"Uh~~" Long Er didn't know how to answer for a while. "But...... This...... This can't be stopped~~This~~~" Long Er was a little weak to argue, and then shouted with a certain look in his eyes

"It's just that your fat times are so attractive!!!!! I can't help but pounce on it!!!!! ”

"Ha !!?" For Long'er's words, Dahe felt that his brain couldn't handle it for a while~~~~

"That's right!!! Ignoring Dahe's sluggishness, Long Er said with a high expression as if he had discovered a new continent. "It's all because the river is so cute!!! And the items that are so cute in the river become so attractive!!! This!!!!! It's irresistible!!!!! ”

"You...... You're talking about...... What do you say!!!! Dahe was shocked by Long'er's words, and his tongue was knotted. Can...... Cute or something...... I didn't ...... No!!! ”

"No!! Absolutely!! "The dragon knelt on one knee and looked at the river (so strong malice),

"With such a petite body, people can't wait to hold it in the palm of their hands."

"Yes...... Is it~~~" Taiga responded angrily. At the same time, a cross-shaped green tendon appeared on his forehead.

"Also...... Anything else??? I still want to hear about it~~"

"Of course!!!" Long Er said with a pilgrimage gesture with both hands.

"The most attractive thing is Dahe, your poor milk!! This precious resource, in the giant ~ breasts, rampant. Ordinary milk is popular in the world. River!!! Do you know what a valuable resource you have???!!! ”

"Huo~~So I'm so good~~" Dahe said to Long Er with a bright smile on his forehead and a bright smile on his face. "Is there anything else, then???? I'm curious~~~" (yes~~ I'm curious about how far you can die)

"Then there must be !!" Long Er had a determined expression. "Look~~ Dahe, you are 16 years old first~~ You will be 18 years old in a few years, 18 years old!! What does this mean. This means that Dahe, you will be a legitimate Lori in the future!! ”

"You mean, I won't grow in the future??" Dahe said to Long'er in a heavy tone. "Whether it's 18 years old or 28 years old, it won't grow ~~~"

"Hmm~~" Long Er glanced at Dahe with an expert eye, and finally said affirmatively. "It's not going to be long, it's definitely not going to be long. Trust me!! River!! You're going to be in this perfect shape from now on!!! After speaking, Long Er bit his tongue and gave a thumbs up, and said praisefully.

"Is it~~ Thank you. Long Er !! Dahe suddenly looked at Long'er with a bright smile.

"Ah!!h Long Er was a little stunned for this smile for a while. And there is no stinky dog stinky dog calling itself. However, he still replied in a normal tone, "It's okay~~ Please call me the red scarf!! "Hey!! This is a normal answer???

"That's right~~ Long'er "Madoka Magical Girl" is what you participated in!!" Dahe pulled his hair back and asked Long'er with a smile like a flower.

"Huh?? Yes!! Although Long Er didn't know why Dahe suddenly asked this question, he still answered honestly.

"So~~ As the original author, do you know how the senior sister died???" Dahe continued to laugh.

"Ah~~It should be ......," Long Er replied after thinking about it. It's because the senior sister is a spearman!! As the saying goes~~ Since ancient times, spearmen have been lucky E~~~"

"Ah~~Some of the answers are right~~" Dahe nodded lightly, "The luck value of the spearman is indeed not high~~" When he spoke, Dahe's eyes also glanced at Long'er intentionally or unintentionally.

"Ahem~~~" Long Er suddenly felt a chill on the back of his neck. "So ...... And another part~~" Long Er asked reluctantly.

"Of course, it's because there are a lot of words~~~" Dahe smiled more and more brightly. "Look~~~ In the battle, he is still pretending to be domineering, and he is still talking about some death flags, do you say this~~ Can you not die??? Long'er, what do you say~~~"

"Ha~ha~" Long Er smiled reluctantly. Now he already has some bad premonitions. "Yes...... Maybe~~ That's right!! "Long Er suddenly seemed to remember something." I remembered that there was a pot of Kewpie stewed at home!! No~~ I have to go home and turn off the fire right away~~~ Then I'll go first!! Take a slow walk around the river!! After saying that, the dragon ran away at a speed in the posture of a 100-meter race.

"Ahh~ It's really more than Kewpie meat~~ I obviously prefer ......," Dahe held his face with his right hand, and a gentle smile jumped on the paper. I obviously prefer dog meat!!!!!!! ”

The following paragraph, please watch it with the school sister's U-turn song "CredensJustitiam", the flavor is even more oh~~~

As he spoke, Dahe jumped up and caught up with the dragon who was running with all his strength in two or three steps.

"Don't run away~~~," Taiga said with a smile. Then a whip leg knocked the running dragon to the ground. According to the principle of force inertia, under the whip leg of the big river, the dragon slid for a distance with his face against the ground.

"It's not over yet~~Dragon~! ~" Dahe approached the dragon who fell to the ground step by step with a sweet voice.

"For ...... Why. The trembling dragon turned over and asked in a tone of disbelief.

"Didn't you say that?? The dragon is really forgetful~~~" Dahe walked into the dragon and stepped on the dragon's chest. After a violent kneeling, Dahe's knee collided violently with Long'er's face. "Senior sister is because of how she died, Long'er, you died because of this~~~"

"Ah~~~~Ah~~~~~" The dragon howled because of the severe pain.

"Oops~~Long'er, you~~ This wail is really ~~" Dahe knelt on Long'er, the five fingers of his right hand were spread out and covered his face, and the little tail finger was put in his mouth as if he was savoring something. "This wail~~ is really wonderful~~~ Is there anything else!! I need more!!! ”

As if he had lost his mind, Dahe waved his fist at Long'er's head and struck it!!

"Howling!! Come on!!!! I need this!!! Hahaha!!!!!!! ”

Shook his hand. "What a useless man~~ Is it not going to work so soon??" Dahe looked at the dragon who was already alive and dead. "But ah~~ Unexpected durability~~~ Then it's okay to do this~~~" Dahe grabbed the dragon's head and slammed it to the ground.

"Hey~~ It's really not bad~~ So go on! ~~Such!!!! ”

Grabbed!! Smash !!! Blood splatters.

"Ah~~Ah~~It's such a fun toy~~ It's not a bad !!."

Grabbed!!! Smash !! Blood splattered on the ground.

"Interesting!! It's so much fun!! ”

Grabbed!!! Smash !! Blood splattered on a nearby telephone pole.

"It's not bad yet~~ It's so funny! ~~~”

Grabbed!!! Smash !! Blood splattered on the river.

"It's delicious~~" Dahe licked the blood from his mouth.

"Now~~Let's continue to walk~~Let's ~~ Sure enough, I want to take a walk with Long'er in the future, this is the best way~~~"

Dahe grabbed one of the dragon's legs and dragged it along. The blood converges in a straight line.

That day, Long Er looked at the blood-colored sky and finally understood three things. "1. Don't talk nonsense. 2. Don't talk nonsense in front of girls. 3. Don't talk nonsense in front of girls with a certain amount of force. Because their force value will accumulate anger and soar. ”

―――――――――― I suspect I'm going to break the divider――――――――――――――

In this way, the river dragged the dragon through one street after another, in the alleys. And the dragon has been lying on the ground without knowing anyone, enjoying the effortless lead of the river. (Enjoy??? ）

Until the two of them passed a garbage collection point.

The sound of "Parrot~~Parrot~~" suddenly broke into the dragon's eardrum.

"This is ???"

Long Er suddenly opened his eyes. One twist of the foot, one retraction. Break free your feet from the hands of the great river.

"I've been looking for a few years but haven't found it~~ It won't be so coincidental~~" Long Er jumped up and said to himself with a bit of disbelief. But his eyes kept scanning the garbage heap.

"You!! This guy is fine??!! Dahe on the side looked at the energetic dragon in disbelief.

"Ahla~~" Long Er then remembered that there was a big river next to him, and turned his head with embarrassment and said. "It's okay~~ Actually, you did a little bit of protection when you beat me~~~ Moreover, if you say something very excessive, you should still be beaten."

"In other words~~ you didn't actually get hurt!!!" Dahe looked at Long Er with an unkind expression.

"Haha~~ We'll talk about this later~~ I'll talk about it later~~ I have something right now, a little thing." Long Er looked at Dahe, who should have almost disappeared, and forcibly changed the topic.

"Then when I dragged you just now~~ Passers-by wanted to call the police, but you stopped it~~" Thinking about it like this, Dahe also found a lot of suspicious places. "The hands and feet are very fast~~ I didn't even notice it~~~" Dahe looked at Long Er with a smile.

"What~~What~~" Long Er didn't know what to say.

"Alas~~Wait a minute, I'll be at your disposal~~Dahe~~ There are really some very important things now. Please!!!! Long Er folded his hands and pleaded.

"Forehead !!" Long Er's reaction was somewhat unexpected by Dahe, although he knew that he would beg for mercy, but he would never find some plain excuse to shirk it for a while. It seems that something is going on now.

"So what is it that deserves your attention??"

"I don't know either~~" Long Er smiled bitterly.

"I want to die once???" The big river smiles like a flower.

"Oops~~ Don't be angry!! Don't be angry!! Long Er hurriedly appeased.

"Where should the answer be~~" Long Er set off to the garbage heap.

"Huh??" Dahe looked at the dragon rummaging through the garbage heap. "The important thing is to find garbage??"

"No!! It's looking for family!! Long Er replied without looking back.

At this moment, there was already a large pile of trash in front of Long Er.

"Family???" Dahe muttered to himself, as if thinking of something. Then he shook his head and wanted to get something out of the way.

Dahe looked at the desperate figure of Long'er. His eyes became firm.

"I'd like to see what your so-called family is."

After Dahe finished speaking, he walked to the garbage heap and helped Long'er rummage through it.

"Big River you!!" Long Er looked at the stains on his clothes, and Dahe wanted to say something.

"Less wordy!!" Dahe interrupted Long Er's words. "I'm not trying to help you!! Just curious about your so-called family!! ”

"Hey, hey~~" What else can Long'er say~~ lowered his head and continued to rummage.

The two then rummaged through the garbage heap.

"Hey!! What are you looking for~~~" Dahe, who suddenly remembered for a long time and didn't know what Long'er was looking for, asked.

"Uh~~~" Long Er paused, and thought for a moment, "Logically speaking~~ It should be a bird cage or something~~~"

"Birdcage ?!!" Taiga couldn't have imagined this thing for a while, but wait!! "Ah!! As if thinking of something, Dahe turned around and leaped into the garbage that he had just turned up. I saw a churning in the pile of garbage.

"Wow~~" There was a sound, Dahe jumped out of a pile of garbage, holding something on his hand, and shouted excitedly, "Is this it??? ”

Long'er's eyes must have looked at Dahe's hand wrapped in a layer of cloth, like a birdcage.

"I'll take a look at !!!" Finally, he found the most similar thing, and Long Er was also a little nervous. The hand lifted the corner of the cloth outside the birdcage, and his eyes poked in. I saw a yellow-green parrot lying in the birdcage, and its whole body was a little hairless. The tongue is also on the outside. It's like you're going to die at any moment. But the heaving chest proves that it is still alive.

"Hahahaha!!! Got it!!! Got it!!! Sure enough, it's you!! Parrot !!! Long Er excitedly took the birdcage in Dahe's hand. Dancing with a birdcage.

"Hey, hey, hey!! At least let me see!! What the hell is it!! Feed!!! Dahe was a little anxious, because of the angle, he didn't see the things in the birdcage, what could make Long Er so excited.

"Hey, hey~~I'll show you~~Just take a look~~" Long Er laughed like a fool, picked up the corner of the cloth and showed it to Dahe.

The cloth pulls apart. Seeing inside, Dahe's eyes must be.

"That's what you call family ~~~~~," Taiga's tone contained anger

"yes!!!" Long Er smiled contentedly.

"You ......," Dahe wanted to say something, but looked up at Long Er with a smile on his face.

"Alas~~Forget it~~ Let's take a good look ~~ Maybe there's something special ~~" Dahe thought to himself, at this time, the little parrot sleeping in the cage seemed to have finally woken up. Crookedly stood up and knotted his tongue with a "parrot...... Parrot ......" non-stop. But I always can't say the next word, which makes people a little anxious

"Huo~~It seems that this is really your family~~~" Dahe also seemed to have found something, and said to Long'er.

"Yes~~Yes~~" Long Er was unaware

"Yes~~" Taiga nodded. "It's the same ugly~~ You two"

"Uh~~" Long'er felt like he had been hit by an arrow

"There is another one who doesn't know how to speak~~~"

"Ah~~~" The bow and arrow hit again.

"And~~" Dahe looked at the crooked eyes of the parrot in the cage and glanced at the dragon again.

"You can kill people with your eyes~~You two~~~"

"Ahh

"Parrot~~Parrot~~~" At this time, the little parrot in the cage seemed to want to say something.

"Ah!! Little Parrot!! You're trying to prove it for me!! Absolutely, right!! The dragon shouted excitedly at the caged parrot. Come on!!! Say it out loud!!! Say we're the strongest!! ”

Dahe was also curious and looked at the cage.

"Parrot...... Parrot...... Parrot...... Litter!!!!!!!! The little parrot looked at the two of them, and the two words were said accurately.

Dahe and Long'er were suddenly petrified. Look at each other. The leaves on the dragon's body are rich and colorful. Dahe didn't know when he had a white lunch box on his head, and there was some ketchup on his face.

After coming back to God. Dahe smiled at the dragon.

"I want to eat parrot meat~~Stinky dog~~~~"

"Don't~~~~" Long'er hugged the birdcage with both hands and wanted to cry without tears.

However, the little parrot has already seen through everything.