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After eating and drinking, Jiang Qi opened a milk candy and threw it into her mouth while turning on the computer.
Today's laptops are still very bulky, which is like later generations, a casual 1,000-yuan laptop is thin and beautiful, even if you can't run large-scale online games, it's no problem to play well-optimized games. Jiang Qi's computer was bought by herself as a tutor and by saving money, plus the money from her mother's subsidy.
Jiang's mother loves to watch TV series, and the old TV set at home often has a temper, she never thought about changing it, as soon as she heard that her daughter was going to college to use a laptop, she had to buy it without saying a word, in her heart, she couldn't save anything on her daughter.
Thinking of this, Jiang Qi's ten fingers flying on the keyboard stopped for a moment.
She is aimlessly Liu Lan on Baidu, the Internet is changing with each passing day, this generation gap is too long, it is still a popular puppet, Nai, MMGG, 886, I ...... In the history of Internet development, it is always new, and the most time-tested is probably the three English words that even primary school students can quickly knock down - CNM.
How fast is the change?
Internet terms are generally used by [Weibo Crazy] - [Produce Emojis] - [Internet addicted teenagers and girls have applied], and finally become the default old stalks, such an evolution process takes about a month.
In the past, "I'm really a dog" swept the Internet, who ever wondered what kind of person would have such a curious idea? It seems that the national husband Wang Tiancong became popular on the whole network after playing a stalk, but the real origin is a sentence blurted out by a League of Legends anchor on the live broadcast of cat fighting.
Thinking of interesting content that others can't think of is the core reason why an Internet buzzword has become popular.
"One year to go......"
Jiang Qi said with regret.
A year later, Langtao Weibo will be launched on the market.
But after thinking about it, there is no Weibo, which means that things like network marketing have not yet appeared in front of the public, at most they play simple and crude advertisements on the forum, so it gives her time to accumulate popularity. The first batch of users who became popular on Weibo brought fans from other communities, and users from Goupu, Dou Pao, Zhiwei, Renren and even Penguin Space were diverted to Weibo.
Fortunately, the emergence of Weibo can even be said to have made the popular blog go into decline.
Who has the patience to write a blog post? Even the hugely popular NetEase blog later fell to the much more concise and down-to-earth Weibo, whose short content catered to the entire fast-food culture.
An inch is long and an inch is strong, but this may not be the case in the Internet age.
Thinking about it, Jiang Qi clicked on the Cape community.
The Haijiao community is not much different from the general forum, it is divided into different sections, in this community with more than 80 million registered users, among which Haijiao gossip, entertainment gossip and emotional world are the most popular, and the number of daily visits can reach one million.
Jiang Qi's eyes fell on the advertisements in the corners of the Haijiao community.
Advertising on such a high-traffic website, of course, is not low, but the 'advertorials' that will flood major forums in the future have no signs of raging, and occasionally advertisements appear in forums, but they are too blunt to be eye-catching, and they will soon be deleted by the moderators.
She clicked on the cape chatter, and one of the posts that floated on the first page - A magical Chinese medicine pill, the 'no' brother has come in and revealed the secret to you!
Such an obvious advertisement, as soon as it was refreshed, was deleted by the moderators.
This kind of low-end advertorial marketing, Jiang Qi just came out of work when she wrote badly, as long as she showed her a product introduction, she could easily write a large amount of advertorials, and the work handed over to the interns was not too demanding.
When she got off work early in order to complete her work, she wrote an advertorial article that was not hard or crappy compared to the current crappy semi-soft and non-hard advertising articles, which was simply fascinating!
Here is the difference between advertorials.
One is to make up a story with twists and turns, quietly integrate the billboard, avoid the moderator from deleting the post, and the excellent writer can write a wonderful story, so that the onlookers who don't know the truth can discuss it enthusiastically.
Here's an example.
[Mother-in-law and daughter-in-law relationship] the medicine that my mother-in-law hid in the safe, I was afraid that I would eat it and throw it away from her stomach, now there is a family war, should I get a divorce?
At first glance, it looks like a sad daughter-in-law, out of good intentions, doing something wrong and making the old man unhappy.
Clever viewers should understand when they see this, this post was sent by Jiang Qi.
And in her previous life, let alone her husband and mother-in-law, her boyfriend's shadow was gone.
This is a soft advertisement, the purpose of which is naturally to post more retweets and the higher the popularity, the better.
So how did she advertise in her previous life?
In the community, just seeing the relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law is high│tide of online articles abound, there are contradictions, and the reasons for the conflict are also very clear.
If you don't feel hot enough, you can also add a terrier that tries all things - map cannons.
[Thank you to the friend who persuaded me to divorce, although my mother-in-law is difficult to get along with, but my husband is very good to the landlord,
Before marrying him, my mother persuaded the landlord not to marry to the northeast, plus my husband's hometown is that, hey, my landlord wants to say so, but it's really a machismo province, my husband is very gentle to me, but the landlord is far from expecting that marriage is the beginning of the nightmare.
Maybe you're right, marrying a person is really not just marrying him, but marrying his entire family.
In fact, when I first got married, my mother-in-law and I already had a conflict over the issue of that medicine......]
Marriage and love mother-in-law hot post, if you want to have heat, you will pull Fujian Shandong or the countryside into it, no matter how sensible the member is to remind him not to rise to the region, the trolls will immediately grasp this point excitedly and talk non-stop.
As for the cape miscellaneous, how to apply regional black?
Here, I have to mention the perennial Henan friends who have been shot, due to historical reasons, there was indeed a period of stricter public security problems, but in fact, in the provincial crime rate statistics, it is not Henan that occupies the first place.
To put it mildly, even if a criminal is from Henan, his nationality is also Chinese, can it be said that all Chinese people will commit crimes?
This is the birth of the earth, and he is too anxious to fry each other, so he has to prove that XX Province is inferior, but it is a stupid and ignorant table.
This is the correct way to put it politically.
But Jiang Qi knows very well that regional black is too easy to use, just one point, many lazy advertorial writers will directly use this killer weapon, but it is not used well, it is easy to tear each other to personal attacks and delete it.
Here, friends may ask, where is the special advertisement?
That's right, the advertisement is the bottle of pills thrown by the landlord, and when the people in the building are almost divergent, and the reminder is also available, she will use the trumpet arranged by several companies to reply to the post, scolding the landlord for having long hair and short knowledge, how to use this medicine well, it is simply a miracle effect of resurrection.
And the landlord, at this time, also slowly threw out the follow-up, tears from the sister-in-law who said that he read the doctor, and she made it clear that this medicine is really effective, and the landlord is stupid, and now he goes to confess his mistake to his mother-in-law, and his mother-in-law also forgave her magnanimously.
The popular science of the trumpet is objective, and what the landlord said, "the sister-in-law who read the doctor" is authoritative evidence.
Invisible Amway, the deadliest.
The netizens in the post exhaled one after another, and finally waited for the end!
Those who are more vigilant have already seen the clues of advertising halfway, but the contradiction between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law is written attractively, and there are many people chasing after Shuangwen, and these members who look cool will scold those who accuse the landlord of selling advertisements - love to see and not to watch and roll.
The other is more formal, a typical example is brain platinum, its formal propaganda proposes a new concept - the brain core is brain platinum body, and its secretion of brain platinum is responsible for human aging.
High-end atmosphere on the grade, low-key luxury has connotation!
Although it is a traditional Chinese medicine, but the addition of the word platinum, consumers suddenly have an illusion that this kind of product relies on a new concept, such as micro-business, or P2P, the masses do not understand, but feel very powerful.
Micro-business and P2P, Jiang Qi is slightly involved, she doesn't like to invest, but in the information age, more people come to the company to cooperate and promote.
Promotion, isn't it advertorial marketing?
Compared with Weibo netizens who have been baptized by various rumors in the future, they will subconsciously wait for hot news to comment after three days, and netizens at this time are much simpler.
"What are you looking at Jiang Qi,"
KC probed over, saw the huge [emotional world] four words, and smiled evilly with a pig hand in his mouth: "Are you thinking of spring?" ”
"Yes, I'm starting to warm up for the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law relationship I'll face in ten years, so you've found out."
Jiang Qi replied casually, knowing that it was a joke as soon as she heard it.
“…… No," KC raised his eyebrows in surprise: "It's okay, Jiang Qi, now you'll spit on me, and I've grown up." ”
"That's it."
In the past, when she came out to work, Jiang Qi was too addicted to the Internet, she couldn't speak well in reality, she was always cowardly, and she was indifferent in college, no better than junior high school and high school, and she was locked in the classroom all day long to cultivate her feelings, but no one bullied her because of this. But there are a lot of things that make fun of her, such as seeing Jiang Qi at a party, I use her to have fun, and shout that I can actually see a busy person, is the game maintained today?
laughed and felt humorous.
In every circle, there are always some people who are used as objects of pleasure because of poor expression or disadvantage, and liven up the atmosphere of the party - if you laugh at yourself, OK, you have a sense of humor, even if the jokes are not funny, you can get by, but make jokes about other people's shortcomings and look embarrassed, this will not make you look high.
Jiang Qi didn't understand it back then, so she relied more on the Internet.
In the network, she can speak freely, five sprays a second.
This kind of skill, when she was twenty-five years old, came out to work for a period of time, only began to be able to apply it to reality, without it, she was cut too much by the boss and customer, and her face became thicker and thicker. Most of the salary, half of the monthly salary is for your contribution to the company, and the other half is for you to be angry.
Jiang Qi read all the hot posts in each section in a planned way, and most people swiped the forum to pick the keywords they were interested in. But for those who make a career out of it, the forum is not for entertainment, but to summarize the hottest topics at the moment, which are generally temporary, implicit and explicit.
Ordinary writers, from the popular and popular, top writers, can predict the direction of the next wave of wind and be the first to eat crabs.
She used to follow the bandwagon.
But now it's different, she can be the one who patiently squats and waits for the first crab.
*****
In the future, Weibo's equal rights environment will be better, and everyone's su zhì will have a qualitative leap.
On the other hand, some portals, good homicide cases, can catch the keywords 'BMW', 'female college students', 'teachers', and form [After class, a female college student actually had such a thing with a teacher, BMW made a meritorious service!] ] news headline.
At this time, all the old drivers should begin to diverge their imagination and think of a love action movie full of island flavor.
Caught the three favorite points of the slings: female college students, yellow hints, and BMW, a luxury car that means that the poor love the rich
It's a pity that when people prepare a roll of toilet paper and click on the news, they will find out that this is a female college student who was robbed by a passer-by after class, and stabbed her by the way, the teacher happened to see it, rescued the student and called the police for help, and a BMW with a dashcam on the side of the road recorded a high-definition record, and easily brought the prisoner to justice.
The slings scolded in disappointment, closed the page, and the next time they watched the 'news', they would still involuntarily click in, this impulse, elegantly speaking, was sensationalized by the media, and the vulgar to describe this verb was to itch.
Therefore, in this era, female users at most PS some good-looking photos, do Taobao store business, once they post and spit out bad stories like those funny celebrities, they can pinch out several pages of gender first, and the advertorial writers are happy, but it is extremely unfavorable for Jiang Qi, who really wants to write interesting articles to gain fans.
Her fingertips lingered on the keyboard for a long time, and finally she made up her mind.
Jiang Qi first registered an account, and the ID was very simple - very dazzling.
Since the female environment is difficult, why don't she hide her gender first? Anyway, she didn't say she was a man.
If someone misunderstands and is more seriously deceived and feels that their emotions have been deceived, it will be even funnier - on the Internet, not only can I say that I am a man, a shemale or an alien, but I can also say that I am Wu Yanzu, who is serious, but it is really stupid and naïve to show up and say it.