"I think it's better for everyone to calm down and sit down and have a good talk." Su Shan was stunned.

"Hmph." The beauty snorted coldly, and then clenched it into a small fist with her seemingly smooth and soft little hand, smashing Su Shan.

"it!" Su Shan was just about to protect his head, but his fist had already smashed into his face.

Pain is not the key, being beaten is not the key, the most critical thing, the camera is facing them, nearly a million people are watching!

Being beaten in front of millions of people, Su Shan felt that his dignity had been lost.

"There's a kind of you don't hit me in the handsome face." Su Shan yelled.

After a "bang", Su Shan's eyes were blue.

"What about the rules of the rivers and lakes?" Su Shan then yelled.

The beauty didn't have time to talk nonsense with him, and after two laps, she felt that it was not enjoyable, and she used her little feet to replace Su Shan a few times.

The screams made netizens feel terrible when they heard it, it was too bloody.

"Everyone is a literate person, can't we talk calmly?" Su Shan is soft.

"I am a black belt in taekwondo, and you dare to fight me, I admire your courage." The crisp voice of the beautiful woman came into Su Shan's ears, and this voice was not a heavenly sound, but a devil's roar.

Su Shan's tears came out, if I knew that you were a black belt, I would still pretend to be forced in front of you? I've already let you know how fast I run.

"Since everyone is from the rivers and lakes, let's forget about this matter, okay."

"Are you still convinced?"

Su Shan wanted to persuade very much, but in front of more than 800,000 people, if he was soft on a woman, would he still have a face to go out in the future?

"It's because I'm not as good as others, so I'm not as good as fighting that day?"

"Do you accept it or not?"

Nima, why are you persecuting people like this, Su Shan seems to be crying.

"Give me face, and forget about it."

"Convincing or not?"

Su Shan gritted his teeth and said, "Originally, I still thought you were a woman, so I didn't want to destroy the flowers with my hands, it seems that you are not on the road!" In that case, let's go out to duel and don't break my furniture. ”

"Is that still unconvinced?" The beauty nodded and said, "Okay, then go out and fight." After the beauty finished speaking, she took the lead and walked outside the house.

Su Shan followed up and got up from the ground, followed behind the beauty with a cold face, and when the beauty came out of her house, Su Shan slammed her ass at her, and then hurriedly closed the door.

Let him suffer, it is more difficult than ascending to the sky, even if he can't take revenge at this time, Su Shan will keep it in mind and wait for the opportunity to take revenge.

Netizens were dumbfounded,, they thought what he said was true, it turned out that he was playing such a despicable method.

However, looking at Su Shan's miserable appearance, netizens understand very well.

There was a knock on the door, as if the door of Su Shan's house was going to be torn down.

Su Shan stood at the door and shouted, "Hey, Uncle Policeman?" You may not believe it, but I was insulted by a woman, and she used cruel violence against me, and I was so miserable, come and save me. ”

"You fuck off, there is a kind of out, I'm not done with you." Beauty shouts outside.

"Uncle policeman, you heard me, she's still threatening me, come on."

After the beauty knocked a few more times, she was probably really afraid of getting into trouble and walked away.

When his door was not ringing, Su Shan finally let out a long breath, it was so scary, and besides, it felt really good.

Su Shan rubbed the painful part, walked to the computer, and snorted coldly: "Count her running fast, otherwise she will die." ”

"Don't pretend to be forced anymore, run away, if the beautiful woman is breaking in, I'm afraid we won't be able to see you."

"Tell me, how does it feel?"

"I thought it was really good to tease the gods, but it turned out to be a straw bale."

"The tiger's butt dares to touch it, and we're afraid we'll never see it again."

"Drifting beauties, violent, funny and miserable, they all have nosebleeds."

After Su Shan saw these words, he felt bitter in his heart, and hurriedly explained: "Do you really think that I am not his opponent? You are too naïve, I have a miraculous skill in my body, what is the eighteen palms of the dragon, the six-vein divine sword, the great shift of Qiankun, the Dugu Nine Sword, the sunflower...... No, warding off evil spirits...... No, heck, you know I'm pretty good anyway. ”

"What are you talking about? What eighteen palms? What kind of Excalibur? Haven't heard of it. ”

"Tease God is to get back your face, you don't have to pay attention to it, as long as we remember to tease God and be beaten."

"Bragging and pretending to force me to only obey God."

Su Shan looked at the words on the public screen, and suddenly slapped his thigh, there is no Jin Yong in this world, Gu Long, he actually left such an important matter behind.

Say I'm pretending? Then I'll give you a good look, a bunch of bad guys who see my jokes!

"It seems that it is necessary for you to understand the grievances in the rivers and lakes." Su Shan seemed to have made a major decision and said.

When everyone saw that Su Shan's pretending to be the same as the real thing, they really believed it.

"Wouldn't it? Is it really a person in the rivers and lakes? ”

"Don't believe it, tease God and blow it."

"Don't make noise, everyone, it's time to give us a lesson, pay attention to the lecture."

"Oye, I like to listen to teasing."

Su Shan returned to his small bedroom with the computer in his hand, telling stories is better than singing, he doesn't want to provoke that terrifying beauty.

"This story is not too far away, if there are old people in the family, ask for a while, the story takes place in the Southern Song Dynasty."

Originally, netizens who were ready to listen carefully laughed again.

This calf is really nothing like it. Any word can make everyone laugh.

On the public screen, the words haha are fluttering again.

Su Shan also smiled, and then said: "The Qiantang River is a vast river, day and night, endlessly bypassing the edge of Lin'an Niujia Village, and flowing into the sea in the east. There are dozens of black cypress trees in a row on the riverside, and the leaves are as red as fire, and it is the time of August. The weeds in front of the village and behind the village have just begun to turn yellow, and under the reflection of the slanting sun, it has become a little more depressed. Under two large pine trees gathered a group of villagers, men and women and a dozen children, listening intently to a thin old man. The speaker was in his fifties, and a green cloth robe had faded to blue-gray after a long wash. I only heard him touch the two pear blossom planks a few times, and the bamboo stick in his left hand beat on a small drum continuously. Singing: 'The little peach blooms without an owner, and the tobacco is vast with a night crow.' Several ruined wells have always been people's homes. ’……”

Many people didn't expect Su Shan to really say it.

Listening slowly, netizens listened to the story told in Su Shankou as if they had been hooked.

Mr. Jin Yong's story is quite attractive, Su Shan has watched this book "The Legend of the Condor Heroes" no less than three times, and the 83 version of the TV series has been watched several times, and he never gets tired of it. This shows how magical this book is.

Su Shan didn't say it fast, he had to read every word clearly, so that the audience could better understand the meaning of the book.

There are fewer and fewer messages on the public screen, as if many people are asleep. But this is not the case, when Su Shan finished the first chapter, glanced at the lower right corner of the screen, it was almost midnight, and said: "This story is called the Legend of the Condor Heroes, speaking of which, the first chapter has ended, if you still want to hear the story behind, tomorrow at eight o'clock, let's continue." ”

Where did netizens agree, although their eyes were already fighting, but their minds had long been attracted by the plot of the story, if they couldn't listen to the whole story, it would be difficult to get a good night's sleep.

"Don't tease, let's keep talking, we're having a good time."

"That's right! Hurry up and talk about the rest of the plot! ”

"Funny God, if you don't talk about it, I hate you for the rest of my life."

Looking at these words from netizens, Su Shan smiled, and then said, "See you tomorrow." ”

", tease the gods and don't pay attention to it."

"Don't!"

"Oh my God, the amusement is really gone, I'm angry."