"What do you mean?"

"I don't understand, ask the same question."

"What does black fungus have to do with pig-killing knives?"

"Has anyone ever heard that?"

Su Shan was a little disappointed when he saw that no one knew, so he said: "If no one knows, then I won't be able to sing, you can guess it, it's easy to guess." ”

"There must be capable people among the more than 800,000 people in the live broadcast room, I believe you will be able to guess it, come on." Su Shan encouraged everyone at the screen.

This question really stumped all netizens for a while.

Soft bananas? Purple grapes? Also blackened fungus? Isn't that normal? Also, what the does this have to do with a pig-killing knife?

Everyone was stunned by Su Shan's question.

Some people didn't want to think about it, so they asked Su Shan directly.

But Su Shan didn't say it, but showed a mysterious smile, and raised his eyebrows from time to time, looking very obscene.

It's not that people have seen Su Shan's intriguing smile, but the main thing is that it's too treacherous, and it doesn't look like a good answer at first glance.

"Seeing how painful you are, I'll give you a hint! Don't think about fruits, I'm talking about people. Su Shan said.

Person? Everyone began to meditate again.

The range has narrowed down a lot, and it doesn't take long for someone to guess it.

"Wow, it's so evil, I already know the answer." The words of the toad who specializes in eating swans appeared on the public screen.

One stone stirred up a thousand waves, and everyone came to the spirit and hurriedly asked him.

"What the hell? My head is bursting. ”

"Tell me the answer quickly, or I will smash the glass of your house at night."

"Please, I can't wait."

Netizens looked anxious.

The toad, who eats swans, did not hide it and told the answer to his conjecture.

"Damn, the banana turned out to be ......"

"Grape ......"

"What a pig-killing knife, amusement, you've fallen."

"Funny God, you've fallen."

"Funny God, you've fallen."

……

Su Shan was speechless, why the did I fall? Can we still be friends?

But fortunately, everyone's bad mood was erased by Su Shan's question.

"It seems that Brother Toad is also a fellow believer! Don't eat swans! Su Shan felt like pulling a cushion on his back.

But no one bought it, and for a while, Su Shan had become the hopeless villain. Su Shan wanted to cry without tears.

"Don't make any noise, do you want to listen to songs?" Su Shan yelled, is it really my temper?

As if it had been discussed, there was really no one talking about Su Shan.

Everyone would love to hear this "special" song.

If someone dares to say that they are talents in front of Su Shan now, then these netizens will definitely be the first to do it, do you know what a soft banana is? Do you know what black fungus is? If you don't know anything, why do you say you're a?

Under everyone's expectations, Su Shan clicked on the accompaniment that had been recorded.

A very cheerful and rhythmic melody sounded.

Knife, knife, knife, knife, what kind of knife is that~

A knife, a knife, a knife, a pig-killing knife~

A knife and a knife urge people to get old~

My little bird of youth has flown away~

Knife, knife, knife, knife, what kind of knife is that~

A knife, a knife, a knife, a pig-killing knife~

Cut off the grass by the Qingqing River with a knife~

There is only one chrysanthemum left fluttering in the wind~

Time is a pig-killing knife~

The fungus is black, the fungus is purple, the grapes are soft, and the bananas are soft~

The melon is ripe and the race against time~

My little buddy, you have to be famous as soon as possible~

Time is a pig-killing knife~

There is no passion, there is no feeling, and I feel that I have lost my sentiment~

Love is not reliable~

Surrounding this castle chatter~

Knife, knife, knife, knife, what kind of knife is that~

A knife, a knife, a knife, a pig-killing knife~

A knife and a knife urge people to get old~

My little bird of youth has flown away~

……

Su Shan shook his head and showed off his singing voice, his singing voice was cheerful, and the lyrics were intriguing, which was worth pondering.

When everyone heard this, they were shocked! The song is good, the words are domineering, this is a divine comedy!

This song can definitely be compared with the song "Bei Shuang'er" that Su Shan sang before. Although it is not as good as Bei Shuanger in terms of rhythm, the lyrics of this song are fresh!

What a terrible pig-killing knife, it's really embarrassing.

While everyone was listening carefully, there was a knock on the door of Su Shan's house, and the sound was very loud.

Originally, Su Shan couldn't hear it while wearing a headset, but fortunately, well-meaning netizens reminded Su Shan on the public screen.

Su Shan frowned and stopped. Who will come to their house on the big night?

"Don't worry, everyone, I'll go see who it is first, and I'll sing it to everyone later." Su Shan said.

As soon as Su Shan got up, he felt that he couldn't put the audience watching his live broadcast aside, and said, "Let's go with me!" Just give you a tour of my room. ”

Su Shan's intimacy made everyone feel good and applauded. Su Shan picked up the laptop with one hand and walked out of his bedroom.

"What you see now is my living room, isn't it beautiful, haha." Su Shan said.

Following Su Shan's footsteps, everyone swayed to the door of Su Shan, but the camera was facing Su Shan, and everyone couldn't see the door.

"Who!" Su Shan opened the door.

After seeing the people at the door clearly, Su Shan was stunned, and the person standing opposite him turned out to be a big beauty who was not inferior to Xu Meng'er, but it looked a little chilly, which made people dare not touch it easily.

Her long hair fell straight down, her beautiful face was shiny and delicate, and her eyes were not particularly large, but they looked just rightly beautiful, clear and bright. Although it is without makeup, it gives people a very natural beauty.

Although she was wearing loose pajamas, Su Shan could still see her devilish figure.

"If you don't sleep at night, what kind of knife do you have?" Although the voice of the big beauty is very loud, it is very good. It's not Xu Meng'er's sweetness, but that crisp voice, which is wonderful.

Su Shan hadn't spoken yet, and the public screen was already messed up.

"Listening to the voice, it must be a beautiful woman."

"Fart, you still need to listen, you look at the teasing expression, the saliva is about to flow out, okay?"

"Funny, turn the camera around, we want to see the beautiful women."

"We're going to see beautiful women."

Su Shan ignored them, hurriedly pretended to be a very gentleman, and said, "I'm sorry, I'm bothering you, do you live next door to me?" How come I haven't seen you? ”

The beauty didn't seem to know Su Shan, and after listening to Su Shan's words, she didn't seem to be angry, and said, "You know that I live next door to you, just keep quiet, don't disturb others." ”

"I'm sorry, it's not even nine o'clock, I didn't think you would go to bed so early." Su Shan explained with a very angry look.

"That's what you think, I warn you, if the knife is not finished, I will smash your door and make you unable to be a man for the rest of your life." The beauty warned viciously.

Although it looked very cold, that beautiful face really made Su Shan not feel a trace of fear.

"Don't be so fierce, everyone is a neighbor, get to know me, my name is Su Shan." Su Shan stretched out his hand.

"Less close to me." The beauty glanced at Su Shan, turned around and was about to leave.

"Beauty, the night is long, why don't you come to my house and sit down, and let's talk about life and feelings together?"

It's not done on the public screen again.

"Funny, you can't get the moon first near the water! Do you want to think about us single aristocrats? ”

"Oh, the funny god is hooking up with beautiful women, ignoring us, it's so hateful."

"Let's meet the beauty."

Before everyone could type what they wanted to say in their hearts, Su Shan fell to the ground with an "ah".

Su Shan didn't expect that this beautiful beauty who didn't talk would be so violent, and she would do it when she said it, and she didn't even say hello.

After the laptop landed on the ground, it spun and flew out, and the camera was aimed at the two of them.

Everyone finally saw the beauty at this moment, and at the same time, they also saw Su Shan who fell to the ground and rubbed his stomach.

"How do you start beating someone?" Su Shan grinned in pain.

"A pervert like you should be beaten."

"Who do you say is a pervert?" Su Shan sat up from the ground.

"Hmph." The beauty sneered.

"You can insult what I wear, but you can't insult my personality." Su Shan climbed to the computer and took a look, but fortunately it was not bad.

"What about insulting you?"

"Are you really a bully?" Su Shan also lost his temper, and whoever was at this moment would probably be angry.

It was a shame to be beaten in front of more than 800,000 people.

For the sake of a man's dignity, Su Shan had to refute, not to mention that he was kicked down just now after being attacked by a sneak attack, otherwise how could he be so embarrassed?

"I'm bullying a pervert like you." The beauty does not show weakness.

It's so hateful, open a sentence of pervert and shut up a pervert, uncle can endure uncle and aunt can't bear it.

"I advise you not to force me to act, when I am angry, I am the one who even beats myself." Su Shan threatened.

Watching the lively netizens laughing, they even beat themselves, how ruthless people have to be to do this.

"Looks like you don't have a memory yet." The beauty took a step forward.

Su Shan stepped back and hurriedly shouted: "Wait a minute, there must be a preparation for the duel of the heroes of the rivers and lakes, and there is a kind of you let me get up." ”

"Okay." The beauty has no intention of being scared at all.

"Don't bully beautiful women!"

"Wow, tease, don't do it, you'll lose money if you break it, and it's not good for your reputation."

Su Shan glanced at what netizens said on the public screen, and smiled bitterly in his heart, how did he know that this beauty turned out to be a stupid and bold woman, just don't you leave? Why do you have to compete? Can't you just give me a staircase down?

"We are the rules of the rivers and lakes, this is called fighting, not fighting. I won't kill her, so I will cut her for 500 yuan, so that he can have a long memory and know what a man's majesty is. After Su Shan said this, he stood up.

The beauty sneered. A fool who says stupid things to the computer, will she be afraid?

"Wing Chun, Ip Man." Su Shan put on a posture.

"Oops!" Before Su Shan could react, his right hand was grabbed by the beauty, and then a back fall knocked Su Shan to the ground.

Netizens were stunned, and Su Shan was stunned.

This girl has practiced, this is Su Shan's first thought, and then it really hurts.