Chapter 36: The Sketch "Not Bad Money" (Part I)

Finally, the performances of the four contestants have ended, and the show has come to an end.

The lowest number of votes is still Su Shan, and the highest is Li Kuan.

The difference in votes between the two has been stretched to 250,000 votes.

Li Kuan's votes have reached a terrifying 350,000, while Su Shan has just passed 100,000.

Backstage, Xu Meng'er, who was about to play, was a little nervous, she had never acted in a funny show, and she was a little worried that she would smash the whole show.

"Don't worry, just play as we rehearse." Su Shan comforted softly.

"Hmm." Xu Meng'er nodded.

Looking at Father Leng, this old man can't wait.

The host didn't say much, and directly asked the audience to invite Su Shan out with applause.

Under the not fierce applause, Father Leng took the lead to lead Xu Meng'er onto the stage.

So far, most people are still not optimistic about Su Shan, because he didn't listen to everyone's words, prepared the show well, and opened the live broadcast every night to tell everyone stories, although the story is very good, but it also makes everyone think that Su Shan wasted his time on the live broadcast, so he did not prepare for this performance well.

But is it really the way everyone thinks? Su Shan's fans don't believe it, people who know Su Shan don't believe it, but the people who can believe it are far more than these people.

Leng's father was dressed in peasant clothes and wore a big cotton jacket, and Xu Meng'er was also dressed very plainly, like a beautiful little girl in the countryside. The two of them carried a lot of agricultural specialties in their hands.

"Here, this is one of the most expensive hotels in Tieling, Scottish flirtation." Leng's father's first words on the stage made the audience laugh, everyone had already seen the sign on the stage, it was Scottish, not flirting.

"Grandpa, you said the opposite, it's Scottish." As soon as Xu Meng'er opened her mouth, many viewers who liked her began to shout her name.

Father Leng didn't seem to hear it. "Let's eat right here."

"Grandpa, this is expensive." Xu Meng'er said in the Northeast dialect that she was not proficient in, although it sounded a little deliberate, but it made people feel very interesting.

"Expensive? Let's bring money, bring more than 30,000 yuan, what about the bag? ”

"I didn't take the bag either."

"The bag with the money, the yellow envelope."

"It's over, let me fall on the kang."

A few lines, although they didn't make the audience laugh, successfully brought everyone into the plot.

"Can you still do things, kid? This is for you, and you still put the money on the kang, do you still have money in your pocket? ”

Xu Meng'er took out the money, counted it, and said, "It's more than 70." ”

Father Leng also took out the money in his pocket and counted it. "I still have 400."

"That's not going to be able to."

"Okay, if it's enough, let's do it."

After the two finished talking, they walked into the hotel.

The curiosity of the audience was completely hooked, the most expensive restaurant in the local area, with so much money in your pocket? How to eat?

"Waiter." Father Leng shouted.

After hearing the shout, Su Shan walked up from the backstage. The audience saw Su Shan coming up, and the audience who liked him applauded.

"I'm sorry uncle, we are a high-end hotel here, and we don't accept agricultural and sideline products." As soon as Su Shan opened his mouth, many people laughed, not that Su Shan's words were very interesting, but Su Shan's words reminded many people of Su Shan's first funny performance.

At this time, many people had a feeling that the cheap Su Shan ...... It seems to be back again.

"No, we're eating."

Su Shan nodded. Father Leng said, "I said, girl, this meal is very important to us. ”

The audience laughed, no wonder the audience laughed, in their minds, wearing a skirt and speaking so distinctively, it is indeed easy to be misunderstood, especially the elderly.

"Oh mom, who do you call a girl? People are pure masters. ”

The audience at the scene laughed uncontrollably again, just this dead virtue is still pure?

"Then why are you still dressed like this? And wear a skirt. ”

"It's packed in our Scottish style, and it's not a skirt, it's not cropped pants, you see, there's legs!" After Su Shan finished speaking, he grabbed his trouser leg with his hand and showed it to everyone to see.

At this time, the audience reacted, good guy, it's really not a skirt. That's, the audience laughed.

Su Shan saw the audience laughing at him, looked down, and then said embarrassedly: "Mom, I'm in a hurry to wear and run away." I said there is no crotch in the aisle! After Su Shan finished speaking, he walked a few steps.

"Hey, I'm laughing at me, cropped pants are still wearing like this?"

"Su Shan is so funny, how did he come up with it?"

"It's so funny, the pants can still be worn like a skirt,"

"Haha, he's out of line."

"No crotch, I'm laughing to death."

The audience laughed miserably.

"You save that leg for tomorrow." Father Leng laughed and said, "Young man, let me tell you, I want to invite an important guest to dinner today. You must be entertained. ”

"No problem." Su Shan said.

"Come, let me ask you, how much does it cost to eat a meal with a chicken head and white face in your hotel?"

"Then why are you still in a hurry?"

The audience laughed again, who said that Su Shan's performance would be very boring? It's obviously fun, but it's just the beginning, and it's already laughing.

At this time, many people were no longer questioning Su Shan, and even took out their mobile phones to vote for Su Shan.

On the screen displaying the number of votes, Su Shan's votes soared, and in just such a while, there were already more than 20,000 votes.

It's only been about two minutes, if this is the end of the performance, Su Shan's votes are likely to exceed Li Kuan's.

Chen Jiasheng was a little anxious, and Niu Chunlei was also frowning.

The people at the scene, I'm afraid the people who can't laugh the most, are these two people and Changde.

"I mean the most expensive ones." Father Leng said.

"Get one or two thousand."

Father Leng was a little confused, and the audience laughed, they knew that Father Leng's pocket only had more than 400 yuan in total, how could he afford it?

"What, do you have this situation, I'm done eating today, and I'll pay the bill tomorrow."

"Hit the white stripe?"

"No, it's not a white slip, it's rich, it's not bad." After Father Leng finished speaking, he took out the money from his pocket, took out one sheet, and handed it to Su Shan: "Give, tip." ”

"Oh mom, uncle, you're so bright, you're handsome."

Su Shan's cheapness made the audience laugh again.

Father Leng smiled and said, "I'll tell you, it's not in vain, when the guests come, you must give me enough face, and you will carry some for me when I order food." ”

"What's going on?" Su Shan asked.

"Not only did you give me face, but you can't let me spend too hard. It is...... I order expensive dishes. ”

Su Shan hurriedly said, "I'll just say no." ”

"That's right, come on, come on!" Father Leng took out the money again and gave Su Shan a tip of thirty yuan.

Su Shan's eyes opened when he saw the money, and said, "I'll give you an idea, so you can rest assured." ”

The audience finally understood, it turned out that Father Leng was playing this kind of trick.

Just when the audience was just trying to figure it out, Xu Meng'er, a big beauty, suddenly said: "Grandpa, I'm a little hungry." ”

"Hungry? Come to a bowl of noodles. ”

"78 a bowl."

"What's the noodles, so expensive?"

"Scottish lo mein."

"Isn't your marinade expensive?"

"I don't want money."

"Then you can bring me a bowl of marinade."

The super dialogue and god-level reply instantly made laughter resound throughout the scene.

At this time, who dares to say that Su Shan did not seriously create works? If you don't work hard, how can you make everyone laugh so happily?

Many questions have been put aside by everyone for the time being, who will think so much now? No one wants to be distracted from thinking about other things in such a funny show.