"Haha, come to a bowl of marinade, how did you come up with it!"

"Laugh at me, Su Shan is so talented."

"I can't do it either, Su Shan doesn't want us to die laughing here, right?"

One question and one answer, once again made the scene hot, and the applause kept coming.

"This old man, I'm going to say that you don't need money for noodles, you still want noodles!" After Su Shan sighed, he left the stage.

The whole stage was handed over to Father Leng and Xu Meng'er again, and Father Leng grabbed Xu Meng'er and said, "Come, I'll come with you, Teacher Shi, the original singer, will come in a while, you must fight for some face for me, okay?" This is the best opportunity of my life. Grandpa has been training you for more than 40 years. ”

In the laughter of the audience, Xu Meng'er explained: "Grandpa, how old am I." ”

"I've been training your dad for more than 30 years, your dad is a half-finished product, and I have been trained to become the head of the cultural station, do you have to surpass him with determination?" Father Leng said seriously.

Semi-finished products? The audience laughed from ear to ear, what did they think?

"Yes." Xu Meng'er nodded.

"Show me a word of determination."

Xu Meng'er turned around playfully, and said to the audience in front of her: "I designated the waves of Honghu Lake to fight the waves, and the back waves of the Yangtze River to push the front waves, one wave is stronger than the other, and I slapped my father on the beach." ”

"Hey, why is the goddess so funny."

"Su Shan is so bad that he actually wrote this kind of line for the goddess."

"The goddess is so funny, she is happy to kill me."

"Goddesses can make us laugh too? Su Shan is too talented! ”

"It's over, the goddess was damaged by Su Shan, Su Shan, you return our goddess!"

The audience was so determined by Xu Meng'er that they leaned back and laughed, and the laughter lasted for a long time and refused to stop.

In the laughter, Su Shan returned to the stage with the bowl.

Father Leng took Su Shan's bowl and said, "Come and drink this marinade, the child is hungry." ”

"Grandpa, it's a little salty."

This is a marinade, can it not be salty? The audience laughed and thought.

"Salty? Give the whole bowl of water to go. Father Leng said to Su Shan.

"Free?"

"Just plain water."

While the two were talking, Shi Dong came from the backstage.

When the audience saw it, they hurriedly applauded, Shi Dong really came, did Xu Meng'er really want to participate in the original singer? A lot of viewers came to the spirit.

Su Shan was just about to get water, but when he turned his head, he saw Shi Dong who was walking and said busily; "Stop, stop, don't you move, don't you have anyone? Blindfolded, let me think, Shi Dong, are you Teacher Shi Dong? ”

Shi Dong took a few steps back and said, "My surname is Shi." ”

"Oh mom, Teacher Shi is here." Su Shan shouted.

At this time, Father Leng came over and said, "Don't shout, this is the guest I want to invite." ”

After Father Leng finished speaking, he shook Shi Dong's hand, but before Father Leng could speak, Su Shan said again: "Oh, Mom, Teacher Shi, you take a picture with me." ”

"You get on the side for me." Father Leng pushed Su Shan away.

The audience was so amused by Su Shan that they couldn't do it.

After Leng's father introduced himself, Shi Dong said: "Brother, I'm looking for your son." ”

"He's waiting for you in the township, the township is grandly arranged, and the township chief and secretary are standing there waiting for you. Let's set up a hall and get you a big photo to hang in the middle, surrounded by flowers! ”

"Haha, what kind of welcome ceremony is this!"

"I'm not running out of my head right now, is this a welcome ceremony?"

"Haha, look at Shi Dong's expression!"

Shi Dongdu was about to cry, and hurriedly asked, "Brother, what color are the flowers?" ”

"There are white and yellow ones! But it's beautiful, the common people, they are all holding pens and waiting there to cry. ”

It's so easy to think of another scene, and the audience's faces stiffened with laughter.

"Haha, they're all crying."

"Oh my god, I'm crying when I'm laughing!"

"Shi Dong is about to cry, haha."

"Haha, ask for Shi Dong's psychological shadow."

Subsequently, the two tugged for a while, Shi Dong was finally pulled into the hotel by Father Leng, and the audience involuntarily sat up straight, everyone wanted to see how Father Leng and Su Shan played this play.

"We are fellow countrymen, aren't you from Dalian? Where do you live in Dalian? Father Leng began to set up relatives.

"I live in Dalian Old Turtle Bay."

"Alas, there are relatives, and the child's grandfather lives there, and his surname is Shi."

This relative is so blunt, but the audience just buys it, and everyone laughs very happily.

"Look at it, this smile looks like the photo of your grandfather before he left."

The audience laughed, this relationship is too good, and the photos when they left are so embarrassing! Looking at Shi Dong's face, he immediately became serious.

"Grandpa, look at it, it's more like not smiling."

"Poof" The audience didn't hold back and was amused by Xu Meng'er.

Shi Dong didn't get better, that embarrassing appearance looked too funny.

After a few more words on the stage, Father Leng said, "Let's order, the waiter will bring the menu."

Su Shan handed over the menu, and gave Father Leng a clear look very exaggeratedly. The audience is coming to the spirit, and the highlight is coming.

"Four Australian abalones."

"I'm sorry, no."

The audience shouted.

"A four-pound lobster."

"I'm sorry, it's not that big."

"Yes...... How big? ”

"Yes...... More than a pound? ”

"Is there anything more than a pound?"

"Yes...... Still not! ”

The audience laughed, yes or no? That's a very talented question.

Su Shan's worried expression and Father Leng's helpless expression became more and more interesting the more he looked at it.

"Both of them are stunned, haha, this is the rhythm of the goof!"

"Yes or no, my face hurts with pleasure."

"It's so interesting, if I can't even eat it."

"It's about to be exposed, haha."

On the stage, Su Shan's performance was not interrupted by the laughter of the audience.

"This ...... Let me tell you, don't you know that this is your store? We're not bad for money. Father Leng pretended to be calm and said.

"Ah, that's not the case." Su Shan nodded affirmatively.

"Haha." The audience was amused by Su Shan again.

Father Leng pretended to be angry: "It's not that your hotel wants anything?" What the hell is this? Get your boss. ”

"Nope."

"Poof" doesn't even have a boss? The answer was so powerful that the audience slapped their thighs with laughter.

"You've just remembered one, haven't you?" Father Leng questioned on the stage.

"Boss! The owner went out. ”

"Where did you go?"

"I don't know!"

The two stared at each other on stage and talked nonsense.

At this time, Shi Dong spoke: "Let's just have some homely food." ”

Father Leng nodded and said, "Then come to the folk, let's do it, let's have a little pheasant mushroom." ”

"Nope." Su Shan replied without thinking.

Father Leng was stunned for a moment and said, "This can be had." ”

Su Shan was also stunned and said, "This is really not." ”

As soon as this sentence came out, the scene boiled, this answer was too powerful, no one thought that Su Shan would answer like this.

As soon as the classic god comes back, who can stand it?