at all: "I've only been in the underworld for a few hours, and five years have passed in the human world?" β
"You can't rely on me for this, it's you who insist on procrastinating there."
"Then why did you come along?"
"Of course I have to come along! I've got to watch you, what if you mess with me in the human world, I'm done with it. β
"Actually, it's to hide from the staff who you turned into a cat."
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"Speaking of which, it turns out that I'm not a soul convert." You Xinian said to himself, "It turned out to be a resurrection of the corpse." But you're too bad. She pointed to Wang Fang's body, "Can't you find a better one?" Well? β
"Are you still picking? As soon as she came to the human world, she bumped into Wang Fang, and it happened that she was going to commit suicide and the eight characters were very consistent with you, and it was the most stable to borrow her corpse to give you a soul. If I hadn't pushed you, you would still refuse to possess you, and you would still be shouting that you are too fat, it's really ......"
"I see." You Xinian remembered the cry when she woke up, and the moment she possessed Wang Fang, the water of the Lechuan River played a role, and she forgot the most important thing.
"No more nonsense." Yu Wei sorted out her mood, and looked forward optimistically no matter what, "What is your wish, hurry up and go back with me when you finish it." Although this civil servant deserves a short life, he is also an iron job bowl, and I don't want to lose it. β
"Wish?" You Xinnian frowned.
Yu Wei was stunned when she looked at her expression: "Could it be you, don't you sue you ......?"
You Xinnian looked at the ceiling for a moment, turned his gaze back, and said apologetically:
"Yes, I don't remember what my unfulfilled wish was."
Jade: ".................."