103 Some kind of mysterious Chinese kung fu?

Let's talk about this Muris archery first, not to mention his slender and slender figure, but his slight aim, draw the bow and shoot, after the arrow left the string, he didn't even look at it, and handed the bow and arrow to the staff beside him.

The elegance and confidence displayed between the gestures are all handsome.

Pique said angrily that Muris pretended to be 13, and the Malaga ace was not good at football stunts, but clearly played calmly and pretended to be 13. For the first time, his answer was echoed by everyone in the Barcelona dressing room. But their next sentence Pique to death.

Pretending to be 13 can pretend that both men and women buy it, screaming and fainting frequently, and even they feel that they are too handsome, only Muris is the only one.

Especially the bigwigs in the Barcelona locker room, rubbing their chests in a spoof, holding their reddish and hot faces, and then praising all the skills of Murice's appearance, Pique was so angry that he fell to the ground motionless and stood still.

"Yo, look, because of the charm of Muris, another one has fallen."

"Ah, this time it's his old rival, Gerrard Pique, who is very unkind to him on the pitch."

"Muurice is so capable, how did he do it? Even Gerald was so fascinated by his demeanor that he fainted to death—"

Pique wanted to stand up for a while stronger, but when he heard the words of his teammates, he fell to the ground again in anger.

Several bigwigs in the Real Madrid dressing room, because of the fire, there were some strange noises in the whole dressing room.

Luo Daihua was rubbing a towel in her hands, tearing it fiercely, and still grinding her teeth. Why is Muris's picture so good-looking, he is being cleaned and spoofed from front to back~

Kaka kept patting Luo Daihua on the shoulder, telling him to pay attention, he had already suffered from the contempt of many people. And his voice is too loud, what "Muris, this guy, is more handsome than me, is there any reason?" "How is it possible, just a little white face, I have the ability to take off my clothes, and my figure is definitely not as good as mine" "Laugh, laugh at what a smile, Muris emoji, what kind of thing is snickering in his eyes~"

Sure enough, as soon as Ronaldo turned around, he found that his teammates' eyes were all like this and like this.

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Master Pei kept chewing gum, looking at Muris, who was receiving countless screams and starry eyes on the screen, chewing harder and harder. One accidentally bit his tongue and exploded in anger!

The little goldfish opened a pair of cute big eyes, and while looking at the screen, he looked at these childish ghosts who were serious and strict on the field and would turn into a group of big children when they met the ace of Malaga, which was very interesting.

Even Mr. Kaka, the smile on his face is a little thicker.

Cassie just smiled and clapped his hands, and for Murice, his mood may be different from that of Kaka, Ramos, and Ronaldo.

In addition to being the captain of Real Madrid, he is also the captain of the Spanish national team.

For Mouris, he doesn't just think about the opposition club, he thinks more about the national team, the team he loves the Matadors.

The main players of the national team are not young anymore, and in a few years, they will be jokingly called old guys. It's nice to have such a strong teammate join us and inject some new vibe into the team.

Moreover, he is also the most valuable and hard-to-find midfield dominant.

The Matadors are in their prime, winning Euro 2008 and South Africa 2010, and have the best team to play, with the sharpest forwards, the best midfielders, and the most solid defence.

Many fans say that today's Matador legion, from which position it stands, is incomprehensible. Maybe in the future, the Matador Legion will not be able to assemble such a perfect lineup.

But when these two-crowned and three-crown members grow old, the peak matadors will inevitably go downhill.

In Euro 2012, they could still play and win three trophies for the matadors. So what about 2014 and 2016, with so many excellent players, who can fill such a big hole?

Especially in the midfield, Xavi has gradually aged, who can inherit his mantle and become the most reliable and sharp sword in the midfield of the Matadors?

Today's matador, this sword is still very steep, but it is no longer the spirit of sweeping strong opponents, gods blocking and killing gods, and Buddha blocking and punishing Buddhas in the South Africa World Cup. Solid in midfield, these young veterans have been able to control the pace of the game and maintain the dominance of the matadors with their superior experience and skill.

But it still makes many fans sigh the sadness of the hero's gradual twilight......

Spanish football is full of talent, and they never worry about having no successor, but that takes time. It is easy to go from the peak to the trough, and if you want to climb back to the top from the trough, it will be the hope and hard work of countless hot-blooded young players.

When the Spanish teenager Chena Mouris rises like the brightest star in La Liga, it is exciting not only for the fans of Malaga, but also for the hearts of the old fans of the Matadors.

Matador Legion fans are all over the world, and today's glory makes them love this team deeply and be proud of them. But they have never forgotten that this team, forged by the most elite midfielders, will one day grow old.

Today's laughter is likely to be tomorrow's lonely tears.

They are always looking for the best talent for the national team, and every time a young Spanish player has an outstanding appearance, it always arouses their boundless enthusiasm. Even thousands of miles of rumors: Coach Bosque, take him in quickly, he will be a great little matador -

Chena Muris is undoubtedly the one who gives them the most confidence.

In the seventh round of La Liga, after the youngster scored the famous goal of the century and single-handedly concocted and recreated God's goal, the coach of the Matador Army, Bosque, received countless calls from old Spanish fans.

Many of these people are his old friends. Knowing that Bosque has worked hard for the Matador Legion, and now that such a promising player has appeared, they are excited to report the good news to him.

At least, there is a successor in the midfield of the national team, and the piece he is most worried about does not seem to be a problem.

The mood of the veterans is the same as Xavi and Casey, who treat Mouris with a sense of competition from the rival club, but also look forward to and watch the growth of the future national teammate.

Picamos is still young and doesn't have the strong mantle of the veterans. Maybe in a few years, they will be able to understand the feelings of these veterans.

At the same time, there are also many managers who are paying attention to this young player.

On the club side, almost the managers of almost all La Liga clubs have paid unusual attention to the Malaga ace who will always play each other. Every time I see his mature and dazzling appearance, I can't help but lobby the club's top management to poach this trump card.

Among them, the most prominent table is the magic bird of Real Madrid coach.

Almost every La Liga fan knows that Magic Bird has been thinking about Malaga ace for a long time and wants to poach people in his dreams.

But Lafayette has been slow to come up with a plan to buy back Chena Mouris, although the young player's value is now skyrocketing, and it has not yet made him excited.

At the very least, he lacks a trophy with gold in it.

In addition to La Liga, several famous managers in Serie A and the Premier League have also moved the mind of this ace.

In a media interview, Red Devils boss Fernando mentioned that he is optimistic about a young player, and this one is none other than Málaga ace Chena Mouris, who has been shining strongly in La Liga this season.

When asked by the media if he had any plans to buy the player, Lord Ferguson sold a pass and did not talk much. only smiled and said that even if he wanted to buy it, the UAE boss would be willing to let him go.

Immediately afterwards, Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger also spoke highly of Chena Mouris, saying that he also paid attention to some competitions on the La Liga side, and the Malaga ace midfielder was young and capable of everything.

Over the years, the professor has been looking for a midfielder for Arsenal.

He brought Arsenal glamour, but at the same time made the squad fragile. The pursuit of technique and disdain for confrontation have made it difficult for the professor's team to make it difficult in the Premier League.

The nickname of "Fight for the Four" sounds poignant, and the professor's favorite thing to do is to tap potential stocks in the transfer market, and sometimes, in order to build his ideal team, it doesn't matter if he buys the opponent's players.

However, the club's financial figures have meant that Arsenal have never been the protagonists in the transfer market, and the salary package is not competitive at all. In this way, the title and honour will naturally not get close to Wenger.

The professor has been careful in his calculations over the years, so that the club has always had a place in the Premier League, and it is also a painstaking effort.

One of the most promising players for the professor right now is Chena Murice. Not only does he have fantastic skills, but he also doesn't lag behind in physical confrontations. As a midfielder, he runs faster than a striker, and his every one seems to have been born for Arsenal and the Premier League.

But unfortunately, the Malaga club has long said that he is not for sale, and the UAE owner does not have any signs of bankruptcy and mismanagement of the club, and it is impossible to take advantage of the situation to poach people for the time being.

What's more, that young player doesn't know how many clubs and coaches are eyeing him, even if he wants to poach people, I'm afraid it won't be Arsenal's turn.

Thinking about this question, the professor couldn't help but have a headache about the club's financial figures. One day, he can be like Florentino, waving a lot of pounds and euros, constantly buying and buying, buying whoever he wants, instead of letting him be a manager and settle these trivial accounts.

Among them, the one who pays the most attention to Muris is the coach of the Spanish national team, Bosque!

After many old friends recommended the young player to him, including his proud protégés Xavi and Cassie, who also talked to him about the Malaga ace midfielder, he began to watch him play.

After only watching two games, I was shocked by the talent of this young player.

What he did on the pitch was something that only a 30- or 40-year-old veteran could do, and he kept asking people around him if the kid named Chena Muris was really only twenty-two years old. And he entered La Liga, less than a year, playing in the top league, just this season. In just over 20 rounds of the league, he has grown extraordinarily.

Looking at Muris like this, every coach can't help but wonder what kind of growth this young player can be-

Thoughtful thinking, a strong heart, a cool head, and a natural talent and technique. This qiē has made Chena-Muris synonymous with excellence and even perfection.

Bosque was so rewarded that he decided almost in advance that he wanted to sign the young player for the national team.

Under the leadership of Xavi and other veterans, let this young player continue to grow, and perhaps one day, he can take over the flag of the national team and become the sharpest sword in the midfield of the Matadors.

Muris didn't know he was being targeted by so many bigwigs, and he was now on the scene of the reality show, waiting for the hosting team to shoot the last arrow.

In the eyes of the military advisor, a reality show is much more tiring than him playing a full 90-minute game. I'm afraid that the sum of the three games is not as hard and exhausting as a reality show.

The guest team has equalized, and the last arrow can decide the fate of both teams.

The person in charge of the archery was the female guest Havana, who put on a posture and drew her bow like a decent one to shoot, and the first arrow hit her, and she excitedly said "yes!" He ran to the turntable.

The guest team and the host team all came here, and as soon as they saw the mission options she shot, the host team was happy, and the excitement of the guest team a moment ago withered on their faces.

Within a minute, make a female guest cry!

Whatever they are most afraid of, Luke and the others have been annoyed countless times as to why they didn't take up this mission option in the first place. They also said before that they would snatch this task first, and if it turned out like this, it was very likely that they would be killed.

Willyton is next to the table, even if they listen to you, grab this task first, you can shoot, you can shoot!

Luke suddenly wilted, held back for a long time, and grabbed Muris.

"I can't shoot, and Muris, Muris must be fine."

"Muurice hit the reward ring, so you don't pull him out again."

“……”

There's a lot of trouble in Málaga, but it's still coming.

On the host team's side, the female guest designated for them is the model Havana.

Havana is a girl who loves to laugh, she is cool and cold when she walks the catwalk, and when she gets off the runway, she is enthusiastic and smiling.

According to Havana's own revelations, she hates crying girls the most. She is very strong, she chooses to swallow any tears back into her stomach, and chooses to laugh at life. I couldn't help it, so I hid in the bed and cried secretly. In short, she doesn't like to be seen crying, which makes her feel weak.

After Havana's words, no one in Malaga dared to challenge.

Make Havana cry, and Malaga wins. If you don't cry, if the host team accumulates one more point, the guest team will still lose.

The young men of Malaga, who were so anxious that they burned the fire, pushed out the team's recognized old teaser Biarnau.

"Captain, this task is up to you, let's make that little beauty cry—"

These boys, in fact, your clumsy jokes don't make people cry, they just scare people to cry, I believe you can do it.

Arnau wanted to resist, but the whole person was pushed out by them, and the host team had already beckoned to him again. I had no choice but to bite the bullet.

But he didn't forget to look back at the group of heartless boys, and at the critical moment, he pushed their captain out to be stabbed, and he didn't respect the old and love the young at all!

It only took a minute for Arnau to come up and move out the big killer.

He first compared cross-eyed, and also said a set of self-created football commentary, sharp complaints, humorous ending, and Havana laughed.

The group of boys in the back sourly talked about their captain's funny explanations that no one usually listened to, and they were finally able to get out in peace. Although in this case, others can't say no if they want to.

The audience bought it, this old comic is really the funniest person in Malaga.

Some of the team members who don't know the true face of the captain look at the stupid capitalized comic on the show, and their little expressions are wonderful.

Their honest and honest captain is so talented!

But people ask for a female guest to cry, and you make people laugh, what's going on?

As soon as the time passed, Arnau ran back in disgrace.

The Malaga boys, one by one, besieged their captain. He also said that the captain put the overall situation first, took care of Amway's jokes, and left the task behind.

Malaga sent the second challenger, Arnau's defeat, leaving the guest team with no way back.

Many team members believe that this topic is inherently problematic. It's easy to make people laugh, but it's hard to make people cry. No matter who endures a minute without crying, anyone can do it.

In this case, whoever goes up is the same.

Unless......

As soon as Muris looked up, he found more than a dozen pairs of wolf-like eyes staring at him.

He couldn't help but take a step back, and Luke and Williton were on their side, grabbed his arm, and pushed him out.

"There's no way, Muris, try to use the beautiful man's trick and it won't work-"

And the host team, as they wished, saw that the Malaga ace was pushed out again, and they also learned from Pamensa's passionate commentary, facing the camera, smiling: "In the case of Málaga's backwater, when the show ended in only a few minutes, the person who stood up was the ace Mouris-"

The audience burst out laughing, this time it wasn't Muurice himself who stood up, he was clearly thrown out.

Others sympathize with this smart team brain, with such a group of teammates who are not interesting enough, the ace is really pitiful.

Don't let him worry about it on the court, why do you still treat him like this in the show!

More people said that although they blamed the sympathy for Murice, they were still looking forward to how he would make Havana cry. Whether it's funny or funny, as long as it's Muris's footage, they love to watch it.

Interestingly, Havana covered her mouth in excitement when she saw Muris being pushed out. A person jumped up and down there, and excitedly said to the presiding team: I'm sorry, I'm going to mutiny, for the sake of Muris, I am willing to cry in front of everyone.

The host was terrified, how could this be? At such an important moment, teammates can't drop the chain!

The audience was stupid, this Muris has not been popular in La Liga for a long time, and there are really a lot of fans. Sure enough, the handsome guy eats fragrant everywhere he goes. Even those who don't watch him on weekdays don't want to see such a handsome guy embarrassed.

Ronaldo glared and glared again, allowing the female model to fight a little more and hold on. It's not fun to lose so quickly. He also wanted to see what kind of joke that Muris would make in front of the camera. This handsome Spanish guy who is insulated from women has the talent to make girls cry.

Teasing the girls to scream and laugh, Luo Daihua said that judging from the countless red-faced wolf men and wolf women at the scene, there was no need to ask at all.

Others also said that the female model should not be fooled by Murice. It's up to him to get out of the way, and that's the best chance.

Muris, who is smart and sharp on the court and doesn't actually have any flirting skills, must have a headache when he encounters this situation.

And Muris's fans said that their Muris really doesn't have any flirting skills, but his flirting skills are very good. That's enough, they would rather him flirt with some rough guys than see him and the beauty make an appearance.

As for the crying beauty, Murice, try your best, if you don't understand the amorous feelings, we will forgive you too.

It's officially started, Havana's previous statement was just a joke, and she won't really cry. She stood there with a smile on her face, watching as Muris approached her.

He also faced the camera, stroked his chest, and blinked his big blue eyes beautifully.

Muris stood in front of her, keeping a distance and looking at her very seriously.

Havana smiled shyly, and many viewers found out that Havana was really shy this time. It's not acting, it's not coaxing the atmosphere, it's not just her face, even the tips of her ears are red.

Muris didn't look long, he suddenly glanced at her shoulder, said "there are mosquitoes", and pointed a finger at it.

Havana was just about to look back to see if there was really something on her shoulder, her body shook, her nose was sore, and she cried out with a hum, wanting to cry and laugh, the whole person was weird, and by the time she realized it, the tears were already falling down.

She wiped her tears and wanted to stop, but she didn't know what was wrong, she was usually able to control her expression freely, but she couldn't control it at this time.

"Okay, it's okay." Muurice put one hand on her shoulder and comforted Havana. Strange to say, when his hand was clapped, Havana's uncontrollable feeling disappeared.

Seeing that she was fine, Muris turned around and returned to the group.

Malaga's teammates were stunned one by one, pulling Muris past him and asking him what he had done to Havana.

Muris shrugged his shoulders and said he didn't know either, and Havana suddenly cried.

Malaga's teammates looked incredulous, what had just happened was too evil.

The presiding group was also shocked, and they stepped forward to ask Havana what was going on just now? Havana held up her little hand and assured that she really didn't release the water, and that the automatic crying she said before was just a joke. Somehow, crying so fiercely, it doesn't look like her at all.

"Impossible, impossible, impossible—" Mouris's old rivals called impossible, "it must have been the female model who let go of the water, and she was really confused by Muris." ”

Pique, on the other hand, had just recovered from the idea that he would finally see Malaga's pesky ace deflated. Seeing this result, his lungs exploded directly, and he fell back to the ground again, and the corpse was violently slammed.

"Although I also want to say that the female model released the water, if you choose to cry, won't you cry better? To be honest, she cried quite humorously just now~" Luo Daihua joked.

"God is it, this can be done!"

"This show is colluded in the morning, or maybe it was deliberately invited to take care of the child~"

"Why ask for help in this situation, let the guest team lose the game, and watch them be punished, this is what the column team wants to see. Now that the guest team has won, the host team is going to be punished. Didn't you see that those hosts had confused expressions, and they didn't figure it out~"

There are many people who understand the head, but this Muris, indeed, the things surrounding him are always so difficult and bizarre.

Kaka, on the other hand, touched his chin and wondered: "In this weather, are there mosquitoes?" ”

"What mosquitoes?" The others have not yet reacted.

"From start to finish, Muurice touched Havana twice. As soon as he said that there were mosquitoes, he tapped her on the shoulder, and Havana cried......"

“…… It seems that there really is such a thing. ”

"I also remember that little Muris slapped Havana again, and the female model suddenly became better again~"

At the end of the show, the five fallen angels of the host team, four white flowers and one black slippery leg, trembled and dipped in ice buckets.

And the guest team held water sprinklers in their hands and sprayed the five fallen angels, smiling with a pleasant and evil face.

The show ended perfectly, and the wonder team of Malaga won against those smart hosts, which had to surprise many viewers.

This reality show continues many of the settings in reality. Of course, many well-known players, the style of painting has changed a lot.

For example, the captain of Malaga is not the selfless and loyal old captain, he has become a funny old tease.

The beast Baptista has directly become synonymous with a simple mind and well-developed limbs.

The marshal's black-bellied tolerance is eye-catching.

Camacho's women's clothes, if you look closely, are indeed demonic.

Luke's stupidity and slippery flirtatious sister was called abusive by countless audiences.

Jesús Gamemes's well-behaved and temperamental qualities are outstanding among the first team members.

And the most talked about by the audience is still the Malaga ace Chena Mouris.

I originally thought that the poor child who suffered from camera phobia was destined to become the background board of this episode of the show, and he would be a beautiful man quietly. Who knows, a show will have so many excellent performances. It is called by countless people as the IQ responsibility and the general storage zài.

There are even many who conclude that Muris's rise to prominence is unrepeatable because others do not have his talent and brains.

This kind of popularity speed is the only one.

In this show, Morris not only successfully took revenge, but also directly made the psychological shadow of Joe Lockrey, the mastermind behind the Morris emoji, and launched a series of fierce exchanges of wisdom and strength with the host team.

What's even more ferocious is that such a handsome guy with a poker face, he will also sell cute!

The cute crying on the screen ~ It's almost a pinkeye.

In the show, he showed strong arm strength, archery skills that pierced through Yang in 100 steps, as well as the looming Vision of God, and the devil's jumping skills that can escape in front of the host group and guests at any time.

Not to mention his meticulous thinking skills and a magical brain like a computer.

But what the audience discussed the most was the fact that Muris made Havana cry for a minute and made her cry endlessly.

Because of this incident, there are the most hidden mysteries, and no one can give a clear answer.

The scene of Muris and Havana crying was intercepted and played again and again, looking for the hidden mystery.

There were many people who asked the same questions as Kaka, and there was also the clever timing of Murice's two bumps into Havana's shoulder.

At this time, Chinese Kung Fu had become popular all over the world, and even many foreigners were amazed by the mysterious Chinese Kung Fu.

Especially under the enthusiastic science popularization of Chinese fans, they accepted that Muris is likely to be a mysterious point kung fu.

This kind of acupoint kung fu can make a person laugh or cry, and even make them faint, and it can be fatal. All in all, it's magical.

All the qiē adds more mystery to the Malaga ace.

Unfortunately, the media did not confirm the incident in Muris's mouth. After the show, Malaga began a three-day training camp in order to prepare for the next league -

But the land of La Liga, because of the appearance of this wonder player, is destined to be different.