Chapter 20: Fat Times and Instinct
"I said~~ Dahe, where do you want to play~~~"
It had been half an hour since they left the house, and the two of them were walking around the streets, as if they were walking when they saw the road and turning when they encountered the wall. Although Long'er and Dahe seem to be walking side by side, in fact, Long'er is still half a step behind Dahe, so Long'er is also walking with Dahe. However, after half an hour's journey, and Dahe didn't reveal where he wanted to go, Long Er couldn't help but ask Dahe with some curiosity.
Hearing Long'er's question, Dahe's little leather boots slammed on the ground with a crisp sound. Then Dahe looked at Long Er with a strange face and said. "Ask me??? Haven't you been leading the way? I should ask you this question!! ”
"Ha ???" Hearing Dahe's rhetorical question, Long Er was also stunned. "But I'm following you!!"
"Really?" There was a question mark on Dahe's head, and then he said in a natural tone. "Aren't the dogs leading the way when you walk the dog? So I'm doing what you want?!! ”
"Hey!! You really treat me like a dog!!!! "Long'er was a little out of shape when he heard Dahe's words." Can we still have fun!!! ”
"yes~~~ Aren't we having a good time??" Dahe said suspiciously. Then he pulled a ball of yarn out of his pocket. Throw it at the dragon. "Come on~~~~"
"Ridiculous~~ Will I be attracted to this kind of thing???" Long Er smiled indifferently. I watched the ball of yarn roll past me unmoved. "And !! The ball of yarn is a cat's teaser!! Make no mistake about it!! ”
"Picky eater stinky dog ~~~" Dahe let out a disdainful sound.
"Hey, it has nothing to do with picky eating!! Long Er complained loudly.
"So don't you refute the stinky dog???" Dahe looks like he already knows you.
"Whose fault is it~~~" Long Er silently left two lines of tears~~ "I am called by your stinky dog every day~~ I'm actually a little used to it~~~"
"So it's still a ball of yarn~~~" Dahe shrugged~~ There is no way to do it. "Really, that's good, let's take something that can tease the dog~~~ to continue~~~" Dahe threw something again.
"This is !!!" The dragon looked at the flying thing in the air in shock. "For Mao is !! Fat times!!!!!! Long Er shouted in amazement, and saw the pure white bear flying in the air. My body moved involuntarily!!! ”
The dragon shouted and was about to pounce towards the sacred. At the same time, Dahe was also a little shocked when he looked at the fat ci flying in the air, and took out a bone in his arms~~ "It seems to have taken the wrong one, this ...... Isn't this the fat time that was replaced today??? I was going to throw it in the washing machine~~but~~put it in my pocket~I forgot it~? ~?? Dahe finally remembered what was going on
"What!! Just replaced!!! "The dragon flew and heard Dahe's words, and his speed sped up even more!" It's mine!! ”
"Ahhhh!!!h Seeing that Long Er was getting closer and closer to his fat time, Dahe finally reacted, and roared with a flush of shame and anger on his face. "Stinky Dog!! Stay away from my fat times!!! ”
"Don't !! It's not that it's okay for me to play!! Long Er finally grabbed the fat in his hand and clutched his chest tightly like a dog guarding food.
"That's not it!! It's this bone!! Dahe took out the bones that should have been thrown and showed them to Long'er, apparently trying to redeem his fatness. So just give it back to me!! “
"Bone ???" Long Er glanced at what Dahe had pulled out, and then let out a disdainful sound. "Cut~~ I still think the things in my hands are more fun ~~~"
"How are you going to play with your things!!! You are a faint !!! "As soon as the river stomped his feet, he was about to come up and fight with the dragon.
"Hey~~~" Long Er smiled slyly, and raised his fat hand high. Swing and swing. "I can't reach it~~ You just can't reach it~~~~~~" And watching Dahe jumping and rubbing himself in front of him, Long'er's smile is getting more and more crooked~~ "Although there is nothing to expect, but this feeling is also quite cool~~~~"
"You !! guy" Dahe, who gradually became a little impatient, punched Long'er in the stomach. "Give me a !!! death"
"Shhh!! It hurts!!! "I've been just enjoying it, and I didn't find Dahe's boxing~~ This is also deserved~~ Hit by this punch, Long'er also followed the natural reflection in general, and his body was a little bent, of course, the moment he fell down, the holy relics that had just been covered by Dahe were also taken away by Dahe...... But ...... "Damn~~ It's not over yet!! Long Er took a deep breath and straightened his waist that was about to bend down again. My gentleman's soul won't allow me to fall like this!!!!! ”
"What a gentleman's soul!!!" Although Dahe didn't understand what Long Er meant by what he shouted, as a girl, he had a unique intuition that Long Er had just shouted out something he hated, and he couldn't help but speed up and increase it a little bit in his hand. "Whatever it is, you can bring me something first!!" Big River grabbed it quickly. "Caught !!!" Dahe couldn't help but smile when he saw that he had finally caught the corner of his fat. But will Long'er give up like this? Of course not!!!
"I won't give up this~~" Long Er grabbed the fat time. His eyes were clear, and he held the fat times of Dahe in his hand. He sang.
This body was born for this girl's fatness
The blood tide is so fragrant, if the heart is so touched
Countless girls are fat and now they are one of them
Didn't taste the aftertaste once
I didn't get a single stroke~ touch
Here alone, casting a sword on the girl's fat hill
Well, there is no need for any meaning in this life
This body is determined to be made of "infinite fat".
After the dragon finished chanting, he raised his hands, "So!! River!! Do you understand?? You stop here!! We're still good friends!! Long Er looked at Dahe, who was still fighting, and said.
"Friend, your sister!!! You understand your sister!!! Dahe listened to Long'er's harassing language, and he was already so angry that his fists were clenched white. Hurry up and give it back to me!! You're too !!! ”
"Don't!!! Didn't you say it's good for me to play???? Long Er reluctantly tugged at the fat time in his hand.
"I'll play with you bones!!!" Dahe dragged him desperately, trying to pull his fat time over.
"This is my little bone!!!" Long'er's eyes were fixed on the fat times in his hands.
"So do you want to admit your dog now??? Dahe laughed a little angrily at the shamelessness of the dragon.
"Wang~~Wang~~" The dragon dog barked a few times. "So give it to me now!!"
"You guy~~~" Dahe was swallowed by the dragon and didn't know what to say.
"Hey~~Take it~~~"
"Absolutely not, it will fall into your hands!!"
A poor bear fat became a tug-of-war rope in the hands of the two, and they didn't give in to each other. If we keep fighting like this, maybe...... I shouldn't say that this fat time will definitely be broken~~~ But fortunately~~ God can't bear it. Dahe Fat Times was pitifully dragged in half~~ At this time, an aunt passed by.
"It's really a world of decline~~ The men and women on the street are robbing a fat one. Alas~~~ people's hearts are not ancient~~~" Although the aunt said in a low voice, how could the dragon and the river with keen six senses not hear it~~
A cold wind blew, and the two of them felt a wave of embarrassment at the same time.
"People are terrible~~" Long Er reluctantly let go of the fat ci in his hand.
"Stinky Dog!! Why don't you go quickly!! Dahe felt like he was going to die of embarrassment. Quickly put away the fat times. Bow your head and run away quickly.
"Hey!! Wait for me!!! The dragon hurried to catch up!!
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"Huhuhu~~~~" The two finally left the place of the incident for a distance. Regardless of the body, I am tired enough. At that time, I just covered my face and fled, but now after resting, I am also weak for a while~~ I only have the strength to hold my knees with my hands and gasp for breath.
"Both...... It's all you...... Guys!! Although Dahe was breathing heavily, he still insisted on criticizing Long'er severely. Pervert~ pervert!! You!!! You do this...... You...... Your family!!! Know...... You know??? ”
"Whew...... Call...... I don't blame me...... I only ...... It's just that...... Follow...... It's just instinctive. Long Er explained.
"Ha~~~Then blame me~~~" After a while, Dahe, who finally stood up, looked at the dragon fiercely.
"Uh~~" Long Er didn't know how to answer for a while. "But...... This...... This can't be stopped~~This~~~" Long Er was a little powerless to argue, and then his eyes were certain, and he shouted, "It's just that your fat times are too attractive!!!!!! ”
"Ha !!" Dahe felt that his brain couldn't handle it for a while~~~~
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I'm so sleepy~~But write here~~~ It's also written and written a little crooked~~~ It's strange that the brain hole is too big
However, in the end, I was reluctant to delete it, alas~~No way~~
Thankfully, the New Year's gift was finally delivered.
Happy New Year, everyone!!!