Thanks to my wonderful girlfriend Huahua, my Qingming really has a sad atmosphere

[This is what a friend of mine sued me,

Although the landlord said so, six out of ten of his friends were himself, and the remaining four were blind blows.

If you doubt the authenticity of the following, I hope you suspect that I am boasting.

Because what happened to my friend Ada's in Qingming was so miserable, so miserable that the listeners were sad, and the listeners wept, so miserable that I comforted him after laughing.

I'll have a bowl of hot tea. 】

It's not difficult to determine whether it's a sticker or not, because it's usually a dramatic twist, and it doesn't tell all the ins and outs of everything at once - what else do you use to urge you to change? So, the writer will divide the sections, and when you are almost done, they will shake off the burden one by one, so that netizens can't stop chasing after them.

Jiang Qi is like this now, she has written the whole story in WPS, but when three or four kittens come in and post 'sofa!' ', 'M, press the claw and wait for the follow-up' or 'live?' After asking for a little bit of prison, shake out the following little by little.

At the beginning of the serialization, you should update more frequently, let the post stay on the first page, increase exposure, and wait for more people to follow the update, you can slow down.

[Ada, a rare and good-looking boy in my circle of friends, handsome and tall, many girls chased him when he was in college

But for so long, I haven't heard that he has ever had a girlfriend.

That day, he sat in the window seat of the café, his eyes vicissitudes, and he told me that he had a girlfriend.

I said, "This is a good thing, why do you have the expression of a dead daughter-in-law?"

Da: I'd rather be a dead daughter-in-law

There must be something strange in this, so the landlord who loves Bahang helped him order a glass of 82-year-old mineral water, and listened to his details of this tragic story that happened on the Qingming Festival......]

Having a girlfriend but not being happy is the first suspense.

[Ada, and Huahua met by playing games.,I don't say much about any of them.,Anyway, it's new.,Now it's second only to CF and WOW in the Internet café.]

When she was in the game, she was a very normal girl, with a sweet voice, and she was hard when she heard it.

When they decided to come out to meet and appear, everything changed.

Because of accommodating the girl, the meeting place Ada's original wanted to make an appointment in her city, but Huahua came with a sentence: Hmm~ Don't~ People want to travel through half of China to love you~ Isn't it romantic?

Well, since the little girl is willing to come to her own city, Ada's is not unhappy, so she paid for the car and was ready to receive him.

Hearing this, I couldn't help but ask: Where is the girl?

Ada: Studying in Tianjin

And Ada, who works in Beijing.

How did this half of China measure out, does anyone know? Waiting online, it's in a hurry. 】

[23rd Floor] Nano White: Hahahahaha

[25th Floor] Fu Tuan: Ask the landlord to speed up the live broadcast! In other words, online dating is not credible, who knows if there is a person or a dog behind the computer

[26th Floor] I'm the king of Brother Rabbit: Hehe, the landlord will broadcast live well, by the way, what does it mean to pet the dog?

Forum posts are easy to be crooked because you can never guess the ability of netizens to diverge their thinking.

[When the words are finished, pull them back.]

I asked: When you go to the station to pick her up, aren't you afraid that you will be ugly?

Ada: No spoilers

So the landlord obediently closed his mouth.

They exchanged photos, and Huahua gave him a 45-degree selfie, a big eyes and a melon seed face, a beautiful little girl.

Ada, who waited at the station for a while, finally received a text message from her, saying that she had gotten off the train

Ten minutes later, a sweet voice called from afar: Brother Ada~~

This voice, which he had heard countless times in the game, was as sweet as first love

Adada turned around

A visually measured, two-hundred-pound, wearing a small pink suspender of the mentally retarded peach appeared in front of him, and with her legs, the buttons of the white hot pants were torn again and again, as if they would burst open at any time, trembling and trembling.

He was studying liberal arts, and at this time, he suddenly understood what it meant to shake the earth and shake the mountains

Huahua ran over and opened her arms: Brother Ada~~~ want, hug, hug!

With her call, the entire train station turned their heads to see who this brother Ada's brother was.

At this moment, Adada began to regret why she refused her family's invitation to visit the grave together and came to meet with netizens.

I teased Ada: Look at you, unfilial piety has to pay a heavy price

His eyes were moist: this is too heavy]

All kinds of appalling descriptions have gradually made the post become popular - just like Sister Feng and Sister Furong who are typical Internet celebrities who attract the attention of netizens with ugliness and vulgarity, netizens have a natural curiosity about hunting for strange things, Jiang Qi seized this mentality, and drew on the 'Xiao Yueyue Incident' that once caused a sensation on the whole Internet, and fabricated a spoof story about a pair of online lovers who rushed to see the light die......

Xiao Yueyue only recounted a Lei Ren's deeds from beginning to end, and there was nothing after laughing, but Jiang Qi was more forward-looking. She laid the groundwork - the flower in the story is vulgar and funny, but her love for Ada's heart is very serious, and she waits patiently for the impact of this post to ferment.

Is it possible to sink into it?

Yes, the tastes of netizens are strange, and the things that could be popular at that time, if you change the time period, you may sink into the sea.

But Jiang Qi is willing to gamble, anyway, there is no cost.

She was right.

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At the bottom, netizens were one-sided, 'I want to vomit the landlord, it's awesome', 'What kind of woman is this, it's terrible!' "I'd rather ...... it with my hands," and the post spread out as she expected. Tieba created Sister Huahua's Tieba, whether anyone asked about the reasons for the formation of Sister Huahua's phenomenon, the analysis is straightforward, and even some portals have reported on this matter - Jiang Qi's private message in Haijiao has been exploded, and there is no shortage of reporters who want to interview her.

"Dog, you're masturbating in the bedroom all day, do you have a partner?"

In the college boys' dormitory, Li Qiangsheng, who had just taken a shower, came back and saw his roommate playing games again, shaking his legs while playing, and the keyboard was crackling, and he was intoxicated. Of course, the dog is not called a dog, but he is the only one in this bedroom who plays and masturbates, and the other three are all staunch WOW parties, Li Qiangsheng laughed at him for petting the dog, referred to as the dog.

"There's a girl in the game.,Take her to the score.,It's an object!" The dog didn't reply: "What's wrong?" Tickling and want to flirt with your sister? ”

"Phew! I don't want to get a flowery girl. ”

"Sister Huahua, who?"

"No, Sister Huahua, you don't even know, it's a dog in vain,"

As soon as Li Qiangsheng heard it, he came to the momentum, pulling him to talk about the deeds of Sister Huahua on the Internet, and the story was particularly energetic in a northeast accent, plus the headwind of this game, the dog laughed several times, and smashed the keyboard and mouse: ", this one is not played, chase the live broadcast, Johnson & Johnson, you send me a link on the penguin." ”

Such conversations occur from time to time among young people in college, and hot topics spread out like a radius.

Compared with the cold and deserted post at the beginning,Serial for three days,The heat at the bottom has made it automatic'top' on the first page,No matter which time period is refreshed, someone will post back,Someone even took the initiative to post the best they encountered in the post of eight,Form a good heat chain。

On the fourth day, Jiang Qi came back from eating, took a lollipop in her mouth, and opened the post.

[Landlord] is very dazzling: Everybody~ Folks, I'm back! I want to play my 1, I don't want my play [孨尛犇龘劦叒猋羘劦.jpg], thank you.

[55403F] Tianya Baiyue: 1111, the cheap brother is coming to show the lower limit again

[55404F] Yushui Music: 1111, what about the follow-up, you don't have it below?

[55405F] jy0517023: 孨尛紇龘劦叒猋羇龘劦, I really thought that no one could cure you

Jiang Qi's ID [cheap is dazzling], netizens quickly changed her name, some called her cheap, and some laughed forward and backwards, adding a brother word.

"Almost......"

She muttered.

If you change to an ordinary person and be interviewed by the media, you will be a little excited, and few people will really be able to resist accepting it, who doesn't want to be famous? But Jiang Qi can see it clearly, these online media who threw olive branches to her are nothing more than trying to rub off on the heat generated by the [Sister Huahua] incident - that's right, now the average netizen still has a high degree of trust in the news, unlike the media in the future, even if it is the blue V on Weibo, they have to rely on the popularity, and in order to get the number of retweets, they don't even care about the authenticity of the news.

Now, Jiang Qi, who is favored by the media and does not show her face and does not accept interviews, is naturally higher in the eyes of Haijiao members.

The story of [Sister Huahua] is coming to an end, and she is more cautious when she puts pen to paper.

It's a pity, after Weibo, it is quick and easy for Internet celebrities to consolidate their popularity, as long as they write jokes every day, forward the jokes of their peers, and then push the jokes written today on the WeChat public account, they can maintain their popularity.

Although the Flowey Effect is crazy, it won't last long.

Like the XX hotel attack in the future, from 11 o'clock in the evening to 1 o'clock in the morning, more than 300,000 retweets, how fast this spread and fermented, how quickly the masses will forget.

[Landlord:] Don't worry, isn't the end coming?

The result that the masses expect, or what ordinary writers will choose, may be that the actor Ada's humiliation of Huahua is fierce, so that the majority of netizens' desire to vomit can be vented.

Jiang Qi didn't.

After a change in the style of painting, Huahua is still the fat girl who doesn't know much and is easy to make jokes in public places, but she began to show some advantages, she loves Adaa very much, she has never been in love, and she uses clumsy methods to show her love and be good to him. Although this kind of behavior has caused a lot of ugliness - her starting point is gentle.

Adada refused to accept it, and he tried his best to humiliate her, and at first, the onlookers in the post were very happy.

But later, there was a different kind of voice.

【71432F】White Rose Box: 555...... Ada, it's a bit too much

[71433 Floor] Fenghua is just a finger of quicksand: upstairs copper row, even think that Ada's is too much, although Sister Huahua is the best, she just wants him to be happy

[71434F] SFF: Upstairs less installation b! If it's just ugly, it's like that when the lights are turned off, but this can crush people to death when the lights are turned off!

Although SFF spoke the hearts of the male members, it was immediately condemned by the female members.

People are not stones, and sooner or later they will be covered with heat.

[Many friends ask me whether this is blown out or is it real.]

I don't make them public, and I blur some details, I just don't want their lives to be disturbed, to be suspected, and I don't lose a piece of meat, besides, I've eaten a lot recently, if you suspect that I can lose a few pounds of meat, I'm grateful, and I want you to start a weight loss company.

Ada, she made an appointment with Huahua to meet the other party's parents next year, and before she came in 200X, he would supervise her to lose weight.

I'm here to bless them.

Everyone has the right to be happy, even if the behavior makes people laugh, Lei and my little friends want to tell it to others like a joke, and when Ada, who is so fat that when she saw her for the first time, her heart was like a 10,000 dogs...... As long as you persevere, you will always get happiness, she is a lucky person, and so is he.

This is the end of their story.

Many friends think it's interesting for me to talk cheaply, if you also have any interesting experiences, you can also send me a private message]

How does this ending feel?

Very healing, very touching?

If you like this kind of content, you might as well pay more attention to a few WeChat public accounts, specifically fooling the middle-aged and elderly, all kinds of stories that men will be silent when they see it, and women will cry when they see it, and the story will be dotted with a thought-provoking piece of nonsense, commonly known as chicken soup for the soul.

At this time, this statement is not very popular, and when everyone was expecting to see a refreshing and rough ending, Jiang Qi made a multi-track drifting god turn, which turned into a gentle ending that spreads positive energy, and a happy ending.

Although we are all not perfect and have a lot of flaws, at least the ending is good.

The masses never expected that such an ending would be ushered in, but there was a lot of foreshadowing ahead, and as the story ended, the number and frequency of replies ushered in a new wave of high tides, and Sister Huahua suddenly changed from a synonym for the best thunderous woman to a positive character.

Sister Furong and Sister Feng can be washed, what else can't be washed?

A good ending should be reasonable and unexpected, and if you don't let the audience guess it, it's best not to.

When this post is serialized, Jiang Qi's cape fans have skyrocketed to more than 100,000 fans, which means that when she posts next time, the popularity will rise faster - at this time, online novels are not very popular, Jinjiang Literature City has just started the VIP mode, and there are no online writers who deliberately go to the forum to post serialized story content, Jiang Qi's writing and narrative level make people very comfortable to watch, and the desire to read it is stronger.

Jiang Qi has never written beautifully, but she has strong narrative skills, natural beginnings and turns, coupled with a humorous speaking style, and her burden is constantly shaking, being a writer? It's hard to climb to the sky, but it's more than enough to be a joker.

Closing her laptop, she settled down and changed into a sports T-shirt and trousers.

KC glanced up at her, "Going for a night run again?" ”

"Improve your body."

"You seem to have gotten more cheerful lately."

KC's reflex arc has always been similar to that of prehistoric animals, and even she noticed the clues, Jiang Qideng felt that she had made some successful changes - not afraid of being suspected of whether it was a rebirth of a crossing or something, not to mention that the word crossing is not popular now, there are many more reasonable speculations than ghost upper bodies.

Sure enough, Tongtong turned her head and smiled, laughing like a real silver bell: "There must be a demon when something happens, Qi Baobao, you shouldn't be in love, right?" I don't pull the object out for us to see, it's too uninteresting, don't worry, my friend's wife is welcome, I won't let it go. ”

Jiang Qi rolled her eyes: "Didn't I always have a partner?" ”

"Really?" Tongtong's jaw dropped in shock.

"The computer is my husband, and he doesn't accept me."

She smiled wryly, laughed a few words with her roommate, and then turned to go downstairs for a run.

After living a lifetime, they are all adults, so naturally they can't be drunk and forget to die like a heartless college student. 'There are no ugly women, only lazy women', the person who said this sentence must not have seen enough women, but it is true that Tong Guò can greatly improve her appearance, at least look clean and tidy, Jiang Qi has the self-management perseverance that young people lack, which is her advantage.

I have been a salted fish for so long in my last life, and it is rare to be reborn, at least I have to be worthy of myself.

After returning from a night run, Jiang Qi, who was covered in sweat, quickly took a combat bath and put on his pajamas and went to bed.

At this time, it was only 10 o'clock in the evening, and the two roommates were still fighting in front of the computer, but fortunately she slept deeply, was not easily disturbed by noise, and the quality of sleep in the four years of college was very good.

As soon as she lay down, another cheap voice sounded in her head: 'Jiang Qi, do you want to improve your appearance? ’

‘…… Yes, aren't you in retreat to heal? ’

'Can't talk if you're healing?' You humans can visit patients in hospitals, why can't I talk like this? ’

It makes sense.

Panda said idly: "People are born ugly, and no matter how much you exercise, you can at most be a thin man with a blurred face." ’

It's easy for you to talk like that without friends. ’

'The panda is the king of the lonely height, and it doesn't need friends. But if you want to look good, it's not difficult, cultivators can improve their bearing and appearance, and they look like they have an inexplicable temperament. ’

Jiang Qi guessed that it had absorbed some magical information again, but the cultivation in these words made her very interested: "I can also cultivate the truth?" ’

'The aura of the earth is thin, no. ’

'What do you say?' ’

'Earthlings, is it okay to speak civilly?' Panda protested: "The aura of the earth is not enough, but there is a lot of aura in the thousand machine box, if you really want to be beautiful, I will send you in early to spend a little calamity, similar to the novice task in the online game, it should not shake your soul." ’

…… This explanation is too down-to-earth, and for a while, Jiang Qi thought that he had downloaded a mentally handicapped mobile game by mistake.